Devil on the tip of the tongue

"What's so good about them? Ah? Tell me! Are they as handsome as me? Are they as beautiful as me? Are they as good as my voice? Are they as good as my body?!" I finally found my wife, but found that the Queen Mother not only didn't bother to talk to him, but was also obsessed with him. The most outrageous thing about the live broadcast was that he gave huge gifts to all the other male anchors ranked in the top ten, but he didn't get any of it, not even a single free flower!I'm so mad, I'm so mad!

Lou Yunhe turned into a roaring horse in the live broadcasting world, and roared at his manager for two full hours. He deserves to be the iron lung that broke the record for the highest live broadcasting time!The agent felt that his knees were broken today. After kneeling, the organizer knelt down to netizens, and now he came back to kneel to the master. What evil did he do in his previous life?God wants to treat him like this?

He also wants to growl o(╥﹏╥)o

"Father has also come to the human world?" When he received the news, Lou Jinyu was taking Ji Heng for a shopping trip. Both of them didn't like the counterfeit food at the food festival. Seeing that it was still early before the meeting time, He simply hired a taxi and went to the urban area, because he couldn't stay in the human world for too long, Ji Heng wanted to buy some gifts for his grandma and grandma, as well as for his parents and younger brother.

"You...don't you hate him?" Lou Jinyu carefully looked at his queen.

"Who?"

"Who else? Isn't it the little human named Jiu Jiu?" Lou Jinyu couldn't help but hum, he didn't match up with all the people named "Jiuan" in the world, especially the one who couldn't even speak. Human Memorial!He admitted that he was venting his anger, but when he thought that the existence of that little thing was for the Ji family to fill the gap of Ji Heng's unexpected death, Lou Jinyu was full of displeasure.

"Don't be unhappy. In fact, I was a little sad at first," leaning into Lou Jinyu's ear and whispering in a voice that only two people could hear, "But after thinking about it, I felt quite happy. , This is the reason why I desperately want to come back. Anyway, I am no longer a human being, and it is impossible to live with my parents. Instead of letting them live in sad memories for the rest of their lives, I hope they can have another cute one. children."

"You also know that the lifespan of human beings is very short. I don't want them to live in sadness forever because of my departure in this short life. I am really happy to commemorate that I can take care of my parents and grandma instead of me. "

"It's good for all of us now. I can go home with you at ease with the memorial by my parents' side."

"It's our house! Not my house!" Lou Jinyu looked at him.

"Yes, yes, our family, we still have Jin~" Ji Heng smiled, and the last trace of regret in his heart was gone, yes, just treat him as an adult~ Grandma also said before, When he grows up, he will get married and have his own small family, but his "small family" is a bit far away from the human world.

"Brother Lou, think about it from another angle. It is precisely because of the memorial that I can leave the human world with peace of mind and live with you in the demon world."

Lou Jinyu thought for a while, and his face looked much better.

Bai Yu's phone call came at this time.

After finding the trace of the old devil king, he couldn't buy gifts now, so he asked the driver to turn around and go to the resort.

"What should we do now?" The Demon King and his wife had a headache for a while.

It stands to reason that it is not up to them to take care of the affairs between the elders, but the old devil obviously wants to get back together. Didn't you see that he has already summoned a group of flower shop employees to put flowers outside?

"Love so and so! Aren't you going to A-Heng's grandmother's house tomorrow? Let A-Heng stay with my in-laws for a few days when we come back, and then we will go back. By the way, can I take this phone home to play with?" The Queen Mother touched the already hot phone.

After getting tired of watching the live broadcast, her old man started to watch videos again, especially a certain video site that was BBB all day long.

Bai Yu has already gone to buy three tablet computers at this moment, and is going to replace them as soon as the Queen Mother's mobile phone runs out of battery.

Lou Jinyu rubbed his nose, and explained to his mother embarrassingly that because the Demon Realm couldn't receive signals and didn't have power generation equipment, electronic products weren't allowed for the time being.

"Forget it~ Don't build the queen mother's palace for me after the war, I'm going to move to the human world."

"Where's the father?" Finally being able to switch to this terrible topic, the sturdy devil king is also a little tired.

"None of his business?" The brainwashing function of ghost and animal videos on the BBB website is excellent. In a short period of time, the Queen Mother has been able to use human mantras proficiently.

Lou Jinyu: "..." Alright!It seems that my mother really engraved the phrase "the death and life will never meet again" into her bones, she will light the wax for the father and king!

Ji Heng: Waxing +1

White Feather: Point of wax + number of the Demon Army

The sea of ​​flowers that the old devil king spent a lot of money on for the Queen Mother was finally packed by the Queen Mother and delivered to a certain male anchor on her new cute website by express delivery. He even picked the most beautiful blue enchantress, because That little fresh meat is said to love blue the most.

Old Demon King: "..."

What made his old man's blood pressure soar was that the queen mother didn't know what was going on, she ran to the outdoor infinity swimming pool of the resort in a swimsuit with a few pieces of cloth, not only that, but also let Su Su's monster wait on her side she!

It’s just...

"It's none of your business? Besides, Susu and I have a very pure superior-subordinate relationship~" The Queen Mother sneered, and returned the original words. She remembered that she was angry because the old devil and a female subordinate got close. Did you tell yourself that too?

"Purity?" The old devil was angry.

"Then what's your relationship with that brilliant star?"

"Acan is my gay friend, can you control it? By the way, can you stop letting your fans go to Acan's side all the time? Believe it or not, I will beat you up?" The queen mother came out of the swimming pool Standing up, Su Su next to her immediately walked forward with a silk bathrobe and bath towel in her hands. First, she briefly wiped the water droplets on the Queen Mother with the bath towel, then put on the bathrobe, and then slowly dried the Queen Mother's hair with a dry towel. Drops of water on top.

"I pick trouble? If you don't give him a spaceship, I will pick trouble?" The old devil was so angry that he was about to have a heart attack. He had always been the first brother of the live broadcast platform. Ever since the Queen Mother became obsessed with watching After the live broadcast, all the little fresh meats that he had suppressed at the bottom of the list all came up.

Forget it, he just complained a few words during the live broadcast, and his fans were so angry that Canruo Xingchen said a few words, but it turned out that Lan Yuerong was a good woman, whoever dared to say a word, she threw gifts on it, At times, she was the only one to be seen on the screen.

My wife gave gifts to other men, but encouraged other people's fans to come to her to make trouble... Can I still continue my marriage happily?

The Queen Mother sneered, besides marriage, is there any other relationship between them?

Lou Yunhe seemed to have thought of something, and looked at Lan Yuerong pitifully for a long while like a balloon pricked by a needle——

"Yuerong, is there really no possibility of losing anything between us?"

"Lou Yunhe, if we didn't have this damn contract, do you think I would still stand here and listen to your nonsense?" Lan Yuerong smiled coldly, "Lou Yunhe, you should be glad you gave birth My good son, I forgot to tell you. In fact, I didn’t know until after I was frozen that when I was underground in Xueyue City, the power in my body was constantly passing away. Although it was slow, it would still pass away. That is to say , if Jin Yu hadn't woken me up, I might be dead now, if I were dead, what do you think would happen to you?"

"So, let it be like this, Susu and I will continue to stay in the human world. After all, the demon world was under your governance back then, and the mobile phone and the Internet have not been released for thousands of years. You are not as good as my father Ma~ Forget it Right! When I watched your live broadcast, there were many little sisters crying and shouting that they want to give birth to monkeys for you~ You go and give birth, and I also want to have another one with Susu."

"what?!"

"You said the queen mother is with Lord Su?" At the same moment, Lou Jinyu also looked at Ji Heng with a strange expression.

"You do not know?"

"How could the queen mother tell me such a thing?"

"But my mother told me a long time ago~"

Lou Jinyu: "..." I'm afraid the queen mother is too old to admit who is her own, right?

Facts have proved that the queen mother is really too old to admit the wrong son, ahem, she is mainly embarrassed to tell her son about it, and told her daughter-in-law that the key is because the daughter-in-law takes good care of His Royal Highness, the queen mother When I gave birth to my own child, I didn't take care of it with my own hands. Now I finally have a second child. I am old and have a child, so happy!Desperately hoping to take care of the soon-to-be-born little monster with his own hands, he had to ask his daughter-in-law, who is experienced in raising cubs, for advice.

This is the sixth year since the Queen Mother moved to the human world, and the war in the Demon Realm has long since ended. After seeing her son rule the Demon Realm with her own eyes, the Queen Mother took Su Su and several other old subordinates who had followed her for hundreds of years, Officially came to the human world to settle down.

With money and leisure, as well as a prosperous beauty and a hot figure, the Queen Mother has attracted the attention of the male humans in the entire community as soon as she moved here. Unfortunately, she already has a cute and cute little milk dog, Mrs. Susu, yes Greasy old men are not interested, including the old devil who paints old cucumbers and pretends to be tender!

When they arrived in the human world, the queen mother discovered that their so-called sacred marriage contract only restricted their lifespan and strength, and there was no restriction on whether they cheated or not. , I didn't see him being struck by lightning~

After discovering the truth, the Queen Mother immediately asked the loyal Master Su to help her make an appointment for Canruo Xingchen to have a meal. Then, as a matter of course, the appointment was not made, but what was waiting was Master Su's passionate confession.

And then, the Demon King has a "little stepfather" who has no status, and he is very willing, all kinds of upside down, wishing he could turn into a pendant and hang on the corner of the Queen Mother's skirt... Sticky and sticky, even with a little monster Not surprising.

The old devil finally realized his wish hundreds of years ago.

Back then, when the Queen Mother led the thugs to chase him, he once said angrily: "I play mine, and you can play yours~ No one is stopping you!"

very good!The queen mother carried out the suggestion of the old devil king like a wave.

It's really good. She used a contract to share the lifespan and power that belonged exclusively to the royal family of the demon world. She made a lot of money without having to pay emotional and physical sacrifices, and she could have a good time with her little milk dog boyfriend Su Su. Enjoying romantic love to the fullest... Lou Yunhe finally said something right, it's so good!

Lou Yunhe: o(╥﹏╥)o I don’t mean that~~~

The author has something to say: the full text is over~ Sahua!Today, I coded more than 2 words in one breath, and now I have a little kidney deficiency~ The chapter is over, comrades!Regardless of whether it's a reward, irrigation, or a message to encourage calling, it's just wow!We will have to wait a few months for the next one!

Thank you for your company all the way, if the writing is not good, please forgive me!After all, he is an amateur author2333

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