Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

Cai Yan nodded: "Yes, yes."

"Do you know, according to legend, if a woman can see her own image in a man's eyes, it means that the man loves her." Ye Tian smiled with infinite charm.

Cai Yan was overjoyed, Ye Tian's direct expression of love made her quite happy, but she was a bit shy, "Then, can you see you in my eyes?" Cai Yan blinked playfully. Blinking her big beautiful eyes, she asked.

Ye Tian smiled secretly in his heart, but said on his mouth: "I can't see it, I read a lot recently, and I'm a little nearsighted."

"Ah! Then you look closer." Cai Yan was afraid that Ye Tian would not see her, so she tried to open her eyes wide, a little fearful. Cai Wenji, who has always been wise and quiet, was like a little girl who was worried about gains and losses at this time, and was taken by Ye Tian. The wolf with its tail shook a little bit at a loss.

There was a playful flash in Ye Tian's eyes, approaching, approaching...

Cai Yan smiled slyly, and with a short body, got out from Ye Tian's side. The fiery red skirt danced into a big red flower, which was really beautiful.

"Big pervert, when did you get so impatient? You'll have plenty of time in the future. Let's talk, shall we? People, I'm a little scared. I heard it's very painful." Cai Yan's eyes flashed a flash of fear. Things are longing and fearful.

Ye Tian secretly hated, who told Yan'er that it hurt?Grandma is a panda, when will my male career end?

Cai Yan has this concern, Ye Tian naturally can't be too much like a beast, if it scares her and makes her resist, I'm afraid this wedding night will be really wonderful.

Thinking of this, Ye Tian had no choice but to suppress the ardent desire in his heart for more than [-] years, spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "Actually, I like to talk at the same time."

"I don't like pets. I like to talk first, and then...then that." Cai Yan is not as thick-skinned as Ye Daguan. Talking in an orderly and content way, this is the difference between a pure girl and a dirty big hooligan.

"Sure, listen to you, let's chat first, what are we talking about, um, yes, Yan'er, I want to correct one of your misconceptions. This woman will hurt the first time, but...you don't Frown, no, no, no... How could it be more painful than childbirth... It's different, these two kinds of pain are different, childbirth is a continuous pain, the pain lasts for a long time, but this thing is different, this thing It only hurts for a while, and then it will be very comfortable after all the hardships. Having a baby will not be comfortable from the beginning to the end. Well, yes, this is the biggest difference between the two... Ah, you don’t want to have a baby, Yan’er, This concept is also incorrect. You can’t stop giving birth just because it hurts. If women think this way, how can human beings develop? How can society progress? How the future society will develop depends on you, and you have a long way to go. And , don’t you think giving birth to me a son is a very happy thing? Cough cough, it’s too far away, let’s talk about this matter, in fact, this matter is wonderful, I guarantee you will be addicted once, and you can’t help falling in love with it This feeling... No, no, you won't become a generation of perverts, you just like to have sex with me, don't worry, I won't ignore you just because I have sex with other people, I swear, okay, I will The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong swears... well, isn't it just a story about Journey to the West, don't you want to hear..."

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Chapter 13 Untitled II

Ye Tian has a headache, Cai Yan is like a little girl with a lot of questions, the questions she asks are very strange, what makes Ye Tian even more headache is that she seems to like the feeling of chatting with herself like this, and it feels like chatting for three or four days , should the wedding night be wasted on chatting?

"Hmm, what is Sun Wukong, Monkey King, please tell me quickly..." Cai Yan's eyes were shining, as beautiful as crystals.

Ye Tian looked awkward, helplessly perfunctory: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, it's just a monkey, it was fooled by a great monk, and it was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and then a handsome monk rescued him, and the two went west to heaven." Another pig and a bearded man were taken in on the road, and the four of them strangled the monsters on the road because the female monster wanted to marry the handsome monk, and the male monster wanted to eat the handsome monk. All monkeys have to go to heaven to ask the gods to help subdue the monsters, and in the end they went through nine-nine-nine-eight-one difficulties to retrieve the scriptures. The monkeys were banned from fighting monkeys, the bearded ones went to clean up, and the pigs became cooks. It’s over, dear lady, the Spring Festival is worth a moment Qianjin, we have wasted a lot of gold, do we want to continue wasting it?"

Cai Yan shook his head: "No, it hurts, you should tell me in detail about every difficulty Monkey King encountered."

Ye Tian suddenly went crazy: "Oh my god...why should I tell her the story of Journey to the West? How about three monks without water to eat?" He coughed and said seriously: "Comrade Cai Yan, I am very serious. Let me tell you, a little pain will bring you a lifetime of happiness, a cicada needs to experience the pain of breaking out of its cocoon to become a butterfly if it wants to be beautiful, and a phoenix needs to be bathed in the flames of the true sun if it wants to be revived, can you bear this mere pain?"

Cai Yan thought for a moment, and a look of determination flashed in his eyes: "Well, what my husband said is that I shouldn't be afraid of pain, well, let's not waste gold."

Ye Tian was so moved that he wept bitterly, and he silently thanked the heaven: I tried my best to convince Yan'er to agree, it was easy for me.

"Husband, can you tell me the story of Monkey King at the same time?" Cai Yan blinked, still obsessed with Sun Monkey.

Ye Tian was startled, and said viciously: "I hate that monkey to death."

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Chapter 14 and 15 Grand Master Dong

Laying in bed is definitely a happy thing, especially holding a big beauty in your arms,,,,

Ye Tian and Cai Yan woke up early even though they were reluctant to part with the bed that was so comfortable.

After going out, Cai Yan asked Ye Tian to offer tea to his father, Ye Tian was stunned for a moment.

He has only heard of a daughter-in-law serving tea to her parents-in-law, but never heard of a son-in-law serving tea to her old father-in-law. He feels that he is really "married into a wealthy family".

Into your sister's wife!This is Ye Tian's idea.

He came to the hall with his pretty little wife in his arms, only to find that Cai Yong was already waiting there.Seeing the two of them coming, seeing the spring color still remaining in the corners of Cai Yan's brows and eyes, as well as that radiant face, old man Cai smiled with relief, it seems that his daughter's wedding night in the bridal chamber was not bad.

Ye Tian and Cai Yan each called daddy, took the fragrant tea handed over by the maid, and served them one by one.

Cai Yong took it and took a sip.

After the ceremony, the old man Cai waved back Cai Yan, brought Ye Tian into the study, walked back and forth for two steps, and then said: "Xiaoyao, in the morning, the people in the Dong's mansion sent an order to let me enter the mansion to discuss matters, and to let me know by name and surname. The old man will take you there."

"Discussion?" Ye Tian rubbed his chin, thinking of the development track of the history of the Three Kingdoms, he felt happy and sighed, "Father-in-law, don't worry, just take me there."

"You are really sure to get yourself out." Cai Yong asked again.

Ye Tian nodded.He had already figured it out, if Dong Zhuo really wanted to kill himself, then he wouldn't bother to care about it so much, at worst, it would be a dead end, and he would die together!

However, things don't seem to have reached that point yet.

In the center of Luoyang City, in front of Dong's Mansion, a carriage stopped, the curtain of the carriage was lifted, and a young man in a white brocade robe got out of the carriage, stood on the shaft, and got out of the carriage.

"Father-in-law, we are here, please get out of the car."

Immediately afterwards, Cai Yong also got out of the carriage and stood on the shaft of the carriage.

In front of him is a majestic, majestic and tall mansion, exuding a majestic atmosphere.On both sides of the gate of the mansion, there are two ten-foot-tall stone lions. The two stone lions have different shapes. The one on the left opens its mouth and roars upwards, while the one on the right makes a forward pounce posture.The two stone lions have ferocious faces, with a trace of bloodthirsty, as if they want to choose someone to devour.

The gate of the mansion is a bronze gate with a width of three feet and a height of four feet. In the center of the gate, there are two huge door knockers.On the banner directly above the gate, there is a huge golden plaque inlaid with gold all around. On the plaque are written two big golden characters: 'Dong's Mansion'. Now the gate is open, and there is an endless stream of invited officials.

Ye Tian was brought into Dong's mansion by Cai Yong. He looked around the surrounding scenery, and saw all kinds of pavilions and pavilions densely covered in it, filled with rockery and flowing water, under the scorching sun, clusters of flowers, a picture A vibrant scene.

Entering a hall, it was full of people. On the main seat was a mighty middle-aged man in a black python robe, talking and laughing at Yan Yan, and toasted with everyone.I thought it was Dong Zhuo.

"Hey, Bo Jie is here. Come on, let's take a seat quickly." Seeing the visitor, Dong Zhuo hurriedly asked someone to welcome the audience. It can be seen that Cai Yong still has some status with Dong Zhuo.

Of course, what Dong Zhuo valued was mainly Cai Yong's prestige.

"The grand master is very polite. It is a great honor for me to be an official. Today I specially brought my son-in-law, Xiaoyao, to pay a visit." Cai Yong bowed his hands to Dong Zhuo.

"The grand master is a thousand years old, and his demeanor is compelling, and his might is even stronger than back then!" Ye Tian opened his eyes and said nonsense, what was back then?This is the first time I see Boss Dong, okay?

"Bo Jie, this little brother...is your son-in-law?" Dong Zhuo was a little surprised. He had inquired about Ye Tian's identity, didn't he marry Miss Cai? .

His son was beaten, and if he wanted to save face, it was undoubtedly the best way to give Ye Tian a blow and marry Miss Cai into the family. Through this method, he could demonstrate to the world—I, Old Dong, was not either. It's annoying.

"Back to Grand Master: Xiaoyao and my daughter got married yesterday, Mr. Yan and Mr. Xu both drank a few glasses of wedding wine." Cai Yong replied unhurriedly.

Mr. Yan and Mr. Xu are both well-known people in Luoyang. If I invite them to witness the wedding, there must be no suspicion of fraud. Come grab it, not to mention you have to rely on my reputation to stabilize your rule.

After all, it was because Cai Yong was useful, so he couldn't be moved for the time being.

Hearing Cai Yong's words, Dong Zhuo's complexion became a little ugly, the old guy is not pedantic at all, he actually married a daughter in advance, which completely dispelled his idea of ​​getting married.

However, this old man is so sure that he will not attack his son-in-law, beat his own son, and put him in jail for any crime.Is it better for my daughter to be a living widow than to be my daughter-in-law?

"Haha, since he is Bo Jie's son-in-law, there must be something special about him. Brother Bo Jie, you are too mean to find a son-in-law by yourself without notifying us." , so that we can be happy too." said a counselor sitting next to Dong Zhuo.On the other side of Dong Zhuo, there is a mighty big man, wearing a purple gold crown with three-pronged hair on his head, a Xichuan red cotton hundred-flower robe on his body, a chain armor with a beast face swallowing his head, and an exquisite lion barbarian belt around his waist; bow and arrow Carrying with him, holding a painting halberd, this is Lu Bu, and he is the only one who can carry weapons in the hall. This is Dong Zhuo's regulation for his own safety, but he does not know that the greatest danger lies on him.

"Hehe, I'm sorry Wenyou, I didn't come in time, I took this opportunity to introduce Xiaoyao to everyone today, please take care of me." After finishing speaking, Cai Yong turned his attention to Ye Tian again, and said: "Xiaoyao, everyone here You are all colleagues of this old man, please introduce yourself."

Li Ru, courtesy name Wenyou, is Dong Zhuo's son-in-law and counselor.