Devil on the tip of the tongue

"Ji Heng, Anniversary eats so much, nothing will happen, right?" Seeing Anniversary gobble up two big pots of Wuli noodles, Heishui Mei's moist black eyes almost popped out.

What he was curious about was not Jiji's food intake, but what he was curious about was that Jijiu could eat two big pots of such unpalatable noodles without changing his face!That's enough food for twenty or thirty adult monsters like him!

"No, black carp meat is cheap recently, and there are a lot of black carp that can't be eaten every day in the cafeteria. It's a pity to throw them away. The monster in the kitchen said that he can give me all the black carp that I can't finish eating, and wait for me to find a suitable one. They can be pickled and dried in the sun, so that they can be eaten as snacks for souvenirs.”

"Sun-dried...wouldn't be so unpalatable, right?" Heishuimei felt very bad about the black carp meat, and felt disgusted thinking of the meat with a strong bloody smell.

"It's fine to remember what you like to eat! By the way, Xiao Hei, were you okay when the rebellion broke out in the capital a few days ago?"

"You still ask me, I was dying of anxiety outside the city. After the rebellion was put down, I went into the city to the place where we rented a house. The monsters there ran around desperately, and I couldn't find any of them. Fortunately, I found After reading the note you left me, I realized that you have come to the Demon King’s office building, and then I asked the monsters from the Sanitation Office of the Demon City to help me arrange to clean up the streets here, but I can’t enter the building. You can try your luck outside, fortunately you saw me."

"Are you stupid? The next time you encounter such a thing, run out of the city. Although the rebellion has been quelled, who knows if there are other dangerous monsters hiding in the city? You should find a safe place first." Hide somewhere, and find a way to contact me when it's safe outside." Ji Heng was a little moved, but he was more afraid of Heishuimei running into the city so recklessly.

Heishuimei didn't know, but he did know that although the Demon King announced that the rebellion had been quelled, in the first few days, General Akabane led the demon army to search for the remnants of the rebels in the capital, and many rebel monsters were executed every day. , It is not as peaceful as it appears at all.

"But you don't have any money, I'm worried that you will be hungry." Heishuimei said as he took out a bag full of magic coins from his pouch and stuffed them into Ji Heng's hands, "No matter where you go in the future, you You must bring more magic coins, otherwise, if we separate, you will not be able to fill your stomach by yourself."

A bag full of magic coins still retains the body temperature of Heishuimei. The body structure of monsters is different from that of ordinary people. For example, Heishuimei, in order to save the magic coins he saved, transformed into a huge The pouch, as long as he doesn't die, the pouch won't be stolen by other monsters, it couldn't be safer.

Although the devil has already started to organize the first bank in the devil world, at present, all the monsters in the devil world are still used to keeping the most precious things in their bodies.

"I don't want it! Xiao Hei, I can make money now. I have 5000 magic coins a month, and there is no need to spend money here. House!"

"Buy a house? Do you know how expensive houses are in Shanghai?"

"So, Xiao Hei, let's open our own shop?" Ji Heng looked at Heishuimei with sparkling eyes, "Look at your original boss, who hired a dozen magic cleaners, and built a shed outside the city. At least a few thousand magic coins can be earned, and if we also open a store like that, we can save money to buy a house in a few years."

"But those big monsters have backers..." Heishui Mei hesitated.

"But now you also have a backer." Ji Heng pointed to himself proudly.

"you?"

"That's right! Cough cough, I forgot to re-introduce. I, Ji Heng, became the king's personal assistant seven days ago." Ji Heng leaned over and said to Heishuimei in a low voice, "I am the king now. My assistant, do you think those monsters outside the city dare to offend my assistant?"

The word "assistant" was recently learned by Ji Heng from Master Bai Yu, because the position of "accompanying sleeping commissioner" sounds a bit unpleasant, and it is easy to damage the reputation of the king. In the end, the personnel department decided on it for Ji Heng. The title of the job is "Assistant to the Demon King", which sounds lofty, but in fact, if it was placed in the era of the previous Demon King, it would be equivalent to the Demon King's servant.

However, the biggest characteristic of the demon world is that all rules are determined by the strongest monsters. The new demon king likes to call his servants as assistants, so Ji Heng must be an assistant. Even outside the demon city, most monsters Where he lives, there are many ordinary monsters who are enslaved and bullied by big monsters, and even their own lives cannot be determined by themselves.

Heishuimei's eyes widened in surprise: "If this is the case, maybe we can really open a shop of our own to clean the hair and claws of those monsters. In fact, hair trimming is also very profitable, but the craftsmanship requires a lot of money. It’s fine, if it’s too ugly, it’ll be troublesome for those big monsters to make trouble.”

So, no matter which time and space, raising pets is an extremely expensive thing, and as a demon who is his own pet, he takes care of his original form more carefully, especially some middle-level pets. Monsters, they can't afford to raise small monsters that serve them like those big monsters. If they want to take care of themselves, they can only go to the outside shop. If they are more frugal, they just need to take a bath and trim their hair a little bit. For those who are more particular, they will also propose to use scented body wash, essential oils, etc., and trim minions and hairstyles carefully. In short, monsters are very willing to spend money on their own image.

When the two brothers were discussing the great business of making money, Memorial had already eaten all the leftover food in the cafeteria today. In order to thank the little monster Memorial for his selfless dedication, the monster who managed the cafeteria decided to give him all the black carps that were not finished today.

However, the three homeless people who don't even have a rental house, where can they find a place to pickle these black carp?

"Ji Heng, why are you still here? Your Majesty is going to rest. Today you will go to work three hours early, and you can register yourself when you work overtime." The monster in charge of the management of the 95th floor hurried to the cafeteria, grabbing Ji Heng and going up run.

"Wait, my friend is still in the cafeteria..."

"Don't worry! I'll let my monsters take care of your friend, go up and sleep with the king immediately!"

To sleep with the king? !

A thunderbolt fell from the sky, and Heishuimei watched her good friend being pushed into the elevator by a big monster, he was dumbfounded, right?

To sleep with the king?

Who will accompany?

Ji Heng?

Why did Ji Heng sleep with Wang Shang?

The most important thing is, if he sleeps with Wang Shang, Ji Heng...wouldn't have lost anything, right?

The whole monster of Heishuimei was not well. It wasn't until the monster sent by the administrator on the 95th floor couldn't help poking him with its claws that the statue named Heishuimei came back to life.

"Well, I want to ask, what does the Demon King's assistant usually do?" Holding back, Heishuimei couldn't help asking the monster.

"You don't need to do anything, just sleep with the king!" The monster sighed enviously, "If only I could be the king's assistant."

"... Your Majesty probably wouldn't want an assistant like you." Looking at the crooked human-shaped monster, Heishuimei slandered silently.Unlike their family, Ji Heng, although his strength is low, his human form is pretty cute, but he is a little too thin.

Lou Jinyu felt the same way.

"This is for you. From today onwards, take one every day before going to bed." The devil threw a bottle made of unknown material onto the soft couch where he was resting.

"what is this?"

"Things that can make you gain weight." After Lou Jinyu finished speaking, he closed his eyes and prepared to sleep for a while.

The monsters who participated in the rebellion in the magic capital were all strangled by them. Even if the bodies of powerful monsters were destroyed, their souls would not be easily dispersed. Therefore, Lou Jinyu ordered people to detain these souls and slowly Slowly refined into potions with various effects, what was given to Ji Heng was a potion that could quickly strengthen the body.

This little monster is too thin. Although Lou Jinyu really wanted to find a bedroom background board that would not pose a threat to him, every time he saw Ji Heng's thin and thin body, he couldn't help but feel that he was a slave child laborer. So he ordered the monsters below to refine the potion, so that the little monster could grow stronger again.

Ji Heng had almost no resistance to the potion that could make him stronger, so he immediately took out one and swallowed it.He never thought about whether the demon king would harm him or not. In fact, if the king really wanted to kill him, he didn't have to do it himself. He only needed one command, and the monsters outside the door could directly tear him apart.

Just like Memorial can foresee the dangers of the outside world, Ji Heng's talent is to be able to sense the kindness or malice of other monsters towards him. This may be the ability he has cultivated in surviving in terrible places like the ruins of ancient battlefields all the year round. However, it is precisely because of such skills that he and Memorial were born, raised, and transformed in the ruins under extremely difficult conditions.

Strictly speaking, Lou Jinyu was not kind to him, but simply felt that his subordinates might need to improve, and he was not stingy with giving his subordinates some necessary help and support. Ji Heng knew that this potion was rare, During the night watch, I will do my best.

However, there were no eggs... After brewing for more than an hour, the Demon King failed to fall asleep again.

"Your Majesty, are you still unable to sleep?" Ji Heng is now very sympathetic to their demon king. The lights in the room are all on, and he can hardly hold on and wants to doze off. His Majesty is wearing a special The potion eye mask that can help sleep, but still can't sleep!

"How about I chat with you for a while? When Memorial and I were in the lair, we often fell asleep talking at night..." However, Memorial can't speak, and usually he talks to himself, so Very easy to fall asleep.

"...Then let's talk about 100 magic coins first!" Lou Jinyu lifted off the useless special blindfold.