[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Three bowls of rice, four bowls of soup, plus a whole roasted rabbit.

After Roronoa Sauron came downstairs with a stinky face, he was not polite at all. He ate up all the food on the table in twos and twos, and burped in satisfaction, and said to me: "I can't tell, You have such a bad personality, your skills are not good enough."

I:"…………"

In this regard, Mihawk and Perona did not express anything.They had already finished eating while I was going upstairs, one was reading a book, the other stared at us playing with a lollipop in his mouth, and smiled boldly when he saw my bad face.

"Snapped!"

I slammed it on the table, and the strong vibration caused the tableware on the tablecloth to be shaken into the air.

"What are you doing?" Zoro who was sitting across from me was taken aback.

I said with a sullen face, "I haven't eaten yet!"

He froze for a moment, twitched the corners of his mouth, and raised his voice: "Ah? Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Are you still blaming me...

very good.

I covered my face, my shoulders were trembling uncontrollably, and I shot a sharp look at the man who was picking out his ears through my fingers. I was about to get mad, but he caught me off guard.

"Well, I thought you had finished eating." He helplessly stroked the short green hair on the back of his head, and raised his chin at me, "I'm sorry."

……

Forget it, just treat him as a carefree character, after all not every man is as perfect as Mihawk.

I rolled my eyes and nodded slightly, accepting his apology.I'm also to blame, knowing that pirates generally have an astonishingly large appetite, but they still cook according to Mihawk's appetite, no wonder they are eaten to nothing.

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly began to worry about the output of the vegetable garden.I don't know how long it will take for this moss head to cultivate to the point where he can defeat me. If he still can't do it, do I have to raise him for the rest of his life?

I silently glanced at Mihawk who was drinking black tea quietly, and I regretted it.

The dinghy should have been loaned out.

But it’s not in my character to take it back after I’ve let it go.

...

Since these two dinner guests showed up uninvited, the two-person world I had imagined with Mihawk had changed dramatically.

The previous morning was———

[Mihawk, breakfast is ready (＾U＾)ノ~]

Or I can act like a baby when I am lazy, [Mihawk, I want to eat sun eggs in the morning~]

And now...

"Fuck, Roronoa Sauron, can you eat a little less? Are you ready to let Mihawk get up to drink the Northwest Wind after you eat?" I patted him and stretched out his sinful finger towards the last piece of bread on the dinner plate. hand, cursed loudly.

"Women are really troublesome. If you don't eat, you will be long-winded, and if you eat, you will be long-winded..."

"Who made you so extreme! Either you don't eat for three days, or you eat for three days. How did you live on the Straw Hat Boy before? He doesn't care?"

"Who is as troublesome as you? And that guy Luffy eats more than me, okay?" Maybe it was because Luffy was mentioned in the topic, Zoro wiped his hands on the napkin casually, put his arms on After scabbard got up and left, needless to say, he knew where he was going.

Went to fight the baboons again.

Every day, every day, this guy is really poisonous, right? He is already injured all over his body, so why can't he wait for the injury to recover?

"If you're worried, you can go and have a look."

During my quarrel with Zoro, Mihawk, who had already gotten up and came to the restaurant to pour himself a glass of red wine, said while flipping through the book.

I turned my head, and couldn't believe my ears, "Ha, I'm worried about him? Is my majestic red sickle Yisha worried about him?"

I was almost laughed at by Mihawk, and I glanced at the goblet in his hand, even though I knew in my heart that I was going to try to keep a distance from him, my body still rushed over habitually and snatched his wine glass, " What kind of wine do you drink early in the morning? No drinking."

"...bring it."

"No."

Mihawk closed the book and looked up, my face flushed with anger was reflected in the psychedelic golden eyes at this time, with a big wave of his hand, he snatched the red wine before I could react.

"...I don't care about you anymore." Are all men not listening to persuasion like this?Looking at the empty hands, I murmured.

"random."

I stomped bitterly.

...

Days passed, and in order to repair the vegetable garden in the backyard, I worked hard every day to dig the soil, and very rudely pulled Perona over who was idle, and asked her to fetch water from the well for me.Then I felt that the coolies were not enough, so I went to the forest and caught three baboons to work together.

Mihawk came twice. He wanted to help, but I sent him back.Even though he still looks young, he has actually passed his 41st birthday this year.I don't care whether other people work at the age of 41, but I can't bear what he says.

I owe him my life, so what if I help him grow vegetables?In case I leave one day, he won't have nothing to eat...

In fact, I don't know how long I will stay in the ruins of the Sizkeal Kingdom.There will never be enough days with Mihawk, but at this time I have decided not to bother him anymore, and I can't always pester him like before I was a minor.

Besides, there are still a group of younger brothers waiting for me to go back at sea. After leaving for almost a month, Erdenia must have lost his temper.

Thinking about it this way, I shrugged a little again, and decided to hang on for a while, at least until the vegetable garden was repaired before making any plans to leave.

In this way, another two days passed, during which I changed my opinion of Perona, who had a princess temper but was unexpectedly very responsible, but I was still dissatisfied with Sauron, who didn’t work at all. When Mosshead, who was stubborn as hell, a big event happened on the island.

To say it was a major event was an exaggeration, but it was the delivery of the newspaper once a month.Thick sheets of newspaper fell from the sky and landed right in my vegetable garden.

There is really no entertainment in this place where the birds don't shit, and it is already an unexpected surprise to receive the newspaper.I patted the dirt on my hands, picked up the newspaper and opened it.

Uh (⊙﹏⊙)

Straw Hat Luffy?Snatched a warship and returned to Marlene Vandor after three weeks?

In the picture in the center of the newspaper, the straw hat boy Luffy closed his eyes, took off the straw hat on his head and put it on his chest, bowing his head to mourn the lives sacrificed in the war.I don't really understand why he did this, because going back to Marlene Vandor is too dangerous, why did he have to do it?

Could it be... Marco's news hasn't arrived yet, so he made a special trip back to see off his 'deceased' brother Ace?

I was taken aback by my own thoughts, and quickly shook my head, no, no, no, the report said that he was accompanied by the original One Piece, Sirbazz Raleigh, the Pluto on Gol D. Roger’s ship , Even if such big shots are present, they should have other intentions.

It's a pity that I'm not familiar with the Straw Hat Boys. After reading it, I flipped through it casually.

Well, a few new reward orders fell out from between the newspapers.

Pick it up and take a look, the first thing that catches your eyes is the face of straw hat Luffy with a silly smile.I glanced down, and was instantly taken aback by the huge amount.

4?My God, this guy's bounty has increased too fast!

Shocked, I turned back, and when I saw the next reward order, I was petrified.

Reward Order, Nedron D. Isha, DeadorAlive.

Five hundred and seventy million Baileys.

………………

What?

I rubbed my eyes vigorously, counted over and over again several times, yes, it is really 7000 million.

So, not only did they not give me the title of Qiwuhai, they also doubled my bounty to the original one?What did I do to make them do this to me?

Isn't it just that he ate the condemned prisoner who was going to be beheaded for public display, threw the hero Karp from a height of 100 meters, and sprayed the spider web all over his body?

——It seems that I have really done a lot of things.

I am desperate.

"Red Sickle, what are you doing standing there?" Perona staggered over with a large bucket of water, her big black eyes lit up the moment she saw the newspaper in my hand, "Wow the newspaper? Show me the paper." look~"

"Take it." I handed over the newspaper and silently put away the reward order for putting my transformed spider appearance on it.

Damn navy, a bunch of brainless idiots, can't they choose me in human form?

Hmph, wait, if one day I become Shichibukai, the first thing I will do is ask them to change a photo for me!

Perona didn't know why my face was livid. She took the newspaper and screamed when she saw the straw hat Luffy on the front page. Anger surged on her delicate face: "Ah, it's the villain who injured Lord Moriah!"

"...He also beat Moriah?" I was a little surprised, "Well done, Moriah just needs a beating."

Perona glanced at me resentfully, and the two little ghosts following her also looked at me resentfully, and I stared back.

"Anyway, let's show the report to Moss Head first. Isn't he thinking about his captain all day long and worrying about his safety?"

Perona nodded, "Then I'll send it to him?"

"Okay." I picked up the rake on the ground, put it down after thinking about it, and untied the apron I wore to keep my clothes from getting dirty, "I'll go too."

"Huh?" Perona tilted her head strangely when she saw that I followed him intentionally, "Aren't you upset when you see him?"

"Isn't this just a coincidence." I pointed to the vegetable garden that took several weeks to restore less than half, and gritted my teeth: "That guy attracted all the baboons, and I caught two here, yes It's time to go to him and grab some coolies. If I continue to do this, my hands will get callused!"

Perona said cautiously: "Can you catch one more? They don't want to carry water anymore..."

I raised my hand and patted her head, "No way."

"Bad guy! I hate it!" she cried loudly, "Master Moria will not let others do these jobs. He will give me beautiful clothes and cute plush toys, so that I won't be like you. God made me do what these scumbags do! Huh, devil!" She made a face at me.

I calmly said, "You don't want the body you hid in the wardrobe in the third room from the left on the seventh floor of the castle?"

"........."

"Why are you still standing there, let's go." I turned around, "Put the newspaper away. I want to appreciate it and see what kind of expression my captain will show after he reports the report."

After all, with a serious look all day long, I'm bored to death.

The author has something to say: 23333

Marco did not forget to send a message to the straw hat, but the two were too far away and he was still on the way... So when the message arrived, Luffy had decided to practice for two years and conveyed the secret signal.

The memory chapter is coming to an end, about one or two more chapters, the timeline of this article is so messed up, can you still hold on...