give me straight man

In the dormitory, Tonton sat on a chair and lifted dumbbells to exercise. Tuotuo and Lu Ouxun sat back to back at their respective desks, holding mobile phones in their hands, eating chicken, and the voices of their teammates talking from time to time came from their mobile phones.

Meng Ran looked at the content sent by Tang Ning, and for a few seconds, he couldn't hear anything, and his mind went blank.

Like Lu Ou Xun?

Lu Ou Xun?Tang Ning likes Lu Ouxun?

? ?

What kind of fantasy is this TM! ?

Meng Ran sat down on the chair, digested for a while, and replied to Tang Ning.

[Meng Ran]: My friend is a straight man.

[Tang Ning]: I guessed it too.

【Tang Ning】: Sigh.jpg;

Meng Ran: Are you sighing?

Are you still sighing?

The person who should sigh seems to be me! !

Meng Ran thought it was too absurd, as absurd as hearing that the sun is not a star, but a balloon that a child in kindergarten put up in the sky.

Can this be done?

Can you do this?

This time, Meng Ran finally asked the sentence on his lips——

[Meng Ran]: Why.

Tang Ning sent a blushing and shy emoji, and then said: Your friend is very handsome, the type I like.

[Tang Ning]: She has a good personality, very talkative.

[Tang Ning]: I like his kind.

Meng Ran: Meng Ran didn't reply to Tang Ning again. He didn't know what to say or what else to say.

He threw the phone on the table with a bang, leaned back in the chair with little strength, and sat slumped for a while.

Turning his head, Lu Ouxun, who was diagonally opposite, was still playing the game with his head down. Under the light, the boy's nose was three-dimensional, and his profile was handsome and handsome.

Meng Ran watched silently, thinking in his heart: Is this the face?Fascinated by a large group of people, including the former self, now he doesn't even let go of his development object?

Meng Ran silently picked up a brick from the bottom of his heart, but before he could shoot it, he thought again, what's wrong with Lu Ouxun?

He is handsome and many people like him.

He has a good personality, outgoing and talkative, and many people like him.

His excellence can be seen by anyone with eyes, let alone Tang Ning, who was in contact with him for the first time?

So can Tang Ning be blamed?

It doesn't seem to be possible, after all, liking and falling in love at first sight are so unreasonable.

Besides, Tang Ning had already confessed to him immediately.

Who's to blame?

Meng Ran looked away from Lu Ouxun, thinking sadly in his heart: Blame me.

blame himself.

Blame him for his ill-fated life, and the red luan star is smelly and hard.

woohoo.

Meng Ran fell asleep after taking a shower that night, neither chatting with Tuotuo Tonton nor talking to Lu Ouxun.

What's wrong?

Tuotuo and Tonton looked at each other, shook their heads, expressing that they were not clear, and they looked at Lu Ouxun respectively, and Lu Ouxun also shook his head.

"Ill?" Tonton suppressed his voice and squirmed his lips.

Lu Ouxun immediately climbed up the bed ladder in two steps, knelt down next to Meng Ran, supported the bed with one hand, and touched Meng Ran's forehead with the other hand, it wasn't hot.

Meng Ran: Meng Ran raised his neck: "What are you doing?"

Lu Ouxun propped his arms on Meng Ran's side, condescendingly, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Meng Ran pulled the thin quilt on his body, turned over, and turned his back on Lu Ouxun.

Lu Ouxun saw it: "In a bad mood?"

Meng Ran remained motionless, silent, and closed his eyes.

Lu Ouxun waited for a while, thought for a while, raised his hand to scratch the itchy flesh on Meng Ran's waist, Meng Ran struggled, and said "don't move" in a bad tone, Lu Ouxun knew that Meng Ran was real Bad mood.

When Lu Ouxun returned to the ground, Tuotuo and Tonton looked at him: how is it?

Lu Ouxun shook his head, saying it's okay, he's coming, then took out the phone and fiddled with it with his head down.

Half an hour later, Lu Ouxun got a call and went downstairs, and came back with an extra delivery in his hand.

"what?"

Ton Ton leaned over, looked at it, and was shocked, it turned out to be a barbecue takeaway?

There happened to be a low square table that could be folded in the dormitory. Tuotuo took out the low table and opened it up to arrange it.

Lu Ouxun set up the grill pan delivered in the takeaway and plugged it in.

Ton Ton and Tuo Tuo removed the lids of the piles of raw food boxes together.

The baking pan is hot, brush with oil, spread the meat, prick it, and the meat is fragrant.

On the bed, Meng Ran turned his head and lifted his neck.

He couldn't see below, so he asked dryly, "What do you eat?"

Lu Ouxun said heartily: "Barbecue, come down quickly."

Meng Ran hesitated for half a second, but it was really only half a second.

Half a second later, he lifted the thin quilt and sat up, got out of bed, stepped on the bed ladder, and fell to the ground after a few steps.

Lu Ouxun smiled, and he knew that Meng Ran couldn't resist supper no matter what—when he was in high school, Meng Ran liked to eat at night, like a little hamster, when everyone else in the dormitory was asleep, he was the only one who secretly ate on the bed noodle.

Meng Ran stared at the baking tray, took a small chair, and sat down at the low table.

As soon as he sat down, Lu Ouxun handed him a pair of disposable chopsticks and a lid of a packing box used as a bowl.

Meng Ran took them one by one without hesitation, his eyes still fixed on the baking tray.

Seeing this, Tuotuo was amused: "Why didn't I realize that you are still a foodie before?"

Meng Ran stared at the meat on the grill, and said while removing the chopsticks: "Tun Fitness, don't eat at night, and you don't like to eat, I am embarrassed to order takeaway by myself."

Ton Ton looked at Lu Ouxun: "How do you know?"

After asking, he raised his hand and patted his forehead, oh, forgot, they knew each other earlier and had a good relationship.

The tight and tender raw meat began to swell and shrink as soon as it was placed on the hot baking tray.

Bake a few times on the front and back, and the meat will be cooked without needing 1 minute.

Then roll it in the sauce and seasoning powder prepared by the merchant, and wrap it with fresh lettuce. In this quiet night, don't mention how appetizing it is.

The first piece of meat was picked up by Lu Ouxun with chopsticks and handed to Meng Ran under the common eyes of Tuotuo Tonton and Meng Ran.

Meng Ran wrapped it in one mouthful, chewing it so that his mouth was full of fragrance, and his cheeks were bulging, making others gulp.

While grilling the meat, Lu Ouxun asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Well, it's delicious."

Meng Ran's tone was cheerful.

Tuotuo and Tonton also started eating meat with chopsticks.

After eating for a while, Tuotuo asked Meng Ran: "What happened to you just now? Are you in a bad mood?"

Meng Ran was drinking the pumpkin soup sent by the merchant, "Yeah."

Ton Ton also looked over: "What happened?"

Lu Ouxun then raised his eyes: "Isn't it okay when I'm at the bar at night?"

"Forget it."

Meng Ran took a deep breath and didn't really want to mention it.

But since everyone cared about him so much, Lu Ouxun even ordered his favorite supper to coax him. He looked at Lu Ouxun and finally said, "I'm breaking up with Tang Ning."

Tuotuo froze for a moment, then paused for a while, and the two of them silently met eyes across a table.

Tang Ning, of course they didn't know each other, but Meng Ran was gay and broke up with the same sex. What kind of breakup could this "breakup" be?

broke?

Is it the "break" they understand?

The kind of breakup between gay and gay?

However, this sentence has another meaning in Lu Ouxun's ears: Meng Ran and Tang Ning can't be friends anymore.

Lu Ouxun paused, and calmly slowed down the movement of turning the meat with the tongs.

broke?

so suddenly?

Isn't it good when you are cleaning the bar?

Lu Ouxun raised his eyes and asked calmly, "Because of what?"

Meng Ran looked back: "Because of you."

"Pfft." Ton ton spewed out a mouthful of pumpkin soup.

"Cough." Tuotuo almost choked on a mouthful of pickled cabbage.

"I?"

Lu Ouxun straightened his back, wondering: "What's wrong with me?"

Meng Ran ate the cooked meat on the grill, and said while eating, "I met you today and chatted with you for a while, and I think you have a good personality and talkativeness, which is the type he likes."

ah?Ton was puzzled.

What?Tuo Tuo looked confused.

Lu Ou raised his eyebrows.

Meng Ran continued: "Compared to you, I look mediocre, and I'm not the type he likes."

Shrugging: "That's it, break it."

Tuotuo covered his mouth, took out his phone from his pocket while coughing, and sent a message to Tonton under the table.

[Tuotuo]: Didn't you say "that" that you know, and you don't tell Lu?Why did you say it directly?

[Ton Ton]: I don’t know either, let’s listen.

Lu Ouxun wrapped meat and lettuce for Meng Ran, with a calm expression: "Break it."

He also said: "When people make friends with each other, what they emphasize is that they are like-minded and have the same interests. It is not about comparing others with others."

"He thought I was nice, so he broke up with you. This is not making friends."

Ton Ton & Tuo Tuo: Oh, I didn’t know it before. It turns out that Lu Ouxun’s understanding of “breaking up” and their understanding of “breaking up” have different meanings.

Meng Ran couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.

But after this lively supper, and after Lu Ouxun's reassurance, Meng Ran quickly figured it out:

He and Tang Ning didn't call at all, and it is estimated that in the end of the chat, they could only be ordinary friends.

The fact that Tang Ning was able to confess immediately meant that Tang Ning was unwilling to lie to him, and that she was a simple-minded person.

Such a person is at least much stronger than Zhou Linfeng.

After supper, Meng Ran didn't get out of bed, went to the balcony and sent a message to Tang Ning.

[Meng Ran]: Okay, I see.

[Meng Ran]: It's nothing, don't be embarrassed, we can still be ordinary friends.

[Meng Ran]: Come and play when you have time.

[Tang Ning]: Handshake.jpg;

【Meng Ran】: Handshake.jpg;

[Meng Ran]: By the way, there is something.

[Meng Ran]: I asked my friend, and he said he would not add WeChat.

[Meng Ran]: So sorry, I can't give you his WeChat business card.

[Tang Ning]: It's okay, it's okay.

[Tang Ning]: I was the one who was abrupt.

[Tang Ning]: Thinking about it now, I just told you that I like your friend, but I was really thick-skinned and presumptuous.

[Tang Ning]: I don't want WeChat either.

[Tang Ning]: I'm really sorry.

[Tang Ning]: If I made you sad just now, I apologize to you.

[Tang Ning]: I'm really, really sorry, I'm sorry.

[Meng Ran]: It's okay.

【Meng Ran】: Handshake.jpg;

[Tang Ning]: Handshake.jpg;

OK, done.

Meng Ran leaned against the railing of the balcony, raised his head to look at the black sky, took a deep breath——Okay, let it be like this, what else can we do.

Lu Ouxun came over at this time and stood aside with his arms propped up.

He looked at Meng Ran, raised his arm, put it on Meng Ran's shoulder, and said with an explanation in his tone, "When I was at the bar at night, I just had a casual chat with Tang Ning."

Paused, "I didn't expect it to become like this."

Meng Ran turned to look at him: "Okay, I don't blame you."

Lu Ouxun patted Meng Ran's shoulder carelessly: "It's okay, it's just a friend, if you don't have him, you'd lose him, what is he, you have me anyway."

Meng Ran looked at the sky silently, not showing it on the face, and sighed in his heart:

Straight man, naive.

How could it be "just a friend, without him, there would be no him"?

Meng Ran: His goal is to get out of the singles before graduating from senior year.

The author says:

Author: After Tang Ning, there are Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, Zheng Wang Ning.

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