[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Following the flow of water, he spun three times around the drain of the bathtub, and he was about to be washed in. Only then did Sauron belatedly realize that the spider in his hand was gone. Live me who is about to be washed away.

That's too late----

The situation was too urgent, because he was so small that he choked on several saliva, and was so wet that he couldn't even climb up the bathtub wall.

My mind was blank, and with the water flowing around the drain for several times, I couldn't think of any other way. In order not to be flushed into the sewer and die young, my body's instinctive reaction speed was much faster than The brain needs to be fast, in an instant, I actually——

Transformed back into human form.

The bright red hair was a little darker after being soaked in water, and it was sticking to her cheeks obediently. She was wearing a white nightdress and became transparent at a speed visible to the naked eye under the constant spray of water from the shower. The loose fit sticks to the body when wet, perfectly framing the alluring lines of a well-developed body.

I knelt in the bathtub, feeling a little dazed, so I could only stare stupidly at the straight legs in front of me, subconsciously looked up, and saw the picture that I will never forget.

It's one thing to want to see it, but another thing to really see it. What's more, I just want to see what has been seen away, and I have never imagined such high-definition and code-free images.

…………

"what------"

After three seconds of silence, I screamed.

The humid air in the bathroom froze in an instant. Since the incident happened so suddenly and the scene was too shocking, I didn’t even have the time to blush when I came back to my senses. The only thought that flashed in my mind was———

Either he killed me or I killed him!

Instead of being killed, why not do it yourself?Before Sauron reacted stupidly, I stood up first, and kicked his key parts without saying a word. He fell to the ground in response, lying sprawled in the bathtub. Also quite happy.

But the voice was unusually angry.

"I'm going, what are you doing!?" He struggled to stand up and yelled at me, his face blushed again when he saw my transparent clothes, he turned his head and continued to shout, "Also, where did you come from? Come out! Why did you suddenly appear in my bathroom?"

How can I answer, I stepped out of the bathtub and pulled the towels hanging on the rack with a straight face, wrapping my body.

"Hey, that's my bath towel? Give it back to me!" Someone wanted to come out, but he was naked and had no choice but to pull the shower curtain to cover his lower body and said to me.

I still didn't speak, or rather, I didn't know what to say at all.

Right now is a great opportunity, he is shy with no clothes on, but I am already wrapped in a bath towel.Plus because he was in the shower before, he is now empty-handed, so I want to kill him to shut up, and now is the time.

Indifferently, I turned my hands into sharp claws, and walked towards him who was still standing in the bathtub step by step.

"Since you have seen all of me, then you should apologize with death." I gave him a sympathetic look, without any emotion.

"...Huh? It's obvious that you've seen all of me, okay?"

I paused in my forward steps, and suddenly recalled the majestic picture I saw when I looked up just now, my face was so red that it spread to the base of my ears, and I stammered:

"Yes, so what if I saw all of you? If you hadn't seen all of me first, why would I need to make every effort to turn into a spider lying on the ceiling and peeking at you every day?"

"Spider?" Sauron caught the key word in a hurry, and suddenly realized: "Are you that spider just now?"

I:"…………"

There is no other way, let him die to understand!

I puffed up my chest, "Yes, not only that, I am also the spider that was injured before. Why did you have nothing to do to give me medicine with red wine? You turned me over without my permission, and put the wrong You can see clearly where you should look. If I don't look back at your body, wouldn't it be a blood loss?"

I gritted my teeth, took another two steps closer, and waved my sharp claws at him, "In short, you were the one who played the hooligan first!"

His face was livid, "How the hell did I know that ugly spider was you? Besides, what did you see? Don't be kidding, my stomach is covered with hairs and barbs. I'll save you if I didn't vomit. ?"

I choked, and my self-esteem was seriously frustrated.

Then his eyes turned red, and he slashed at him mercilessly.

He dodged sideways, and there were three deep dents on the tiled wall behind him.

"Hey, hey, are you serious?" He stared at me with wide eyes and vigilantly, "Woman, I warn you, I'm not the same as that idiot with curly eyebrows, when it's time to chop, I won't show mercy just because you are a woman of!"

I rolled my eyes at him, "Of course I know that, didn't you cut me down before? Do you want me to take off my clothes to show you the scar on your abdomen? It's the same style as the one on your chest!"

"...That's not because you attacked me first!"

"Who told you to steal Mihawk's favor?"

"Who the hell cares about his favor? I just want him to teach me swordsmanship, okay? So that's what you did at the time?"

"No, there are others."

"what?"

I smiled sinisterly, and grinned open my mouth to reveal two sharp fangs, "I don't like you. When I saw you for the first time, I didn't like it!"

He raised his eyebrows, "...Did I provoke you?"

"It's a lot of trouble." I broke my fingers and gave examples one by one, "I eat and drink for free at my house, don't wash the dishes after eating, take up Mihawk's time, not only that, but also covet the boat he gave me..."

Sauron turned pale at what I said, resting his head on his right hand, he explained: "That's because Luffy's situation was not optimistic at that time!"

straw hat?Oh, right.

I broke off another finger, "Speaking of Straw Hat Luffy, I have to make a note for you."

"...What happened to Luffy?"

"Fire Fist Ace is not dead, he was rescued by me, but Straw Hat Luffy didn't know it, he thought I killed his brother and punched me." I sniffed, my eyes turned red with grievance, "It's so old It hurts..."

Zoro spent several minutes reflecting on this passage, foolishly 'Huh? ' said, "What are you talking about?"

"I said, Ace of Fire Fist is not dead, that's fake news!"

"Really?" His eyes lit up, he didn't care to grab the shower curtain to cover his body, he walked out, his callused fingers firmly grasped my shoulder, "Is Lu Fei's brother okay?"

"Uh...it's okay." My eyes cast down uncontrollably, and I couldn't help swallowing.

Someone was still immersed in great joy and didn't notice my gaze at all, "Great. Wait, why didn't you say something so important earlier? It made me worry about Luffy for a long time."

I thought for a while and replied: "It's mainly because Mihawk didn't say anything. I guess he wants to use this to motivate you? I can't guess his mind."

"...that bastard." Zoro frowned and gritted his teeth, then he recovered and asked again: "But what do you mean that Luffy thought you killed Fire Fist?"

I withdrew my eyes from looking around, coughed a few times and briefly explained: "That's it, that's...#.@^...&%、*"

"You ate him?" After listening to me for a long time, Sauron touched his chin and looked over with interest, with a smirk on his lips, "I didn't expect, Spider Woman, you are still our captain's benefactor?"

I responded to him with a shy smile: "I can't bear it, I didn't save Ace by myself. Speaking of which, I just helped a little, and the main thing is that Marco and the others covered it. ...You don't have to thank me too much, if you have a chance in the future, just ask him to give me some more gold, as long as you are interested."

"..." He hesitated.

I couldn't help but glanced down again secretly, stretched out my index finger and scratched my cheek, and said, "Forget it, let's use this matter to pay off, let's even it out. After all, you let me see... er , Hmm, very nice picture."

It is much clearer than the little pornographic books I collected from various pirates at sea.

It was only then that Sauron realized that his lower body was still without pants. He didn't care to dry his body, and hurriedly picked up the shorts next to the sink and put them on, and said angrily:

"Even the hell--" He was furious, the whites of his staring eyes were almost full, his face was blushing, and he was about to explode, when he heard a bang, and someone pushed open the bathroom door.

Perona came in one step ahead, looked at me anxiously with big eyes, and asked, "Are you okay? I just heard your scream, and I didn't find you when I went to your room, so I called Hawkeye and came to you together." .you……"

Before she finished speaking, she saw the picture in front of her and immediately swallowed back what she wanted to say.

"Uh(⊙﹏⊙)..." Perona stood there in a daze, pointed at me wrapped in a bath towel and Zoro who was only wearing a pair of shorts, "You guys are..."

"It seems that we interrupted." Outside the bathroom, Mihawk, who was wearing gray pajamas and pajama pants, crossed his arms on his chest, speaking in a flat tone.

Excuse me……?

No, Mihawk, not what you think?Wait, what the hell is that comforting smile on your lips?

My heart that wanted to explain instantly cooled down.

Looking up at the flickering lights on the ceiling, I suddenly felt a little cold, gathered the towel around my body, and smiled sadly.

No matter how you explain it, there is no way to save it, right?Forget it, let's just leave it at that, anyway, if the peeping thing is discovered, I have no face to stay any longer.

Thinking about it carefully, I must have had a lot of water in my mind for wanting to use voyeurism to fight back.

Sighing, I glanced calmly at the blush on Sauron's face after being misunderstood by Mihawk and Perona. For some reason, I felt that besides being funny, there was something cute about it.

...Probably my illusion.

"Anyway, let's pretend that today's incident never happened, okay?" I took a deep breath and carefully tested it.

He gave me a blank look, "Otherwise, what else can I do? OK."

It seemed that he didn't trust me very much, and added a warning: "Don't sneak in again!"

I let out a cold snort from my nasal cavity, "Who cares? No more, I have already seen what I should see, so there is no need to watch it a second time."

"...So, quickly forget what you saw!" Moss head became angry from embarrassment.

"Why? It's not shameful. To be honest, the size is much better than I imagined..."

I originally wanted to tease him and observe his reaction by the way, but I still lack some life experience, so the more I said this kind of shameful words, the more I whispered, and finally I blushed.

"...Then thank you so much for your compliment!" Sauron, who had already put on his clothes, shivered and growled shyly.

I waved my hand pretending to be calm, and after being misunderstood by Mihawk, I suddenly became calm after seeing through the world, "It's nothing, didn't you see my body too, what do you think?"

"The ghost saw it!"

"I'm not honest." I shrugged, took off the towel on my body, and changed back into a spider the moment he covered his eyes, "Let's go."

"No delivery."

The moment I stepped out of the bathroom door, I hesitated for a moment, then turned around and said to him: "Roronoa, I'm sorry for what happened before. I just realized now that you're not a bad person."

Recalling his black and red face when he frowned and shy just now, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth, and even my mood improved inexplicably.

"Goodbye by fate."

Leaving this sentence behind, I left quickly without waiting for his response, and walked past Mihawk, who was forcibly stopped by Perona and standing outside the door listening to the excitement, without looking away, and climbed down the stairs with spider legs. , back to his bedroom.

It's hard to stay here, don't look at the two of them seeming to have solved the problem just now, it will definitely be embarrassing to wake up tomorrow morning.

I seriously suspect that after being brainwashed by that stimulating picture, as long as I see any green things again, I will think of Sauron's green head, and what I accidentally saw, the bottom...

cough cough.

It's better to leave and change your mood, anyway, Mihawk probably won't marry me.

The author has something to say: I have really let myself go...

Hard or not, guess for yourself? 【Dian smoking

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