GL on the tip of the tongue

As a scumbag with a theoretical system, except for studying, Xia Weiyang has a set of things.Stupid Theory [-]: You don’t need to love me or like me, but you can’t tease others with the emoticons I send you.Stupid Theory [-]: You are very promising, do you want to date me?Stupid Theory [-]: If you don’t eat this biscuit, you will be my girlfriend.Stupid Theory [-]: I don't want to talk to you, you want to lie to me for sex.Scumbag Theory Five: After eating this biscuit, you are mine.Stupid Theory Six: Successfully captured the upstairs and named her daughter-in-law. ... Although the scumbags have a theoretical system, Xia Weiyang is still sad about those incomprehensible honey.Honey Juice Confusion [-]: Why is the top student with facial paralysis?Honey Juice Puzzle [-]: Why is Xueba not cute at all?Honey Juice Puzzling [-]: Why does the bully only love to study?Honey Juice Puzzle [-]: Why doesn't Xueba give her a kiss?Honey Juice Puzzle Five: Why doesn't Xueba sleep with her?Unscrupulous, big-breasted, brainless, inexperienced, uneducated scumbag x Serious, paralyzed, beautiful, frozen, scholastic