Devil on the tip of the tongue

Tip-of-the-tongue copywriting: Ji Heng has been waiting here in the devil's cave hundreds of miles away from the devil's office building. Today, the 16-year-old Mujia fruit with one flower and one fruit will mature and fall to the ground in a cup of tea, and tomorrow will be On the demon king's 1th birthday, Ji Heng has to personally pick the ripe Mujiao fruit and make it into the demon's favorite black carp noodles, which will be the most important longevity noodles for the demon king's birthday banquet.Ambiguous copywriting: As a demon who focuses on civil work, Ji Heng's greatest pursuit in life is to become a king's man, cough cough!No, it's Wang's assistant!As a demon king suffering from the late stage of emotional anemia, Lou Jinyu's greatest wish in life is to find a demon who can safely share the luxurious big bed with his other half.A long time later——"Your Majesty, if you stay with me, your salary will increase this month, right?" ← Ji Heng who dreams of a salary increase. "Well, the approved salary increases by 2% every year." ← Lou Jinyu who abducted the other half of the big bed. "Sleep a few more years, and you can save money to buy a house in Shanghai!" ←Ji Heng happily settled in.The above is from the daily life of a patient with emotional retardation and emotional loss.Tips for reading: [-]. Concentrate on codewords and tear up × without intention. In addition, this article is still a light-hearted essay. If you don’t like it, please click × silently! (Don't leave a message to say goodbye, it's really embarrassing haha) [-]. If there is a thunder clip, don't comment badly, don't report it, it must be that the author has been possessed by the devil (come and save me~) Tags: Chang Tian Wen Food Inspirational Life Shuang Wen Protagonist: Ji Heng┃ Supporting Actor: Lou Jinyu