[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

My attention to Roronoa Sauron started from that day.Well, maybe it started a long time ago, I just didn't realize it myself.

"Are you here again?" At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Moss Head, who was striding in the room while lifting weights, noticed the movement and looked towards the door.

When I was discovered, I froze immediately, raised my head, and blinked my eight big eyes at the same time, trying to be cute.

"Hey, why do you come to my room every night? Is it because I have light here?" He looked at the electric light on the ceiling and frowned wonderingly: "By the way, aren't creatures like spiders afraid of light..."

It's surprisingly common sense.It's a pity that I'm still a human being after all, even if my habits mostly follow the spider after transformation, I won't be hindered by a little light.

I just want to see how far he can fight.

Today is the seventh night that I have sneaked into Sauron's room. At first, I really just wanted to scare him. Later, I got nothing to do with stealing chickens. I was so ashamed after seeing my 'body' that I went back to my room. Then he covered himself in the quilt, gritted his teeth and swore that the revenge would come back the next day.

As for how to retaliate, I probably planned like this.

Although he didn't know that I was the spider who was always spying on him, but anyway, it was a fact that he was seen.Spiders also have the right to privacy. Not wearing clothes does not mean that they can look at them casually. In this case, for the sake of fairness, I only have———

Look back.

That's right, I just intend to see his naked body back.Hot eyes are hot eyes. After all, one day after my identity is exposed, in order not to embarrass myself alone, I can also bluntly say: It’s okay, anyway, we are even.

As for whether this will make things more embarrassing, it is out of my consideration.Embarrassment for two is better than embarrassment for one.

I thought so.

So, it's not really that I'm interested in his bronzed flesh, I'm just serious about getting my revenge.

But why does this guy take a bath so late, I have been waiting for him to exercise and fell asleep several times, and he is still doing push-ups after waking up after taking a nap.

I must not fall asleep again today!I swear to myself, the eight feet gripped the ceiling a little more tightly.

I don't know how long it took, but when Sauron put down the huge dumbbell, the sky outside was already getting bright.The clothes on his body were already soaked, and he took a towel to wipe off the sweat from his forehead, and pulled the hem of the clothes up with both hands, revealing his broad chest and well-defined eight-pack abs.

To be honest, he has a great figure, but in front of me who has thousands of younger brothers and even witnessed them running naked under the scorching sun, I just looked at him indifferently and focused on the big scar on his chest. After staying there for a while, she calmed down and quietly followed him along the wall to the bathroom.

The moment he stepped out of the bathroom door with his front legs, Roronoa Zoro noticed me when the door was closed, and met my eight eyes.

"... Is there something wrong with this spider?" He showed a very puzzled expression, and threw me out with a dark face, "Hey, come in carefully, I will kill you."

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with a bang.

...another day of failure.

...

The next morning, when the four of us had breakfast around the dining table, Sauron, who gulped down a whole glass of milk, looked at me, who was wearing big panda eyes due to lack of sleep, and complained, "Scythe girl, you have a lot of spiders here. ? How can I meet every day?"

I didn't expect him to mention this in public. After being startled, he pretended to smile calmly, "The castle is so big and it's been abandoned for so long. It's normal for some small animals."

"Really?" Sauron crossed his arms and thought.

"If you don't like it, you can go camping."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, just stay here." He waved his hand, put down the plate, picked up the knife, and went out again.

After he left, Perona and Mihawk, who were silent on the side, looked at me at the same time.

I was so stared at by them, my face was invisible, I drank the lipstick tea and said: "What's wrong?"

Perona's round and big eyes stared at me curiously, gossiping: "Well, the spider that the green algae head mentioned just now..."

"It's not me!" I retorted immediately, feeling that my reaction was too strong, I brushed my hair and cleared my throat, "Ahem, I mean, I don't know what he's talking about."

"...It's suspicious." Perona played with her long pink hair and muttered with her mouth pouted. I gave her a vicious look, her expression changed, and she floated back into the room.

Only Mihawk and I were left in the huge living room.I braced my chin and looked at the picture of him reading quietly with his legs crossed, and suddenly realized that it seemed like it had been a while since I had seen him so carefully.

Obviously not long ago, all the attention was still on him.

I shook the juice in the goblet, took a sip, and put it down.

Don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

"Isa." Mihawk said suddenly.

"Ok?"

"Didn't you sleep well?" Looking at my obvious dark circles, "Pay attention to rest and go to bed early."

I opened my mouth, but before I could reply, he had already put the used tableware into the sink, dried his hands and left.

I was left alone at the dining table to meditate.

Did you sneak away to see Sauron every night, did you expose it?

...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!It doesn't matter, tonight is the last time, if this time I can't see his naked body back as I wish...

I'll admit it.Get rid of him early, never see each other for the rest of my life, and don't let him know that I'm the spider that he turned over and saw all the private parts.

In the evening, after dinner, Sauron and Mihawk just went out to the cemetery to practice swordsmanship.Perona followed along when she had nothing to do. After washing the dishes, I quietly walked around the castle, making sure no one was home at this time, and sneaked into Sauron's room.

In order not to be noticed by him, I ignored the usually old bedroom ceiling and climbed directly into the bathroom.

Where should I hide it?I looked left and right, hesitating over the shower and soap stand.

The bathtub is against the wall, tiled on the left and covered by a shower curtain on the right.In a square space, except for hiding in a high place, any other place may be splashed by bath water.

Thinking about that guy's stinky sweat after training, how disgusting it must be... No, no, no, no, I must find a place where I can see everything clearly without being splashed.

I chose the top of the shower, climbed up and found that the location was just right, it was simply a VIP viewing seat.

Ah bah, what a VIP, how could that moss head get so much face.

Yisha, you have to be strong and endure humiliation.Since he has seen all of you, there is nothing you can do about it, you can't just let him take advantage of you, right?

I took two more deep breaths, and after forcibly calming down, I lay quietly on the shower.

At about ten o'clock Sauron returned.He came to the bathroom to wash his face first, because I couldn't see him through the shower curtain, so I just held my breath and waited quietly.

As usual, Zoro didn't take a shower right away, but walked out of the bathroom, and continued to do his daily physical training on the floor.After this period of observation, I know that his schedule, the number of push-ups, squats and weightlifting varies according to the situation, but generally not less than 10000 times.

There is still waiting, I yawned, and planned to squint for a while.

...

I was woken up by the sound of splashing water.Opening his hazy eight eyes, he happened to see the man's wet short hair and the back of his slender neck.

scare?

It took a second to recall the cause of the incident, and I collected myself, crawled to the front of the shower lightly, and stretched out my head to look down.

———Mistake.The mist was too thick to see clearly.

In other words, how can the water mist be so big? Is this guy's skin made of iron?Wash directly with boiling water?

I complained angrily, and had no choice but to go a little further. Unexpectedly, this shower has been around for some years, and the water sprinkled out is not even at all, and there is even a small stream of water spraying upwards.

...I, who was scalded to the fur by the boiling water, couldn't hold back and screamed.

"Who?!"

Zoro, who was washing his hair, turned around, looked up, and immediately found me who was shrinking back.

One person and one spider met each other in the bathroom filled with the fragrance of shower gel. He twitched the corners of his mouth, and he didn't know whether he was talking to me or talking to himself: "Why are there spiders everywhere? Hey, are you What are you doing here, do you want to be washed down the sewer?"

sewer?

I was horrified to discover how dangerous my actions were.If it is washed into the sewer, it will be over. There is only one house in the entire Kraigana Island, and being washed into the sewer means...

will be washed directly into the sea.

Fruit ability user + the sea = death.

I shook my head hastily.

Seeing my movements, Sauron was obviously taken aback: "You actually shook your head...Why, you can also understand human speech?"

also?Oh, it's because I'm getting smaller today, didn't he realize that I'm the spider who's been peeping at him before?

"It's really troublesome. Although I'm not a good person, I never kill innocent people indiscriminately. Hey, it's dangerous for you to stay there. Don't move. I'll get you down." As he said, his hand still covered in foam was about to come catch me.

I froze on the shower head and hesitated whether to let him touch me. It would be bad if I bumped into something that shouldn't be touched again.But he didn't give me time to think, his wet fingers directly grabbed me from the shower and put it in his palm.

He pulled back the shower curtain and tried to throw me out.But……

The moment I was rushed into the bathtub, my short life flashed through my mind.From being bullied, to growing up, to bullying others.The sum of the experience of these stages only took less than a second.

And for the remaining few seconds, only a few big bold words flashed through my mind——

Roronoa Sauron, you idiot! ! !Can't you just wash the water and foam off your palm before you catch me?I slipped down ah ah ah ah

The author has something to say: Go to hell with logic, I have let myself go...

Seeing that everyone is wondering if it is a double arrow... Uh, let me reveal... It is not in the early stage, but it will be in the later stage.

But it’s not considered a woman chasing a man. Anyway, the process is complicated, let me show it to you slowly...

Thank you, I am the river god Ah Zhe's nutrient solution~