Devil on the tip of the tongue

Unlike the various edible mushrooms in the vegetable market in the human world, in the devil world, eating a delicious meal of mushrooms is no less than a top-notch luxury meal.What's more terrible is that even if you are a devil king, you can't eat it at any time. Not only can the mushrooms in the devil world not be domesticated, but they also have special personalities. They only grow in a fixed short season every year, and after spreading the spores ( (commonly known as giving birth to a baby) immediately withered, not even the face of the devil.

In order to let the queen eat a delicious mushroom soup, the devil arranged for the monsters to stay in the dark jungle depths of the devil's den early on, and only waited for the mushrooms there to grow, then immediately picked them with special tools and placed them in special containers Inside, several flying monsters were paralyzed before sending the precious mushrooms to Sunset City.

All must be eaten on the same day, otherwise a toxin will be produced in the mushroom, which can't even resist monsters.

In the palace kitchen, the cook monsters have already acted quickly. They carefully took out the mushrooms in special containers, cleaned them quickly, blotted the water with a soft dry cloth, cut them into even pieces, and then placed them on the ground. Blanch in hot water for a while to remove dirt and odors on the surface, take it out and let it dry for later use.

The "chicken" caught by the king himself was slaughtered and shaved, then cut open, the internal organs were taken out and discarded, and the whole chicken was stewed in a large pot. After a few hours, add the prepared mushrooms and stew for another hour. Use a strainer to fish out the nourishing and seasoned magic herbs and "chicken". When delivering meals, only the most tender chicken legs are taken [-]. Put the meat on the chicken wings in the soup pot, then scoop in the chicken soup, and a delicious and nourishing mushroom chicken soup is ready.

When Ji Heng was chatting at night, he once told Lou Jinyu about his relatives in the human world. When talking about Grandma Ji, what Ji Heng said most was "grandma's old hen soup is the best"!

Ji Heng's grandma came from the countryside, and she especially worshiped the "old hen health science". Therefore, since her daughter-in-law became pregnant, the old hen soup cooked by her old man was always on the dining table of Ji's family. To add all kinds of nourishing and precious medicinal materials, sometimes some fresh mushrooms and the like, Ji's mother gained [-] pounds from eating, and almost collapsed when she looked in the mirror after giving birth.

"Fortunately, Ah Heng diverted the attention of mother-in-law!" Ji's mother looked at the chicken soup her mother-in-law stewed for her son with lingering fear after successfully losing weight after giving birth. , The chicken legs and wings that the grandson can't eat are left to the daughter-in-law. Ji's father, who is an outdated man, is only worthy of getting some chicken breasts that her precious grandson doesn't like in the hands of the eccentric Grandma Ji...

Ji Heng has been very chubby and cute since he was a child. Grandma Ji thinks this is the magical effect of the chicken soup she stewed herself!

Therefore, Ji Heng's childhood memories are filled with the strong aroma of old hen soup.

Unexpectedly, Lou Jinyu would remember it after listening to it once. Since then, a dish of "chicken soup" has been added to the palace's imperial meals.

How do monsters know what a "chicken" is?

It was General Bai Yu who kindly pointed them out, and the monsters in the kitchen found this flying monster that could replace the "old hen", although it looks slightly more fierce than ordinary human chickens, ahem!Just make do with it!

So, that night, before the army set off, the devil king and queen had dinner together and enjoyed the stewed mushroom chicken soup with the "chicken" caught by the devil himself.

The extremely delicious mushroom chicken soup made the eyes of the little monster turn red: This, this is the chicken soup stewed by grandma~

"How is it? Is the taste okay?"

"Hmm! It's delicious! It's super delicious! It's as delicious as the chicken soup my grandma used to stew." Ji Heng took advantage of the moment of nodding to sniff his nose, and quickly suppressed the tears that were about to burst out.He is already the queen of the devil, and he can no longer cry casually.

"If you want to eat it, ask them to make it more often in the future." Lou Jinyu naturally didn't miss the little monster's trick of secretly holding back tears, and thoughtfully didn't poke him. He came over with a big crab and slowly picked the crab meat inside Take out and place in a small dish.

This kind of big crab is a tribute from a certain lord in the West Sea. What is rare is that this kind of crab has such strong vitality that it can live on land. It is tied up with a rope and put in a basket, and sent to Sunset City by flying monsters. It is still alive and kicking, and after being untied, it can live for a long time if it is fed with some magic spirit grass in a cool cellar.

Big crabs do not have delicious crab paste and crab roe like the hairy crabs in the human world, but the meat inside the crab shell is very tender, and the meat on the body is difficult to pick. The cooks slowly picked it out to make crab meat balls and crab meat wontons. However, the crab legs with a lot of meat are cooked separately, and the crab shell on one side of the crab legs is removed. When eating, you only need to use a special small tong to grab the crab meat and enjoy it.

The devil picked a small plate of crab meat and put it in front of the queen: "Eat it, go to bed early after eating, the army will set off tomorrow morning."

"If we attack the city with such a big fanfare, won't we damage those ancient architectural relics?" Queen Ji asked while eating crab meat.

"Let them die!" ← Demon King spat viciously in his heart.

"It's okay, Akabane has already arranged the affairs in the city." ← The demon king pretending to be a kind monster smiled and comforted the queen.

"That's good. It's best not to hurt the innocent. I think many monsters in the city don't want to participate in the rebellion. If they can live safely, who would want to fight?"

"Don't worry, as long as it is confirmed that they did not participate in the rebellion, the king will definitely forgive them." Lou Jinyu didn't plan to really wash Tianyin City, because the birth rate of the entire Demon Realm is appallingly low, and if one is killed, one will be lost. As the devil king, the monsters in the entire devil world are strictly speaking the property of the devil king and the royal family. Who would let their property shrink for no reason without a clear mind?Secondly, as Ji Heng said, the vast majority of low-level monsters actually don’t want to participate in the rebellion. It doesn’t really matter to them who is the lord of Tianyin City. What they care more about is whether they can Increase your strength to become a great monster.

Therefore, the Demon King experimented with a new topic in the entire Tianyin City -- "On the Importance of United Front Work"!

The Demon King spread a message in Tianyin City that was confirmed by the seal of the royal family through remote control of Akabane: From now on, monsters such as the lord of Tianyin City and his family and subordinates will no longer be protected by the royal family, and all monsters can hunt and kill Tianyin City at will. The lord of Yincheng and his family members and other demons can absorb their accompanying power on their own and are not punished by the law!

ha!Now the lord of Tianyin City couldn't laugh at all.

what does this mean?

Let’s use an analogy. Let’s say there are several gold mines in your city. Suddenly one day, the leader of the country issued an order, announcing that as long as you can kill the owner of the gold mine, everything he owns will be yours...

Just ask if your heart is moving? !

Anyway, Tianyin City boasts that it has some strength, or can organize a small group of monsters, all of them are ready to move.

"So the little monsters still have to be sent to the human world to study, otherwise, how can we manage the demon world well in the future?" The devil king received the latest battle report ahead, and he couldn't help but secretly decided to wait for him and Ji Heng's little monster When I grow up, I'd better find an opportunity to send to the human world to train for more than ten years. Among other things, first read all the books on politics, history, and various war documentaries, and then familiarize myself with the 36 strategies of Journey to the West of the Three Kingdoms. , the scheming demon prince who came back properly, let's work together!

Of course, before that, he had to have a little monster first.

Looking at the little queen, who seemed to have not yet entered the life of husband and wife, the devil put down the bowl and chopsticks in a depressed mood.

"My lord, are you full?"

"Didn't I tell you that you can call me your husband after you get married?" Lou Jinyu said in a slightly offended tone, but when she saw her queen's tiny appearance, she couldn't help letting out a sigh of relief, "I'll call you Ah Heng Now, if you don’t feel comfortable calling me Husband, you can also call me Jin Yu or Big Brother Lou.”

"Gold...goldfish?" Ji Heng tried to shout in his heart, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter. Let's forget about Brother Jinyu, suppressing his smile, Queen Ji cried out sweetly: "Brother Lou!"

"Let's go! Take a bath and rest earlier. There may not be much chance to take a bath on the way. Be patient for a few days until Tianyin City is taken down." The demon king, who was disgusted by those dead monsters for several days, was in a sudden mood at this moment. Stop turning sunny.

"Okay! I'll help the king... Brother Lou, can you clean the back armor?"

"Okay, you clean it up for me, and then I'll help you take a shower." Washing for nothing is simply the best weapon to enhance the relationship between husband and wife!The devil doesn't want to go out in person for a while...

However, my brother-in-law still has to be rescued.

I heard that Tianyin City has an open-air hot spring on the top of the mountain. If you soak in it, you can see a bloody full moon in the sky when you look up. The scenery is very good. You can take the queen to the hot spring.

After signing the marriage contract, Ji Heng felt that the biggest change in him was that the original shape could last much longer, and I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always felt that the back armor and minions on his body were stronger and sharper. Simply put , he has grown up!

"It seems to have really grown up!" Looking at the original little dinosaur in the mirror, which was obviously two heads taller than before, Queen Ji was so happy that she almost jumped up.

"Let them turn back and ask them to stew more monster bone broth to supplement you. It grows too fast, and the edge of the carapace seems to be lacking in calcium." He reached out and touched the edge of the little dinosaur's carapace, then curled up his fingers and clasped it, and listened. Voice, Lou Jinyu said with experience.

"Do demons and monsters also lack calcium?" Ji Heng turned his head foolishly, looking at the demon king with big round eyes.

"Of course there will be calcium deficiency! Now it is not the same as before. The monsters in the early ancient times were used to devouring their prey, so naturally they would not lack calcium, but now we all start to eat cooked food? The nutritional loss of overcooked food is relatively low. Naturally, it can’t keep up with the growth rate of a little monster like you.” The demon king skillfully picked up a brush, and while brushing the back armor of the little monster, he chattered.

The little dinosaur turned his head away shyly. Wang Shang's rambling appearance really resembles his grandma. When he was a child, grandma often liked to pinch his arms and legs, and then nagged that he was afraid of calcium deficiency and wanted to give him Stewed bone soup or something.

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