Devil on the tip of the tongue

After accepting a large sum of betrothal gifts that would make the so-called wealthy families jealous, Ji's father called the driver, went to a five-star resort near the community, and booked the best suite for the devil and his family.Although there are guest rooms at home, there are too many people to live in, and there are too few servants, so the care is not as considerate as that of the resort. After thinking about it, Ji's father simply rented a group of wooden houses on a hill in the resort, and the whole family followed Living in the past, the right is to accompany the in-laws to relax.

Thinking that he had so many relatives from aliens for no reason, Ji's father was speechless for a while. He never thought in his life that he would have such a bizarre experience and become relatives with aliens!

How to entertain alien relatives?This is a question that needs careful consideration.

Therefore, because of their special identities, the gender issue that Lou Jinyu and the Queen Mother were most worried about was left behind by the Ji family.

It’s not a big deal for the eldest son/grandson to find a man to marry. What really shocked them was that he found an alien to marry, okay? !What is it to find a man?The love of their son has not only surpassed gender, but also crossed planets and went straight to the universe...

"Mr. Ji, if you book a senior suite in our resort now, you can receive a free ticket to the Valley Music and Food Festival. Do you want it?"

"Reserve ten for me first." Ji's father waved his hand feebly. He still doesn't know if his alien relatives like the music of the earth.However, they are very happy to eat the delicacies of the earth~

"Valley Food Festival?" The monsters' eyes lit up. Sorry, they automatically ignored the word "music" in front of them. As monsters who don't have much talent for music appreciation, everyone's pursuit of art is far less obsessed with food , not to mention, the food on earth is really super delicious!

The queen mother thought about the roast duck, roast sea bass, bad goose feet, spicy hot pot that the Ji family entertained them yesterday... Suddenly, she felt that it would be good to move to the human world after the war in the demon world subsided.

Although the power of their monsters in the human world has been suppressed miserably, life here hardly needs power. She saw with her own eyes that a man was taken away forcibly riding in a car with a knife because of what she saw with her own eyes. ...Their monsters are born with weapons. The Queen Mother feels that she is a monster with steel teeth and iron claws, and is with a group of unarmed humans. It seems that humans should be the ones who are dangerous, right?

The Valley (Music) Food Festival made the monsters very excited, and the more important thing is that the tickets are free. After some discussion, everyone decided to go that night. There was a promotional material distributed by the organizer at the front desk of the resort. It said, except for the band In addition to the performance, there are long food streets on both sides, where food from all over the world will appear. This is a must!

Ji's father's face was a little distorted while listening. After thinking about it, forget it. It’s a lie, it’s considered kind to use quick-frozen buns to pretend to be Goubuli. I don’t know what kind of animal meat is pretending to be mutton kebabs, roasted pigeons that are about the size of sparrows, and those that look big but are actually only a big shrimp. The so-called grilled prawns... Forget it, some things can only be known by experiencing it in person.

(Music) The food festival is held in a famous scenic spot here. The huge valley is brightly lit after nightfall, and the decoration is very gorgeous. However, the focus of everyone's attention is not the music at all, but the food!

Because they came earlier and there were not many people at the scene, everyone saw the signboard of "XX International Food Festival" from a distance, and their eyes lit up immediately.

"In-laws, most of the things here are about ten to thirty yuan. I have already asked someone to withdraw cash for you." Ji's father is still very happy with the reception so that his son can live better at his in-law's house when he returns home in the future. With care, even the cash for shopping was prepared. Each person had a rectangular wallet with thirty 30-yuan bills in it. According to the appetite of normal people, 3000 yuan is enough for several people to eat.

"Then we won't be polite, thank you in-laws." The queen mother took the wallet. Lou Jinyu originally prepared cash for the family, but the father-in-law couldn't refuse his kindness, so he also took the wallet. After three hours, we gathered under the old camphor tree at the door, and this time we followed the scent of delicious food in the air, and scattered away.

Considering that her son might be dating the queen's daughter-in-law, the Queen Mother deliberately took away Memorial and Lou Jin, with Bai Yu by her side, looking like a young couple taking their two sons out shopping, ahem, what, although the Queen Mother It has been several thousand years old, but her old man's figure is still very beautiful.

A few meat-loving monsters quickly passed through the crowd and came to a stall selling barbecue.

"Two skewers of large meat skewers are ten yuan, and five skewers of small meat skewers are ten yuan. How much do you want?" the stall owner yelled while sprinkling seasonings on the barbecue.

"Let's get fifty big meat skewers first!" Looking at the commemoration next to it, the Queen Mother opened her mouth and said.

"Okay~" The stall owner saw that this was a big customer, and immediately happily took out a large bag of skewered meat skewers from the freezer next to him.

"Wait! Didn't you just say that you are fresh mutton skewers?"

"That's right~ The fresh mutton skewers are ready. If you don't put them in the freezer, it will stink in this weather." The stall owner rolled his eyes and opened the bag of meat skewers on his own.

"You are clearly rotten meat!" Several monsters were angry. In the demon world, only the lowest-level monsters without hunting ability will eat rotten meat. This is not related to food safety, but to the dignity of high-level monsters!

Letting monsters eat rotten meat is like letting rich and distinguished people eat expired and spoiled bread.

"What are you talking about? Don't buy it, don't make trouble!" The stall owner's face changed, and he picked up a barbecue tong and pointed at the Queen Mother and cursed loudly.

Is this still available?

How can a mortal be able to bear the Queen Mother's temper as an old man?Not to mention human beings, even in the Demon Realm, there are very few people who can withstand her old man. Back then, even the old Demon King had his head broken by her in public~

"Queen Dowager, calm down~ I will hand over these ants to my subordinates." Bai Yu immediately stopped in front of the Queen Mother, not because he was worried about the safety of the Queen Mother, but mainly because of the safety of the lifeless human opposite.

"Hey, do you have a good friend? You can't afford barbecue, see the other side? There are multigrain steamed buns, ten yuan and five yuan, enough for you to eat." The stall owner sneered.

Now even Bai Yu didn't want to save this idiot.

The Queen Mother sneered and raised her hand...

"Moonface?!"

A familiar voice suddenly appeared in the noisy food street, passed through countless human voices, and reached the ears of the Queen Mother at a frequency that only monsters could hear.

"Yuerong! It's really you! You, you came out of Xueyue City?" A handsome man in a dark blue casual suit appeared in front of the Queen Mother. His face was very similar to that of Lou Jinyu, and it was rumored that he had already lived in seclusion in the secret realm. The old devil Lou Yunhe?

"I remember I said that I don't want to see you again in this life." The Queen Mother paused, turned around with a cold face, raised her chin slightly, and looked at the old devil contemptuously, "Bai Yu, let's go! "

"Wait! Yuerong~"

"Don't touch me!" The old devil king's hand was about to touch the queen mother's cuff, and a huge force hit him head-on. He didn't notice it for a while, but he was pushed a big somersault. The peddler was knocked down head-on, and before he could utter an exclamation, he was knocked unconscious. The bottle containing cumin in his hand was opened, and the cumin inside was scattered all over the floor.

"Yuerong!" The old demon king ignored the cumin and oil stains on his body, got up and chased him out, where could he see Lan Yuerong?

"Mr. Lou! Teacher Lou! The event is about to start. Oh, why are your clothes dirty? You have to go up to perform later!" The manager was just lazy to buy a cone, and when he turned his head, he found that his artist was covered all over his body. The cumin and oil stains on the ground immediately darkened.

"Today's performance is cancelled!" Lou Yunhe took off his dirty coat and threw it on the manager.

Nani? !

The agent wanted to strangle him!

"My wife who ran away from home for hundreds of years is back!" Lou Yunhe looked up to the sky and laughed like a snake spirit, and he didn't care if the chili powder was stained on his well-groomed hairstyle. If he came out, he must be willing to give him another chance?Don't miss it this time anyway!

"You you you... where are you going?" The manager stubbornly tugged on Lou Yunhe's sleeve and refused to let it go.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm going to chase my wife back?"

"But we have already collected money from the organizer, the opening song, boss~ Please!"

"Tell them, I've had a bad stomach! Also, no refund is allowed! Just tell them that it's the counterfeit food they ordered that spoiled me, and I want them to pay for medical expenses and lost work!" Lou Yunhe Pulling the sleeves out of the manager's hand, he didn't forget to ask the manager to blackmail the organizer before leaving.

The manager watched helplessly as his artist and Moses crossed the crowd and walked away. He also rudely pushed away several fans who recognized him and wanted to sign a group photo. He wanted to die immediately. In addition to asking the organizer to explain to Dan, he also has to maintain a good public image for his artists, and this day can't be passed!

To say that the old demon king is also a wonderful flower. After leaving the demon world, he originally wanted to come to the human world to relax. Anyway, staying in the demon world is quite embarrassing. I want to see my wife. Think, just run to the human world.

When people from non-human races come to the human world, they will develop a love story with human beings in all likelihood. No matter how bad it is, they will have to follow the route of a golden-finger hero, make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of life. Fortunately, he is obsessed with live broadcasting up!

At first I just played around with myself, but later I found that those anchors were either too ugly or their voices were too ugly, so I simply opened an account by myself, just like Lan Tuo, a small [-]th-line author in Jinjiang, who was eunuched by an unscrupulous author. In a fit of rage, I opened a pit to write an article by myself, only to find out that this industry is not a pit at all, it is a bottomless pit!

"Suddenly popular overnight" refers to amateur players like the old devil.

How to do it?Who makes people sound beautiful and in good shape?Every time the gift is broadcast live, the screen can hardly see the face...

There are many people who are popular, and he doesn't want to deal with those trivial matters. The old devil simply agreed to the live broadcast platform and arranged for himself an agent to take care of those trivial matters for him. Smelly loves vanity, and secondly, he also earns some money to maintain his luxurious life in the human world. After all, he is a monster who eats a fresh beef for a meal.If you don't make more money, how can you support yourself?What's more, there is money to rent a villa, raise a luxury car, raise a servant, raise a broker...

Because I didn't prepare enough, I didn't tell my son when I left the Demon Realm that I didn't prepare enough for spending. In order to make money to maintain the current standard of living, the dignified former Demon King had to agree to the agent. Participated in some activities and endorsements, and it is said that he even opened an online store. In short, his current career is developing quite well.

However, no matter how important career is, in the eyes of the old devil, it is far less important than his queen!

He wanted to know why Lan Yuerong was willing to leave Xueyue City, why did she appear here?

Could it be that he came to find him?

No no~ Such a beautiful dream, he doesn't even think about dreaming, Yuerong won't forgive him, he knows.

During these years in the human world, when he was idle and bored, the old devil likes to go to some human forums to read strange things, because he can always find things in them that even monsters like him cannot understand. Patriarchal, daughter-in-law gave birth to a daughter as if her father died. God knows, in their demon world, whoever gave birth to the first female monster would be a happy event that they would like to announce to the world!

It is also because of visiting these forums so much that the old devil knew how stupid the things he did back then were!

No wonder Yuerong swore that she would never see him again.

In fact, Lan Yuerong's temper can be regarded as very restrained. If it were changed to the current human world, with Lan Yuerong's status, her husband would not only raise three, four, and five outside, but would also try to bring her back home. They want to give their children titles, and even arrange for Xiaosan's relatives to be small leaders in their own company (given titles and fiefdoms)... Lou Yunhe knows without thinking, this man is doomed!

The more I think about it, the more I feel that I was too scum back then. In fact, even if Lan Yuerong hadn't appeared in the human world, Lou Yunhe had already thought about going to Xueyue City to repent for his past mistakes and ask for Lan Yuerong's forgiveness. With a temperament like Lan Yuerong's, she would continue to accept him without any grievances. He only hoped that she would stop resenting her and treat herself better for the rest of her life...

Just as the old devil was running wildly, the queen mother and her party had already returned to the resort where they were temporarily staying.

"Why is this old thing also in the human world?! You all know about this?" The gaze from the god of death landed on the poor Bai Yu.

"Queen Dowager, I'm wronged!" Bai Yu knelt down, "You know that the king and...that so-and-so, have never been very close, rarely contacted, and never let us contact, how did we know..."

After beating Bai Yu to death, Bai Yu didn't dare to call the old demon king an "old thing", so he could only use "that" instead, but as long as the Queen Mother can understand.

"The person he is wearing looks like a dog. Could it be that he is going to hook up with a little human girl?" The more the Queen Mother thought about it, the more angry she became, even if she had already cut off her kindness, as a woman, there is no way she would not be indifferent to a scumbag!If you don’t believe me, try promulgating a decree, saying that you are not guilty of beating a scumbag to death. Do you think those women will buy kitchen knives, machetes and various knives?

"No... Queen Mother, look there~" Bai Yu stretched out her finger, weakly pointing at the outdoor advertisement put up by the sponsor outside the resort.

On the huge billboard, in the middle is the handsome face of the old devil king, and there are a few bold characters next to it: Lou Yunhe, the most beautiful man in the universe, sings with love!

Queen Mother: →_→

White Feather: ←_←

Bai Yu quickly borrowed a computer from the front desk of the resort, and after typing the words "the most beautiful man in the universe, Lou Yunhe" in the search bar, a bunch of reports popped up, the first one being "the most beautiful man in the universe, Lou Yunhe". The news about Crane singing at the XX Valley Music Festival, at first glance, is a press release paid by the organizer!

"Well, human beings nowadays like to exaggerate, what is the most beautiful man in the universe, a peerless beauty who meets once in 1 years..." Bai Yu explained dryly.

"Never mind him~ But what is this live broadcast?" The Queen Mother asked, pointing to the live broadcast platform that was said to be the "most beautiful man in the universe".

"Eh~" Bai Yu silently wiped off his cold sweat, took out his newly purchased mobile phone, downloaded and installed the live broadcast platform, and respectfully placed the mobile phone in the hands of the Queen Mother.

Then--

"This is so cute! The voice is soft, where is the reward? I want to give him a yacht!"

"This one is also good! He looks very gentle and handsome, and he can play musical instruments (dizi) very well~ It's much better than that most beautiful man in the universe. Hurry up! Recharge me! I'll give him a hundred diamonds!"

"And this, hahaha I laughed so hard, such a fun person, why is he ranked below the number one handsome man? Quickly recharge me! I will send him ten planes!"

Bai Yu: "..."

After charging 30 to the Queen Mother who was addicted to the live broadcast, Bai Yu finally found a chance to get out, ran out and went straight to the service desk to borrow a phone: "Your Majesty, come back quickly! This subordinate can't hold on anymore!"

If you don't come back, your "big rich" card will be lost by your own mother!