give me straight man

#一个straight boyfriend becomes a boyfriend story# A gay friend is in love, and the object is a straight man. The straight boyfriend is also in love, and the object is a straight man. Are all straight men these days bodhisattvas, so easy to break?Meng Ran: Then give me a Bodhisattva too... Bah, straight man!You have to be handsome, have long legs, be excellent in all aspects, and have a good personality, right?On the second day after Meng Ran made a wish, their dormitory was parachuted into the next door to the computer department. The handsome guy with long legs, excellent in every aspect, and good personality. The key is that they still know each other. The bamboo horse they have known since childhood is not only the bamboo horse, but Meng Ran has been secretly in love with him for many years. Meng Ran: ...God, you are going too far. ——The so-called straight man is: you like him, but he doesn’t know it, and he interferes with your date again and again. When he is a friend, if you get angry with him, he still feels very innocent.Meng Ran: Ah!Straight dog!The so-called straight man is: you are gay, he treats you as a brother, hooks up with you, talks and jokes intimately, and occasionally touches the body that crosses the line, your heart is shaking so that your soul will fly, and he even takes a shower Swinging around in the dormitory with arms crossed and eight-pack abs showing, you don't see it in vain, he suddenly leans over and asks what you are doing, you feel the approaching hormones, and your heart beats faster.Meng Ran: Ah~~Straight man, sweet.The so-called straight man is: You confess that you like him, but he looks at you inexplicably and says, "Today is not April Fool's Day." Meng Ran: Stupid you!The so-called straight man is: he likes you, you don't know it, and he doesn't know it himself.Meng Ran: ……… —— Lu Ouxun is a straight man, and he has a close relationship with Meng Ran simply because they are friends and have a good relationship, at least he always thinks so. Meng Ran came out to him and told him what he likes It's a boy Lu Ou-xun: What's the matter, gay? Isn't Meng Ran discussing with him which boy can chase after Lu Ou-xun? Want WeChat Lu Ou Xun is so angry Meng Ran invites boys to drink milk tea Lu Ou Xun has knives in his eyes Meng Ran goes on a date with someone Lu Ou Xun vomited a mouthful of blood Meng Ran and... Meng Ran's arm: I regret it, I don't agree with you liking boys, everyone in the street can be gay, but you can't Meng Ran:? ? ? ?Later, Lu Ouxun finally knew that the person Meng Ran liked was actually him, Lu Ouxun frowned, deeply puzzled: You like me and still chase other boys in front of my face?Do you know what it means to be single-minded?Meng Ran muttered: I didn't know you were in the closet Lu Ou-xun: Who said I was in the closet?I'm straight!straight!I just happen to like you! Enter v on Tuesday, 6.28, thank you for your support~ The copy was written on 2022/1/6