The jungler always wants to gank me

"Pippi, Bomb, run!" In the community, a sweaty young man was wearing a simple and stylish sportswear, jogging lightly and energetically, followed by two terrifying big dogs.

"Aw!" Halfway through the run, the honest and fluffy Alaska screamed, and slowly fell to the ground.

The young man stopped, panted, lightly kicked the big dog who was pretending to be dead, and said, "Bantan, I won't ask you for dismantling the feeder today if you run around again."

Bomb lay on the ground for a while, seeing that his master was not fooled, his fat body got up little by little, and continued to exercise to lose weight in a dejected manner.

After Yu Jingchuan joined the team, he lived a two-point and one-line life. Every day, he set off from home to the base, went home after training, walked his dog for fitness and relaxation, and then went back to continue training, and returned home late at night.

After all, there is no sleep in e-sports. Everyone’s routine is to get up near noon, start training after eating, and then eat in the afternoon, and continue training until late at night.

The MNG base has prepared a single room for Yu Jingchuan, but because there are two dogs that have been demolished, it is not convenient to bring them to the base, and the site is not big enough, so he still spends 40 minutes a day going back and forth between home and the base, and usually installs Watching the two silly big guys with an automatic feeder and a surveillance camera.

On the running lane in the community, the two dogs collapsed again. The young guy was holding two dog leashes, squatting down helplessly and rubbing the heads of the two dogs: "Pipi, bouncing, get up, don't keep trying to get up." I will carry you on my back."

"Wow——" Erha's whole dog lay on his side on the ground, his tongue sticking out and hanging on the floor, as if he was about to be taken by a dog.

Yu Jingchuan pinched his face: "Nicholas Pipi, don't pretend to be dead, last time I was tricked by you and walked all the way behind my back and almost died of exhaustion."

This side has not been appeased yet, and Alaska Dantan yelled again: "Wow!"

Yu Jingchuan rubbed Alaska's dog's head: "Bantan, what's wrong with you? Didn't you agree to run around again?"

Bomb didn't seem to hear it, and ran forward. Yu Jingchuan didn't notice it for a while, and didn't hold the dog's leash.

"Bangbo! Where are you going?"

Danbo had already run a long way, and bumped into a middle-aged couple who was leading a Samoyed head-on.

"Oh! Whose big dog! He looks really fat!"

Although Tantan is docile and honest when he is not tearing down the house, the amazing thing is that he can understand the word "fat".

This made the dog unhappy, and Bomb angrily barked twice: "Wow!"

What a face-saving dog, although I am fat, but you are not allowed to call me fat!

Then it was overshadowed by another more fierce cry: "Wow, woof, woof!"

"Aww——" Hearing the barking of Tantan and the strange dog, Pippi woke up suddenly, someone was bullying his little brother!

Yu Jingchuan arrived one step later, and the three dogs had already circled around in a three-legged posture.

Yu Jingchuan was afraid that the two big dogs would frighten the middle-aged couple, so he hurriedly shouted: "Pippi, Bomb, sitdown!"

The two dogs hit the ground reflexively, Yu Jingchuan squatted down and picked up the leash, and said apologetically, "Uncle and aunt, didn't I scare you?"

The aunt said with a smile: "It's okay, young man, these two fat babies belong to your family, they are really well raised."

After all, the aunt stretched out her hand and began to brush up the thick hair of the bouncing bouncy, with a face full of enjoyment.

Yu Jingchuan stood up and said helplessly, "I'm a little overweight. I take them running every day to lose weight."

When he stood up, the eyes of the couple brightened!

This guy is really tall.

The aunt asked: "How old are you, young man? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Yu Jingchuan replied obediently: "I'm 19 this year, I've been studying abroad before, and I just came back last month."

In normal times, Yu Jingchuan didn't like to chat with strangers, but the couple in front of them had kind faces and gentle and kind tones, which made people feel fond of them.

"Wow, returnees." The aunt asked hesitantly, "How tall are you, young man?"

Yu Jingchuan: "185."

"What did you eat to grow up?" Auntie asked again.

Yu Jingchuan: "..."

The old gentleman standing next to her laughed, and said, "No one would ask someone like that." Then he turned to Yu Jingchuan and said, "Young man, my old lady wants to ask you how you grew taller. Our grandson will be 19 this year. The height is only 170, but it worries our family."

Yu Jingchuan said in surprise: "Your grandson is so old, you two still look very young."

My aunt covered her mouth and smiled happily when she heard this, "Oh! How young are you! We are both 59 years old this year, rounded up to 60. We got married early in that era. I gave birth to my eldest daughter at the age of 18. My daughter I gave birth to my grandson at the age of 22."

Yu Jingchuan nodded knowingly, and answered the auntie's question just now: "I just eat normally, exercise more, and grow taller. After I was 14 years old, I went abroad to study and started to cook by myself. I can cook whatever I like. It may be That’s why I eat a lot.”

"You can cook! What a good boy." The aunt looked up in surprise, sighed, and said, "Hey, unlike my son, who is addicted to games, stays away all day, and doesn't listen to his parents."

Yu Jingchuan frowned. Based on the age of the old couple, the son must be at least four years old. He is so addicted to games all day long that he can't stay at home. Those who can live in this community are either rich or expensive, and their family probably has a little foundation The talents I have now are for my middle-aged son to squander like this.

But after all, it was someone else's housework, so Yu Jingchuan didn't ask any further questions. On the contrary, the old couple was very curious about Yu Jingchuan and chatted a lot.

Several people were chatting, and the three dogs were not idle.

Samoyeds, huskies and Alaska sniff each other's butts, greet each other in their own way, and meet new partners, which is equivalent to human beings saying hello to each other: "Oh, it's your dog."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, your master is taking you for a walk today."

"Yeah, did you eat cans today?"

"Not yet, when I go back, the master will cook special dog food for me."

The three sled dogs got to know each other and played together peacefully for the time being, with their black and white hair flying around.

Spring is the season of shedding.

At 07:30 in the evening, Yu Jingchuan reckoned that he was about to go back to the base, and made an appointment with his uncle and aunt to meet at this place tomorrow, and took the three dogs for a run together.

"Thank you so much, Xiaoyu. Our family understands that we are full of energy, and our old couple can't run. It's good to exercise more and meet new friends." Auntie smiled and bent down and patted Pippi's head. Said: "See you tomorrow, Pippi."

Just as she stretched out her hand, a smear of blue and black emerged from the semi-long-sleeved clothes, which looked like bruises that had not faded, and even slightly red and swollen...

Yu Jingchuan narrowed his eyes and asked bluntly, "Auntie, on your arm..."

"Oh! It's okay." The aunt interrupted him with a flustered look, and pulled her clothes to cover the bruise: "It was just bumped and bumped accidentally."

The severity of the bruises did not seem to be caused by bumps and bumps. Yu Jingchuan was a little angry. He felt a complex emotion of sorrow and anger for the uncle and aunt who doted on their son. He thought to himself: If you have a chance, you must It will be the middle-aged uncle who is addicted to games and beats his parents.

When Yu Jingchuan left with Pipi, the old couple breathed a sigh of relief.

The couple rolled up their sleeves together, and there were two unremoved tattoos on their thin arms, which looked a bit like a dog.

Dabai blinked his eyes and wagged his tail: "Wow!"

The aunt smiled and said to the old man: "Fortunately, he was not discovered. The tattoo artist in Turkey is pretty good."

The uncle also said with a smile: "Now we can't let the children see it, so we can wait until we wear short sleeves for a while."

"All right, old man."

It can be said that they are two bad old people.

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The author has something to say: Duan Jiaqing: Addicted to games?Punching and kicking parents?Uncle feet picking?

Yu Jingchuan 360-degree Amsterdam tiger landing vertical kneeling: Sorry, I was wrong.

Whisper Bibi:

These two days will be about metaphysics (that is, revise the text at two o'clock every night, update the publication time, and have the opportunity to go to the homepage of hot tags to increase exposure, because it is very mysterious, so it is called metaphysics 233 by the authors ), it’s not really updated, the normal update is after 8 pm.