GL on the tip of the tongue

Chen Muhan's hands froze in mid-air, uh, shouldn't he be called a scumbag?Xia Weiyang was sent to the office, and Chen Muhan followed her. After seeing it, she didn't see enough, so she got closer to see it more clearly.

"I said, Weiyang, if you dare to play truant again, I will really call your family." The homeroom teacher smiled, but what he said was not kind, Xia Weiyang hurriedly winked at the teacher, especially when she saw Chen Muhan smiling No more, Xia Weiyang blushed even more anxiously.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about you." The teacher thought that the red-faced kid knew he was wrong, and blinked his long eyelashes, and the teacher was reluctant to say more, "You go back to class, Mu Han stays, the teacher will talk to you chat."

"En." Chen Muhan glanced at Xia Weiyang, showing sternness, Xia Weiyang drooped his head, glanced at the dessert in Chen Muhan's hand, smacked his lips, the beast must have packed it for her.Want to eat...God knows, when Xia Weiyang ordered Chen Muhan in the dessert shop, her saliva almost flowed out.But I was afraid that Chen Muhan would discover my existence, so I had to order an order. Even the name of the set meal was made up, and I forced a tip of 100 yuan to the waiter to hide away, looking at the dessert and sighing.

"Hey, is the party secretary trying to bribe the teacher?" The head teacher joked, Chen Muhan is the party secretary in the class, Chen Muhan glanced at Xia Weiyang, who was still turning around every step of the way, and could only follow the teacher and say, "Well, this dessert shop The shop is very delicious, teacher, eat and have a look." Chen Muhan opened the poplar nectar, and Xia Weiyang who was walking by the door just stood there.

"Haha, Weiyang, come on, don't go back." The teacher beckoned, "This class is halfway through, you can go after the next class." Xia Weiyang immediately ran back joyfully, and glanced at the teacher eagerly With the poplar nectar in his hand, his small eyes clearly said: That's mine!

It's a pity that the teacher lowered his head and didn't see it, Xia Weiyang pouted at Chen Muhan, expressing his unhappiness.Chen Muhan made a serious face on purpose, you scum, how dare you skip class!

Xia Weiyang had to attend the last two classes, Mengmeng expressed surprise, how could she skip half of the class and come back.Xia Weiyang was sitting sleepy in history class, someone poked her behind her, when she turned around, there was a small note.

Ye Yueming: What happened to you today?Not feeling well?

Xia Weiyang was sleepy and confused, actually too lazy to move, but to be a good and polite boy, she replied: No, just something, thank you for your concern.

Xia Weiyang still wondered why she had to write a note when she didn't use her mobile phone?Soon, the note came back: I'm fine, I didn't answer your phone call, and I didn't reply to my message.If there is anything I can do to help, just tell me, do you need me to make up lessons for you?

Xia Weiyang had a cold war, making up lessons?Xia Weiyang: No, no, thank you very much.

Xia Weiyang folded the note, opened it again, and wrote: Go to class well, don't affect your study, no need to reply.When it comes to making up lessons, I really can't have a good chat.

Even though I wrote this, Ye Yueming still replied: Are you sleepy? Seeing that you are dozing off, you are so close to the teacher, and the teacher's lecture is so wonderful, you dare to feel sleepy.

Xia Weiyang just felt disgusted, looked up at the teacher who was talking endlessly, and replied: Yes, all the wonderful saliva was sprayed on my face, you don't know, I...

The word was not finished yet, the note was taken away, Xia Weiyang looked up, she was dumbfounded, in fact, she wanted to write: You don't know, the history teacher will spit when she speaks, she really wants to cover her head with a book every time .The history teacher is actually very rare for Xia Weiyang, he usually has a sweet mouth and is quite good at things, although he doesn't like to study in class, but his grades are good anyway, "Xia Weiyang, please recite it for me, the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms Historic significance!" He said fiercely, recalling the contents of the note, his tone eased a lot, "If you can't memorize it, you will be fined to stand for 5 minutes."

Xia Weiyang didn't bother to memorize it, she just stood there, the history teacher was a little angry, and after class, she complained to the teacher in charge.Chen Muhan happened to be there too, and the history teacher said dissatisfiedly, "The famous naughty buns in the whole grade group are all in your class, and the most mischievous little girls in the whole year group are also in your class."

"Oh, Mr. Zhao, don't be angry." The head teacher must be on her side, "I'll teach her a lesson when I go to self-study."

With Chen Muhan around, the history teacher can't say too much, anyway, this is also a lover, "Muhan hasn't come to class these days, what's the matter at home?" Teacher Zhao asked.

"Well, something is wrong." Chen Muhan said politely, and the history teacher asked again, "What's the matter?"

"Then what, Muhan, don't be absent all the time. Since you're here, let's go to class today." The teacher clapped his hands and said, "It just so happens that the next class is mine."

"Teacher." Chen Muhan said honestly, "I didn't bring any textbooks."

"Ah." Teacher Sun also had an impromptu idea, "It's okay, let's test." Chen Muhan nodded hurriedly.

"Ms. Zhao, I'll take Muhan to the classroom first. Xia Weiyang, wait for me to teach her." The class teacher teaches English, of course Chen Muhan knows that the teacher is helping her, "Goodbye, Teacher Zhao." Chen Muhan really Follow the class teacher back to the classroom.

In an instant, the noisy classroom was silent.Xia Weiyang was sleeping on the table, she was about to drool, when she felt someone patting her, in the dimness, she heard the teacher say: "This class is a test." With howls, Xia Weiyang's sleepy bugs were scared away.

Eh?Is the animal back to class too?Did you know that you came back specially for the exam?It's so perverted, shouldn't there be a test to escape?

Xia Weiyang's favorite subject is Chinese, and other liberal arts subjects are quite acceptable, English is not her strong point.From the beginning of listening, Xia Weiyang began to be confused.

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Before Xia Weiyang can hear the number, the gentle female voice is already saying: The listening part is over.Xia Weiyang almost vomited blood, didn't understand any of them!Forget it, Xia Weiyang plans to give up listening and do multiple choice questions, at least I won't be fooled.

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Ma Dan, not at all, but she is not afraid, she has the rules in hand, three short and one long choose the longest, well, I chose d.

After finally finishing the multiple-choice questions, the disgusting part came, which was to fill in the blanks. What was even more difficult was that this time the cloze was not a choice, but a direct filling in the words.

Xia Weiyang gave up after reading the beginning, because after reading the beginning, it feels like Aunt Jiang's, a%???%and%???#???%, she&...???%???%...%...&%&%...

Xia Weiyang directly turned to reading comprehension, looked at it at a glance, reading comprehension a: As everyone knows, learning ability is very important. Ringtones????????????????????????????!Tell me about it

Yep, Xia Weiyang felt nauseous looking at it, she just got the answer.She answered the paper according to this principle: three long and one short are the shortest, and three short and one long are the longest.At this moment, she doesn't want to bother with her brain at all. Damn, why is this topic the same length?Which one should I choose? c is the most pleasing to the eye, choose c.

At the end of the answer, Xia Weiyang was super relaxed, anyway, she was blind, so she finished the answer very quickly.The deskmate was in a hurry, took advantage of the teacher walking back, and asked Xia Weiyang: Why did you answer so fast today?

Why else?I'm too lazy to think about it today.Xia Weiyang turned her head to look, Chen Muhan was lying on the table again, is the beast uncomfortable?

The papers handed in were full of answers, and the next class happened to be self-study, so the teacher simply didn't leave.Although the classmates also chatted, they obviously restrained a lot. Xia Weiyang looked at Chen Muhan several times, she was still lying on the table, she must be tired, Xia Weiyang's face shrunk, alas, I feel so sorry for the beast!I really want to share a table with the beast and give her loving care, Xia Qing glanced anxiously.

After class, teacher Sun, the class teacher, first picked out the test papers of Chen Muhan and other top students, and at the same time, picked out the worst students.As soon as the evening self-study class started, Teacher Sun announced: This exam has a full score.Xia Weiyang curled her lips, cut, needless to say, it must be Chen Muhan, that beast is always so powerful.

"It's Ye Yueming." Teacher Sun said, Xia Weiyang's eyes widened, what!It's not a beast!Xia Weiyang turned her head abruptly, Chen Muhan was expressionless, Xia Weiyang stared with big eyes, and signaled: What are you doing, you didn't get 100 points!Ye Yueming was in the row next to Chen Muhan, Xia Weiyang met her eyes, Ye Yueming just smiled.Before Xia Weiyang could get more emotional, Teacher Sun announced, "Our lovely and beautiful Xia Weiyang has set a new record, none of them got it right."