The jungler always wants to gank me

Yu Jingchuan rushed to his residence as soon as he got off the plane. According to the text message sent by his brother, the two dogs had already been sent to his residence.

In the evening, the crimson sunset smeared the clouds on the horizon. Yu Jingchuan was sitting in the back seat of the taxi, leaning lazily against the window, looking at the long-lost familiar scenery along the way, and his long-lost heart suddenly settled down.

After showing his identity verification, the taxi drove into a high-end villa community on the hillside in the suburbs. This rich community has complete facilities, not only a sports field, a swimming pool, but also widened and added running paths and bicycle lanes on the road. It's not too far from the city, and the transportation is convenient. The only disadvantage is that it's expensive!

Yu Jingchuan walked towards his home step by step with a solemn expression and heavy steps. After entering the password, a prompt sounded and he entered his fingerprint again.

Click—the door was gently pushed open...

"Wang Wang!"

A husky with a glossy coat and a strong body is biting a model airplane. One wing is missing, and a fluffy, round Alaskan dog is biting a piece of sponge that was pulled out from nowhere on the other side. Running around stupidly.

The whole house seemed to have been ransacked, and the "thief" didn't even spare the feathers in the pillow!

Yu Jingchuan stood at the door against the light, so he couldn't see his facial expression clearly, he could only hear him yelling through gritted teeth: "Pippi, Bomb!!!"

"Wow!" Upon hearing his name, the husky was the first to react, and rushed towards him wagging his tail with a model airplane in his mouth.

"Wow!" Alaska saw that the boss had passed by, spat out the sponge in a mouthful, and threw himself on Yu Jingchuan, unwilling to be lonely, begging for a hug.

"Spit it out." Yu Jingchuan said expressionlessly, grabbing Husky by the back of the neck.

The husky belatedly noticed that the owner seemed to be angry, opened his mouth, and the model plane fell to the ground with a slap, its ears drooped, and its tail didn't even wag.

Yu Jingchuan picked up the model and saw that it was completely useless. This is a global limited edition airplane model that his brother bought for him on his 16th birthday. There are only 100 of them in the world, and he spent a week putting together it.

He looked up and took a deep breath, looking at the crime scene - the house that had just been cleaned by the housekeeper was broken into pieces, and the scene was like a typhoon passing through.

"Who did it? Ah? Nicholas Pippi, is it you?" Yu Jingchuan pointed to the mess and asked the guilty Erha.

"Wow——" Husky Pippi's small eyes kept looking at Alaska with aggrieved eyes, and the dog's paw also pointed at it, as if saying that it did it all!

Yu Jingchuan tugged Alaska's ear again and asked, "Aixinjueluo Tantan, answer honestly, you also participated, right?"

"Woo..." Alaska's chubby figure was also aggrieved lying on the ground, and his guilty little eyes never dared to look at Yu Jingchuan, making a pitiful whining sound from his throat.

One person and two dogs stood in a stalemate for a moment, and the two dogs were so guilty that they spread out into two dog biscuits on the ground.

Yu Jingchuan got up first, took out his mobile phone, took a video and sent it to his brother. His brother sent a series of "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha", and he directly called.

"Brother! Are you in such a hurry, why can't you wait for me to come back first? Look at how my house has been bitten, a whole demolition brigade!" Yu Jingchuan yelled at the phone.

"Wait a minute." The other side was silent for a while, and after the rustling sound of walking, he shouted back: "Can you keep your voice down? Your sister-in-law almost woke you up by yelling at you just now! The baby in her stomach was scared .”

"???" Yu Jingchuan was speechless for this nervous expectant dad, "How loud can my voice come from the phone!"

"Let's not talk about this, I have found a way to deal with the e-sports club you mentioned. I will make an appointment to talk with you in a few days. Whether you can succeed or not is up to you."

"Really?" Yu Jingchuan squeezed the phone slightly in surprise, "Give me the contact information, and I will talk about it myself."

His brother said: "ok, in exchange, you have to tame those two silly dogs during this period of time, especially the bouncing ones, the fat ones are not good, your sister-in-law is always soft-hearted and feeds them ten meals a day, don't be afraid It's strange, the weight is almost catching up with me."

Hearing this, Yu Jingchuan squatted down and touched Alaska's fat belly. It felt really good.

His brother continued on the phone: "That's it, I sent dog food, dog canned nutrition powder, toys and so on. You can feed them some, don't feed too much, but don't feed too little, your sister-in-law will Distressed."

Yu Jingchuan curled his lips and said, "Understood bro, Rory is so talkative."

"You son of a bitch still despises me, let me tell you, just let you waste a few years, I will be old in a few years, you must come back to the company for me!"

"You're under 30, old bastard."

The two brothers exchanged a few more words before hanging up the phone.

"Huh—" Yu Jingchuan stood up with his hips thrust forward, and went up to the second floor to have a look.

Fortunately, Pippi and Tantan only demolished the first floor, which is really a blessing in misfortune.

Yu Jingchuan walked to his bedroom on the second floor, took off his shirt, revealing his well-defined back muscles, and changed into a black sportswear.

When they went downstairs, the two dogs were still lying on the spot, looking at him eagerly.

"You have enough energy, right?" Yu Jingchuan took two straps and a leash, and first put the straps on the two dogs.

"Wow!" Pippi and Bouncing happily wagged their tails. The owner is not angry, but wants to take them out to play!

"Go, run." Yu Jingchuan buckled the leash to the buckle of the strap, opened the door and ran out first.

Two half-human-tall dogs followed excitedly, but soon they lost their excitement.

Yu Jingchuan ran around the entire huge villa area twice, and the two dogs were so tired that they were out of breath, and their abundant energy was exhausted.

"Go, let's go back." Yu Jingchuan stopped, pulled the dog leash, and the husky lay on the ground panting, clearly unwilling to get up.

Alaska even spread out into a lump of dog pie on the ground.

Yu Jingchuan laughed so hard that his canine teeth were bared, he squatted down sweating profusely and rubbed Pipi and Bouncing's brains, and scolded, "I can't cure you yet?"

"Wow——" Husky yelled, sticking out his pink tongue to dissipate heat.

"Do you still dare to demolish the house?"

"Woooo..." Alaska whimpered, pitifully.

"Get up and go back." Yu Jingchuan looked at the sky, it was already six o'clock in the evening, if he didn't go back, he would miss Joker's live broadcast time.

The two dogs refused to move, Yu Jingchuan helplessly tugged at their ears: "Get up."

In the end, Yu Jingchuan had no choice but to go back with two dogs weighing more than 100 kilograms on his back.

"Ouch-"

After the two dogs got home and drank some water, Fengfeng inhaled the dog food in the food bowl, and finally spread into two lumps in the kennel, fell asleep quickly, and no longer had the energy to be a monster.

It was exactly 06:30 when Yu Jingchuan came out of the shower. He ordered a takeaway, turned on the computer skillfully, and entered the 6006 live broadcast room.

The page shows: The host is not connected yet!

He frowned slightly. The normal Joker live broadcast is at 06:30 in the evening. If there is something to do, he will ask for leave one day in advance. He refreshed it a few times, but still nothing. Is there any delay?

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Duan's family, the dining table was filled with joy and laughter.

Except for Duan Jiaqing who ate carefully, paying attention to Dabai's movements while eating.

Elder sister Duan Yingshan put some vegetables in the bowl of her parents and asked, "Mom and Dad, how is Dabai's recovery?"

When Dabai heard his name, he raised his head, grinned, and started wagging his tail. Duan Jiaqing resisted the urge to run away!

Dad Duan said: "I went to the pet hospital today and it has recovered. The doctor said that I can take it out for a walk properly. It's not good to stay at home all the time."

Duan Yingshan nodded, her beautiful eyes looked at Duan Jiaqing again, and asked softly: "Where is Qingqing, will you still be afraid of dogs after this time?"

Duan Jiaqing took a mouthful of rice and said, "It's better, sister."

"That's good. Dabai has no choice but to be a dog. You and Qingqing are destined."

Dabai was picked up by Duan Jiaqing on the road.

It was originally a stray dog. In order to save a child who ran on the main road, he was hit by a car. This scene happened to be seen by Duan Jiaqing. People passing by on the road looked at the bleeding dog indifferently. The parents also turned a blind eye and left with their children in their arms.

The kindness in her heart and her admiration for Dabai allowed Duan Jiaqing to overcome her fear of dogs. She took off her coat and wrapped Dabai, who was weak, and rushed to the pet hospital. Fortunately, she was rescued in time.

In this way, Dabai became a part of the Duan family.

Sitting next to Duan Jiaqing was a young boy who didn't speak the whole time, and buried himself in the food, as if he had just been released after being hungry for several days.

Duan Yingshan gave Duan Jiaqing and the boy each a chicken leg, and asked with a smile, "Zhao Zhao, have you fallen in love at school?"

"Ahem!" After a shocking cough, Xu Yizhao took a big sip of water and said helplessly, "Mom...why do you keep asking such questions."

Duan Yingshan laughed, and said, "You're still in your sophomore year and haven't made friends yet. Your dad and I have been dating since our freshman year. On the day of our senior year, I still hugged you to take a graduation photo."

Duan's mother echoed, "Zhao Zhao, your grandma already gave birth to your mother at your age, and your uncle at the age of 41. Why have you never been in a relationship?"

Duan Jiaqing is an old man. Originally, Duan's parents and Duan Mom didn't plan to have another child, but an accident happened. At that time, Duan Yingshan had just given birth to Xu Yizhao. After discussing with Duan Yingshan, the old couple decided to give birth. His one-year-old cheap nephew.

Xu Yizhao kicked Duan Jiaqing, who was holding back his laughter, under the table, and said silently with his mouth: "Help me."

Duan Jiaqing was indifferent to the cheap nephew's request for help and continued to eat chicken legs.

Well, it’s so sweet!

Seeing this, Xu Yizhao said meanly: "Mom! Why don't you ask my uncle if he has any friends?"

Duan Yingshan tapped his head lightly with the end of her chopsticks: "Qingqing is only 18 years old, just an adult, she is different from you."

"I'm only 19 years old!!!" Xu Yizhao almost wanted to cry up to the sky, "Mom, are you my mother?"

"Hahaha." Grandma Duan made up the sword with a smile: "Zhaozhao needs to drink more milk to replenish calcium. You see, you are already 19 and you are only 170. Work harder and grow to 178 while still growing taller." , just as tall as your uncle."

Xu Yizhao: QAQ is really a real mother and grandma, this knife is really worth stabbing.

Duan Jiaqing lowered her head and suppressed a smile, took the remaining half of the chicken leg, and secretly threw it to Dabai to eat.

Dabai looked at the big chicken leg that fell from the sky, and gnawed it happily!

Usually Duan's father and Duan's mother would not feed Dabai human food, because high oil and high salt are not good for animals' intestines, but Duan Jiaqing found that Dabai actually likes to eat human-seasoned food. Sneak in and give him a little once in a while.

The "happy" family dinner was over, and Duan Yingshan took Xu Yizhao back.

Xu Yizhao tied his shoelaces in the porch while shouting, "Uncle! Take me to the top tonight, I'm about to fall off!"

"Okay, you hit me, I'll pull you." Duan Jiaqing scooped out Tachibana Tachibana's poop and put it in a garbage bag, "By the way, help me throw out the garbage."

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After returning to the room and opening the live broadcast room, it was already 7 pm, half an hour later than usual, and the barrage asked what happened.

Duan Jiaqing explained: "Today's family gathering, we ate a bit late, so the live broadcast time will be postponed to 09:30 in the evening."

Said he logged into the game.

Xu Yizhao had already returned home, he couldn't wait to turn on the computer, and typed Duan Jiaqing in the game.

In the live broadcast room, everyone saw the game interface of Joker, and a person nicknamed "Beautiful Girl Love Launch" sent a message

The beautiful girl loves to launch: Brother, let me lead you to a higher score.

Joker: Why did you change your name...

Beautiful girl love launch: Is QAQ not good?Disgusted, angry.

Joker: ...

Joker: Enter the room

The nickname of each server in League of Legends is unique, and you can spend money to buy a name-changing card to change the nickname, unlimited times.

This "beautiful girl's love launch" is Xu Yizhao. He didn't call this ID originally, but he became addicted to pretending to be a cute girl these days. He bought a name change card and changed it to a feminine nickname to show off his cuteness.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is all swiping:

[The anchor takes her sister online. 】,【Joker, you actually brought your sister to live broadcast, you are degraded and degraded. ], [Tsk tsk tsk, these Internet celebrity anchors are like this, and when they become popular, they start to attract girls and fans]

Duan Jiaqing turned a blind eye to everything, calmly opened the qualifying room, and waited for the game to start.

On the other side, Yu Jingchuan squinted his eyes and looked at the nickname of "beautiful girl love launch" on the computer screen, while holding a milk tea straw in his mouth, the top of the straw was bitten fiercely by his teeth.

He clicked on the game and opened a round of ranking at the same time.

There are ten players in a game of League of Legends, divided into two opposing camps: the blue side and the red side, each with five players.

On a map called Summoner's Canyon, ten players are divided into three routes: upper, middle and lower. There are three defensive towers on each route. There are two defensive towers and the most critical Crystal hub, whichever side's crystal hub is pushed down first loses.

Players of almost the same level on each server will be automatically assigned by the system after starting the game. After the player chooses the position they are good at, click start, and the system will start to match ten players into two opposing camps to enter the game.

Duan Jiaqing is good at playing mid laner. Assassin and mage are both sneaky. Xu Yizhao is good at playing adc, that is, a shooter hero who mainly relies on physical damage. The heroes in the two positions are generally crispy, and one mistake can easily be killed in seconds.

After choosing the hero they want to play, the game enters the loading interface, and the nickname information of their own teammates and enemy players pops up.

Duan Jiaqing saw the nickname of the jungler on the opposite side, touched Tachibana Taro's hand and paused.

This is difficult.

He has lined up with JC a few times, and I don’t know if this person is against him. Every time he is on the opposite side, and every time he loses, the scary thing about this person is that he does not play cards according to common sense. There is no fixed route to clear the jungle, it is ubiquitous and pervasive, and the offense is very precise. Every jungler is very good at it.

Moreover, Duan Jiaqing discovered that this JC especially likes to gank in the middle lane, and every time he is in the queue, he must always be careful not to be caught, which is really tricky.

The audience apparently also found that JC was opposite him.

[The wild poodle on the opposite side is JC! !I am not wrong, right? 】,【Is it the jungler king JC who is the king in the solo queue? 】,【Hahahaha, before my roommate dies, I want to watch Joker win JC! 】,【Wow, Ye Wang is on the opposite side again, Joker is hanging. 】,【How big is JC's face is he called the wild king?Professional players dare not say that about themselves]

Yu Jingchuan turned off Joker's live broadcast room, moved his fingers, raised the corners of his lips, and looked at the nickname "beautiful girl love launch" on his screen with pity.

Xu Yizhao sneezed inexplicably, took out a few tissues, and was still immersed in the joy of the high score brought by the master, without the slightest notice that the danger was approaching.

The author has something to say: League of Legends is divided into three paths, and the five heroes have their own positions.

Generally top laner (meat tank), mid laner (mage AP or assassin)

Jungle (swipe the wild monster resources that appear on the map, and then support each side.)

The bottom lane is adc (shooter physical output) and support (add shield and blood to see the vision)