The jungler always wants to gank me

While waiting for the game to load, Duan Jiaqing was a little excited.

Passerby Wang JC can be said to be one of the top junglers in this game, except for professional players. Although he is crazily targeted every time, the psychological game between gank and anti-gank gives Duan Jiaqing a sense of anticipation to meet his opponent.

System: Welcome to Summoner's Canyon!

A system prompt flashed in the middle of the screen, and the two camps began to dispatch troops.

Duan Jiaqing is in the blue camp. He is playing a mid-lane mage Syndra, also known as the ball girl. The Q skill can release a dark magic ball to cause magic damage to the enemy, and the subsequent skills can form a chain with the magic ball. trick.

W skill can drag the magic ball and throw it to the enemy to cause damage to the enemy again, and can also drag wild monster minions, etc.; E skill can push the magic ball to launch a fan-shaped energy wave forward, repel and stun the enemy!

The damage of all skills will be increased as the level and equipment are improved.

The chat box in the lower left corner flashed, and Xu Yizhao posted in the team chat:

The beautiful girl loves to launch: Brothers, please help others more.

Duan Jiaqing was so disgusted that she took out her mobile phone and sent him a private message: I am broadcasting live.

Xu Yizhao immediately replied: QAQ 嘤嘤咻, don't you love others during the live broadcast?

Duan Jiaqing: ...

Duan Jiaqing silently manipulated the hero to replenish soldiers. Every time he killed an enemy soldier, he could get gold coins. Gold coins can be used to buy equipment to increase his own damage.

"It's almost level 3. If the poodle accumulates 4 stars, it might come to catch me." Duan Jiaqing said while manipulating the hero to put a hole in the grass through the wall, "Put an eye to keep safe."

Outside the grass, you can't see if there are people in the grass. You can only see the situation inside the grass by walking in or inserting eyes in the grass. Therefore, the enemy will often crouch in the grass and jump out to kill you unexpectedly.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and all the heroes have been upgraded to level 6. At level 6, the ultimate ultimate move can be ordered, which is also a good time to kill the enemy.

The poodle hero has a terrible big move. His big move can maintain a stealth state for a period of time. The enemy hero can't see him, and increases the movement speed by a high amount. When he is in the grass, he can suddenly jump to the Beside the enemy hero, all skills are released instantly, and the explosive damage will drop the crispy skin in seconds, which is the nightmare of all crispy mages and ADs.

The jungler on the opposite side has not shown his face so far, Duan Jiaqing thought strangely, has JC changed his gender?Usually there is a fierce group, and people are caught online at level 2, but today it seems to be quiet.

Thinking of this, a system prompt sounded in my ear:

[first Blood! ]first drop of blood!

"Why did you die in the bottom lane?" Duan Jiaqing looked at the down lane. After JC's poodle came out of the stealth state of the ultimate move, a set of explosive damage killed Xu Yizhao in an instant. Xu Yizhao's hero didn't even send out a normal attack.

It wasn't over yet, and the assistant protecting Xu Yizhao couldn't run away. The poodle returned to the grass, and jumped directly from the grass to the enemy hero again. It was like a flash, which caught people off guard.

It pounced on the assistant, and attacked a few times with its extremely sharp lion claws. The last trace of blood disappeared and the assistant also fell to the ground.

[EnemyDoublekill] Enemy double kill!

After killing the two, the cold-blooded and brutal poodle stepped over the enemy's corpse, and stood calmly on the spot to return to the city for supplies. The corpses of Xu Yizhao and his assistants were scattered around him.

In the barrage in the live broadcast room, the audience is swiping 666:

[666666], [Does JC have a live broadcast?What is the room number? ], [The previous one, he didn't broadcast live, please let me know if there is any. ], [JC: First kill an ad and assist in offering sacrifices to the heavens, then we will be at Joker later]

"JC's aggressiveness is still the same as before, and the hero poodle is very suitable for him." Duan Jiaqing said, turning the perspective back to her own hero, thinking: But, JC doesn't seem to be targeting him today?

Just thinking about it, the mid-laner hero on the opposite side took the opportunity to rush in front of Duan Jiaqing's Syndra, and Duan Jiaqing's reaction was swift!

As the fingers fluttered, Syndra, who was suspended in the air, flashed to open a safe distance, then raised his hand, and there was a Q magic ball with E skill to shatter the void, knocking the enemy heroes back to the wall neatly, and stunned in place.

Then, Syndra raised her slender hand——

"My energy is endless!" As Syndra finished her lines, the purple magic balls around her hit the enemy heroes with magic damage.

The enemy hero's blood bar disappears and falls to the ground.

[Youh□□eslainanenemy]

You killed an enemy!

After killing the enemy hero, Syndra, who was suspended up and down in mid-air, returned to the line to replenish troops.

[I admire Joker's reaction speed], [As expected of a young man].

At this time, a barrage suddenly flashed: [Ahhh Joker is so handsome, mom loves you! 】

[Don't put the entertainment circle in the e-sports circle, ok? 】

[What kind of scumbag is that in front, as long as you have [-]% of Joker's game skills and [-]% of your appearance, I will let you go and pamper you! 】

The two sides quarreled directly on the barrage, and the barrage became a mess.

In addition to many technical fans, Joker also has many female fans who are envied by others. They often call themselves mother fans, sister fans, and of course girlfriend fans. The specific feature is that they call Joker’s wonderful operations all the time. By the way Sucking cats and licking faces (highlighted).

Duan Jiaqing didn't know all this in the game, and his attention was attracted by the bottom lane again, because Xu Yizhao died again.

Xu Yizhao had already been caught and killed by poodles three times. Without reinforcements, he would have no money. His pitiful equipment column only had a dagger and a pair of shoes that increased his attack speed. He hid under the defensive tower and dared not go out.

He just showed his head to replenish soldiers, and was instantly killed by a poodle that jumped out of the grass.

[killingspree!]

JC is doing a lot of killing!

JC's poodle also danced provocatively in place. In the game, the poodle uttered a mocking line: "You will die beautifully, and I will kill beautifully."

Xu Yizhao looked at the grayed out screen and typed on the public screen:

[Everyone] Beautiful girl's love launch: The jungler opposite QAQ should stop killing people.

[Everyone] JC: Ugh

[Everyone] Beautiful girl love launch: ...

"Hahaha..." Duan Jiaqing laughed when she saw her elder nephew slumped, and hurried down the road at the same time.

After provoking potential rivals, Yu Jingchuan manipulated the poodle in a comfortable mood and was about to leave. Suddenly Syndra in the middle rushed to the bottom lane. A sudden QE caught him off guard and stunned him. Then he made a big move and ignited a set to kill the poodle .

[Shutdown! ]

Joker put an end to JC's killing spree!

Seeing his own nickname appearing with Joker on the screen, the corners of Yu Jingchuan's lips curled into a smile.

"Stamp you to death!" Duan Jiaqing stomped on his dead body in retaliation, making you bully my nephew!

Xu Yizhao sent a WeChat message at this time: Uncle did a great job!Catch that turtle to death!Inexplicably, it kept catching me.

After returning to the city, Duan Jiaqing replied to him on her mobile phone while buying equipment: Maybe it's because you are so cute.

Xu Yizhao:? ? ?I rely on that guy to catch me just because I'm a woman?

To verify, Xu Yizhao asked on the public screen:

[Everyone] The beautiful girl loves to launch: Hey, don't catch me, I'm a man!

Seeing this news, Yu Jingchuan, who had just been revived, froze for a moment, and asked:

[Everyone] JC: Your nickname?

[Everyone] Beautiful girl love launch: I pretend, do you have misogyny?

[All] JC: No

[Everyone] Beautiful girl love launch: Then why do you keep grabbing me because of a feminine nickname?

[All] JC: I'm happy.

After typing the words "I'm happy", the little unhappiness in Yu Jingchuan's heart suddenly dissipated, and he opened the panels of both camps to block Xu Yizhao, even though Xu Yizhao was frantically typing on the public screen, he couldn't see it.

In the following time, the poodle didn't patronize the bottom lane anymore. When Duan Jiaqing was replenishing troops in the middle lane, the poodle walked out of the river openly.

The moment Syndra saw the poodle, she immediately retreated to the tower under her own conditioned reflex, but saw JC's poodle leisurely passing through a pile of soldiers. Staring at Syndra suspended in the air.

"What is this person doing? You scared me, and you thought you were going to gank." Duan Jiaqing muttered in a low voice, and controlled Syndra to go back to the lane to continue replenishing soldiers, and just to be safe, she went to the bushes to plant a ward.

However, the poodle's ultimate move is invisible to the fake eyes in the stealth state, and only the real eyes can see the killer sneaking in the dark.

Sudden!A bright red exclamation mark lit up above Syndra's head.

When a red exclamation mark appears above the head of our hero, it means that there are stealth units lurking around invisible, and they may jump out at any time and kill them with one blow!

Duan Jiaqing's hairs stood on end, how could he think that JC was just passing by.

Duan Jiaqing's attention was highly concentrated at the moment when he saw the red exclamation mark. The enemy's mid-laner hero had already rushed to his face. He almost subconsciously moved in an S-shape, dodging the enemy hero's ultimate move, and quickly walked back. Go under your own defense tower.

The red exclamation mark has not disappeared, and the killer hidden in the dark is still waiting for an opportunity to attack.

where is it?

in which direction?

Duan Jiaqing's mind was running rapidly, and he was always paying attention to the movement ahead, and there was almost imperceptible excitement on his face.

"Roar!" There was a lion roar with game special effects, and the poodle full of ferocity points appeared from the stealth state.

He leaps into the air angrily and throws a rope!The target is directed at Syndra who is alone and helpless!

At the second when the lion's roar appeared, Duan Jiaqing's breathing was stagnant, and she focused her whole body on the screen, watching the poodle jump out from behind her in disbelief!

JC actually ran around half of the map's field of vision and ran into the grass behind him!

When the rope was about to throw Syndra, Syndra made an extreme flash teleport, avoided the menacing chains, backhanded a magic ball and knocked back the poodle stunned in place, and smashed all the magic balls with a big move To the poodle.

The poodle didn't expect him to dodge his own rope so quickly.

However, JC wisely bought the Mercury Ribbon, almost instantly released Syndra's control, and rushed towards him even more fiercely. He launched all the attacks against the damage of the defensive tower, and instantly killed Syndra!

And the poodle still has a trace of blood!not dead!

[Youh□□ebeenslayed! ]

You have been killed!

"Nearly, so angry!" Duan Jiaqing looked at her blacked out screen, her cheeks were bulging, and she became a little puffer fish with anger!

He tapped Tachibana lightly on the head.

He was almost able to turn back and kill this old JC who loves to catch him!By the way, I avenged my nephew!

Tachibana raised his head: "Meow meow?"

【Hahaha, what did Tachibana Taro do wrong to be knocked on the head? ], [Tachibana Taro: I hate it! 】,【It’s almost a little JOJO, it’s okay, just win it back next time~】

JOJO is the nickname given to him by Joker's female fans.

In the game, the poodle is standing next to Syndra's body. He can get out of the range of the defense tower by taking a step, but he doesn't.

In the absence of one's own minions, the defense tower will automatically attack the enemy heroes who enter the range, not to mention that JC crossed a defense tower to chase and kill Joker, which attracted a lot of defense tower hatred.

"I only look for the strongest to attack." After the poodle's lines were finished, the defense tower made a final attack to kill JC's poodle.

The body of the poodle lay next to Syndra.

The barrage is all discussing JC's head-giving operation:

[JC is a sacrificial jungler! 】

【New jungle get】

[Just say why he didn't trouble the middle lane today, just wait here. 】.

[In the front, I also ranked JC, but he doesn't seem to be targeting the middle. 】

[I have also been ranked. In my dream, I was the king of the first district, and I was ranked JC and Joker. The parents who were beaten by them would not recognize it]

Duan Jiaqing looked at the poodle lying next to him and narrowed his eyes. He hasn't fallen to the point where he needs his opponent to give him a head. The game is only interesting if it is evenly matched.

But the free head, if you don't take it for nothing, you will be happy.

Suddenly the chat box in the lower left corner popped up:

[Everyone] JC: Friend position

JC succinctly stated that he wanted a Joker friend slot.

In the game of League of Legends, there is an upper limit for friends, and you can add up to 300 people. Generally speaking, the master has added a lot of friends step by step from bronze. In the later stage, you will be more cautious in giving friend slots, because if they are full, you must Delete one to add another.

So there will be a phenomenon of seeking friends.

Duan Jiaqing squinted her eyes with a smile, snickered like a kitten, and typed:

[Everyone] Joker: Gewuen

Gewuen = Get out!

Let you bully me, and even my eldest nephew.

Barrage frying pan again:

[Tragedy! JC failed to ask for a friend position for the nth time. 】

[JC is too pitiful, I can't count how many times]

[What's so pitiful, if you change it, you will add someone who always targets you?I'm so angry]

In fact, Duan Jiaqing didn't add him because he was gank in the middle of the road, but his friend slot is already full. They are all friends from all corners of the world who have met from the lowest level all the way, so it is difficult to delete anyone.

Plus...he was really a little upset about being targeted all the time, so he wanted to provoke JC.

"Heh..." On the other end, Yu Jingchuan looked at the words on the screen and chuckled. He was not surprised by this result.

He shrugged and replied:

[Everyone] JC: allright

Duan Jiaqing carefully disassembled and crumbled these words, always feeling that this word is full of helplessness, laziness and firmness, as if to say: Well, then I will continue to gank you next time.

snort!

[Everyone] Joker: slightly slightly

"Hahaha..." Seeing these three words, Yu Jingchuan couldn't help laughing anymore, he didn't want to play the game anymore, and hurriedly ended the game after his teammates made a few mistakes.

He opened Duan Jiaqing's live broadcast room and stared straight at the young man on the small screen.

Seeing his shy little appearance after winning, Yu Jingchuan's black eyes were full of smiles.

"Ouch-"

A wolf howl sounded from outside the door.

Yu Jingchuan opened the door and went to the living room to see that the husky was running wildly in his sleep.

The front paws kicked the simple and honest Alaska's butt, without getting angry, and obediently moved forward to make more room for the elder brother to run.

Seeing Yu Jingchuan come out, Tantan raised his head and called out, then lay back down again, this day is really exhausting!The huskies even dreamed of running in nightmares. If this happened every day, the two demolition team leaders would not have the extra energy to demolish the house every day.

※※※

At 09:30, Duan Jiaqing went down the air. In the next few rounds, he played the assassin hero mid laner, but he was not ranked as a JC. He carried the whole game steadily, and won the victory several times.

I received a WeChat message from Xu Yizhao on my phone:

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!you are so handsome!The last wave of team battles was so smooth! [worship face.jpg]

Qingqing: [Tsundere face] That is, otherwise, how could I be your uncle!

Zhao Zhao: ...

Zhao Zhao: You are my uncle because grandma was born late!You are still younger than me, Uncle!

Shanshan: Why don't you two go to bed soon?What time is it? We still go to school tomorrow!Zhao Zhao, do you still want to grow taller? !

Duan Jiaqing just looked at the top of the chat box, this silly nephew!Sending a WeChat message can be sent to the family group.

Qingqing: Got it, sister, I'm going to sleep [cute kiss]

Shanshan: Go, Qingqing is so good~

Zhao Zhao: Mom, I’m going to bed too [yawns]

Shanshan: Get lost!

Xu Yizhao: QAQ.

The author has something to say: Yu Jingchuan touched his chin: I have to do something to make my future boyfriend remember me, for example... grab the middle lane and kill him hundreds of times?