Devil on the tip of the tongue

"Brother Lou, Ah Jin is still young and ignorant. Let's teach him slowly in the future. Can you let him out first? He is so small, and the cage that doesn't know where it is is big and empty, and the little monster will be in it." scared!"

"Bah! Will he be afraid?" The Demon King snorted coldly, "Just let him lie to you! For every monster who has awakened the talent of confinement, his cage is his weapon. In other words, there, he is the absolute king! Whoever he wants to die will not be able to live another second!"

The Queen Mother looked at her son speechlessly, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the emperor's grandson who hadn't masked her face yet.

How unlucky must this be to be reincarnated under such a father?

The son was imprisoned in an unknown place, and he only cared about asking his queen how well he was. Are you sure he is his real father?

The Queen Mother didn't speak, but Ji Heng was reluctant to let his son be wronged, so he stopped Lou Jinyu from calling the kitchen to make nourishing soup for him, and told him with firm eyes: If I don't take my son out, I will do nothing. will eat!

Ok!

Lou Jinyu sighed, and he knew that Ji Heng would never be angry with that Nizi. Not only was he not angry, but he also felt sorry for that Nizi~

So, without any preparation, the Demon King spread his five fingers, and with the other hand lifted the skirt of Ji Heng's chest. The Queen Mother turned around very consciously, and Ji Heng only felt a palm with a familiar temperature on his chest. Then, a certain place was suddenly vacant, and His Royal Highness, wearing the old clothes commemorated by his little uncle, fell down on the couch with a bang.

When the Queen Mother heard the strange noise, she turned around suddenly, and then, in her still beautiful big eyes, big tears suddenly gushed out.

"This child...is exactly the same as Jin Yu when he was a child!"

Lou Jinyu: →_→

Carefully hugging the emperor's grandson, the queen mother swore that she would take back any negative comments she had made about His Royal Highness. This child is really the cutest and best-looking little monster in the whole devil world!

"Grandma's grandson~ let's go, grandma will take you to eat delicious meat soup."

Then, the queen mother took her precious grandson away just like that.

"My mother's old lady... is quite similar to my grandma." Watching her son being taken away, Ji Heng murmured dumbly.

"Isn't it just right that the queen mother likes Ah Jin? Later, we will hand over Ah Jin to the queen mother to help take care of it. How about I go home with you and have a look?" The almost loss of Ji Heng made Lou Jinyu feel bad about his long lifespan. A trace of doubt, for monsters, life may be very long, but in this long life, not everything will be carried out according to their wishes, they should really take advantage of everything before it is too late. Do everything you want to do.

Lou Jinyu knew that Ji Heng had always missed his home in the human world and his former relatives.

However, he despicably thought of countless reasons and excuses for procrastination, just to prevent him from returning to the human world, because he knows too well the temptation of family affection for Ji Heng!

Lou Jinyu knows without guessing, but as long as there is even the slightest possibility, Ji Heng would prefer to stay in the home he used to be. Maybe he can't share his life together, but he will really stay there, with the one he loves, Spend the last period of the not-so-long life of human beings.

He doesn't care about waiting for these decades, just a few decades, to him, it's just a flick of a finger.

However, he was afraid that Ji Heng would become more and more reluctant, so that he finally lost his mind and made a big mistake of violating the contract between the human race and the demon race: turning the Ji family, who were supposed to be humans, into long-lived monsters!

That kind of terrible result is something no one wants to see.

Lou Jinyu didn't want Ji Heng to bear the entanglement of losing a loved one or betraying mankind. In contrast, he would rather delay for a little longer until the members of the Ji family are gone... At that time, even if Ji Heng is sad, Even if he regrets or even resents him, at least he can still live well.

But now, Lou Jinyu suddenly changed his mind.

Perhaps, true love is knowing that it is wrong, but still can't help but want to satisfy him...

"But, the battle on the front line..." Ji Heng really wanted to go back to the original home immediately. He wanted to tell his parents and grandma that everything was fine here, and he wanted to tell them not to miss him anymore, and to let them To be able to free myself from the pain of being away.

However, he is no longer a willful child. The enemy is at stake, and it is about the lives of hundreds of thousands of demons, as well as the tens of millions of ordinary monsters behind him. As a queen, he has no willful thoughts. qualifications!

"It doesn't matter, the rebels in the capital city are already grasshoppers after autumn, and they can't run away. I have secretly arranged some monsters to go in... Anyway, I don't plan to touch them in the last three months. I can just take time to accompany you Go back and have a look." There are some things that Lou Jinyu doesn't want to say too clearly to Ji Heng, because it will damage his image in Ji Heng's heart, cough cough!For example, using small monsters as bait to make those middle and lower level monsters unwilling to fight, or using some resources that only the royal family has to lure some grasshoppers to become ghosts... In short, there are some things he As long as you know it yourself, the queen should stay at home obediently, and just cook something delicious if you have nothing to do.

"Really? Then when can we go back?" Ji Heng felt a little dizzy at first, but now the whole monster felt revived, and a pair of bright eyes looked at Lou Jinyu expectantly.

Just looking at these trusting eyes, the Demon King felt that everything he did was worth it!

but--

"Ah Jin's condition needs to be observed for a few more days, so let's do this, after seven days, when I am sure that there is nothing wrong with Ah Jin's body, we will set off. Just in time, you can take advantage of these few days to prepare some things that you can take with you. Souvenirs back home, ahem! Didn’t you always say that when you go out, whether it’s a tourist or a business trip, you have to bring gifts when you go home?” Lou Jinyu still can’t understand the fact that human beings like to buy souvenirs. But, who made their queen a human being who respected tradition?

"That's right, Ah Jin's matter is more important. I think we should deal with Ah Jin's matter first, and we can talk about it after he and the queen mother get acquainted." Although the mother always said that it is her responsibility to take care of the little monster, but, in all fairness, Ji Heng has always felt that the Queen Mother suffered too much when she was young. Now that her son is grown up, she should really enjoy life. Taking care of grandchildren is not as warm and beautiful as imagined. Anyway, according to Grandma Ji , Ji Heng was cute when he was a child, and when he was naughty, it made people want to stuff him back into his mother's belly.

Come to think of it, the devil cubs with more powerful destructive power are probably more terrifying than human cubs when they are mischievous?

The Queen Mother and her grandson got to know each other very quickly after almost a meal.

For one thing, monsters are more sensitive to bloodlines than ordinary humans. As early as when the Queen Mother hugged Lou Jin, His Royal Highness sensed the familiar power fluctuations on the Queen Mother. It can be said that Lou Jin accepted The queen mother's speed is much faster than Ji Heng who has no blood ties.

Secondly, the most important point is that the place chosen by the Queen Mother to coax her grandson is really suitable: the small kitchen dedicated to the queen!

All the monsters in the queen's palace know that if you want to eat any novel food, go to the queen's special kitchen, and keep it for a month without repeating it!

The Queen Mother liked these delicacies very much, and she naturally thought that her grandson would like them too, so she went directly to the kitchen with her grandson in her arms.

Ji Heng likes to make some food by himself, so there are monsters waiting for him almost all the time in his exclusive small kitchen. The Queen Mother often comes here to eat, and has become a regular visitor here. When the old man came in, he immediately arranged for the monsters to turn on the fire, and they came running like a shop assistant——

"What would the Queen Mother want to eat tonight?"

"What are you doing today?"

"Hey! The queen has been ill for the past few days, and the ingredients in the kitchen are inexhaustible. I have everything. We can cook whatever you want."

"Then let's make a monster meat soup first, add some bean curd made from magic beans, chop it up, add some thick soup, and crack two monster bird eggs when it comes out of the pot. By the way, last time you The omelette made with magic goat's milk is pretty good, make two more plates, add another plate of kimchi, and order thirty bean dregs cakes."

Meat soup and omelets are for her grandson, while bean dregs and kimchi are for herself.The queen mother always thought that she was a carnivorous monster, until she accidentally tasted the bean dregs cake that Ji Heng tried to make. The magic bean dregs with magic wheat noodles and magic goat milk looked messy and ugly. Unexpectedly delicious.

After falling in love with bean dregs cakes, the queen mother has asked his officials to arrange a large number of magic beans in his fief. In the past, this kind of thing was only used to feed monsters, but now, because the queen mother loves to eat it, it will definitely be used as a tribute in the future A part of it, and it seems that the dosage will be very large, because the queen mother not only likes to eat bean dregs cakes, but also likes to eat salty soy milk with fried dough sticks, and tofu nao with fish bone soup...

The delicious meat soup and egg cakes instantly brought the relationship between the grandparents and grandchildren closer. By the time the devil and the queen came to find them, the queen mother had successfully given her favorite bean dregs cake to His Royal Highness. With the hot and sour kimchi, I ate all the bean dregs prepared in the small kitchen that day.

"Queen, are you all full?"

"By the way, Ah Heng, you didn't eat during those days inside, did you? Hurry up! Hurry up and serve the queen something to eat!"

"It's okay, queen mother, I'm either very hungry, or I suddenly want to eat rice balls." Ji Heng was a little embarrassed, because he was homesick, so he suddenly wanted to eat rice balls, and he was too embarrassed to say it. Jin, immediately thought about it, "Ah Jin doesn't seem to have eaten the rice balls I made, why don't I make some more for everyone to try?"

I rolled up my sleeves, I didn’t dare to eat Tianu meat again this time, so I ordered people to prepare the meat of a certain kind of monster that monsters eat most, cut it into slices, marinated with seasonings for a while, and roasted until both sides were browned, Cut into pieces for later use, then fried some deep-fried dough sticks, fished out the kimchi and cut them into shreds, dug out half a pot of rice and prepared to make rice balls.

It is very simple to make rice balls. First, wash your hands, rub some thorn tree oil on the palm of your hand, then take some rice and spread it out, spread evenly sliced ​​barbecue meat, deep-fried dough sticks, shredded pickles, etc. on it, and pinch them together. I like it. If you like spicy food, you can also wrap some hot sauce in it, and a rice ball is ready.

The queen mother was already full, smelling the aroma of the rice balls, she couldn't help eating two more, and regretted it after eating: I should have eaten less bean dregs cakes just now!

"The rice balls made by my grandma are delicious, with all kinds of fillings! I'll let my grandma make them for you when I go back this time!" Ji Heng said to Lou Jinyu while eating the rice balls.

"You want to go back? To the human world?" The Queen Mother looked up at them.

"That's right, Ah-Heng's parents and other relatives are human beings. They didn't tell his family members when they got married. Now that Ah-Jin is born, it's always bad if you don't go and see and say something." After all, after living in the human world for so many years, Lou Jinyu still has some common sense.

"It should be so. Let's see, there hasn't been any war recently, so I'll go with you, just to see your in-laws." The Queen Mother nodded, and decided to visit her on her own. In-laws.

Ji Heng: "..." That's right, the monsters near Jinjiang City are all scared by you, and now I'm afraid that you will tear them apart if you are unhappy, how dare you rebel again?

But then again—

"Brother Lou, if the Queen Mother also goes with us, what will Ah Jin do?"

"It's just right, I can take Ah Jin with me. I think Mom and Dad will be very happy to see Ah Jin." Lou Jinyu thought for a while and decided. In fact, it is also good to take Lou Jin. A rule, girls who usually run away from home and elope with men, if they can take their grandson or granddaughter with them when they go home, the chances of being forgiven will be much greater. Humans always like to say "for the sake of the children "Yu Yun, presumably, Ji Heng's grandma likes children so much, she must also like Ah Jin, right?

Ji Heng: "..." I don't think my parents will be happy because of this.

However, let Brother Lou think about it first. Anyway, if Mom and Dad really don’t like Brother Lou, at worst, he can throw himself into Grandma’s arms and cry hard. Anyway, Grandma loves me the most, and Dad is afraid of Mom. Mom is afraid of grandma. In their house, grandma is the human being at the top of the food chain!

The Queen Mother and Lou Jin are both going, and Memorial is naturally unwilling to separate from her brother. Xiao Hei was also a little hesitant at first, but the huge order that followed made the "conscience seller" Heishuimei have to give up accompanying her friends. The opportunity to go home, plunged into the no return of rushing orders.Taking someone else's pre-sale deposit but delaying the delivery or something will be beaten to death by a violent buyer...

The final travel team was Lou Jinyu, Ji Heng, Queen Mother, Lou Jin, Memorial, and Baiyu. Chiyu temporarily replaced Lou Jinyu as the temporary commander of the army after the Demon King returned from the front line. He was dissatisfied with his 1 game accounts, and repeatedly cursed Bai Yu in the letter to return to the human world. His girlfriends whose number was greater than five had already planted a large green grassland above his head...

However, before that, Lou Jinyu still had to spend some time on intrigues and tricks, ahem, so that the enemies on the opposite side were busy fighting with each other, and he didn't have time to tangle with them, so he could spend time taking his queen back to her mother's house to visit her relatives.

When Grandma Lan heard that Lou Jinyu wanted to bring Ji Heng back to her natal family, she was full of approval. She always felt that Lou Jinyu was too authoritarian to Ji Heng, and she had to listen to him in everything in life, even if she had never Grandma Lan, who got married, also vaguely felt that this kind of marriage was a little abnormal. Now it seems that her grandson is still willing to change for Ji Heng, so that's fine.

It's not that Grandma Lan doesn't want to get married, it's just that she knows too well what needs to be given up in marriage. Everyone will keep accommodating and giving in for another person until they become another self. She is unwilling to change herself, and she is unwilling to smooth out her personality. Because of the edges and corners in her life, she gave up her marriage.

However, just because of giving up at the beginning, as an outsider, Grandma Lan can see the essence of a marriage more clearly. From this point of view, she has never been very optimistic about the future of her grandson and Ji Heng.

This relationship was "cheated" by her grandson from the very beginning, or in exchange for money. Just like the male monsters of the little monster, the money is equal to the goods, and there is no debt.With such a relationship, it's no wonder that child Ah Heng always feels that when he is with Jin Yu, he will rely on him for everything.

This seems to be docile, but in fact, the Queen Mother, who was in love with her when she was young, knows that such an attitude is troublesome!Unlike her son who has never been in love, she knows that only when she cares will she care about it. If she really doesn't care about anything with you, then needless to say, the other party must have decided to give up on you.

Just like her once, after experiencing such betrayal and humiliation, she was disheartened, unwilling to listen to the so-called difficulties and explanations, and even unwilling to live in the same city with that monster!Only when you truly love you will you be noisy, and if you don't make noise, leave quietly, you will completely give up...

The Queen Mother has always been very worried that Ji Heng will grow up a bit, and after he truly understands what love is, he will resent him because of Lou Jinyu's schemes and coercion against him today.

Now it seems that the son is not completely confused. The queen mother herself has suffered from the misfortune of her marriage, so she is reluctant to let her son suffer from it again. This is the main reason why she insists on going to the human world with Ji Heng and the others. Perhaps, there is With her elder here, the Ji family should give her some face, right?

She never did anything for her son before, but now, the Queen Mother is really working hard to learn to be a qualified mother!

Lou Jinyu gave Ji Heng seven days to prepare, just enough for him to think about what to bring back. Uh, first of all, those nourishing dark herbs from the demon world, the first one will be excluded from the scope of the gift list, then What, the whole family of the Ji family are normal human beings, and nine times out of ten they can't bear these dark tonics.

Secondly, it is best not to bring those who eat delicious Warcraft meat, because it is not sure whether humans will cause accidents if they eat it.

Then there are some colorful gemstones and magic crystals. You can take some of these back. I believe my mother and grandma will like them.

From this point of view, there are really very few that can be brought back as souvenirs... You can't bring food, but you can wear it. The human world is much better than the demon world, so you don't need to bring it, etc.!If you can't bring Warcraft meat, what about Warcraft fur?Can make a few big wool clothes for each member of the family. In the human world he lived in before, such high-end fur was a luxury. The top is luxury fur, mainly because good leather is really rare, and they have wild animal protection laws there.

However, in the Demon Realm, such high-quality monster furs are not so rare. Among other things, Ji Heng's own fiefdom pays tribute to many high-quality monster furs as the queen's offering every year, and people open warehouses. Picking and picking, choosing the best ones, recalling the statures of several elders in the family, and asking the monster in charge of clothes to make some big wool clothes with heart.

However, because he didn't know whether his family members had gained weight or lost weight during the years he left, Ji Heng deliberately asked the monster who made the clothes to reserve some leeway for the clothes, so that if they got older, they could be changed to smaller ones. There is really no other way.

I didn’t bring anything else, mainly because the Queen Mother asked me to bring more gems. I heard that this thing is very valuable in the human world. When it’s time to sell it and exchange it for human money, what do you want to buy? less than?I heard that Ah Heng and his family still live in a narrow courtyard (single-family villa) so far, so why not change the in-laws to a big house this time!After all, they are also the queen's family members. Although there is no way to confer a land on the title of the devil world (if you give it to others, you can't use it), you must give it a house, right?

Ji Heng thought about it for the same reason, he simply didn’t bring anything else, he was so busy, seven days passed in a blink of an eye, and when it was time to set off, Ji Heng still only packed a few clothes with big woolen clothes When the burden comes out, it looks really shabby!

"I know that your children's considerations are not thoughtful." As the saying goes, the IQ of the broken love is guaranteed. The IQ of the Queen Mother who is not in love is still above the average line. When she was about to leave, she ordered someone to carry two large boxes out. Putting the key into Ji Heng's hand with a smile, "Although the jewelry here is not as exquisite as yours in the human world, you can still take a look at it. I have prepared several sets of jewelry for your mother, grandma and grandma, and some Unpolished gems, in the future, if a girl is born in your family, she can use it as a dowry when she grows up."

"Thank you, Queen Mother!" Ji Heng happily put away the keys. It's not that he is open to money, and a person should enjoy what kind of life in whatever position. It's equivalent to the two boxes of melatonin they give as gifts on ordinary New Year's Day, and it's not too expensive.

Let’s just talk about him himself. Although the fief is less than one-tenth of the Queen Mother’s, the best gems, magic crystals and the like produced in the fief every year will be sent to him, and then he will decide How much should be offered as an offering to the Demon King? Of course, their king would not ask him to offer such a small offering. Therefore, there are still many untouched rough gemstones in the queen's palace warehouse.

To put it simply, it's not that Queen Ji can't get these gems, the main reason is that he didn't expect that even if he is a boy, he is smarter than other children. After all, he is not experienced, so how could he think of giving jewelry to female elders?Only the queen mother can think of such a thing.

Everything was ready, and Lou Jinyu also made arrangements for the rear. Grandma Lan was asked to personally guard the rear, and Uncle Lan was asked to lead the army to assist the Queen's army in Jinjiang City to guard the fief. They picked a good day, and the group set off let's go.Before setting off, Lou Jinyu put all the gifts prepared by the Queen Dowager and the Queen into his pouch, held his Queen's hand tightly, thought for a while, and held the Queen Dowager with the other hand.

Let's go!