[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

In the blue sky, flocks of seagulls passed by and made crisp calls. The great route was rarely calm. Looking down from the boat, one or two flying fish jumped out and splashed water from time to time on the sparkling sea illuminated by the bright yellow sun. , spun gracefully at low altitude and then fell back into the water and disappeared.

"Boss, I've captured all the people you want."

While enjoying this leisurely moment, little brother A, who had been away for several days, suddenly came back, rubbed his hands in front of me attentively and said.

"Oh? Take it here and have a look."

On the deck, I put down the drink in my hand, raised my sunglasses, and sat up from the sun lounger.

A black shadow passed by, and the black-faced Erdenia stood in front of me with his hands behind his back, trying to cover the crowd brought by his younger brother ABCD.

"Erdonia, get out of the way." I raised my eyebrows.

"... Yisha, you are crazy, why did you do this——" He was thrown aside by my pia.

I stared intently at the row of men who had been forcibly stripped naked in front of me, stroked my chin and thought for a moment, then reached out to my little brother E, "Bring me my drawing board and paintbrush. Also, it's too annoying for them to be in a pile Yes. Come one by one, while the sun is good now, take a pose and stand two meters away from me, don't move."

"Yes!" Little Brother E immediately followed suit, "Come on, you all go down first, just leave the one at the top of the line."

After taking away the nine beauties, the only remaining one who was stripped naked had a large piece of cloth stuffed in his mouth, was looking at me in horror, wailing frantically.

I took a closer look and found that it was not an ordinary cloth, but... stinky socks?So he frowned, raised his hand and punched the younger brother F who happened to be standing next to him, "Why are you so rude? I asked you to bring some beautiful naked men back so I can learn how to draw. Why do you look like you have kidnapped someone?" ?”

Younger brother F clutched the hot chestnuts on his head, wanting to cry without tears: "Boss, with our reputation, who wants to be a nude model?"

"Then you can't stuff stinky socks? Although we are bad pirates, we should have some morals, right?" I educated them earnestly, "Go, hurry up and get some for my models. Delicious? You have to be nice to receive them, you know? Your boss's knots can depend on them..."

"What's wrong with you?" Everyone was curious.

I realized that I had slipped my tongue, and hurriedly said: "Of course I want to be the number one painter in the world! In order to achieve this goal, your boss can't sleep well all night. It's okay, okay, give it to me." I'll get out, don't stand around here and look at me, I can't play well if you stare at me."

With that said, I dipped the brush in water, put it in the palette, and chose a green color.

...Fuck, I subconsciously chose green again.

I threw away the paintbrush in a hurry and replaced it with a new one.

"You, relax a little, spread your legs, or I can't see clearly." I raised my chin towards the handsome man in the middle of the deck.

The beautiful man hugged his body and shivered, and he clamped his legs even more after hearing my words.

"..." Erdenia, who was thrown into the sea by pia and then rescued by the younger brothers, walked up to me again in wet clothes, snatched the drawing board with a sullen face, "Nedron D. Yisha Have you had enough trouble!"

I couldn't believe he was going to yell at me, and he snatched the drawing board back with his backhand, and retorted: "What's wrong with me? I just want to be a painter who specializes in painting nudes!"

"That's right, Boss, don't bother with the vice-captain, and be brave enough to pursue your dream!" The younger brother A who was hiding aside yelled, shyly recommending himself: "Of course, if I can, I am willing to take off my clothes and do something for the boss' dream." Contribute!"

"Me too!"

"I would also like to be the boss's model! Boss, look at me!"

"Get out of the way, I'll do it too? Boss, how about me?!"

I squinted at them, and said coldly: "Shut up, it's too ugly, I'm in the mood to see that you don't draw."

"Why is this..." Everyone was lost.

Erdenia's face turned livid, he took a deep look at me, picked up the sack on the deck, walked up to the trembling handsome man and handed it to him, "Put it on, I'll send you back later. "

"woo woo woo woo……"

The beautiful man wept gratefully, but I snorted disdainfully, how could I be as meddling as before.

After settling down the handsome man, Erdenia sent everyone away, took a chair and sat beside me, looked at my unnatural expression, and said earnestly: "Isa."

"I don't listen."

"..." He paused and sighed, "What happened after you returned to Hawkeye? I thought you wouldn't come here for a year, why did you come back here suddenly last month? What kind of nude painter?"

"..." I didn't speak, and absent-mindedly bit the straw of my drink.

"Yisha!" He suddenly turned serious.

I glanced at his handsome face, and suddenly remembered that day, when I rescued him from the ruins, he promised to be loyal to me for the rest of his life, tears welled up in my eyes, and I cried out without warning.

"Erdonia, what should I do, that picture has been lingering in my mind, I tried everything but it didn't work..."

"I don't want to be a nude painter either, but now I can only fight poison with poison? Maybe after I've seen a lot, I won't think of that annoying guy again..."

"So, please don't stop me!" I gritted my teeth, my eyes were extremely firm, "Drag those beautiful men out for me, I want to draw slowly one by one! Draw carefully!"

Erdenia: "..."

The above is the beginning of the story between me and Roronoa Zoro. Even in the past five years, every time I think about it, I still regret it.

"Sister, are you up?" Mi Ji knocked on the door.

When I came back to my senses, I realized that I had been thinking for too long, and it was already the next morning in a blink of an eye.

Khan, what the hell are you doing...

I opened the door for Mi Chi with dark circles under my eyes.

"Sister, didn't you sleep well?" He stared at me curiously.

...was a sleepless night.

"What should I do? I'm going to take you to the beach for a morning jog. Why don't you take a rest and I'll go by myself." Mi Ji said.

I waved my hand, "It's okay, sit on the bed and wait for me, I'll go wash my face."

The sun is so dazzling that I can't sleep even if I want to sleep.But it's just staying up all night, it's not a big deal, just because I feel depressed because of thinking about the bad past, it's not bad to go out to enjoy the sea breeze and relax.

"Oh, then I'll wait for you." Mi Ji sat on the bed obediently, playing with her phone.

I took a quick shower, rubbed some facial oil on my face, tied my hair into a ponytail, and took out a set of sports-friendly clothes from the suitcase to put on.

"Let's go."

"En." Mi Ji nodded, and suggested: "How about going to have some breakfast first?"

I gave him a sideways glance, "Why run when you're full? Eat after running."

"Okay." He didn't dare to protest.

Not to mention, the beach next to Nishikicho is really nice.I didn't notice it last night because the light was too dark. I came here today to see that the beach is really white.

Very beautiful.

When passing by, a lot of people had gathered on the beach, and there were a few police officers wearing life jackets patrolling nearby. When they passed me and Mi Ji, they glanced at us, but didn't recognize us.

call----

As highly wanted criminals, we both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Can we go to eat now?" After running 20 kilometers along the coast, Mi Ji couldn't hold on anymore, leaning on his knees and gasping for breath.

I also wiped the sweat from my forehead, "Okay."

It is not suitable to eat too greasy in the morning. We chose an ordinary restaurant. He ate ramen and I ate salad. The two people who consumed a lot of calories during exercise ate with gusto. The only drawback is that the environment of this restaurant is not good. No smoking.

No, there is a notice of 'No smoking in this store' clearly posted on the wall.

So why no one said anything?Does the boss care?

They don't care, I can't stand it anyway.

After being choked by second-hand smoke several times, I couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and patted the shoulder of my friend sitting behind me, "Hey, can you stop smoking? It will affect everyone's appetite, okay?"

The man paused and didn't turn around.I looked at him out of boredom, and was surprised to find that he was actually wearing a coat with the word 'justice' written on it?

What are you doing?Navy fan?

I don't believe that there will be a navy on the coast of this small and Katsucho, and I sneered: "Yo, how about cos navy? Pull you down, don't discredit the navy, okay? How could there be a navy in a place where smoking is clearly prohibited suck……"

"……cigarette."

The moment the man turned his head, I uttered the last word, and my jaw dropped to the ground instantly.

Then he didn't care about paying, grabbed the Mi Chi who was eating happily next to him, and ran away.

"Hehe, I was thinking about where to find you, but I didn't expect you to come to the door yourself, Red Scythe." Smaug stretched out his right hand with two cigars in his mouth, and it instantly turned into smoke, before he ran out the door. Me and Mikki took to the air.

"Sister, who is he?" Mi Ji, who was bound by the smoke, looked at me in horror.

I wanted to cry but had no time to pay attention to him. Instead, I smiled at Smoker on the ground: "Lieutenant General Smoker, are you all right?"

"Are you safe?" Smoker spat out the cigars that had burned to the root, took out two more from his chest pocket, and lit them, "Thank you, I'm no longer a lieutenant general."

I pretended to be shocked, "how come?"

"Oh, you don't know?" He puffed out his cigarette and met me with fierce eyes, "I think you should be very clear."

I tugged at the corner of my mouth and quickly denied: "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Really?" He took out Hailoushi ten hands and pointed to the tip of my nose, "Three years ago, the government sent you, King Shichibukai, and the G-5 branch led by me to crusade against the straw hat gang. Remember?"

A drop of cold sweat dripped from my forehead, and I licked my dry lips, secretly feeling bad.

Oops, did it really get discovered?

I pondered for a while, and replied sincerely with my eyes wide open: "I remember. It was a terrible battle. I still dare not recall the situation at that time. Who would have known that the Straw Hats were so powerful? Not only Monkey. D. Luffy defeated you, and I was also defeated by the three-sword swordsman on their ship, Roronoa Zoro..."

I blinked a tear, and said aggrievedly: "We are comrades-in-arms, right? It's fine if you fail the mission and get dismissed. Why, after losing the title of Qiwuhai and no longer being protected by the government, did you even come to hunt me down? It's so sad...”

Smoker stared at me relentlessly, as if he wanted to see some clues from my face, of course I would not expose myself so simply, and looked at him pitifully.

He sneered.

"Yeah, that was a battle I couldn't bear to look back on." His ten hands of Hailou Shi grabbed my neck, biting two cigars, exhaling smoke and said slowly: "Even I was deceived by you. Not long after Fire Fist Ace was 'resurrected' and became active in the new world, I realized that you had performed a good show, Isa D. Nedron."

"Since Fire Fist Ace is not dead, it is conceivable that the declaration you said back then against Whitebeard and the Straw Hats was also false. Then, can I guess like this..."

"Rather than being defeated by the Straw Hats, it's better to say that you let the water go on purpose? It's even possible that you revealed to them the upcoming information of the Navy in advance? Red Scythe, that's right, right?"

Stared at by Smoker's sharp eyes, I knew that it would be useless to pretend any more, so I lowered my eyes, and a gratified smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.

"Ah, a little smarter than I thought, old smoker."

That's right, that major battle with the Navy to capture the Straw Hat Boys, and after the failure caused me to lose the title of Shichibukai, and I could only retire from the pirate world and return to the West Sea...

In fact, I planned it all by myself.

The author has something to say: hey hey finally fulfilled another foreshadowing......