[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Walking out of the ridiculous apartment, the two stood on the side of the street, looking at the busy street, not knowing where to go for a moment.

Sauron: "What do you want to eat?"

Me: "All right."

So the two of us came to a teppanyaki restaurant nearby that looked good.

After sitting down, he ordered three bottles of sake, because the alcohol content of sake was quite high, I was afraid of getting drunk before, so I didn't feel greedy, so I ordered a glass of juice.

The teppanyaki table must be full before the waiter will come to order. There are still four vacant seats. The two of us stared at each other speechlessly.

"By the way, how did you come to Donghai?"

Well aware of his road-crazy attributes, I was surprised that he could find me smoothly, and asked while playing with his fingers.

Sauron picked up the small porcelain cup in front of the table with his right hand, raised his head and drank it down: "Huh? That's how you came here."

"you alone?"

"No, there are Nami and Usopp."

"What about them?"

"Go back to your hometown. They were both born in Donghai. When they heard that I was coming back, they followed me."

...I'm afraid I came here because I was worried that you would get lost in the great channel!I complained silently.

"Luffy and the others are still having a party with the red-haired gang in the New World." Sauron put down his wine glass and recounted the experiences of the past three years.Speaking of which, he suddenly paused, and met my curious eyes with some apologies, "Yisha, I won't be here for long, and I will go back there soon."

I'm not too surprised.The two have known each other for such a long time, so I naturally know that Sauron's ambition is not only to become the world's number one swordsman.For him, there was another goal that was even more important than taking down Mihawk.

He wants to assist Monkey D. Luffy to become One Piece.This point, I was angry at Mihawk teaching him swordsmanship, and Mihawk told me after throwing several jars of wine.

During the time I was away, in order to help Straw Hat Luffy after he became stronger, Zoro put down his dignity and knelt down to Mihawk just to get advice on swordsmanship.

I still disdain this, and even look down on him, and make trouble for him from time to time, hoping to get him out of here earlier.

He endured it all.

I still remember that during the few days when I was seen all because of the spider form, I was bound to sneak a peek at his body. One day, I didn’t wait for him to come back in the middle of the night. I was too sleepy. I yawned silently in my heart. Cursed, crawled back to the room.

At that time, while I was still asleep, I was huddled under the blanket and researching what ingredients to add to his dish the next day. Suddenly I heard a 'dong', thinking it was the group of dirty baboons who wanted to steal it again. Slipped into the castle to roast the fireplace, turned over and got out of bed, dragged the sickle and killed him.

Then I saw him who was seriously injured and fell on the floor tiles at the door because he was too weak.

[What are you doing lying here, you are covered in blood, and you have to mop the floor tiles if they are dirty!] ]

I kicked him angrily, and seeing that he didn't respond, I squatted down and observed his face, whether he was asleep or passed out.

[Hey, Moss Head? ]

[died? ]

I put my hand under his nose and breathed a sigh of relief after making sure he was still breathing, and then the veins popped up on my forehead again.

[This is going out to fight the beasts in the forest again, right?How many times have I said that there are not only baboons on Krajjana Island, but also bears, tigers, snakes, and wolves! ]

[Fool. ] I cursed, rolled my eyes and ran back to the room, and brought the medical kit over.

[As an adult, why are you always overthinking yourself?It hurts myself to bleed every day, Perona was forced to change the bandage for you, and now I actually want my old lady to do it myself, really...]

I tightened my hand slightly on the wound that had been sterilized for him, only to see him frown suddenly in his sleep, and his chapped lips moved.

talking?

I moved my head closer, trying to hear what he was talking about, was it a dream or...?

The magnetic bass came out of his mouth intermittently and with great effort, but every word was spoken clearly.

[Thanks... Ah, Sickle, female. ]

The warm breath brushed against the ears, making it tickle and itchy.My heart trembled, I bit my lower lip without saying a word, and silently tightened the bandage in my hand a little more.

[woke up?It's just right, bear the pain, and when the medicine is ready, get up and go back to the room, I have to mop the floor and clean it up! ]

I looked at the bright red all over the floor with disgust, but got no response, I stretched out my hand and shook in front of him: [Hello? ]

...and fell asleep again.

Our relationship is so stiff, how can he sleep with peace of mind?

There were no lights in the dim hall, only the moonlight shining through the windows.I lowered my head and looked at him who was sleeping soundly, my eyes slid across the face that was resolute even after falling asleep, and I ground my teeth uncontrollably.

This big fool who loves to cause trouble for others!

I wanted to drag him upstairs, but in order not to wake Mihawk and Perona, I carried him like a sack.

Don't say it, it's really heavy.Obviously I look very thin, but I don't know that my whole body is full of hard muscles. If my strength has not been greatly improved by following Mihawk in the past few years, I would not be able to carry it.

I struggled to resist him to the third floor, and tried my best not to throw him out with a dark face. When I came to his room and carefully put him on the bed, I sat down on the ground as if exhausted, and picked up a piece of cloth Wipe yourself.

Wait, why does this cloth have a strange smell?

Taking a closer look under the moonlight, it turned out to be the jersey cloth he often used!It is estimated that it has not been washed after using it in the morning, and it exudes a hormonal smell unique to men.

I was so angry that I threw the cloth back to the ground, stood up and stomped my feet vigorously, then reached out and wiped the clean bandage wrapped around his chest.

Compared to my embarrassment, Zoro slept soundly on the bed, was not woken up by my movement of wiping my hands, and even snored beautifully.

...I really want to kill him.

...

"What are you dazed about?"

The familiar voice brought back my thoughts, I stared blankly at Sauron sitting beside me, and blinked: "Thinking about something."

"... After serving you, the waiter asked you what you want to eat." He raised his chin forward.

I just came back to my senses, and embarrassedly said to the waiter standing in front of me holding the order list in his hand: "Ah, I want a set meal of fresh shrimp, steak and salmon, plus grilled wings and leg of lamb."

Sauron squinted: "Is it enough to order so much?"

"Of course I can eat it."

However, my eyes are big and my stomach is small. After serving the meal, the set meal is really full. I have no choice but to please Zoro, who has already eaten.

"You have a big appetite, help me eat some."

"Who wants to eat your leftovers?" Zoro refused while pouring his wine.

I pouted, "Are you despising me?"

"……No."

"Then you eat."

Sauron glanced at me, helplessly: "I know, I know, give it to me."

He took the plate in front of me.

I drank the juice, rested my chin, and stared at him with interest.

He stared at me furiously and asked, "What's wrong?"

I raised the corner of my mouth, "It's nothing, I just suddenly recalled the days when the four of us lived together on Krajgana Island. You were so ugly back then, you were dirty all day long, and you were very ugly."

"...Why do you think about those?" Zoro chewed while listening to me, "Aren't you the same? You wear ghost-like makeup, are noisy all day long, and you like to add some strange things to my meal. "

As he spoke, he frowned and rummaged through the plate with a fork, fearing that I would add more ingredients to him.

I stared at his idiot-like behavior with contempt, "I know how to complain, it would be nice to cook for you, do you want to eat Mihawk or Perona's cuisine?"

Their cooking is notoriously unpalatable.

Sure enough, Sauron replied with a dark face: "...I don't want to."

Only then was I satisfied, looking at the handsome man in front of me, I couldn't help sighing, "I never thought that we would become like this."

Zoro didn't answer, he drank the last bottle of sake, put down the glass and looked into my eyes and said, "Isa, come back to the new world with me."

Before I answered, he continued, "Don't tell me you want to live an ordinary life, you can't fool me, that can't be what you want."

I looked up in surprise and met his serious eyes.

Was it really seen through?After three years, Moss Head is still as sharp as ever.

"But the navy is looking for me everywhere." I stated flatly.

He leaned on the seat, put his hands in his sleeves, raised his head and turned his face sideways, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Are you afraid?"

Am I afraid?

how is this possible.

"Of course I'm not afraid. Rather, I've been waiting for this moment for three years."

Yes, after retiring from the pirate world, I have kissed countless times, played countless hours of games, ate a lot of delicious food, and made many gentle and kind friends.

But no matter how much you deceive yourself, how can you easily change what you really yearn for?

The word "pirate" has been deeply embedded in my bones.

Maybe the unsuccessful blind dates are not only doomed in the dark, but also my subconscious resistance.

No matter how good the blind date is, I can still pick the bones from the eggs. Whether it is Il fans or gin, I have rejected them with some boring reasons.

Even Dino is the same, the future has infinite possibilities, if I am really determined to face it with him, how can I back down because of a simple sentence from him in the future?

But it's all an excuse.

Of course I liked them, but ten years later, after Dino said... [Isa, you don’t belong here after all], while I was sad, I realized the meaning contained in his words almost instantly .

If I don't belong here, where do I belong?

At that time, only two words came into my mind.

That is------

The sea.

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