[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

"You are Yisha?" Sauron, whose ears were being pulled by me, lowered his head, looked at me seriously again, and complained with a strange expression, "Why did you change?"

I let go of my hands, crossed my hands on my waist, and raised my chin proudly: "I'm stupid and blame me for changing my shape... Unlike you, I have changed my mind!"

"Correction? You?" Sauron seemed to hear something funny, the corners of his mouth curled up wantonly, and he crossed his arms around his chest. "The change is too big."

"...Don't you just dye your hair back? Why, don't you like my long red hair better?"

I squinted at him, straight man is really hopeless.

"Huh?" Hearing what I said, he choked, two blushes quickly appeared on his bronzed face, he gritted his teeth and growled: "It doesn't matter what color it is!"

I don't snort too much.

In the silence, I didn't take care of my eyes, and secretly looked at him again, but my gaze was stuck on his face, and I couldn't move it away.

I haven't seen you for three years, why does this guy look good?It's not that there has been any change in his facial features, it's just that he stood there casually, and the aura emanating from his body has made it hard to breathe.

No wonder Mi Chi, who has always been cautious, would make a move. No matter who it is, the first time they see this beast, they will feel that their lives are threatened.

He is that powerful.

So, why would he make a special trip to come back to Donghai to find me with the life card?Forgive me, I can only think of one thing——

Three years ago, the drunken forced kiss happened on the Sonny.

I was suddenly a little scared. Although the future world told me that the two of them would be together in the future, it was obviously not at this time.In the past, we used to quarrel and fight, not to mention feelings. I guess he wanted to kill me sometimes.

So, Moss Head is probably here for revenge this time, right?

I immediately became vigilant, took two steps back, and even pulled Mi Ji who was sluggishly beside me.

"...Why did you retreat so far?" Sauron wondered.He withdrew the life card in his hand, looked at me holding Miji's hand, and frowned: "This man is..."

Before the question was finished, Mi Ji immediately reacted, changed his previous attitude, broke his hand out of my hand, and flattered him: "So it's Brother Sauron? I've known you for a long time. I'm really sorry just now, I'm Miji, Yisha's younger brother."

Sauron raised his chin and raised his eyebrows: "Brother?"

He looked at me, then at Mi Ji, raised his eyebrows, and his tone was a little softer than before: "It doesn't look like it."

Mi Ji rolled his eyes and said, "It wasn't born by the same mother."

Of course, he is not a father either, but Mi Ji just wants to clear his identity, not wanting to cause unnecessary misunderstandings, and not revealing the fact that he is the younger brother of my ex-boyfriend Yi Ermi.

Sauron's nerves are relatively thick, so he didn't doubt it, he let out an oh and turned his attention to me again, "Hey Yisha."

"Why!" I was thinking hard about how to explain the forced kiss on him that day, when I was called out and almost jumped up.

"What for?" He glanced at me strangely, raised his right hand on the scabbard, scratched his short green hair and said to me, "Although it's half a year late, according to the agreement... I'm here."

I froze.

Agreement, what agreement?Do I still have an agreement with him?

It must have happened drunk!But what is the so-called agreement, I really can't remember...

I didn't know how to answer, so I just didn't speak.

"Hello." Without waiting for a response, he took a step forward.

I stepped back warily again.

Ahhh Isa D. Nedren, look at your talent!Didn't you all make up your mind to find him before? Why did you get discouraged after he took the initiative to show up?

Yes, logically speaking, I should be happy, but this happiness can't stand my guilty conscience.What on earth did I do to him to make this uncle who had offered a reward of one billion go back to East China Sea to find someone in person?

I looked at Mi Ji and tried to ask for help, but he ran away after meeting my eyes, and closed the door after leaving a sentence, "You guys have a good time talking about me going out to buy vegetables."

... I don't know whether he wants to harm me or help me.

"Hey Yisha." Zoro took another few steps forward. I didn't move back this time, but I just clenched my hands and stared at the pure white strappy sandals on my feet with an uneasy expression.

He saw me and my unnatural performance, realized something, and asked, "I said, don't you remember?"

I looked up, a look of surprise flashed in my eyes.

"I knew it."

Sauron stopped three steps away from me, put his hands into his wide cuffs, straightened his waist, looked down at me who was a head shorter than him, and evoked a mocking smile.

How dare this idiot mock me!

In other words, I had already quarreled with him before, but for some reason, not only did I not start cursing, but I felt a little guilty instead.

A bold guess even emerged in my mind————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————, that I can’t use alcohol to fuck him, right? !

No no no, it's too scary!

I quickly shook my head, threw away this terrible conjecture, covered my chest to comfort my frightened little heart, and after I calmed down a little bit, I pursed my lips, raised my eyes and said weakly: "I, I really remember I don't know, did something happen at the farewell party three years ago? I drank too much that day, and woke up the next day, and I don't remember anything..."

I waited and watched his face, swallowed and continued: "So, can you tell me what are you talking about?"

For the sake of my attitude being so good, please tell me who is at a loss the whole story, otherwise I won't even have the confidence to scold someone.

"Fragments?" He raised his eyebrows, "Is that so? I thought..." The words stopped suddenly.

I blinked and asked curiously, "Why?"

"It's nothing."

"Say it~"

Fuck!One who didn't pay attention actually acted like a baby to that moss head!

A while ago, the bad habits left by my blind date misled me!

Forget it, calm down, be calm.I am no longer the vicious female pirate leader I used to be. As a young woman with no bad habits, what's wrong with being coquettish?

I calmed down and stared at him blankly.

Sauron was obviously taken aback by my coquettish tone, glanced at me quickly with his right eye, finally sighed helplessly, took out a small box from his sleeve with a straight face, turned his head and handed it to me.

"Forget it and forget it, but this is what I promised to give you before, take it."

I was startled for a moment, and looked at the somewhat damaged jewelry box in his wide palm, but I didn't dare to take it.

"No? Then I'll throw it away." He said and wanted to take it back. I didn't have time to think, so I quickly reached out and grabbed it and held it in my arms.

"What's inside?" I had a faint premonition in my heart, but I didn't dare to face the reality.

He blushed slightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Why do you ask, I don't know how to read it."

So I bit my lower lip and opened the box nervously.

A beautiful diamond ring lay on the pure white cushion.It was a rare blue diamond, about one carat, with a mysterious blue light shining all over it. Under the light, it shone brightly, as if countless stars were sealed in it, and the fluorescence flickered.

I was stunned.

Emotions such as happiness, touch, and bewilderment intertwined in my heart, and even the hand holding the ring trembled with the mood.

What else does it mean for a man to give a woman a diamond ring?But……

"Hey, if you don't like it, just throw it away." Sauron touched the back of his head, "I made the promise, and I gave the things. That's it, I'm leaving."

He turned around.

"...It's the wrong way, the door is on the other side."

He paused, glared at me, and quickly changed direction again.

really go?

I hastily closed the ring box, put it in my pocket, and rushed to grab the belt of his robe.

"?"

"Moss head." I raised my head and stared intently at the back of his green head. Driven by an unknown force, I asked the question that has been bothering me: "What is the relationship between the two of us?"

His back froze for a moment, turned around, lowered his head and asked suspiciously: "I really don't remember? Are you pretending to be stupid?"

I glared at him angrily: "Pretending to be a fool, I'm telling you something serious!"

"Uh." He scratched his hair hesitantly.

I have long been impatient: "Tell me quickly, what is our relationship?"

Hey, strange, why do I feel like I have asked this sentence before?

"Since I forgot, why ask!" Moss head still didn't give me an affirmative answer, and from the tone of his voice, he seemed to be angry?

I rubbed my temples with a headache.I'm really stupid to count on him, that's fine, needless to say, I already understand.

I took the initiative to take a step forward, took his hand, ignored his surprised gaze, and tiptoed to kiss his lips.

"I guess that's how we are."

Leaving his lips, I moved closer to his ear, buried my face into his neck, and asked softly, "Is that right?"

Being teased by me, Sauron's hair almost stood on end. I couldn't see his face from this angle, but I could clearly perceive the changes in his aura without being domineering.

As for me, I am very timid when I am timid, but I can fight it out after I really make up my mind.Isn't this annoying mossy head my future husband?It's all like this, why should I be shy with him?

To deal with such an uninspired wooden head, the only way to deal with him is to resort to such tricks as a forced kiss.

Did I think the same way when I was drunk that day?Angry at his incomprehensible style, angry at his slowness, simply show him all your thoughts, and tell him with practical actions, hey, I like you.

and so……

"Are we in this relationship?" I stuck out the tip of my tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, then held his face with both hands, closed my eyes and traced his lips.

Originally, I just wanted to taste the taste of his lips, to see if there was any discrepancy with my memory, but in the next second, Sauron burst out with an unprecedented dangerous breath, and inserted his fingers into my hair forcefully, pressing me down. The back of the head, forcing the distance between me and him to pull in again.

He plundered in my mouth, expressing emotion wantonly, as if retaliating, as if declaring his ownership.I was so weak from the kiss that I almost collapsed into his arms. Although I am no longer a little girl who has never been kissed before, it was the first time I was kissed so intensely. I even forgot how to breathe for a moment. .

The lack of oxygen felt very uncomfortable. When I was dizzy, I was so dazed that I recalled all the lost memories!

The memories that flooded into my mind disturbed my thoughts. I widened my eyes and looked at him who was so close in disbelief, but my mouth was blocked and I couldn't speak at all.

Zoro hasn't finished this stormy kiss yet. Although I like his initiative, I really can't bear it anymore. If I continue to kiss like this, I guess it will be on the news headlines in the new world tomorrow——Qianhai Thief Scythe tragically died of kissing and suffocation!

This is not allowed!Me, me, I still have something to say to Moss Head!But his strength is also too great, it seems to be several times stronger than before, I can't push it away no matter how hard I push, I have no choice but to be ruthless and bite his lip hard.

The sweet smell of blood permeated the mouths of the two of them, and then Sauron let me go, looked deeply at me with flushed cheeks, and pulled me into his hard chest.

"Hello." His voice was hoarse, with a bit of annoyance and a bit of a smile: "Why are you biting me?"

I leaned on his shoulder and gasped, "I, I, I remembered!"

"what?"

"I mean, I remember everything that happened that night."

Embarrassed, I poked my head out of his arms, stretched out my hand to caress his slightly rough face, brushed his facial features lightly with my fingertips, and traced his outline.

"Sorry……"

"Idiot, you don't need to apologize." He hugged me tighter again.

"But..." I got out of his arms again, pulled his arms away, silently stepped back two steps, and tightened the corners of my clothes.

"?" He wondered.

I licked my lips, with a look of self-blame and regret, "Then what, I seem to have put on a lot of cuckolds for you."

Zoro took two seconds to recall what I meant, then widened his eyes, raised his eyebrows, opened his mouth wide, and shouted in an extremely angry voice: "Huh?!!!!"

The author has something to say: Yisha: Am I innocent?You have to believe that I really forgot!

Happy New Year to everyone again!

Thank you son for cooking wine and Dieqi for the nutrient solution

Thank you Hua Liangyu Zhen Boots for the mines, meh!

So what, I always feel that the end is not far away...【Guilt whistling