[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

It was already dark after dinner.

Zoro and Nami made an appointment to meet in two weeks. It took him three days to find me, and there was still about a week and a half before the agreed time.

Both of us have no place to go in this urban area, but it is too late to go back to Shuangyue Village, so we have to find a place to sleep.

Formal high-end hotels will naturally not work.As a pirate with a bounty of more than one billion, he has no valid documents. I am in the same situation as him. I originally planned to live in Mi Ji's house during this trip, and I also couldn't get a room.

The two wandered around, and found a hotel in a remote place outside the city that didn't require submitting their identities before staying.

The aunt at the front desk of the hotel had a large mole on her face. She glanced at us lightly, sat in front of an old desktop computer, and asked, "How many rooms do you want?" while painting her nails.

"two……"

"One room!" I interrupted Sauron and answered first.

The aunt raised her eyes when she heard the words, glanced at me and then smiled knowingly: "Oh, do you want a standard room or a big bed room?"

"Mark..."

"Big bed room!" I covered Sauron's mouth again and answered for him.

Sauron, whose mouth was covered by me, blushed immediately, grabbed my hand, and shouted loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

I didn't change my face, "Couples live in a big bed room together, is there any problem?"

"But we——" He stared at me, hesitating to speak.

"Don't resist!" I directly took the door key handed over by the aunt at the front desk, paid the money quickly, and dragged him away who was still hesitating.

The room is much cleaner than I expected, and the room is spacious. There is nothing to be picky about except for the old decoration.

"Finally I can be alone!" After looking around, I looked at Sauron who was still standing at the door and refused to step into the room with satisfaction, walked over with my hands behind my back, and asked strangely, "Why don't you come in?"

He turned his face away, as if he knew what was about to happen, his wheat-colored face had obvious blush, completely inconsistent with his usual fierce temperament: "I'll just sit at the door for one night."

Why do you have to sit at the door if you have a bed but don't sleep?Isn't the floor cool?Isn't your waist sore?You were so active just now, but now that you are in a safe place, you are scared instead?

I gave him an extremely unfriendly look, with my hands on my hips: "Oh?"

He clenched Qiushui's knife handle with his right hand, not daring to look at me.

"Moss Head, are you sure you want to do this?"

I caressed his hot face, tiptoed and exhaled ambiguously on his neck, "You have already put a ring on me, why don't you want to?"

Feeling his stiffness, I deliberately rubbed against his face and kissed his lips, but it wasn't enough, so I couldn't help but touch him.

But Sauron was still unmoved, with a sullen face, standing in front of the door like a sculpture.

I was a little discouraged by his saintly appearance, frowned, and stared at him with puffed cheeks.

This fucking self-control is too strong, how can a girl like me tease him as if nothing happened?

Are you looking down on me?

I started to undress.

Sure enough, he couldn't hold on anymore, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Yisha!"

"Well, I'm here." I responded, ignored the warning in his tone, and continued to undress calmly.

Zoro grabs my wrist and stops me.

I glanced at the pair of big hands grasping my wrists, only to feel that the temperature from his palm was a little hotter than usual.

Zoro's sexy Adam's apple slides up and down, his black pupils scrutinizing me.

After reading the firmness in my eyes, he asked in a low and hoarse voice with a slightly trembling voice, "You really... think it through?"

I rolled my eyes, "Then there's no need to ask? If I don't think about it, can you give me a diamond ring?"

I was agitated in my heart, "You have to do it today if you want to, and you have to do it if you don't want to. I don't believe I can't eat you anymore, damn moss head."

As soon as the words were finished, I was once again sealed by him. I was stunned for a second and then closed my eyes, immersed in his predatory and rough kiss, and wrapped my arms around his thin waist involuntarily.

Ten minutes later, I was rudely thrown onto the bed after being dizzy from being kissed. Zoro put his hands next to my ears, nose to nose with mine, and stared at me deeply.

I blushed, licked my red and swollen lips, and said angrily, "Why, didn't you want to?"

He smiled, and his heavy breath fell on my ear, "Idiot, who told you that I don't want to?"

"and……"

Fingers with calluses brushed away the broken hair on my forehead, Sauron pressed me, and said a word in a low and dangerous voice that I will never forget in my life.

"Have you ever seen a beast that never bites?"

...

I was lingering for a day and a night, and when I woke up in his arms the next day, my whole body was so sore, and when I thought of what happened last night, I became angry, so I stretched out my legs and gave him a kick.

He woke up earlier than me, and he was not angry when I kicked him. He lowered his head and asked, "Are you awake? Are you hungry?"

... Is it time to ask if you are hungry?This moss head really doesn't understand the atmosphere at all.

"I'm not hungry, I'm full of you." I tried to break free from his embrace.

He hugged me a little tighter, knowing what I was alluding to, and chuckled, "What's there to be angry about, isn't that what you wanted?"

"But I didn't ask for that many times!!!"

Except for being a little rusty at the beginning, after Qing Moss Head, there is no teacher at all!I thought I had good physical strength, but after a few times, I was exhausted and couldn't help but begged for mercy.Fortunately, he just ignored it and continued to torment me.

The word "beast" really suits him.

The two quarreled a few more words, uh, if it was a quarrel.I washed and dressed in the bathroom, stared at my eyebrows and eyes in the mirror, and felt a little different from yesterday.

Picking up the blower to dry the wet silver hair, I combed my hair, took out the cosmetic bag that I haven’t used for a long time from the bag, thought about it, and drew an eyeliner after applying the base makeup.

After all, I have a boyfriend, so it's time to dress up. If he didn't say yesterday that my smoky makeup looked like a ghost, I would have planned to wear some eyeshadow.

"Finally out? I thought you passed out inside."

Walking out of the bathroom door, Zoro, who was sitting on the bed wiping the blade with a cotton swab, looked up at me and joked.

I went over and flicked him on the forehead, and snorted coldly: "Then why don't you come in and see if something happened to me?"

"You're taking a shower, how do I get in?"

"What are you afraid of? Didn't I watch you take a shower..." I recalled the scene I saw the day I turned into a spider and peeped at him taking a shower. Even though the two had had sex last night, my face was still red.

"Ahem——" Sauron couldn't hold back his cough.

When I saw him like this, I was not so shy again.That's right, last night was my first time after all, it's normal that I'm not used to it and can't let it go.When I have more experience, see if I don't take good care of him to get back what he did to me!

Thinking about it this way, my mood immediately cleared up a lot, and even my legs didn't feel so sore.I took Sauron's hand, sat on his lap, and kissed him on the cheek, "Let's go, eat!"

...

When Mi Ji received the news and rushed to the restaurant, Sauron and I had already eaten everything we could eat, leaving only a messy table.

Mi Ji sat down opposite the two of us. Facing Sauron, the big pirate who offered a bounty of one billion, he was still a little cautious, but it was obviously much better than when we first met yesterday.

"Sister, you mean, you want to go back to the new world and become a pirate again?" Mi Ji was stunned for a moment, then his nose became sore and his eyes turned red, "I had a hunch a long time ago, but you said that, I Still very reluctant."

"Miji, there is always parting in life, don't be too sad..." I sighed, walked to him and patted his shoulder comfortingly, "It's not that I won't come back, my house is still in Donghai , I guess I’ll trouble you to take care of it once in a while.”

He wiped away his tears and nodded, "Well, sister, when are you leaving?"

I recalled Sauron's words, and replied, "There are still ten days left."

"That's it." Mi Ji lowered his head.

He has really lost a lot of weight. Compared with the image of the fat house of three hundred catties before, he is not so thin as the same person.

I was also a little sentimental by him, regardless of Sauron was still beside me, I hugged him directly, stroked his soft short black hair, and said loudly: "Miji, come with us!"

The ridiculous body paused.

"Would you like to come with me and be a carefree pirate at sea?"

Sauron next to him was stunned, and hurriedly stood up: "Hey Yisha, don't involve ordinary people, you don't know how dangerous the sea is!"

I glared at him, and continued to rub Miji's head: "What do you know, my brother is an ordinary person? He's offering a reward that's not much worse than yours, okay?"

I proudly raised my chin, pulled the joke to my body, and told Sauron in a coquettish way: "He is a killer who beats the enemy Hakka!"

"Huh? Killer?"

"That's right, it's amazing. I was caught by Smoker a while ago, and he saved me. With this mind and strength, I don't believe that I can become a pirate?"

"Wait, when did Smoker catch you?"

"Not long ago, in Xihai." I rolled his eyes at him, "At that time, someone didn't know where he was going, or my family was ridiculous."

Sauron: "..."

The joke at the center of the topic: "...Let me think about it."

Zoro and I shut up at the same time, giving him time to think.

After a long time, Mi Ji still shook his head, "Forget it, I'll just stay in Donghai honestly."

I was looking forward to the ridiculous life of a pirate, and I was really reluctant to part with him, so I asked bluntly: "What a fool? My father doesn't love my mother, I don't love my brother, I don't care about my brother, what are you trying to do? Why don't you just follow me?" If you mess up, let your name be heard all over the world!"

Father doesn't love mother, brother doesn't love brother, brother doesn't care: "...that's too hurtful sister."

I didn't feel that I had hurt him at all, so I continued to analyze: "Think about it, after you get famous, won't you still have face when you go home occasionally? By then, that pervert Illmi won't bully you anymore!"

When Mi Ji heard Yi Ermi's name, his eyes widened immediately, and he hurriedly reminded: "Sister!"

I tilted my head, "Why?"

"You told me my elder brother's name!" Mi Ji said anxiously.

I stared blankly at him, and suddenly changed my face, punched him on the head, and growled: "You are stupid, what can I say? But you, with such a strong reaction, Sauron must be— ———”

Before he finished speaking, he really felt someone's strong gaze.

I coughed a few times, silently pushed Mi Ji out, and hid myself behind his slender body.

"Who is Yiermi?" A moss head asked in a low voice.

I trembled, and with a guilty conscience, a head popped out from behind Mi Ji, and made an awkward and hypocritical smile: "Huh?"

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