[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Now that we are talking about that battle, I have to recall the cause and process of the incident.

The reason why I became Shichibukai was actually to replace Don Quixote Doflamingo.The big event that happened in Dressrosa at that time was a sensation in the whole New World. After I received the news, I couldn’t calm down for a long time. I just stared at the newspaper that defeated Doflamingo’s subordinates, the Don Quixote family. The highest cadre, that is, Zoro of Pika, who has the stone fruit ability, was in a daze.

In fact, there were not many reports about Sauron during that time.In a blink of an eye, the two have been separated for almost two years, and he also returned to the Chambord Islands where it all started to join the Straw Hat Boy as promised. After that, many things happened. As one of the supernovas, he naturally attracted the attention of many newspapers.

Really, terrible...

It has only been a few months since his comeback, and the reward amount has reached a height of 2000 million.

At that time, the sea was not very peaceful.After several members of King Shichibukai were removed in a short period of time, there was too much vacancy. In order to maintain the balance in the first half of the great route, the world government approached me.

Regardless of strength or bounty, he is one of the best candidates in the same class of pirates, not to mention the strong backing of Hawkeye Mihawk, plus the previous battle with the Whitebeard Pirates and the Whitebeard Pirates. The Straw Hat Pirates announced that they were in conflict. After careful consideration, the World Government chose to give me an olive branch, even though they were very upset about my eating the death row criminals.

Of course I accepted, being able to plunder legally and no longer being hunted down by the navy, no one would refuse such a good thing.

It's just that not long after becoming Shichibukai, and before they even had time to pay the payment, the government revealed their true purpose.

Let me, who is hostile to the Straw Hats, go to the new world with the G5 branch of the special department of the Navy, and capture the Big Mom family, one of the Four Emperors, and the Straw Hats who caused many problems in Wano Country, and bring them back to Marin Fan many?

I want to say no.

Not to mention the strength of the Straw Hats, just because there is Roronoa Zoro, I don't want to go there at all.

More than a year has passed, I managed to forcefully forget the scene at that time, and deliberately did not pay attention to him as a person, but he is so capable, one after another major events are published in the newspapers, it is difficult not to think of him.

Let's not talk about whether to fight or not, how should I face him at that time... I'm afraid that when I meet him, my eyes can't help looking at his lower body.

…………Why.

But I finally agreed.Just imagine, if I don't go, who will the world government send?

Pirate Queen Boa Hancock?Come on, her adultery with Straw Hat Luffy has been exposed in the Top War...

Joracle Mihok?This old man has always done whatever he wants, so it's no wonder he would obediently fight.What's more, although the navy doesn't know, Roronoa Sauron is his apprentice... Even though he has been looking forward to the day when he will really confront Sauron, it's still too early.

Bartholomew Xiong is no longer considered a person, and the newly appointed Shichibukai, Edward Weible, who claims to be Whitebeard II, seems to be fighting with Marco and the others, and the only thing left is...

Bucky the clown?God, that is a god-like figure!I have heard a lot of his deeds, not only the crew of the legendary One Piece Gore D. Roger, who is on an equal footing with the red-haired Shanks, one of the Four Emperors, but also said that he would kill him in the war on the top. White beard……

Although I was focused on Mihawk and saving Ace and didn't pay special attention to him at the time, I knew with my toes that Bucky the Clown must be a very powerful character. If he was really allowed to face off with the Straw Hat Boys...

Iron pill.

...or I will go.How can I say that I have a little friendship with Ace, and I don't really resent the straw hat Luffy who hit me at that time.Unlike me who has no ambitions, he has a bright future and is very likely to be the next One Piece. If Bucky the Clown goes to the new world because of my disapproval, it would be a pity that such a good seed was wiped out .

Well, it's not because I'm worried about that idiot Roronoa Zoro.

Sarah, now that the decision has been made, how will the specific plan be implemented?I heard that the G-5 branch of the Navy will go with me, including a lieutenant general and a colonel. No matter how I think about it, it is a headache.

You can't win if you win, you can only lose, but you can't lose too deliberately. If possible, I still want to try my best to keep the name of Qiwuhai, which I finally got. This is really a problem of the century.

I had no choice but to call Hancock, but not only did I not get any advice, but I was also severely warned.

[If Aijia finds out that you touched one of Luffy's hairs, Aijia will definitely kill you! ]

………Okay, at least it seems that I won’t fight Straw Hat Luffy anymore.What about the rest of the crew?

I held the straw hat group's bounty order and stroked my chin in thought. My eyes lingered on Sauron's photo for a long time, and then I went on to study the rest of their members.

The blond-haired man with loving eyes, the masked sniper king, the little thief cat, the devil's son, the robot... eh?What about skeletons and pets?It's too diverse.

Continue to have a headache.

Let's wait until we meet with the Navy's G-5 branch to see how it works.

Fortunately, things are going better than I imagined. The vice admiral of the G-5 branch is a middle-aged man named Smoker. He is tall and big, with short silver hair and a fierce Chinese face. He wears a goggle, and his usual weapon is Hailoushi Shishou.

After meeting him, his first move was to arrest me, and I was controlled before I could react. It was a delicate-looking girl with glasses next to me who stopped me in time to save my dog's life.

Oh, this girl with glasses is the colonel of this branch, named Da Siqi, who is about the same age as me, looks very handsome, but has an unexpectedly stubborn temper.

After Smog directly announced that Monkey D. Luffy would be arrested by him in spite of my opinion, this cute girl let me take the Straw Hats to another force, the three-sword swordsman Roronoa. Sauron gave it to her.

When she said this, she inadvertently clenched the handle of the knife at her waist with her right hand, and her eyes under the lens were rather complicated.I blinked and blinked, secretly wondering when that mossy head provoked such a navy girl.

Seeing her insistence, okay, anyway, I don't want to fight Sauron yet.But is it really okay to leave it to the young colonel with such peace of mind?Not that I'm discriminating, but she really looks like——

Not that strong.

As far as I know, Roronoa Sauron seems to be able to cut women... At least he didn't seem to hesitate when he cut me.

However, the two were still unfamiliar at the time, and he was really anxious to save his own captain, so it was understandable to rob the ship, since it was not a fatal injury anyway.Thinking about it this way, I suddenly wondered if I were to fight against him again this time, would it be true in the light of the fact that we have been 'cohabiting' for a year?

Uh, it's better not to try it lightly, so as not to be hit when it happens.

Anyway, I managed to rendezvous with the G-5 branch and set off for Straw Hat Luffy on their warship.

Regarding this battle, I only brought my deputy captain Erdenia and the navigator Christana. The division of labor is roughly as follows:

Smoker fights Luffy, Tashki fights Zoro, I fight Blackfoot Sanji, Eldenia fights the sniper king, and Christana, whose fruit ability includes clone skills, will fight against Thieving Cat at the same time Nami and Nico Robin, the son of the devil, while the rest of the crew are in charge of marine soldiers.

I'm not very worried about Sauron - if he really loses to Dashiqi, then don't dream of defeating Mihawk and becoming the world's number one swordsman.As for Straw Hat Luffy...

I glanced at the smoke fruit ability user Smoker next to me, and secretly prayed that the God of Victory would stand on Luffy's side.

Erdenia and Christana know that I want to lose on purpose, so they don't express any opinion on it. If it goes well, they will communicate the plan to each other during the battle, so as to reduce unnecessary casualties.

I also gave Erdenia a few fragments of sea tower stones for him to secretly hand over to the sniper king during the battle. It was something I got from the captain of the navy who had been kidnapped. As long as the title of sniper king is worthy of its name, But the fight should end easily.

In order to monitor my every word and deed, the Navy secretly placed a bug on me, but missed the real executors of the plan, Erdenia and Christana.I deliberately didn't throw away the bug. It's better to say that it's just right. Acting has to be realistic.

The plan went smoothly. After finding the Straw Hats, Smoker was the first to entangle himself with Straw Hat Luffy. Zoro on the Sonny was obviously taken aback when he saw me in the navy pile. Tashiki pushed it over, and then used the spider silk to take the initiative to run to the position of Sanji the Blackfoot.

"(????)??Hi." I greeted him.

San Jishi was still vigilant, but his eyes turned into a huge heart the moment he saw me, and even the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground, stammering: "Mrs., so beautiful! This Miss!"

Me: "..." Dude, you're on the right track!

I just like people who are simple and straightforward, and who can be captured by my beauty. Almost thousands of younger brothers in my family were also willingly tricked by my appearance to work as coolies. If it weren’t for the bugs on their bodies, I would want to This powerful and good-looking gentleman snatched him over to be his crew member.I heard that he is still a chef, how wonderful.

But I couldn't do that, so I coughed twice, waved to him, and said seriously, "Come on."

"Come... what?" He seemed to have misunderstood something, and two nosebleeds flowed from his nostrils.

"Uh, what do you think is what it is?" I winked.

Just as he was about to get excited, Mosshead's manic voice came from beside him: "Hey you perverted cook, don't be fooled by this woman, she is a spider spirit! Speaking of Yisha, it's fine if the navy comes, why are you here?" Ah! Ah???"

I immediately stepped down and pointed my middle finger at him from afar, "Mind your own business, Mosshead! Hey, Da Siqi, what are you waiting for, cut him off!"

"Hey!" Sauron shouted after receiving Dashiqi's sword, and there was no more noise after that, because Dashiqi, who was ignored in the battle, was completely enraged.After all, she has the strength of a colonel. After getting along with her for half a month, I understand her overly serious character...

Well, although the meeting was still unpleasant, it was not too embarrassing.It's just that the Navy doesn't know if they will find out that I know Sauron?It should be fine, even if we guess that the two know each other, we can only infer from the conversation that we have a bad relationship...

Who would have thought that I had even seen his [beep—————]?

cough cough.

"Spider spirit?" After recalling Zoro's reminder, Sanji the Blackfoot froze for a moment, his eyes returned to normal as if he was thinking.Seeing that he was puzzled, he deliberately transformed into a half-beast form, his height increased a lot, his eyes became scarlet, and his sharp fangs were exposed.

Only then did he understand what it meant. I thought he would be just like ordinary people who couldn't accept the picture of a beautiful woman turning into a spider woman, but his eyes turned into love again half a second later: "Wow, that's not bad... ...it's so beautiful!"

Poof, another nosebleed.

Me: "..." The more I look at him, the cuter he is.

The author has something to say: No, no, Sanji just fell in love with beautiful women. He didn’t really fall in love with Isa.

It is said that this is the first time that Sauron called out the word 'Isha', but Yisha didn't notice it, and heard the word Spider Woman...【Wang Tian

...Hey, unexpectedly, after only half a chapter, it has reached the stage of memory killing again.What is the chaotic timeline of writing for the first time——Everyone hold on!Because there will be more confusion in the future!