The jungler always wants to gank me

"Running waves!! Wandering waves!! The surging river will never stop~"

Duan Jiaqing rattled back to the box, where Jian Duoduo was still crying and howling, but the boss Teng Chong was still listening with relish and smiling, what a weirdo.

Jian Duoduo finally got tired of singing, saw him coming in, and said loudly, "Joker! You haven't sung yet, come and order a song!"

While speaking, the microphones were handed over.

"I, I can't sing." Duan Jiaqing was troubled.

He, Joker, can't sing!

The degree of pentatonic insufficiency is much more than that of Jane!

Jian Duoduo waved his hand, and only regarded him as modest: "I don't know how to sing either, I just yell twice! Come on, come on, what do you want to sing, I'll order you a song that is popular recently, okay?"

The wolf ate melon seeds on both sides while watching the show and shouted: "Okay! Come on Joker! Come on Joker!"

Even the underage Xiaodouding, who sneaked in, looked at Brother Joker with bright eyes and clapped his hands expectantly.

Duan Jiaqing, who was unable to get off the tiger, closed her eyes, took the microphone as if she was dead, and stood on the small stage.

After 1 minute, the expressions on everyone's faces were distorted.

After 2 minutes, everyone's jaws dropped.

After 3 minutes, someone started covering their ears.

After the whole song was sung, a few people applauded sparsely.

Jian Duoduo shook his head and said, "I thought I was already the death song of e-sports, but I didn't expect you, Joker, to be the death song of e-sports PLUS!"

Roen smiled and said: "God gave you good looks, and it will burn your singing voice. It's better than Duo Duo, after all, Duo Duo has no good looks."

The wolf was dumbfounded and said: "Joker, you can do it, you can't even meow, how do you communicate with Tachibana?"

Standing on the stage, Duan Jiaqing blushed, and the top of her head was already smoking. She retorted guiltily, "I think I can sing well."

Teng Chong laughed until his stomach ached, and said, "I'm really convinced, you must not sing in the live broadcast room, it will ruin your image too much."

The angry little puffer fish returned the microphone to Jian Duoduo, and Jian Duoduo began to sing on stage one by one.

Duan Jiaqing sat on the sofa and played with her mobile phone, thinking how she could meet JC everywhere, the tip of her nose seemed to still linger with the faint smell of alcohol on JC's body, not the stinky kind, but a bit intoxicating and fruity sweet The kind is very faint, and you can only smell it when you get close to it and exhale it from your nose.

He touched the cheeks where the two of them lightly rubbed each other, he was a little dazed, and he seemed to hear the man's low chuckle in his ears.

buzz - buzz -

Someone's cell phone vibrated frantically on the sofa.

Duan Jiaqing's small world was awakened, he tilted his head slightly, and heard Teng Chong say in a bad tone: "Didn't you want to leave? Why? The development abroad is not good and you want to come back? I owe you in my previous life!"

Oh ho!Duan Jiaqing blinked her eyes, was she arguing with her partner?Listening to this object is a bit scumbag.

The heart of gossip was ready to move, Duan Jiaqing ordered herself to divert her attention, not to pry into the boss's privacy!

Xiao Douding came to the stage and was singing the theme song of Happy and Big Big Wolf. The brothers all beat the beat very cooperatively, as if the kindergarten was holding a garden sports meeting.

Teng Chong's phone call was coming to an end, he sneered and said, "Go away, I still need you when I have my children! Do you hear me? I, my wife and children are in the kindergarten and I still need you, a wolf-hearted dog, you can take care of it." ? This kindergarten is doing activities at night!"

Xiao Douding just sang: "Even if there are wolves hunting me down, it's a game! No matter what time it is, I will be happy and smiling, and I will fly..."

"I'll go out for a while." Teng Chong hung up the phone, loosened his collar and went out first.

He turned a corner and came to the public bathroom to wash his face. The sanitation of Shenglong Hotel is very good, even the bathroom is magnificently decorated and cleaned.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a back with a bare upper body, with clear muscle lines, wide shoulders and narrow waist, thin skin and tender flesh, especially the water-soaked spine joints were more vivid and attractive, but the yellow curly hair was a bit abrupt .

Teng Chong swallowed unconsciously, lowered his head and walked to the sink to wash his hands.

The person next to him suddenly shook, leaned over with one hand on the marble sink, and said to him mysteriously, "Hi, I'm 18 today."

Teng Chong was taken aback for a moment, what is this little boy trying to imply?

Huang Qifeng hiccupped and flaunted with embarrassment: "I'm 18 years old! I'm an adult now! I can drink now! I drank today..." He counted on his fingers, ten After counting with his fingers, he pulled Teng Chong's fingers and continued to count: "Eleven, twelve, thirteen...a lot of wine."

The 18-year-old boy is slender, half a head taller than Teng Chong, and has curly hair that looks like a large poodle. The boy's texture is clear and resilient, full of collagen, and his handsome face wetted with water looks even greener. Juicy and tender.

Teng Chong's eyes darkened a bit. If this boy ignored his IQ, he grew up completely according to his taste.

He pushed him against the wall calmly, pinched his face gently with his slender fingers, leaned closer and said, "18 years old is more than just being able to drink."

Huang Qifeng asked with blurred eyes: "Then what else can I do?"

Teng Chong: "You."

Huang Qifeng's mind was muddled, he couldn't turn the corner, his eyes focused, he looked down at Teng Chong's face, and suddenly said righteously: "Mom said girls can't come to the men's room!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his face was suddenly pinched into dough and sunken in. Teng Chong's hand was a little stronger, and he had a sneer on his face. He hated people saying that he looked like a woman the most.

Teng Chong spat out three words from between his teeth: "You are courting death."

Huang Qifeng struggled a few times and still persuaded him to go to the women's toilet next door.

Teng Chong said: "Shut up!"

How could a heartless man like Huang Qifeng shut up.

Teng Chong clicked his tongue and leaned forward to lick a drop of water on the corner of his mouth, and swallowed it with his tongue, as soon as he saw him, he wanted to do it!

The soft touch from his lips made Huang Qifeng's body tremble, and his hairs stood on end. He suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, you are Brother Yu's chicken, am I right! Brother Yu is calling you chicken!" Quality is high."

Huang Qifeng stared at Teng Chong carefully for a while, and the big man suddenly said shyly: "You, you are so beautiful."

Teng Chong laughed angrily now, and said through gritted teeth, "I won't be named Teng if I don't get rid of you today!"

Teng Chong took his hand all the way up the elevator, came to his usual room in Shenglong, couldn't wait to kiss him, and pulled off his tie to tie someone up.

In the end, he was tied up because he was not strong enough, and the little curly hair who had tasted the sweetness of kissing held Teng Chong's face to his lips and kissed again and again.

Although the little curly hair is curly and heartless, he is still a young man who loves sports, especially in the past few years abroad with Yu Jingchuan, he has been brought to exercise every day, and he has nothing to do with Teng Chong who has been sitting in the office. It's even stronger than being drunk.

The tie that Teng Chong used to bind others became his own. It was the first time that he was the one underneath. In order not to suffer, he could only coax the little curly hair to use cream to help him expand.

Little Curly was a little tired in the middle, crying and wanting to sleep.

Teng Chong took a mouthful of old blood and coaxed him to untie himself and move by himself.

(omit to omit)

After tossing until three o'clock in the morning, the comfortable little curly hair was half asleep and half awake, crying and saying that his back was sore from moving, and this hurt and that hurt.

Teng Chong was covered in bruises from his drunken strength. Afterwards, he had to get up and fill the bathtub with water, take a bath with Curly, and then wipe him clean and carry him back to the bed.

Tonight he deeply experienced what it means to lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot.

well!It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes!

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But Yu Jingchuan, who was rushing back to the live broadcast, had no idea what happened next. He returned to the base, turned on the computer, adjusted the camera specially bought by the manager, and opened the live broadcast room on time at nine o'clock.

Because the official blog had publicity in advance to build momentum, a large wave of people flooded in as soon as the broadcast started, and the popularity quickly reached 100 million.

Not all of these people were fans of JC, there were also some fans and tourists from other teams who came to see the handsome guy.

[Lion army came to report]

【Sin fan group came to report】

【Airborne!Airborne! 】

"Hi everyone, I'm JC." Yu Jingchuan greeted the camera with a lazy smile, with a charming drunkenness in the corner of his eyes.

The barrage flashed:

【Oops!It's a heart-pounding feeling]

【Mom, I'm in love! 】

【How can this person be so handsome】

[My girlfriend saw JC and said she also wanted to play games, how should I stop her]

Yu Jingchuan propped his forehead with one hand, manipulated the mouse with the other to open the League of Legends client, and muttered: "What hero do you want to play? What hero do you want to see me play?"

【It will be all right! 】

【Just want to see my husband's face】

【casual】

Yu Jingchuan looked at the barrage, and seemed to have no problem with what hero he played. He thought for a while and said, "Then, let me play Panka Satin, okay?"

【yoyoyo】

[Aren't you a jungler, isn't Kassadin a jungler? 】

【Hahaha, do you want to play Kassadin because of Joker】

"Playing mid laner Kassadin, I can also play mid laner. By the way, I can play in the jungle." Yu Jingchuan first chose the mid laner, and the second chose the jungler.

While waiting to be matched with teammates, Yu Jingchuan took the time to look at the scrolling barrage, and occasionally picked a few to reply, and found that interacting with this group of netizens was also quite interesting.

Ding—the game player is successfully matched!

Entering the hero selection interface, JC got his wish and followed to the position of the mid laner. He chose Kassadin in seconds. When he was ordering the rune talent, the chat box in the lower left corner, the player in the auxiliary position sent a sentence.

Your father accidentally: Can the mid laner switch with me?I'm a fifth-floor support, can't play, only mid laner.

Yu Jingchuan didn't see it, and after ordering the rune talent, this person had already sent a lot of words.

Your father was not careful: Damn, the mid laner is always missing.

Your father was careless: Can I change my words?I can also play Kassadin, I will level up and take you flying!

Your father accidentally: Give it away if you don’t give it to the mid laner!

Yu Jingchuan replied calmly:

JC: no

Only then did the teammates realize that they were ranked as professional players, and they came out to make friends one after another.

The sun never sets: Is it JC, my brother is watching your live broadcast

Malt paste: Yoyo, did I go on TV?group photo!

Your father accidentally: Heh, professional players are amazing?So hanging?

Your father accidentally: Isn't JC a jungler?What order are you grabbing?

Malt paste: Why can't people play other positions?not playing games

The sun will never set and it will set: You are so lenient, the great god asks for a friend seat!I'm definitely not cheating on this one!

Yu Jingchuan didn't say anything more. His teammates had all chosen heroes, and the assistant chose Tam, the Lord of the River. When he saw this hero appearing, he felt that something was wrong. This person had just met him.

The Lord of the river, Tahm, is a guy who looks like a catfish with a long tongue. His attack method is to use his tongue, Q skill giant tongue whip, and spit out a tongue full of mucus to slow down the enemy.

The W skill can be released on friendly heroes to eat your teammates and protect teammates from enemy damage. After stacking three layers of passive, you can also eat enemy heroes and spit them into your own attack range to kill.

The E skill is a shield, and the R skill's ultimate move, Abyss Diving, is a long-distance movement skill that can carry a teammate to dive from the sewer to other locations. It is a good skill for chasing or escaping.

However, the problem lies in the W skill. Tahm, who loves to make trouble, eats his friends into his stomach when he disagrees, and then flashes into the enemy's pile. When the time is up, he spits out his teammates, causing them to be beaten to death by the enemy .

In the barrage, netizens said:

[This Tam is definitely going to make trouble]

[This JC feels like four hits six]

[Is it useful to report this person as an actor? 】

While waiting for the game to load, Yu Jingchuan calmly got up and poured a glass of water, and added some honey to hangover, as if he didn't pay attention to this clown, he came back and looked at the barrage, and replied: " It's okay, I can carry this one."

Several fans of Joker asked him if he knew why Joker didn't broadcast live today.

Speaking of Joker, the corners of Yu Jingchuan's mouth turned up, and he replied, "I went to a dinner party at the TG base, and I met him just now when I came back." As he spoke, he rubbed his sore brows, and said with some annoyance, "Oh, He was dragged into the little black room by deleted friends again."

The barrage is mocking him:

【233 Again, this word sounds very sad】

【Why did you pull into the little black room? Aren't you guys giving bullwhip soup? 】

[JO mother fans smelled the smell of JOJO and rushed to the scene! 】

Yu Jingchuan chuckled, and said helplessly, "It's because of the bullwhip soup. He's too shy, so don't keep bringing it up." Speaking of this, he turned to Lion and said, "Turn your camera on for me. Go back, I'll charge you for the live broadcast if you shoot again! It's all because of you!"

Lion, who was doing small movements, turned the camera back to himself with a guilty conscience, and said in a low voice: "You started the live broadcast yourself, and they all ran to watch you. When you look at your live broadcast room, I suddenly lost 50 people are all waving to say goodbye to me!"

Lion faced the camera aggrievedly, arranging his hairstyle super narcissistically: "Aren't I handsome?"

Netizens heard Lion's aggrieved complaints from JC's live broadcast room, and expressed:

【Lion Don't Cry We Still Love You】

[I will watch you when JC is downcast]

[When you get tired of watching JC face to face, go to your live broadcast room and watch his side face! 】

Lion vomited a mouthful of old blood.

[Welcome to Summoner's Rift! ]

At the beginning of the game, five heroes appeared in the spring water. Tamm directly tapped the W skill at the first level, and Kassadin, who spotted JC, swallowed it in one gulp, and came out after a while.

On the line, Tam didn't go to the bottom lane to protect the ad, but kept following Kassadin in the middle lane to grab soldiers, gain experience, and was swallowed into the stomach and spit out in front of the enemy hero from time to time.

The enemy hero is a clockwork monster, and the speed of the metal ball is a bit clunky.

Yu Jingchuan remained calm in the face of danger. As soon as he was spat out in front of the clockwork, a snakeskin moved and twisted the metal ball away, and got close to the clockwork. The Q skill Void Serve and the W skill Void Blade added extra damage. Two basic attacks, the clockwork One-third of the blood was gone.

Later, when Clockwork saw Tam Tu people approaching, he hid far away.

【This Tam is so annoying】

[I'll add him as a friend and scold him! 】

[I have already reported him]

With the existence of a pig teammate, JC Kassadin's experience will be divided in half, and he will reach level [-] later than the enemy's mid laner. Ding swallowed it into his stomach and spit it out in front of the clockwork, and the clockwork understood and prepared to kill Kassadin with his big move.

puff!

The moment Kassadin just landed, the clockwork metal ball was in front of his eyes. Although JC's eyes were a little stunned, it didn't affect the operation awareness and quick reaction speed. He quickly pressed a few buttons.

In the game, Kassadin dodged Clockwork's big move with an extreme flash, and leaned close to the front of Clockwork, and the Void Blade slashed down!The void ball keeps up with the damage, and the fan-shaped energy pulse slows down the enemy's movement speed, causing him to keep up with the output even if the clockwork flashes.

[first blood! ]

first drop of blood!

This wave directly allowed him to get a 500 bounty and was promoted to level six. Kassadin used the big move Void Walk to quickly evacuate the scene.

Sure enough, the enemy jungler Xin Zhao was nearby, rushed out and stabbed Tamm three times.

【666666】

【A professional player is indeed a professional player】

【Why do I feel like JC is drunk】

[Is the anchor not talking?I want to hear the anchor explain my operation]

Yu Jingchuan focused on the game the whole time and didn't say a word. During the process of returning to the city for supplies, he took time to look at the barrage and said, "Just kill, there is nothing to explain."

【Domineering! 】

【JC is so handsome】

[Instead of me, I would have hung up a long time ago, and met such a stupid teammate]

[I feel that this game is particularly interesting]

[Popularity is almost 200 million! 200 million friends raise your hands! 】

The popularity of the JC live broadcast room is rising rapidly, and it will soon exceed 200 million, and it is still improving.

After Kassadin was promoted to level six, he stopped staying in the middle. After clearing the line of soldiers, he wandered around to support, eating wild monsters, and his level rose rapidly.

In this wave, he wandered to the bottom lane to support, and Tam typed his position on the public screen.

[Everyone] Your father accidentally: Pay attention to the other side, Kassadin went to the bottom road, and now he is in the river

There was an early warning on the opposite side, four people double-teamed, Kassadin killed the opponent's ad and fell down himself.

Tam just watched and didn't save anyone, and even typed and taunted.

[Everyone] Your father accidentally: Haha!Professional players are at this level. If you sprinkle a lot of rice on the keyboard, even chickens can play better than you!Garbage JC!

The teammates couldn't see it and they all sprayed with him.

[Everyone] The sun never sets: I really regret giving birth to you 20 years ago

[Everyone] Malt Paste: Just stare at Tam, the bastard on the opposite side and kill him, and give everyone a head for free!

[Everyone] mimimi: Don't hit me, I'm just a cute adc with no protection

Because there is a pig teammate who is holding back, in the mid-term team battles, some people are always eaten for no reason, then spit into the crowd and be beaten to death.

人头比很快就被拉到了15:7，15个人头里有10个是被塔姆害的，己方7个人头有6个都是卡萨丁拿的，卡萨丁现在肥的流油。

【This is hanging】

[Although Kassadin is very costly, I always feel like I'm going to lose]

[Other teammates can't get up, this trash Tam]

After Yu Jingchuan changed his equipment, he said confidently, "Don't worry, this one can win, the opponent is full of kitchen knives."

In League of Legends, the output is roughly divided into magic output and physical output. If the heroes of the whole team are of the physical output type, they are called the chopper team. Resistance, the extra equipment money can be used to buy output equipment.

A teammate surrendered and didn't want to play any more. With such a disgusting teammate around, it was really aggrieved and boring to play.

Yu Jingchuan typed:

JC: Don't worry, there are still things to play

JC: trust me

It seemed that they were convinced by him, and the others clicked Refuse to Surrender, and made up a little equipment to increase HP and armor, preparing for a long-term war of resistance.

Even the adc has released a blue shield, which reduces critical damage by [-]% and increases armor and blood volume.

The time was dragged until everyone put on their six gods, and the disadvantages of the Chopper team began to show. If it weren't for Tam who was holding back, it would not be certain who would win and who would lose!

【Wow!I’ve come back from the toilet and I’m not done yet]

【Too tenacious】

[Looking at JC's face the whole time, what is the game?Can I eat it? 】

I have to say that Kassadin is too flexible. The R skill void walk can be released once in 2 seconds in the later stage. Although the mana cost is a bit high, it is good to be able to escape and help teammates.

A few waves of enemies wanted to push up to the high ground, so Kassadin ran to the back to cut off the line of soldiers. There were no small soldiers and the enemy dared not force it up, so they could only retreat.

After several waves of pulling down, both sides dropped all the highlands and crystals, and both surrounded the dragon, ready to fight.

However, one's own ad made a mistake in positioning, and was directly killed by the opponent, and the enemy disconnected the dragon.

ad said very sorry in the chat box:

mimimi: I'm sorry, I was in a daze...

mimimi: This wave of my...

Everyone felt that this was a game to lose, and they must lose.

[JC has tried his best]

【I think it's a good fight】

[It's okay, it's okay, let's start the next round!I want to play with Nightmare, I want to see how Nightmare plays wild]

Yu Jingchuan yawned lightly, and typed leisurely:

JC: You go up and harass them to fight dragons, try to delay the time.

Everyone, see that Kassadin has brought his troops to the enemy's bottom lane and is demolishing the front tooth tower!

JC is going to steal the house!

The enemy also found out, but the blood volume of the dragon has been hit to 3000 blood, and someone has been harassing them to prevent them from returning to the city.

In desperation, the enemy had no choice but to walk back on foot!Stop Kassadin from demolishing the house!

The sun never sets: Brothers!hold them back!Hold us and win!

In order to delay the enemy's return, JC's teammates rushed up to commit suicide attacks regardless of life and death!It is necessary to keep the enemy behind and give JC enough time to steal the house!

[Anally has been plain]

A friendly hero was killed!

The jungler fell under enemy fire!

[Your team has destroyed an turret]

You have destroyed the enemy's defense tower!

Kassadin took down one of the enemy's incisor towers!

[enemy double kill]

Enemy Double Kill!

The top laner of the most fleshy tank could not bear it for a long time, and died in battle!

[Your team has destroyed an turret]

You have destroyed the enemy's defense tower!

The enemy's last defense tower also fell, and Kassadin began to frantically swing the purple void blade, slashing at the enemy's crystal base one by one!

One second before the arrival of the enemy's large force, Kassadin taunted and read out his lines:

"You are insignificant and useless"

Then the last knife!

boom!

The base exploded!

[Victory]

victory!

In the live broadcast room, the screen is full of bullet screens [6666] [So handsome! 】

They were so densely packed that they couldn't see anything.

On the settlement interface, old god Yu Jingchuan typed on the ground:

JC: Tam, chickens are better than me, so are you not as good as chickens?

After typing, he clicked the report button and exited the settlement interface.

【Hahaha, Tam is going to die of anger】

[Maybe smashing the keyboard at the other end of the network cable]

Yu Jingchuan stretched and yawned, as if he was a bit tired, leaned on the back of the chair and closed his eyes for a while to rest his mind, his capacity for alcohol was really bad, he would get dizzy after drinking, he was still in Huang Qifeng's bed today I drank a small half cup of "orange juice" under the instigation.

[Handsome people yawn so beautifully, unlike Lion, who yawns like the mouth of an abyss. 】

[Professional player earns one million a month while sleeping live! 】

[Is JC still playing? 】

[You look very tired, your eyes are a little drunk, have you been drinking? 】

Yu Jingchuan leaned on the back of the chair for about a minute, opened his eyes, and continued playing the game.

"Today I will broadcast live until 12 o'clock, let's play jungle next."

While waiting to be matched with teammates, he entered Joker's live broadcast room number, went in and checked, and the page showed: The anchor is not here!

Yu Jingchuan stared at Joker's live broadcast profile picture with stupefied eyes, "I don't know if he's back or not."

【JC is like a wife-watching stone】

【front!You said what I dare not say!Waving the double J banner! 】

【Nonsense, she is obviously a wife waiting for her husband to come home】

[Call to ask, don't you have a good relationship with Joker? 】

[Curious, did JC and JK know each other before?How iron is the relationship]

Yu Jingchuan took a sip of the honey water, looked at the flashing barrage, a sly look flashed in his eyes, and he said, "It's pretty good, Joker even helped me brag about it that night."

A series of question marks flashed across the barrage

【? ? ? ? 】

【What are you blowing? 】

[Blow it?Is that what I mean?Or am I too impure? 】

Yu Jingchuan thought for a while, then burst out laughing, and added: "The day before yesterday, he also helped me brag about it before the game, and then I was very motivated. Joker has a part to play for winning that game against FL."

Well, I used WeChat to blow it up.

The barrage exploded directly, and the scrolling speed seemed to be accelerated by the naked eye!

【Blowjob? 】

【What are you blowing?You tell me clearly! ! !Ben JO mother fan rushed to the battlefield with a 40-meter-long sword! 】

[I didn't expect you to be this kind of JC, you bastard! 】

[Show or your JC show]

[Ugly people are obscene when they flirt, and seductive when handsome people flirt! ! 】

[Is it comfortable? Is it comfortable? Just ask if you are comfortable? 】

Yu Jingchuan laughed as he looked at it, and the devil in his heart couldn't help showing his head. He said in a low voice, "It's comfortable, it doesn't swell or hurt after blowing."

The wound is not swollen or painful.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah】

[The porn anchor has reported it! 】

[The old driver reported driving! 】

Yu Jingchuan, who had been teased for a while, was in a good mood, and he smiled with his white teeth showing. After laughing for a while, his handsome face came close to the camera, shaking a little, with his index finger on his lips, and said in a low voice, "Shh, don't tell him. , he has blocked me."

【Why blocked you?Is it because of the bullwhip soup? 】

【Our jojo is not such a stingy person, it must be what you did】

Yu Jingchuan murmured: "Probably because I don't have a good oral life, and if I can't speak, I always make him angry."

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah】

[You tell me clearly!Having a bad mouth and not being able to speak are two different things! 】

[Show, show a broken leg, more show than Lion! 】

Lion was amazed at what he heard, and couldn't help but leaned over and said, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be too lenient when it comes to talking dirty!"

Yu Jingchuan glanced at him: "Yo, you can use idioms."

Lion stood up and strangled JC's neck, and the netizens started swiping their screens.

[Go away, go away, don't spoil the style of painting! 】

[Lion's former veteran has been reduced to the appearance of a young player who can barely make ends meet! 】

Yu Jingchuan broke him away with a smile; "Did you see that I told you not to rub my heat?"

Lion got closer and smelled the alcohol on his body. He sniffed it and said, "Have you been drinking? No wonder you feel weird tonight."

【Did JC really drink fake wine? 】

[This is a live broadcast accident, right?]

【So much news broke out】

Ding - the game has started.

Yu Jingchuan turned to concentrate on the game, leaving a bunch of netizens messed up in the wind.

On the other hand, Xu Yizhao has been paying close attention to JC's development, after all, this person is a man who wants to be his aunt!I didn't expect to hear such shocking news in the live broadcast room!

God!Has his uncle, and JC, developed to this point?

Xu Yizhao hid under the quilt in the dormitory tremblingly, and secretly informed his uncle.

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In the private room, everyone in TG had already sung for a round, but the boss hadn't come back yet, and he didn't answer the phone. Feng Yin was at a loss, and it was already quite late.

Cheng Yongming asked: "Where did the boss go? Why hasn't he come back?"

Feng Yin said helplessly: "I don't know, I didn't answer the phone, I just went to the toilet and found no one."

Cheng Yongming frowned and said, "The kids still have a training match tomorrow, why don't we settle the bill first and go."

Feng Yin thought it was the only way to go: "I'll go out and pay the bill, and I'll be leaving later."

Feng Yin went out after speaking.

Duan Jiaqing's phone vibrated again and again, he rubbed his eyes sleepily, opened it, and the eldest nephew swiped the screen again.

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!Have you watched JC's live broadcast tonight?

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!Are you really having an affair with JC?

Zhao Zhao: Uncle! JC broke the news in the live broadcast room!

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!Come back to me, uncle!

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!You and him have progressed to this point? !Do grandparents know?Does my mother know?I won't be the last to know, will I? [crying.jpg]

Duan Jiaqing stopped rubbing her eyes, and her eyes turned red from rubbing, like a cute and bully bunny.

He looked at the series of inexplicable words from the elder nephew suspiciously, and replied:

Qingqing: What are you talking about?What's the meaning?

Qingqing: What did he reveal?

Qingqing: Did he expose my fear of dogs? !Hey, only a few old fans know about my image of being wise and powerful, and none of the new fans know about it.

Zhao Zhao: No, Uncle!Wait, let me see if there is a screen recording sent out.

Zhao Zhao: Anyway, JC said you have a lot of legs with him!

What does it mean?Duan Jiaqing thought puzzledly, turned on the Maowei live broadcast, and went to League of Legends at a click. The first live broadcast room, with 300 million popularity, was JC's live broadcast room, named MNGJC.

He clicked in and looked at it for a while. JC was playing the nightmare jungler, playing normally. In the small camera screen in the lower right corner, JC's eyes were deep and focused, the corners of his eyes were slightly drunk, and there was a faint smile on his mouth, didn't he? Open your mouth and explain to everyone why this wave operates like this.

Duan Jiaqing secretly took several screenshots and saved them.

After a while, Xu Yizhao posted a Weibo link.

Zhao Zhao: [link]

Zhao Zhao: Uncle!Look, look, look!

Zhao Zhao: Is what JC said true?

Duan Jiaqing clicked on it, and it was posted by a blogger named "JKxJC".

JKxJC: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm really going crazy, the cold cp that I've been fascinated for a while actually have an intersection!Although I know that these professional players may not have a word of truth in their mouths, they are still so cute!Is there any xjm who writes fanfiction?Want to eat candy!

[screen recording video]

There are more than 100 comments in it.

As long as I live: O fellow!Leave my lof: xxxx, I will write a fan tonight!

I thought no one would choose me: waving the 2J flag, please? !

If our roles are reversed: I like them too, their appearance is superior!

Duan Jiaqing clicked in, and when she heard Chuichui, she didn't find anything wrong, knowing that there was a series of bullet screens【What is blowing? 】【Blowjob? ] Flying by, Duan Jiaqing's face suddenly turned red!

After watching it for a while, JC continued to break the news, blowing it more than once, and it was still very comfortable.

As one of the protagonists of the incident, Duan Jiaqing has already lost sight of it!My old swan!

His whole body was immersed in shame and anger, his face was so red that he could steam an egg, and he complained softly: "What nonsense is this man talking about!"

He quit the video, only to find that his private messages on Weibo had exploded!

The sign of 999+ hangs dazzlingly on the screen of the mobile phone, and it is all confession to him and JC when it is clicked.

Duan Jiaqing turned off Weibo and started the Maowei live broadcast in a panic. JC just ended the game.

In the Maowei live broadcast, if an anchor goes to other anchors’ rooms, there will be special signs and reminders. For example, the name will become a striking dark pink and the font will be bold.

Just now when Duan Jiaqing clicked into JC's live broadcast room, the system had automatically announced TGJoker's entry into the live broadcast room.

Come in now, some mother fans who hang around have already begun to express their love for jojo.

【JOJO is coming!Mom loves you for 1 years! 】

[wuli little JOJO has also grown up, I didn't expect to have a boyfriend]

Duan Jiaqing's ears were red, and her typing hands were a little flustered.

TGJoker: What nonsense are you talking about! ! ! !

I even hit a few exclamation points, as if this is the only way to express my strong emotions!

Yu Jingchuan settled the game and quit to take a look.

Yo, look what big baby he caught again!

Yu Jingchuan smiled softly: "You are here, is the dinner party over?"

Duan Jiaqing is typing frantically:

TGJoker: Quickly explain clearly!

TGJoker: The meaning of blowing blowing is blowing, just blowing the wound, don't get me wrong!

Yu Jingchuan nodded: "Yes, what I'm talking about is blowing the wound."

The barrage was full of crusades:

【That's not what you said just now! 】

【What do you mean by being comfortable and not swollen or painful? 】

Yu Jingchuan rascally said: "It's true that after Joker gave me Huhu, I feel more comfortable, and I feel that the pain of the wound has eased."

[Wait, why are you injured? 】

[Same question, why did you get hurt? 】

TGJoker: Just... I accidentally bit him, not on purpose, and I feel guilty too.

【Bitten? 】

【bite?Is it the meaning of separation? 】

【66666 The more you explain, the more unclear you are】

【555... My mother's heart hurts so much】

【Feeling that my cabbage was...bewitched by a handsome pig, I don't know whether to be angry or sad? 】

TGJoker: Really just bitten ah ah ah

Yu Jingchuan looked at his forehead and laughed, his chest trembled slightly, he stopped teasing him, put up his thumb and explained to the audience friends: "Hey, my finger was really just bitten, Don't get me wrong."

In order to enhance his credibility, he tore off the band-aid. The skin under the band-aid turned white. Thanks to the hard work of the platelets and white blood cells, the wound had slowly festered and healed. It still looked a little scary.

Duan Jiaqing's angry puffer face immediately disappeared, blinking his eyes, and saved a screenshot of his wound.

I also heard Yu Jingchuan say to the audience friends: "Everyone stop making trouble, it's just a joke, Joker is thin-skinned, what should I do if I ignore me later?"

[Do you think he cares about you now? 】

[These two people laughed at me to death]

【I have a feeling that JC will be in the dark room forever】

Yu Jingchuan asked with a light smile, "Is Joker still there? Just take care of me."

TGJoker is offline.

The mobile phone has been stuck to automatically shut down because Weibo has received too many private messages at once.

Duan Jiaqing looked at the black screen of the mobile phone, patted her flushed cheeks lightly, trying to cheer herself up.

Feng Yin came in and said: "Children, let's go. The waiter said that the boss is a regular customer and the bill is settled every month. We can leave first."

At the MNG base, the MNG manager arrived sweating profusely, and finally stopped JC, who had drunk fake alcohol, from continuing to talk nonsense before the live broadcast accident happened.

The author has something to say: Brother Yu: An idiom explanation, [口·活不好] means that the mouth cannot speak, or always says the wrong thing.

Hoho, the sub-cp of this article has appeared, because there is a plot in the later stage that needs to be promoted by the sub-cp, so I will write about the cause of the entanglement, and I will cover it all in one stroke. If you want to read the story of Teng Chong and Xiao Curly, leave it here Extra writing.