Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

However, Zhang Xiu was indeed a little moved. This brother-in-law is really interesting, as expected, if you don't enter the house, you are not a family!

Handing over the [-] troops to herself, it was obvious that her brother-in-law had enough trust in her. Based on this alone, Zhang Xiu felt that the trick of getting married was really the right one!

"By the way, Wenhe (Jia Xu), I'm really sorry for your lack of talent. I don't agree with staying in Wancheng all day to enjoy the blessings. Now the whole Jingzhou has no leader and is in chaos. It's you It's a good opportunity for your skills, if you are willing, I will make you the governor of Jingzhou now, and take charge of Jingzhou's military and political affairs!" Ye Tian looked at Jia Xu and asked for his opinion.

"This...my lord, the so-called meritorious deeds are not rewarded. The subordinates have no credit for Xuzhou. As soon as they take office, they will be the governor. I am afraid that others will not accept it." Jia Xu responded.

The governor is not a small official, he is equivalent to the existence of the state shepherd, besides Ye Tian, ​​he is the biggest, just like the secretary of the provincial party committee and the governor of Ye Tian's previous life.

Ye Tian waved his hand, shook his head and smiled lightly: "Wenhe, this is a special period, and only you have the ability to be the governor of Jingzhou. We captured Xiangyang not long ago, and I am afraid that we will soon occupy the entire territory of Jingzhou. There is no one to take care of the territory, which is very worrying. Feng Xiao has to manage Xuzhou's military affairs and pay close attention to Cao Cao's movements. He must not have the time to manage things in Jingzhou, so... I want you to go to Xiangyang to promulgate Xuzhou's decrees and show compassion for the people. Bring back the shaken hearts of the people, and in addition, the construction of the army must be carried out as soon as possible, and soon I will go south and completely take the entire Jingzhou into my pocket!"

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Chapter 75 SARS

Originally, Ye Tian was still worried about the lack of management in Jingzhou, but now that Jia Xu has surrendered, it can be said that God is helping Ye Tianye.

"Since the lord said so, then Wen He would be more respectful than obedient, and take care of the lord." Jia Xu laughed.

In fact, the mood of our comrade Lao Jia at this moment must be as bright as a flower in full bloom. The dream of many years is finally about to come true, no, it should be said that it has already come true.

The duty of a counselor is to assist the Ming Lord and relieve the Lord's worries. Although he has not met a few times, Jia Xu can be sure that this Ye Tian will definitely create a miracle in history and become a generation of Ming Jun!

After everything was settled, Ye Tian finally felt relieved, and handed over the huge Jingzhou to Jia Xu for management. He was very relieved, "Hey, the settlement of the Jingzhou matter also took care of my heart, brother-in-law, brother-in-law. The left and right arms have been dug away, I hope you don't mind."

"Haha, no matter where, Wen Hezhi really shouldn't be nesting in my small place. If Wen He can really make a difference, I will have a bright face here." Zhang Xiu laughed, his goal has been achieved As for Jia Xu's going or staying, he won't bother, and Zhang Xiu also knows that, relying on Jia Xu's resourcefulness, staying with him will only make him lose his talent.

Ye Tian smiled, rolled his eyes, and asked suddenly: "My brother-in-law, I still don't know your sister's name. If I go to the bridal chamber later, if I don't even know my wife's name, then I will give you my name." There is probably no place for this face."

"Um, I really didn't think about this link." Zhang Xiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "My sister is not my real sister, her name is Zou Yun, she is a god-sister I know."

"Zou Yun?" Ye Tian frowned slightly, this name...why does it sound familiar, could it be that this woman is Zhang Xiuzhi's aunt Zou, one of the top ten beauties of the Three Kingdoms?

That's right, it must be her. It seems that Zhang Xiu has studied her family, surrounded by two peerless beauties, and perhaps only the Zou family in Wancheng can see her well.

Although he guessed Zou Yun's identity, Ye Tian didn't expose it. Everyone tacitly knew that it was just a formality, it was just a formality.

After talking about the matter, Zhang Xiu ordered people to bring good wine and food, and the four of them drank happily until they got drunk.

It was getting late, and the four of them had almost had enough to drink, so Ye Tian got up and left, and walked to the new house under the leadership of the maid.

Thinking that the woman he married was the Zou family, Ye Tian's heart became hot for no reason. As a modern person, he didn't have much resistance to whether the woman was married or not. On the contrary, the kind of woman who was so familiar was more attractive to him .

Zou Yun, what kind of woman is she?Ye Tian is looking forward to it!

Speaking of Zou, Ye Tian couldn't help but think of another person!

In 2003, when "SARS" was at its worst, there was a joke circulating on the Internet, which claimed to be "the earliest record of SARS".It is said that Cao Cao was defeated in the Battle of Wancheng. Fortunately, General Dian Wei sacrificed his life to save him and was able to escape.Afterwards, Cao Cao sighed: SARS, my life is over!

Of course, this joke was poorly made up, reflecting the author's poor knowledge of ancient Chinese.Cao Cao called Dian Wei in that situation. He might call him "Wei", "General Dian", or "Dian Shi", but he would not call him "Dian" alone.

However, speaking of that defeat, it was indeed a rare fiasco for Cao Cao.

As the number one military strategist in the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao was defeated many times in his life.The most famous is of course the Battle of Chibi, which was burnt out by Zhou Yu, and the dream of unifying the country was also shattered.But even in such a big defeat, the famous civil servants and generals under him basically had no losses.

Only in the battle of Wancheng, not only did Dian Wei, the number one fierce general in the army, die, but also his nephew Cao Anmin, and even his eldest son Cao Ang died. This can be called the most painful experience for Lao Cao.

And it was a woman who caused this tragic experience.

Cao Cao is lustful by nature, and he has been promiscuous all his life, which is very similar to Ye Tian himself.The women that Lao Cao came into contact with had both three and two digits.Only this one brought the greatest pain to the "Wandering Lord" who lived among thousands of flowers.

It was in the spring of the second year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty (AD 197), Cao Cao, who took the emperor to order the princes, led his army to crusade Zhang Xiu, the warlord of Wancheng.Zhang Xiu saw that Cao Cao's army was strong and he was ordered by the emperor, so he accepted Jia Xu's advice and surrendered to Cao Cao.

It was originally expected to be a bloody battle, but who would have thought it would be so easy to win without a fight.Of course Cao Cao was very happy, so he took his nephew, Cao Anmin, to wander the streets and watch, which can be regarded as investigating the people's sentiments.While walking, I accidentally saw a woman who was quite beautiful.Cao Cao's heart was moved, and when he returned to the library, he asked Cao Anmin to inquire who the beauty was.Cao Anmin, a clever ghost, knew what his uncle was thinking, and soon came back and reported that the beautiful woman was the widow of Zhang Xiu's uncle Zhang Ji, that is, Zhang Xiu's aunt Zou Shi, who was now a widow.Cao Cao was full of fun, and was poured cold water on his head, and couldn't help sighing: Why is this so unfortunate!Cao Anmin said, "Uncle, what's wrong with this?"Since ancient times, it is only natural for widows to remarry, let alone a nephew, how can he interfere with his aunt's marriage?Lao Cao was originally a person who did not play cards according to the rules. Hearing this, he was very relieved.That night, Cao Anmin took Mrs. Zou into his account.Emotional needs finally triumphed over political reason.In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", this passage is described more vividly:

One day when Cao was drunk, he retreated into the dormitory and asked the left and right in private, "Are there any prostitutes in this city?" There is a woman who is very beautiful, ask her, she is the wife of Uncle Xiu Zhang Ji." Hearing this, Cao Cao ordered Anmin to lead fifty armored soldiers to fetch her.In a moment, take it to the army.Seeing it, it is really beautiful.Asked about her surname, the woman replied, "My concubine is Zhang Ji's wife, Mrs. Zou." Cao Cao said, "Do you know me, Madam?" For my wife's sake, Turner Zhangxiu's surrender; otherwise, the family will be destroyed." Zou said: "I really feel the grace of regeneration." Cao said: "It is a blessing to see my wife today. I would like to sleep with you tonight and return to the capital with me. Enjoy the peace What about being rich?" Mrs. Zou thanked her.It's night, and we sleep together in the tent.

In the middle, Cao Cao was completely written as a pure womanizer, without considering possible risks at all.And after meeting Zou Shi, it was a cliché of intimidation and temptation.This point is quite similar to the method used by the French emperor Napoleon to conquer noble ladies from all over the world more than 1000 years later.Although it has a slightly derogatory meaning, it also writes Cao Cao very straightforwardly.

In short, no matter whether it is coercion or temptation, or mutual affection, Mrs. Zou was taken to the bedroom by brother fuck.

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Chapter 76

To say that although Cao Cao is short, he is a first-rate hero of the Three Kingdoms after all, and his speech is quite chic; he is also a famous poet, so he must have a sweet mouth.What's more, the majestic Lord Sikong holds the power of the court, and he is one of the most wealthy people in the world!

And the beautiful Zou family, recently widowed, is understandably lonely.So, logically, Zou and Lao Cao became like glue.

The short time they lived together must have been sweet and happy.According to the description in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Cao Cao even specifically ordered the general Dian Wei to guard the door of the Chinese army's tent, and other civilian and military generals were not allowed to enter without being summoned!However, how could Cao Cao, who was indulging in the gentle village, think of calling someone?As a result, even military affairs were abandoned.It is the joy in the military tent, and I don't know when I will return.

Unexpectedly, this matter spread to Zhang Xiu's ears.Zhang Xiu was furious: "Cao Cao, how could you make an inch of it? It's not worth it to force me to surrender. How dare you hook up with my aunt and cuckold my deceased uncle!"Isn't this spitting in my face!

Although a woman is nothing, you Cao Cao can ask me to propose marriage or ask for it, but coercion and temptation are too much, it seems that you are the biggest in the whole Wancheng, if this woman is his wife, then don't you Do the same?

Ever since, Zhang Xiu "raged at the crown and became a beauty", and was ready to fight Cao Cao!

Cao Cao slapped him in the face, Zhang Xiu was going to fight Lao Cao desperately!

Under anger, Zhang Xiu didn't get completely carried away, but adopted a careful plan: He first asked Cao Cao for instructions, saying that because I had recently surrendered, the morale of the soldiers under him was unstable, and many of them had fled. Troops moved to your camp to stabilize the morale of the army.Cao Cao, who was indulging in gentleness, agreed without thinking.

On a dark and stormy night, Zhang Xiu sent general Hu Che'er to sneak into Cao Ying and stole the wishful weapons of Cao Cao's confidant Dian Wei-a pair of 80-jin heavy iron halberds.Then, Zhang Xiu mobilized all his troops and launched a surprise attack on Cao Cao's Chinese army camp.Cao Jun was in chaos and collapsed immediately.

In this battle, Dian Wei performed eloquently: awakened from drunkenness, he stood alone at the gate of the camp, facing the tide of enemies, desperately resisting.The big iron halberd was stolen, so he chopped it with a waist knife; if the blade was missing, he grabbed two soldiers and used it as a meat hammer.Zhang Xiu's thousands of troops were blocked at the door by himself, so he couldn't rush in!It wasn't until the enemy army rushed into the camp from the side and surrounded it on all sides that Dian Wei fell from exhaustion.For a long time after his death, the enemy did not dare to pass by him.

After leaning on Dian Wei, Cao Cao hurriedly escaped through the back door.On the way, the BMW "Jueying" he was riding was hit by an arrow and died. Fortunately, the eldest son Cao Ang gave up the horse to his father, so Cao Cao escaped from danger.Cao Ang himself was shot dead by random arrows.Cao Anmin, the "culprit" of this affair, was hacked to pieces by the pursuers.And Zou, who is lonely and lonely, has no way of escape.The poor spring night is short, and a ray of fragrant soul perishes in the beacon fire.What kind of woman is Zou Shi?First of all, she is of course a beauty.You must know that although Cao Cao is lustful, after all, he has seen countless people, and he will not be so hungry that he will not choose what to eat.

To be able to attract Prime Minister Cao's attention, to take such a big political risk and bear such a big military loss, the beauty of Zou's family must also be extraordinary.

It's a pity that in ancient China, beautiful women were often dismissed as beauties, and even those men who were obsessed with their looks and bodies would most likely abandon them mercilessly after enjoying them.On the contrary, in Western culture, although beautiful women are often the object of men's contention and manipulation, such competition and manipulation will be the same attention, such as the beauty Helen who caused the Trojan War.

According to ancient Greek legends, Prince Paris of Troy came to Greece, fell in love with Helen, the wife of King Menelaus of Sparta, the most beautiful woman in Greece, and abducted her back home.Menelaus was furious when he heard the news, found his brother Agamemnon, organized an army of [-] from all the Greek states, and rushed to the city of Troy.The two sides launched a war that lasted for ten years, and the heroes were killed and injured countless times.In the end, the Greeks relied on the "Trojan horse trick" to break through the city of Troy and slaughtered the entire city.The beauty Helen was also brought back by Menelaus.

Therefore, Zou's ending will naturally be unfortunate.In Cao Cao's grand plan and hegemony, she was only regarded as a stumbling block, and her one-night stand with Cao Cao was also ridiculed as a scandal.Suppose, if in the battle of Wancheng, Cao Cao was even less lucky and died in the mandarin duck tent,

Then, when later generations accuse him of being greedy for beauty and losing his will, maybe some people will lament that Cao Mengde does not love Jiangshan and beauty, so he can be called a love saint.

It's a pity that Cao Cao is a hero, not a lover.

After escaping from Wancheng, Cao Cao calmed down a bit and began to deal with the funeral.He cried and sacrificed to the general Dian Wei, and said that the death of my son Cao Ang and nephew Cao Anmin was not the deepest pain.Only the death of Dian Wei made my heart ache!The generals were very moved when they heard this.

Cao Ang, courtesy name Zixiu, the eldest son of Cao Cao, died in Wancheng to save his father.His younger brother Cao Pi was thus able to succeed him.Some people think that if Cao Ang survived and succeeded Cao Cao, perhaps the event of Cao Wei usurping Liu Han would not happen.From this point of view, Zou had a great impact on the course of history.

However, what about Zou?This woman who committed herself to Cao Cao and died in the rebellion army was not even mentioned by him.Later, when Cao Cao conquered Zhang Xiu for the second time, he passed by the old land and set up an altar again. First he sacrificed to Dian Wei, then Cao Ang, Cao Anmin and the soldiers who died in battle, even the shot dead BMW.But there is still no Zou family.In Cao Cao's heart, this beautiful woman who had accompanied him so many nights of ecstasy had probably disappeared without a trace like the fine wine he had drunk and the clothes he had worn.Even, Cao Cao might blame her in his subconscious mind, thinking that she made him dizzy and ruined the general and the army, so he holds a grudge!

The aloof Cao Cao abandoned the Zou family from beginning to end, and the common people at the bottom refused to let go of verbal criticism.

In fact, during the Three Kingdoms period, it was quite common for widows to remarry, and there was nothing to blame.But in the eyes of the public opinion of later generations, Zou's never kept the chastity for her husband, and even flirted with the treacherous Cao Cao, which seems to be treated as shameless.