Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

Accidentally traveled to the Three Kingdoms, and rescued a talented woman named Cai Wenji, who chased after me to make me a husband.
Well, I accidentally wiped out 80 elite soldiers of Cao Cao, burned 30 navy troops of Zhou Yu of Eastern Wu, and destroyed millions of food and grass in Shu. Didn’t I just pick Liu, Guan and Zhang with one stick and warm the wine? Boiled Hua Xiong, and then beat Lu Bu to death with a stick... How do you say that, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!