[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

The air suddenly solidified.

Sauron's face darkened.

I was wringing my fingers and feeling uneasy, but I can't talk about this kind of thing. I, Isa. D. Nedren, do all kinds of evil, and I don't bother to lie or hide in front of this moss head.

In fact, I just forgot about him. Apart from vaguely remembering that I kissed him forcefully, I completely forgot about the agreement between the two.

...Sorrowful, I always knew I was a scumbag, but I never thought I was such a scumbag.

No, no, can you blame me for the fragments?Speaking of which, I am also a victim. If I had known that this moss head also had feelings for me, why would I need to retreat?Just join the Straw Hat Taifune!

"Me, although I have dated dozens of people, I have never done anything too outrageous..."

I started talking with him that day, and after talking about everything, my mouth was dry, but even though I had explained the ins and outs of the matter clearly, the man in front of me, including the man in green on the top of his head, still kept a stinky face, without the slightest loose meaning.

I tugged on his robe guiltily, and was stared at again as expected.

Good guy, you are quite angry!

I really didn't know what to do, so I just squatted down, hugged my knees and sniffed aggrievedly.

I regret it, I regret it, I really regret it, let you drink so much wine, make you break up, let you retire from the pirate world and go back to your hometown to go on a blind date for the sake of face!Get retribution!

I can't understand that mossy head any more. He has a rude appearance, but he is actually more proud than anyone else. Is it possible for him to accept me who 'betrayed' him?

Panicked emotions flooded into my heart, and before I realized it, my eye sockets were already moist.

I haven't cried for a long time. The last time I cried was because I met All Might. But at this moment, I realized that something that once belonged to me might leave. I couldn't control my feelings anymore, and the tears became The thread fell down like no money, and landed drop by drop on the polished floor of Mi Ji's house.

"...Isa?" Hearing my sobbing, Zoro froze for a moment, and knelt down to look at my face, but how could I let him see this embarrassing look?Bury your head on your lap hard, don't give him a chance.

"Hey, are you crying?" He sounded very flustered, his big hand touched the top of my head left for him, trying to pull my head up, but he was afraid that it would hurt me if he was too rough.

I still buried my head, hugged my knees tightly, and choked up and shouted: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"But you..."

"I didn't cry!"

I rubbed my face against my trousers vigorously, and felt that the tears were almost absorbed by the fabric before I raised my head and looked at him stubbornly with red eyes: "Look, I didn't cry."

Sauron stared at me without saying a word.

To be honest, I couldn't read the emotion in his eyes, and I never understood his thoughts.

I still don't know much about him.There are many reasons for liking him, his pride, his persistence, his hard work, his gentleness, and his bad temper, but even if I know so many things about him, I still don’t know him enough.

If you really like me, why...didn't you take the initiative to find me during the three years I left?

I forgot him, but he didn't forget me.If he came to me, even if it was just a phone call, no, even just a short message, I would definitely not be so foolish as to go on a blind date in anger, and would definitely wait for him.

Thinking about it this way, it's not just me who is at fault, right?

"Really, what are you crying for? I didn't say anything." Zoro finally relaxed his frown, and stretched out his hand, trying to wipe away the tears from the corners of my eyes.

I dodged his movement and pushed his big hand back angrily.

"?"

With confidence, I lifted my chin and questioned him: "I don't remember it before, what about you? Why didn't you contact me? The news of my retirement has spread a lot, and you don't care?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but when it came to this, his brows that had finally stretched out were knit together again, and he growled at me with a grin: “You still have the nerve to say it? You left without saying a word, and you can’t find it no matter how hard you look. What do I think?"

I recalled the figure of him rushing back from the town on the day of departure, standing on the shore and shouting at me on the boat, and subconsciously felt bad: "...what do you think?"

He turned his face away from looking at me, turned his eyes to look at the pure white wall, and muttered in a very small voice, "I thought you regretted it."

"What?" I stared wide-eyed, unable to believe the answer I just heard.

"I said, you just left like that. I thought you regretted it after sobering up! You idiot!"

…………

He actually thought I was impulsive after drinking and ran away after waking up?

My shoulders couldn't help but began to twitch, weakly at first, and then more and more.

"Hahahahahahaha, Mosshead, you also have times when you are so unconfident, oh my stomach." I laughed until my stomach ached, and I still had tears streaming down my face a few minutes ago.

"...Laughing fart!" A certain green hair frowned.

"I, I just didn't expect that the second in command of the Straw Hat Pirates, Roronoa Zoro, who wanted to become the world's number one swordsman, would think that he was dumped!" I raised my hand and wiped the corners of my eyes. Tears, this time I was laughed out.

Sauron stared at me with a dark face: "I don't want to."

"Huh?" I didn't understand.

"I've already defeated Hawkeye. So, don't think about it, I'm the world's number one swordsman."

It took me a long time to digest this sentence, and I stared blankly at his darkened face, dumbfounded, "You mean...you, defeated, Mihawk?"

"what."

"Really?"

"Ah."

"Impossible?" I still don't believe it.

"...Why did I lie to you?"

He stopped squatting with me, stood up and stretched out his hand towards me.I hesitated for half a second before placing my hand in his.

After standing up with my strength, I asked, "When did it happen?"

I just went online a few days ago, didn't I find this important news at the time?

"Three months ago, before I came to look for you." He replied sullenly, "I thought Hawkeye knew your location, so I went back to Kraigana Island."

"and then?"

Sauron looked at me, "Then? No then, Hawkeye doesn't know where you are, but I went all the way, and I promised you to complete the goal within three years, so I happened to duel with him."

His expression was a little unnatural, obviously hiding something, but it didn't seem to be too important, because as soon as the words fell, he grinned, revealing that signature domineering smile that doesn't put anyone in the world in the eyes .

It's not as humble as Mr. Kubotanisu, nor is it so small that it's almost impossible to notice Ilmi, and it's not as gentle as Dino.

Sauron's smile was both proud and arrogant.

attracts me more than anyone else.

When I saw him like this, my heart was beating violently, my breathing was a beat, and I couldn't help opening my mouth before my brain could react.

"Hello, Zoro."

"what?"

He looked straight at me, and his beautiful black pupils reflected my blushing, pursed lips, nervous but extraordinarily determined stupidity.

"I want to marry you."

His pupils shrank sharply.

I blinked restlessly, put the hair behind my ears that was in the way on my forehead, took a deep breath, and looked up at him: "Of course, I don't force you, after all, I have been doing this without knowing it for the past three years." I put on a lot of green hats for you..."

"..." His eyebrows twitched.

"I hardly thought of you either."

"..." His face turned black.

"I even think you're a big idiot who wants to live alone."

"..." He seemed to want to say something, but I interrupted him.

"But, I still seem to like you." I summoned up my courage, took his hand, stuffed my fingers between his fingers, and clasped my fingers tightly.

"I'm so honest, how about you?"

...

When Zoro pushed me onto the sofa, I was in a daze.

Well?Who am I, where am I, and what is he doing?

Why did things suddenly become like this? Didn’t I still confess my love a second ago? Why did he pull me over suddenly, scolded me for being a fool, kissed me rudely, and hugged me onto the sofa?

"Wait, this is a joker..." Feeling the male hormones and beast-like breath emanating from him, I was afraid that something indescribable would happen to the two of them here, so I quickly pushed his strong chest .

Hey, it feels pretty good.

I swallowed, stretched out my index finger and poked again.

Zoro grabbed my hand on his chest, and his face, which was less than five centimeters away from me, was blushing hot from embarrassment, but deliberately put on a vicious expression.

"What are you touching!"

I retracted the device embarrassingly, stuck out my tongue and said contemptuously: "Brother, you suppressed me first, and you still won't let me touch it? Okay, if you don't touch it, don't touch it."

Zoro picked me up from the sofa with a dark face and put me back on the ground.

After I stood firm, I was still intoxicated by the good touch I just touched, and secretly regretted why I had to choose to come here today to find jokes, can't it be two days later?If I hadn't come, then Sauron should have followed my life card and found Frost Moon Village where I live now.

The family is so big, and I am the only one, so I can do whatever I want?

I wanted to eat him as early as three years ago.

pity.

I regretfully looked at his palm, which still had warmth, and suggested in a low voice, "Then what, are you hungry? I'm a little hungry, why don't we go eat..."

He glanced at me.

"If you don't eat, that's fine. Let's go to the hotel and get a room, and then continue with what we just did?" I said this on purpose, and gave him a vicious wink.

Sure enough, Moss head couldn't hold back when he heard this, "Aren't you ashamed to say this!?"

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I answered frankly: "Why are you shy? What are you pretending to be with me now, didn't you just crush me very happily?"

He didn't say a word again, blushed and looked away, then scratched his hair irritably, grabbed my hand and asked as if changing the subject: "What do you want to eat?"

"You." I said angrily.

"Hey!"

"I just want to eat you."

"........."

"Give it to me?" I puffed up my cheeks.

Unexpectedly, Zoro suddenly let go of my hand, I was stunned for a moment, and my heart instantly became cool.

"Where did you put it?" He looked me up and down and asked with a frown.

"what?"

"A ring!"

I thought about it, and took out a small gift box from my bag, "This?"

"Hmm." He took the box, his callused fingers were clumsy, and he tried a few times to open the box.

I watched him take out the ring curiously, with a strong tone of suspicion: "Hey, don't you want to take it back? No, no!"

He glanced at me speechlessly, "Who will take it back? It's so noisy, take your hand here!"

Well……

Putting the ring on for me, Sauron let go of my hand. Seeing that I was still in a daze, he put his big hand on the top of my head and rubbed it carelessly, coughing dryly: "Okay, let's go, aren't you hungry?"

I lowered my head and glanced at the diamond ring on my ring finger that was shining with blue light, and I suddenly choked up for some reason, and I clenched his slightly rough big hand.

"Moss head, don't regret it." I warned in a muffled voice.

"Huh?" He picked out his ears, as if he didn't hear clearly.

Then he lowered his head, looked at me and smiled: "Don't worry, I will never regret it, no matter now or in the future."

The author has something to say: After the end, there should be a special episode from Sauron's perspective to explain the matter [probably

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