Devil on the tip of the tongue

"Uncle, where are you thinking? Have you forgotten the letter I wrote to you last time?" Lou Jinyu looked at his uncle speechlessly, feeling that his uncle seemed a little unreliable recently.

"That thing... really happened?" Uncle Lan shifted his gaze from his niece's wife's stomach to his nephew's face with a look of horror.

"It's done!" Lou Jinyu smiled smugly, pointing to the position of his heart vaguely, "Here, there should already be a little monster."

"What?!" Uncle Lan jumped up even more violently than before, almost collapsing the roof of the luxury car of the World of Warcraft, "You you you you you..."

"Yes." Lou Jinyu pointed to the position of his heart in a very soft tone, "Uncle, as you expected, here is the future His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

Uncle Lan: "!!!"

Queen Ji: "..."

"Wait! Let me calm down!" Uncle Lan was dazed for a while, then suddenly lifted the curtain of the monster car, and the piercing cold wind blew in. Lou Jinyu hugged his queen in his arms, took the cape Hold on tight.

After about a cup of tea, the shocked Uncle Lan finally felt that he was calm enough, calm enough to accept the almost crazy setting of "nephew is pregnant with a little monster", and then turned back with a face of horror .

"Jin Yu, you really...really got that method? Are you sure it's safe? The little monster you gave birth to...is it a real monster?" Uncle Lan knew what his nephew was thinking, and even waited secretly. The nephew's research will bear fruit as soon as possible.

The reason is simple, because Uncle Lan's lover is also a male monster.

However, he always thought that such a huge research that could change the entire devil world would at least have to go through various twists and turns, and then it would take hundreds of years to achieve results?

Didn't you see that your nephew spent more than ten years just to plant the plant seeds brought back from the human world for him without any obvious results?

Also, nephew, are you gender-disordered?

Didn't you marry the queen so that the queen would bear you an heir?

Even if it is now possible for a male monster to conceive an offspring, then, that shouldn't allow you, the devil king, to become a pregnant woman yourself?

As if guessing the doubts in his uncle's heart, Lou Jinyu held his queen tightly in his arms, and said a word to his uncle with his spiritual sense: "A-Heng is still young, and even the power of the queen's inheritance has not yet been integrated. Besides, it is better for me to do this than for him to do it!"

How is it?

Where is the good?

Uncle Lan felt that he was going crazy!

My god, if I let my old lady know that my nephew decided to have a child by herself, he will definitely be beaten badly!

Don't doubt, the grandma of the Lan family has such a personality. If the nephew makes mistakes, the uncle will be blamed!Who made Lou Jinyu's father unreliable?

Nephew and uncle are like father and son!

There's nothing wrong with this logic!

"Uncle, there are still loopholes in this research. We haven't thought of a solution yet. I'll tell you in detail when I get home. You and Uncle Yuqing shouldn't be too quick to decide who will breed the little monster... In short, everything Let’s talk about it when we get back.”

After thinking about it, Lou Jinyu added solemnly: "Don't let Ah Heng know!"

#Nephew is really hopeless#

#So infatuated must have inherited the genes of our blue family#

Uncle Lan was half annoyed and half proud thinking, don't care about being shown affection by his nephew, anyway, he can show it back when he gets home!

Uncle Lan's lover, Tian Fang Yuqing, did not come to welcome the Demon King and his party because of poor health. The hot water for bathing is all ready, and they are waiting for the Demon King and his party with the grandmother of the Lan family.

The grandma of the Lan family is an old monster who has lived for nearly four thousand years, but she is still agile when beating her son.She was born in an era when strength was the most important thing. Because she was worried that her future husband would eat the newborn monsters to replenish her strength, she simply did not sign a marriage contract for the rest of her life. Instead, she spent her wallet to raise several young male monsters and her Give birth to little monsters together.

Naturally, once she found out that she was pregnant, these male monsters who "could be the little monster's biological father" would be mercilessly given a sum of money. With this simple and effective method, Grandma Lan gave birth to several children in her lifetime. It's a little monster, but it's a pity that the only ones who really lived to adulthood are the Queen Xian and Uncle Lan.

Probably because I was too avant-garde when I was young, Grandma Lan's emotional life for her son and daughter is basically in a free-range state. The old man's thinking is very clear: our Lan family is neither short of money nor land, my Children should live as happily as possible!

Therefore, Queen Lan became a queen if she wanted to be a queen. After getting divorced, she went back to her hometown and lived in a house (frozen), so she could afford it anyway!It doesn't matter if Uncle Lan wants to find a male monster to marry. Anyway, the tradition of their family is to give birth to a baby monster and buy a borrowed one from outside. If you really want to enter into a marriage contract, it still depends on your relationship. That's what her old man did back then!

The only pity is that Grandma Lan never met the male monster who really made her willing to "live and die together" in her whole life, so she is still a rich and self-willed single female monster even though she is thousands of years old.

However, this does not prevent her from being optimistic about the marriage of her grandson and grandson-in-law (?).

Yes!

Uncle Lan thought that his old lady had to examine Ji Heng, the new queen, first. After all, Ji Heng was of the wrong gender, and secondly, he looked young, so he didn't meet the conditions to be a queen.

However, Uncle Lan is still too young!

Her vision is far less vicious than Grandma Lan's!

Almost the first time Grandma Lan saw Ji Heng, she felt that this child really fit her eyes, and she was a good monster!

For monsters who have lived to her age, other monsters no longer look at strength, they look at heart.

Ji Heng has a very pure heart even in the human world (this is mainly due to his young age), such a disposition is even more rare in the demon world where demons dance wildly!

To some extent, Grandma Lan and Lou Jinyu are more like a family. In her opinion, Lou Jinyu is not short of money (the richest in the devil world is the royal family, and Lou Jinyu is the leader of the royal family), He does not lack power (the biggest leader in the devil world is the devil king), and he does not lack beauty (the most beautiful man in the devil world, if you want to see the beauty of the prosperous age, you can just look in the mirror yourself. Who can be more beautiful than him?), so, in the eyes of Grandma Lan Come on, if Lou Jinyu really wants to conclude a marriage contract with a certain monster, he just needs to follow his heart and find a monster he really likes.

This is the real thinking of monsters. When the power of monsters is strong enough, their choices are no longer subject to any restrictions. The best choice is what they like.

Dissatisfied?hold on! ! !

If you can beat the old lady, come and reason with the old lady!

"Not bad! Come on, this is a meeting gift from grandma. Do you like it?" Grandma Lan asked Tian Fang Yuqing to present the prepared meeting gift with a smile. It was a jade ring engraved with ancient monster patterns, worn on the The hands are almost transparent, and the fluff on the hands can even be seen through the ring.

"Your Highness, this ring is my mother's dowry in her early years. It has been kept by her side and has not been given away. It is rumored that it is a protective ring made by a master forging in the devil world for her beloved daughter 5000 years ago. The defense may be able to stop it. The Demon King strikes with all his strength."

"Brother Lou won't hit me." Ji Heng thought for a while and replied seriously.

Grandma Lan and Tianfang Yuqing couldn't help laughing, Tianfang Yuqing coughed twice, and replied instead of Grandma Lan: "This ring is not for you to fight, it's for self-defense. If Jin Yu really dares to bully you , you come to our house and let him go in a hurry!"

Does this mean that knowing that Ji Heng is a wild monster and has no family, so he deliberately said it so that he can rely on it?

"Uncle Yuqing, are you my aunt or Ah Heng's aunt?" Lou Jinyu couldn't help complaining, he knew Tian Fang Yuqing hated calling him "aunt" the most, he was a pure-headed Male monster!

"Aunt?" Tianfang Yuqing showed a dangerous smile, he is not a monster with a good temper.

"Brother Lou, did you call me wrong?" Ji Heng reminded in a low voice, "You told me to call you Uncle Yuqing on the way here."

"Heng is such a good monster!" Tianfang Yuqing showed a bright smile, and took out the meeting gift she had prepared, "Since you call me uncle, you can't call me uncle in vain. There is no grandma for you. It's precious, let's play with it!"

Ji Heng took a look in his hand, but it turned out to be something like a miniature Rubik's cube.

"This is a small gadget made by our Tianfang family's craftsman. You can store some food and weapons in it. You can also put some favorite things in it. You only need to recognize the master with the soul, as long as the soul is not extinguished. , this thing can only belong to you forever.”

"It's amazing..." Ji Heng doesn't know what portable space is, but Lou Jinyu, who hangs out in Jinjiang Literature City all the year round, knows it, and it was he who kindly sponsored this brain hole back then, so that the Tianfang family who is good at refining weapons found this new research direction.

"Put it away. Didn't you always want to bring some souvenirs back to Jiujiu and Xiaohei? You can put them in this thing." Lou Jinyu also just thought that the things that are paid for tribute are different from the gifts that you personally bring back. Even if the tributes are all high-quality tributes selected by the feudal lords from all over the world, it is not as meaningful as Ji Heng buying them himself and bringing them back.

He discovered this when he was studying abroad in the human world before. Obviously, you can buy souvenirs from almost all over the country online, and they are delivered to your home with free shipping. I worked so hard to bring back some souvenirs from far away scenic spots.

Although at the time I thought that these human races might not have a cat disease, but now that I think about it, maybe it is also a kind of human culture?Just like his queen, although she has lived in the devil world for so many years, she still habitually goes out to bring some gifts back to her family?