Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

"My lord, Mrs. Zhen is not talented, so I really dare not make rash comments. My lord passed this second round." Zhen Mi's voice trembled a little, and she took a deep breath, which allowed her beating heart to relax. calm.

"Hehe, kid, do you feel inferior, do you adore brother a lot, but it's better not to adore you too much, you will lose yourself if you adore too much." I will also praise a good poem.He himself couldn't help admiring himself: he's so fucking talented.

"Hmph! Don't be complacent, our poems are not bad! Besides, there is a third pass!" Yuan Shang looked at Ye Tian with hatred, as if Ye Tian was his sworn father and enemy.This made handsome Ye Da, who is a modest gentleman, very puzzled. Although he wanted to kill his father, he hadn't done it after all. Why did this kid hate him so deeply?

Half an hour passed quickly, except for Ye Tian and the three sons of the Yuan family, none of the others had completed the problem given by Zhen Mi. Now there were only four people left. In the third round, there would only be one winner, and the winner, You can take possession of the stunning and enchanting beautiful woman of the Zhen family, hold her in your arms, and do whatever you want.

There are four tables, each with a piece of paper on the top two, and the pens, inks, papers and inkstones are placed.

The voice of the old housekeeper also came at this time: "Four young masters, you have passed the second level. The title of the third level is the simplest. It is the best poems and songs written by the four of them in this life. Then, after our lady personally appreciates and evaluates, then make a choice."

The four made it clear and walked to their desks one after another.The people standing under the stage couldn't see it, and they didn't care about the rules or irregularities. They climbed up one after another and surrounded the four of them, wanting to find out!

Ye Tian and the three sons of the Yuan family stood in front of the table each holding a brush. The third son, Yuan Shang, was sinking like water, frowning and thinking hard. No hurry, no plague, no fire.

Ye Tian took the brush and turned it around in his hand. Fortunately, there was not much ink on it, otherwise the talented uncles watching around would suffer.Ye Tian looked left and right, high-spirited, and kept smiling and saying hello to people: "Uncle, do you have a wife?... Yes... Then what's the matter with it? You are not afraid that your old lady will make you kneel on the bench... ..."

Yuan Shang was particularly irritable amidst Ye Tian's croaking noises. He glanced at his elder brother and second brother, and saw that the two were unmoved, still scribbling with pen and ink, and his heart became more and more annoyed.

"Ye Tian, ​​can you not talk to them?" Yuan Shang stared at Ye Tian, ​​his eyes burning with anger.

"Ah? Why, do you also care about my conversation with my friends? Do you care too much? Write your own." Ye Tian ignored him and continued to talk to the talented people around him.

Hey, you're an idiot, can't you memorize it?You can't even type a cheat sheet, it's really a German car - Binns (stupid), I just make you flustered, and you can't memorize poems.

Yuan Shang hated secretly in his heart, but he had no other choice. He went all out and started writing. Yuan Shang is a person of status. Although he looks like an idiot, he feels good about himself, and he can't lose his father's face, so he has no choice but to be stubborn. Scalp written.

Seeing him stop and write, Ye Tian's sword eyebrows were about to tie the knot, and beads of sweat came out of his forehead.Ye Tian laughed secretly in his heart, and said sarcastically: "I said Xiao Shang, you wrote this poem with so much effort, why is it like a woman with constipation."

Xiao Shang?Damn, is this calling me?Even my own father never called me that, bastard...

Yuan Shang glared at him, saw that he hadn't written yet, and said sarcastically: "Of course, writing a good poem requires a lot of deliberation and hard work on calligraphy. It's better than some people who just speak but don't practice and haven't written a single word."

Ye Tian didn't take it seriously, shook his head and said: "No, no, a real good poem is something from the heart. When feelings come, they can explode in an instant. That whoever can make a poem in seven steps, I, Ye Tian, ​​almost Seven and a half steps are almost the same. It takes more effort than a hen to lay eggs like you, and you must memorize it by heart when you copy others in the future, and don’t forget the words at the critical moment, it will be a big embarrassment.”

"I used to recite..." Yuan Shang originally wanted to say: I knew it by heart, but you made trouble and forgot it.

Thanks to the fact that he hadn't reached the point of hopelessness, he realized something was wrong, reined in, and said sternly: "Nonsense, who said that I plagiarized, I am original, you write it, I want to see how you can make a poem in seven steps." .”

"It's seven and a half steps." Ye Tian corrected seriously.

Zhen Mi behind the curtain felt it was funny when she heard this. This Xiaoyao layman was indeed an unusual man, and he was about to piss off the three young masters.

There were also many literati present who laughed inwardly. This layman Xiaoyao didn't even need to use a hand, and he pissed off Yuan Shao's idiot son with a few words. army.Seeing Yuan Shang's embarrassment, he was so angry that he pretended to be fine, it was really laughable, it was more enjoyable than beating him up.

"You walk seven and a half steps and listen to it, I don't believe it." Yuan Shang showed disdain, and his mind was thinking of a good poem that he had finally memorized.

Nima's, it's too long, he can't remember it!

"Why do you want to believe it? Which onion or garlic do you care about? Don't delay any longer. If you don't finish writing, you will lose. There are so many young men and talented men here waiting for a real face of Miss Zhen. What are you doing?" Wasting everyone's time." Ye Tian sized Yuan Shang up and down, with his hands crossed over his chest, as if he was your senior.

Ye Tian did not act according to common sense at all. In the past, Yuan Shang was a crab, and no one dared to provoke him when he walked sideways. Today, Ye Tian let him be so angry, and the people who have been angered by him feel very happy. I feel that Layman Xiaoyao is good, handsome, and has a lot of tongue, which is different, especially the last sentence is well said, which is wasting everyone's time.

Yuan Shang could also see that in terms of bickering, he really wasn't the bastard's opponent. If he wanted to do it, he might ruin his image in front of the beautiful woman he wanted to pursue.He didn't know that he had no image at all, and all the men, women, old and children in Yecheng were talking nonsense to Yuan Shang.

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Chapter 132

He was also afraid that it would be bad if it took too long, not because he was afraid of wasting the time of these people, but because he would make the beauties feel that he was useless.

So I had to bite the bullet and finished writing the words, and I either filled in the forgotten places randomly or omitted them directly. Finally, when people were about to wait impatiently, Yuan Shang's poems were officially released.

And the poems of the eldest and the second also finished at this time, exclamations sounded, but they were voted for Yuan Tan and Yuan Xi. The works of the two are indeed good and very valuable for collection.

The third child, Yuan Shang, put down his pen, touched the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, took a deep breath, and saw Ye Tian looking at him with a smile, but there was no word on the piece of paper in front of him.

Looking at his big characters that danced in the wind, he felt relieved, his body straightened, and his voice became louder: "Ye Xiaoyao, I have finished writing the third master, what about your poems? If you don't know how to write, I will know." You are a ruffian who only knows how to boast, if you kowtow to this young master and admit your mistake, this young master will forgive you."

Ye Tian squinted at him, with a mocking smile on his lips: "I said, Xiao Shang, you feel too good about yourself. I didn't write it because I was afraid that your education level is low. If you write it, you won't be able to understand the artistic conception." .”

Yuan Shang snorted coldly: "So?"

"So let's play something more exciting." Ye Tian laughed. "Everyone comes out to play, just want to stimulate."

"Let's hear it." Yuan Shang asked with his chest out, not wanting to be looked down upon.

"If Ms. Zhen thinks your words are good, then I will automatically withdraw from today's competition. In addition, I will slip under your crotch and learn how to bark like a dog. After that, I will jump into the Yellow River and swim home. If I am unlucky Miss Zhen thinks my writing is good, so you have to do the same thing, swim under my crotch, of course you have to bark like a dog, and you have to jump into the river, how about it? Dare you?"

Ye Tian was all smiles, everyone was stunned by this proposal, they had no choice but to give Ye Tian a thumbs up, this happy layman, he really dares to play, he is so courageous.

Faced with Ye Tian's proposal, Yuan Shang hesitated. He is a respectable person in Yecheng. If he loses, he will not have the face to face others in the future. If he does not accept it, it will be a shame.he knows.If he relied on his real talent and learning, he would definitely not be Ye Tian's opponent, but, as Ye Tian said just now, if Zhen Mi were to evaluate it, then he would have a great chance of winning.However, Zhen Mi is the eldest brother's default wife, if he wins... Yuan Shang hesitated for a while, not knowing how to make a decision, his face was cloudy and his eyes flickered.

Ye Tian looked at him with a smile, and said very understandingly: "Hehe, Xiaoshang, I can understand that you dare not accept it. After all, you are a celebrity in Yecheng. If you do such a thing, you don't have to be a human being in the future." Yes, but if you don’t accept it, will you be able to be a human in the future? If you don’t accept it, you’re still a coward. If you go one step further, you’ll take a step back, but if you take a step back, it’s up to you to decide.”

Yuan Shangnai is an impatient person, how can he stand Ye Tian's stimulation, especially in front of a beauty, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I will accept your challenge, I don't believe that you can still be amazing."

"Third brother, don't be reckless, and focus on the overall situation!" The second child Yuan Xi stopped him.

"Third brother, this kid is fooling you, try something, see if he can still smile later!" The boss Yuan Tan sneered.

"Big brother and second brother, let me compete with him for a while. I just want to vent my anger and it won't affect the overall situation." Yuan Shang was not reconciled.

"Hey, that's how you look like a man." Ye Tian chuckled.

If you beat someone, even if you beat him to death, he will lie on the bed for two months at most and then he will be alive again. Even if you beat him disabled, he will be missing arms and legs at most.

But if he is humiliated in the crotch in front of so many people, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he will not dare to be arrogant. He will be despised and despised for a lifetime. Wouldn't it be more painful than killing him?

I have to say that this move is too insidious, but where does Ye Tian have the confidence to beat Yuan Shang?

If he doesn't win, the reputation of this Xiaoyao layman will be ruined.Many people were worried about it. They believed that Yuan Shang would definitely not be the opponent of Layman Xiaoyao if it was based on facts. The key point was that this match was not a fair match at all.

Ye Tian put his hands behind his back, the breeze was blowing, he was dressed in white, and the handsome star-clad Dai Yuetian couldn't tolerate it. The hearts of all the maids who watched were moved secretly, and their beautiful eyes were full of radiance. If Ye Tian was willing to spend the night with them, there would probably be more than half of them. agree.

Handsome Ye Da smiled slightly, his radiance was as bright as a bright moon, and he felt extremely good about himself.

It is undeniable that Ye Tian's every move is chic and good-looking, just scratching his head, touching his nose, frowning, sneering, and tilting his head are indescribably cute, sincere and natural, making people feel comfortable.Even Yuan Shang felt a little ashamed of himself, but he refused to admit that he lost to Ye Tian in terms of appearance.

Ye Tian is not as good as Yuan Shangbai, but his face is sharp and angular, his facial features are exquisite, and there is a sense of aura, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, and there is a lazy warm smile on his face. Looking at his calm appearance, ten beauties are standing in front of him with their clothes off. Also like indifferent.

Of course, it's just like that, in fact it's definitely not the case, he is the best of the hooligans, don't look for him for things like sitting still, he's not impotent, he's not carrying mountains, and it's not that Liu Xiahui is not.

Ye Tian walked to the desk under the eyes of everyone, picked up the brush again, and splashed ink:

In the first year of Chuping, Yu Chao was the capital and returned to Luochuan.There is a saying in the ancients that the god of water is named Concubine Mi.Sensing Song Yu's affair with the Goddess of the King of Chu, he wrote this Fu, which said:

Yu Congjingyu returned to Nanfan, carried Yique on his back, crossed Yuanyuan, passed through Tonggu, and Lingjingshan.The sun is tilting westward, and the cars are almost exhausted.Ernai's tax drives to Henggao, moss to Zhitian, Rongyu to Yanglin, and flow to Luochuan.So the spirit moved and the spirit was horrified, suddenly thinking about it.If you look down, you don't see it, but if you look up, you can see it differently.See a beautiful woman, by the side of the rock.But the one who aided the imperial said to him: "Is there anyone who is there for you? Who is he, if this is so beautiful!" The imperial said to him: "I heard that the god of Heluo is called Concubine Mi. But what the king said See, is nothing true? What does it look like, I would like to hear about it."