[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

After reading the report and seeing that his captain was fine, Sauron was relieved at first, then he focused his eyes and found clues in the photo.

"3D2Y?" He pointed to the tattoo on the Straw Hat kid's arm, "What does it mean?"

Perona and I leaned over to take a look, shaking our heads, "I don't know."

"It must be something interesting, what message does Luffy want to convey." Sauron frowned.

…………is that so?

I yawned and had no time to accompany them to decipher. I forcibly dragged two baboons away to go back to work in the vegetable garden. When I turned around, he stopped me: "Hey, thank you!"

He shook the newspaper in his hand.

I paused and ignored him. Instead, I said to Perona who was floating in the air: "I'll give you half an hour to rest. When the time is up, I'll come back and continue carrying water. Do you understand?"

Perona pursed her lips and said, "Got it, woo woo woo..."

"And you, Moss Head." I turned my face halfway and said to him, "Since you know that Straw Hat Luffy is fine, don't worry about it all day long. Practice hard, I'm still waiting for you to defeat me."

His face changed, "It's long-winded!"

...

A few days later, while the baboons helped clean up the vegetable garden, I greeted Mihawk, took out the hidden key from the dresser drawer, and prepared to go to sea.

The captains of other families know how to send messages to their companions through exposure. Even if I will probably be scolded bloody by Erdenia after I go back, I still plan to go back to the Red Slash.

Always find something to do for those younger brothers who have no goals in life.The bounty offered by their boss has increased again, what if the marines run to trouble them when they have nothing to do?Although there are more than a dozen capable people on board, only the vice-captain Erdenia and the navigator Christana are the ones offering a reward of hundreds of millions. I'm afraid that if they encounter the three generals, they will only be beaten.

I witnessed the strength of the three generals with my own eyes in the Dingshang War, but I didn't say anything, but I was always worried in my heart.

After I went back, I took care of things and gave my younger brothers an order not to cause trouble in a short period of time. I didn’t forget to bring the scythe that was inconvenient to carry before, and looked at Erdenia’s cold eyes with my head shrunk and guilt. Say goodbye to them.

"How about I formally promote you to be the captain of the Red Zan?" I cautiously suggested to the blond-haired man frowning dissatisfiedly in front of me, that is, my family's perfect vice-captain Erdenia, who can do everything.

He creaked his fingers, "Isn't I already the captain? Push everything to me..."

"Well, who told me to save your life..." I showed my eight white teeth brilliantly.

He wanted to say something else, but when his blue eyes saw that I had already packed my luggage, he finally just sighed: "Forget it, go do what you want to do, the establishment of the pirate group was originally my proposal ... Yisha, you should live more freely and don't be bound by us."

He gave me a deep look and assured, "I'll take care of them."

"Well, I believe you."

...

Returning to Krajgana Island again, it has been more than two months since I went out.

I don't know what happened to that stubborn moss head?I brought back the black scythe specially for him. According to my estimation, it won't be long before he defeats the baboon. Don't realize that I don't even have a handy weapon when it's time to fight.

After all, people still want face.Huge poisonous spiders or something, if you can not change your body, you will not change your body.Judging from the way he was about to swim out to sea, he knew that this guy must have never eaten a devil fruit.

In the case of not mastering domineering, the fruit capable person has an absolute advantage, not to mention my spider fruit is a rare ancient species.

I don't want to take advantage of him, I'll fight in close combat. Anyway, I mastered the kung fu of using a sickle in the battle with the world's number one swordsman, Mihawk, and it's not bad.

So, with a hint of curiosity and expectation, I didn't even go back to the castle, and went directly to the place where Sauron often practiced swords—the cemetery of the ruins of the Kingdom of Sizkeal.

Then I met Mihawk who was teaching Sauron swordsmanship and how to cover the armed domineering arrogance with the blade.

He happened to be facing me, his golden eyes didn't show any emotion when he saw me appear, he continued to lower his head and explain to Roronoa Zoro.

How familiar and familiar this scene is to my eyes—except that the picture of Perona sitting leisurely on the tombstone drinking is a bit inconsistent, isn’t it the same as when Mihawk taught me how to use domineering !

I've only been away for two months, and he couldn't wait to accept an apprentice?Or is it that Roronoa Sauron who wants to defeat me and then kill him who has proved that he is the number one swordsman in the world?

I think Mihawk is probably out of his mind.

The scene of their master-student love is too dazzling in my eyes.I didn't get attention from Mihawk for too long, I was furious, clenched the black scythe in my hand, and approached Sauron step by step with a gloomy face.I held my breath, and my steps were very light. It is impossible for people without knowledge and domineering to spot me, but the moment I raised the scythe, Roronoa Sauron let out a sneer, and swung the demon knife with his left hand. come over.

The blade of the demon knife collided with the black sickle, making a harsh and sharp sound. He turned his head, and the three golden drop-shaped earrings on his left ear shook, grinning evilly, and said with a smile: "You want to sneak attack me? You are too early Ten years."

"Knowledgeable?" I took two steps back and looked at Mihawk calmly. The latter didn't answer my question, turned around and walked to a big rock and sat down.

I don't know whether Sauron's knowledge-colored arrogance has always been there or he has practiced it in the two months since I left, but what is certain is that he has not yet learned the armed-colored arrogance, because the weapon that exudes evil aura The demon knife is still white.

And my black sickle is pure black.

Many people don't know that the color of the black sickle is actually deep red.It is a weapon I found in the underground warehouse of the ruins castle of the Sizkeal Kingdom. Because the ground is damp and it has not been used for many years, a thin layer of red rust has grown.At that time, Mihawk, who was going to train me in melee combat, asked me to choose one of all weapons at random, and I took a fancy to it at a glance.

It itself is red, so it can turn black, naturally because of my armed color domineering.Mihawk said that as long as the right method is used, any knife can become a black knife.So I used the right method and turned the red sickle into a black sickle.

A demon sword without any protection collided with a sickle covered with armed domineering, and the outcome had already been announced.

At the moment when my scythe hooked his neck, Roronoa Sauron's eyes were still full of disbelief, and he bit his mouth firmly. The simple and simple shape of the knife had a white handle and scabbard.

It seems to be angry, and it seems to be unwilling.

He stared at me fiercely like a wild animal, but he didn't know that my current situation was terrible.

too strong.If he hadn't protected himself with armed domineering, otherwise, with his fierce slash, not to mention cutting me in half, I would have been seriously injured.

In this way, my abdomen was also scratched.

He couldn't even beat baboons two months ago, how did he grow to this level in such a short period of time?

I suddenly seemed to understand why I never accepted apprentices. Except for the few years when I was entangled, Mihawk, who had always been a loner, would personally teach him swordsmanship.

If things go on like this, this man with a ferocious face, beast-like eyes, and an unusually hearty smile is destined to be extraordinary in the near future.

...

Dinner was cooked by Mihawk.It's very simple, a few pieces of bread, a pot of stewed potatoes, and a large bottle of red wine.

In addition to not allowing the injured Sauron to drink as usual, Mihawk actually snatched my wine glass today, and said lightly: "You also need to recuperate."

"I didn't get hurt by that moss head!" I said bravely.

"Yeah, that's not what your clothes say."

I looked down and blushed immediately.Ahhh, I just changed my clothes and tied a bandage, why is it red again!

"Hee hee hee." Perona snickered from the side, and drank some red wine at me apprehensively.

... This guy, I've only been away for two months, she must have become too courageous!Wait, why is the red wine she drank different from ours?

I put down the tableware and ran to the wine cellar to have a look. The bottles I brewed myself were almost gone!

"Mihawk, you're too used to her!" I pointed to the lighter red wine in Perona's hand, "I worked so hard to make it for you!"

Mihawk looked up, and when he saw the light red liquid in the wine glass, the corners of his mouth were obviously pulled down, and he said in disgust: "I don't like that taste. It's too sweet."

Perona next to her held her face and smiled, "People like sweet ones, and they taste just right~~"

Mihawk nodded and turned to me: "As you can see, she is annoying, so I let her drink."

"It's because you don't want to drink, so you asked her to help you solve it? My God, you want to piss me off!"

I sat down angrily, frantically put the tasteless stewed potatoes into my mouth, and looked at the moss head on the other side of the table, getting more and more upset.

"Eat, eat, eat, you two don't do shit all day, you just know how to eat, who gave you face!" I stood up and snatched Sauron's plate, and unceremoniously drove the remaining potatoes into my own On the dinner plate, he said convincingly: "I planted these potatoes, so let's eat them for nothing, and I don't know how to say thank you..."

"Hey, sickle girl, give me back the potatoes, I haven't eaten all day!" Sauron shouted holding up his fork.

I refused, so I took the remaining two pieces of bread from the table and stuffed them into my mouth.

"...This is too much!" Sauron expressed shock at my shamelessness.

I chewed the bread in my mouth desperately, unable to make a sound, and stared at him with wide eyes.

"...Forget it, it's just a plate of potatoes, who cares about eating it." After speaking, he got up and went upstairs disdainfully.

I:"&#%…@!*&"

Too much stuff in my mouth, I can't speak.

Mihawk was flipping through the book, seeing my annoyed look, he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Oh, it's rare to see you like this."

I swallowed the bread, took a big sip of water from the water glass, tapped my choked chest, and complained: "I've never seen this kind of person! Mihawk, why did you accept him as an apprentice? He also said before If you want to take your head, it’s not raising tigers.”

Mihawk looked enigmatically at the stairs where Sauron disappeared, but did not answer.

It’s fine if I don’t answer. I’ll go to Perona and ask Perona after I recover from my injury in two days.

...

Back in the room, I took a shower and wiped the wounds that had begun to heal in front of the mirror.Animal-type ability users have amazing self-healing abilities after awakening. The slash a few hours ago has healed a lot, except for a not-so-deep knife mark. .

Just get some sleep.

I climb into bed and turn off the lights.

……Maybe because I just ate too much, I tossed and turned in bed, and it was difficult to fall asleep.Turning on the desk lamp and looking at the wall clock on the wall, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

My stomach was still uncomfortable, and I turned it around a few more times, but found it was still useless. I yawned and got out of bed, planning to walk around the castle to digest my food.

After walking, I somehow came to the outside of Sauron's room on the third floor.I didn't notice it at first, and I realized it when I saw the light coming from the crack of the door in the dark corridor. I hurriedly stopped my feet and prepared to go back to the room.

But just took two steps, and was not reconciled.This guy is as annoying as ever today, or... turn into a spider to scare him?Anyway, I have never exposed myself as a fruit-capable person in front of that. When I thought that a man with a resolute appearance might be afraid of arthropods like spiders, I thought to myself about the expression he might show. Transformed without hesitation.

In order to scare him, I first changed to a size of 5 centimeters, and only after I slipped through the door smoothly did I change to a size of 10 centimeters.A spider of this size was already considered large among ordinary spiders, and with the addition of eight thin long legs, it was as long as 30 centimeters.

No matter how manly a man is, he has his weaknesses. After staying at sea for a long time, I have met many opponents who started to be aggressive, but were frightened and their legs went limp immediately after I transformed.

Under the warm yellow light, Roronoa Zoro was wearing a bandage and dark green trousers, doing one-handed push-ups on the floor.

"1923, 1924..."

I was taken aback by his will to continue exercising even though he was seriously injured. I temporarily forgot my original intention to scare people, and quietly lay on the ceiling and stared at him.

After finishing 2000 one-handed push-ups, Sauron did not change his face, and started again after changing his hand for support.

Made another 2000.

Should it be over now?I secretly guessed, but he just took a breath, turned his eyes to the 100kg dumbbell beside him, and started to squat with the dumbbell again.

... This time I squatted 5000 times.

Because I was lying on top of him, I could just see the top of his light green head, and the beads of sweat flowing from his forehead down his face to his neck.Sweat soaked through the bandage on his chest, but he ignored it, gritted his teeth and continued to hold on.

My heart is shocked.I knew he was working hard during the day, but I didn't know he was working so hard at night.Such a hard-working man is undoubtedly very attractive, and my opinion of him suddenly eased a lot, and I even began to understand why Mihawk valued him so much.

He paid much more than others.

I can beat him today only because I learned how to use domineering earlier than him. One day, when he learns how to use domineering...

No, maybe in less than a month, I will have to hand over my precious little speedboat.

I swallowed, because my injured body was a little tired after lying on the ceiling for too long, and I accidentally fell down, just falling into his sweat-drenched short hair.

"Spider?" Sauron put down the dumbbell, grabbed me from the top of my head, and was taken aback for a moment. When he met my eight compound eyes, he didn't show the expression of fear I expected. Instead, he was puzzled, "When did you sneak in, just now?" Are you not there?"

I:"…………"

"Forget it, stay away, you will get hurt if you get too close to me." He gently put me down, turned around and went to get his dumbbell again.

Suddenly, when he stretched out his hand, he found blood stains on his palm. He realized something and looked at me who was crawling out: "Hey, are you injured?"

He didn't expect a spider to answer him, he put down the dumbbell and walked over, bent down and grabbed me back, turned over and put it on the palm of his hand to observe carefully.

I, who was forced to stand on my back with my belly up: ...

Where the hell is he looking?Even if it's a spider, I'm a female, okay?After transforming, she was completely naked!

My face became hot immediately, and if he looked carefully, he might be able to see two strange blushes from under the fluff and barbs on my face.

But as long as he was an ordinary person, he wouldn't observe the expression of a spider so carefully, so he didn't notice it.Of course, I seriously doubt that according to his IQ, even if he finds out, he won't think of going elsewhere.

"It's really hurt, there is a gash in your stomach. It seems that you are not having an easy time." He sighed and put me on the bed, "You stay here and wait."

Then he turned around and squatted down on the ground. He didn't know what to fiddle with. After a minute, he took out the black bottle, scratched his hair and said, "I didn't find the medicine, so I'll rub some of this for you, and I'll make it up."

I looked at the red wine in his hand in horror, brother?Isn't that the case with alcohol disinfection?Also, where did you steal my bootleg red wine, bastard! ! !

Seeing that he bit off the cork and was about to pour the red wine on me, I quickly turned over, sprayed out spider webs and ran to the ceiling, and opened my mouth wide to show my sharp fangs as a warning.

He didn't feel scared when he saw my gloomy fangs, but he gave an 'oh' with interest, raised the corner of his mouth, picked up the demon knife on the bed, pointed at me and said: "It seems that you want to be with me!" Shall I fight? Come on."

The pain of being cut by the demon knife is still fresh in my memory, because the wound has not healed at all!I'm so pitiful, he still wants to strike again?

I, who has always been fearless, looked at the reflective blade in front of me, and was scared.

"What kind of expression do you have? Can you really understand me?" Sauron was a little surprised, raised his head and shouted to me: "Hey, spider, come down, I won't do anything to you."

But you just wanted to smear red wine on my wound!

I looked at him with teary eyes, and the eight single eyes expressed the same meaning at the same time-no need.

It's a pity that he didn't understand what I meant. Seeing that I was not moving, he directly took me down with the back of a knife, but this time he didn't mention the matter of disinfecting my wound. He grabbed my body and walked to the door, opened the door Throw me out.

"Since you can understand the words, then don't come in again." He glanced at me condescendingly, and said contemptuously: "Although the size is much smaller than those strange animals I have met, but one can only listen The feeling of a spider who understands being in the room is also..."

"Disgusting enough."

………… Damn, what nonsense are you talking about!

The author has something to say: Thank you Arusan for the nutrient solution!

But I'm so sad, school starts tomorrow, and I'm so tired that I don't want to code...