[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

On the cliff by the sea, Straw Hat Luffy and Smoker fought inseparably; on the Sonny, Captain Dashki, who was also a swordsman, tried his best to defeat Sauron;

On the other side, Erdenia has successfully found the sniper king, and is dodging the opponent's novel plant attack while paying attention to his image; Christana, who received my order, also successfully trapped the little thief cat Nami as planned, and is Fight fiercely with Nico Robin, who came to the rescue with Huahua fruit ability.

The remaining members of the Straw Hat Pirates fought against hundreds of soldiers from the G-5 branch at the same time. Everyone's plans were going smoothly, but my side fell into a bitter battle.

Or the word bitterness should not be used, obviously there is only suffering and no war...

"Well, Mr. Sanji, please stop blindly dodging..." I really couldn't catch up with the long legs of the man in the suit in front of me, I bent down and kicked my knees for two breaths, wiped off my sweat and panted .

"I really can't do anything to such a beautiful young lady..." Sanji put his hands into his trouser pockets and looked up at the sky, stepping on the moon steps into the air.

"What kind of gentleman are you at this time! Come quickly!" I hurriedly urged, I didn't expect this person to be so inked, and I still have a bug on me, if I don't fight again, what if I am misunderstood? ?

Well, if I really misunderstood, it would make the Navy and the others attack me in a wrong way. No, I must find a way to make him attack me.

I changed from a half-beast form into a one-meter-high spider form, with eight red single eyes staring at him, "How about this? Can we start fighting?"

His expression changed, and under his smoky eyebrows, his eyes with big double eyelids looked at me carefully, and he still shook his head: "No, I still can't get off my feet."

...Why is it so difficult!

I stomped my feet in despair, "How on earth do you have to fight me?"

"Probably... there is no way." He took a puff of cigarette, and said vicissitudes of life: "I will never kick a woman." Then his voice turned too loudly, and he folded his hands in front of his chest, "Let alone you Such a beautiful lady, even if she turns into a spider, she still doesn't lose her charm—"

I twitched the corners of my mouth, no matter how much sincere praise I would get tired of hearing, let alone at such a critical moment.

Pia——

A strand of spider silk flew in front of him, Sanji leaped forward and flashed nimbly, and gave me a thumbs up after his feet landed, "NICE!"

...Stop praising your enemies!

I hold my forehead, normally, I don't mind sitting down and chatting, drinking, and talking about life with this special blond guy, but today I really can't do it!

This fight must be fought, the more intense the better, the more real the better.

I resorted to aggressive tactics: "Brother, if you don't beat me down, your captain will probably be captured by Smoker." I pointed to the sounds of fighting and collisions coming from the cliff in the distance, and reminded : "Smog is a person with the ability to smoke fruit...he can beat straw hats."

Naturally, Sanji knew it too. Judging from his expression, it seemed that this was not the first time he had met Smoker. He was obviously anxious, but he was still smoking, motionless, "I believe in Luffy."

I believe there is a ghost!

I pointed to Sauron who was fighting sword with Dashiqi, "Where is that? That moss head is also your companion, why don't you help him?"

Since I can't fight, I'd better let him go and fight with Franky, the reformed man behind him who is torturing our navy soldiers with blood.

Sanji glanced at the Sonny slowly, and calmly exhaled, "Oh, he, it's best to die. Come on, Miss Navy!"

"…………"you win.

I still didn’t believe it, so I changed back into a human form and stood on tiptoe to look left and right, and my eyes lit up, “Wow, the little thief cat and devil’s son on your ship were captured by my navigator!”

Actually no, Christana just used the fruit ability to lock the little thief cat Nami and Nicole Robin in the mirror.

With the fruit of the magic mirror, she can create a mirror clone. At the same time, she can also turn herself into a mirror, pulling the enemy into her stomach and imprisoning her.

The world in the mirror is absolutely safe, and I know very well that she must be explaining to Nami and Robin why our group will join forces with the Navy.

Logically speaking, I shouldn't let Sanji disturb her, but I really have nothing to do. If I continue to spend so much time and do nothing, the navy will definitely think that I have not contributed.

Sure enough, after discovering that his partner was imprisoned, Sanji frowned, pinched the cigarette out of his mouth, stepped into the air with his long legs, and rushed to the rescue without hesitation.

I breathed a sigh of relief, Christana will be fine, if Sanji really does not kick women as he said, then the innocent and cute little loli Christana will definitely not be attacked by him.

...Although she is actually 47 years old, it doesn't matter, you can't tell!

I raised my hand and wiped my face with the back of my hand, and was about to go play with the reformer Franky, but on the Sonny not far away, Dashiqi suddenly screamed.The steps I just took paused, and after three seconds of hesitation, I turned around and rushed over, hiding behind the mast and secretly looking at the situation in front of me.

On the Sonny, Da Siqi, who was wearing a light pink navy coat, knelt on the ground in a slightly embarrassed way, her right hand was still tightly holding the handle of Xiao Ye Shiyu's knife, her thin lips were tightly closed and drawn into a stiff arc, even The long black hair that was tied at the back of his head was loose and messy.

This is... lost?

Opposite Da Siqi, wearing a green robe and a dark red belt around his waist, Sauron held a knife in both hands. Seeing that Da Siqi had lost his sense of resistance, he took down the word "Hedao" between his teeth, and looked down at Da Siqi. , said in a flat tone: "Sorry, I still have something to do, so I don't have time to play with you."

After finishing speaking, put He Daoyi's text, Sandai Oni Tetsujing, and Heidao Qiushui back into the scabbard.

Desperately, Da Siqi bit her lips tightly, still unable to believe the fact that she was defeated, struggling to stand up again.

Sauron scratched his short hair helplessly, "Hey, stop standing up, I really don't have time to fight with you."

Da Siqi roared stubbornly, "Don't underestimate me!"

"Who underestimated you?"

"Then why did you use the back of the knife just now!" Her tears rolled in her eyes, "Is it still like the time in Rogge Town, and because I am a woman, I deliberately show mercy? I don't need it!"

"...You guys are too stubborn, aren't you?" Sauron was speechless.

…………

Wait a minute, this paragraph is a bit too informative, let me dig in a bit?

So, Dashiqi and Sauron knew each other before and fought against each other, but they were only female so Sauron didn't have the heart to take her life?

But today, just now when the two of them were fighting again, Sauron still showed mercy and only used the back of the knife in order not to hurt her?

... Is there an inexplicable fire!Why, why use the back of a knife to her, but to me?

Even though I have no grievances against Da Siqi, I still feel extremely unfair at this time.Cut, how did you cut me back then, don’t be soft-hearted if you change someone else, okay?Just because she looks innocent and cute?

I was so angry that I didn't know where to go, and accidentally made a noise, which attracted the attention of Zoro who had been vigilant.

"Who's there! Come out!"

I rolled my eyes in my heart, picked up the black scythe and appeared from behind the mast, "It's me."

"..."

He looked at me, speechless for a while, looked at each other for a while and then looked away, "Aren't you fighting with the perverted cook..."

"He ran to the hero to save the beauty."

When I said it briefly, I turned my eyes to Dashiqi who was still staring at Sauron. Her big beautiful eyes under her glasses were also surprised to see me, and then she frowned and said, "Red sickle, we have agreed, Luo Leave Ronoah Sauron to me, leave it alone!"

"I didn't think about it either. Didn't I hear you screaming like a pig just now, come over to check the situation..."

A drop of sweat dripped from the back of my head, and I pointed to her unscathed body, wondering: "It turned out that she was hit by the back of the knife? So where did it hurt, and she screamed so loudly—"

Da Siqi blushed when I told her, her body temperature rose rapidly, and the heat blurred her lenses.

Uh, the glasses are foggy and I can't see her face clearly, wow, are you so shy?

Why do women make things difficult for women, I just thought I was wrong, I will give her a step down, "It's okay, it hurts to be hit by the back of the knife, don't pay too much attention, I just owe nothing..." Don't cry Ah, then I really have no idea.

I winked at Sauron, [You hit me, please appease me!]

He glared at me, [Comfort, I didn't kill her, it's enough to appease her, but she wants to arrest me! ]

[But she has such a character, you can't win her, and you can't lose, what can I do?Hey, hurry up, I'm going to cry if I don't say anything else! ] I continue to wink.

Sauron glanced at Da Siqi, crossed his arms and turned his face away, [I don't care. ]

[………]

I glanced at him, and saw that he wanted to slip away and throw the mess to me. He dodged behind Da Siqi, and before she could react, he shot a hand knife at her neck, and then caught her and fell down. body, with light hands on the deck.

"...so ruthless?" Sauron complained.

I put down Da Siqi who had fainted, looked left and right, found someone's coat to cover her, stood up and shouted, "Okay Roronoa Zoro, you actually sneaked into our cute Colonel Da Siqi, she was just fighting for justice, what did she do wrong? It is unforgivable, today is your death day! I, Yisha of the red sickle, will never let you go!"

"???" Qing Moss was stunned by my sudden words, "What nonsense are you talking about, it's obviously you——"

I quickly glanced at the bug that was shining on the bottom of my trousers, and interrupted him: "Stop making excuses, you will pay for your actions! Take your life!"

Playing a full set, I transformed into a half-beast form, and my right hand turned into a sharp claw to attack him.

Sauron narrowly avoided my attack, stabilized his body and shouted furiously, "Hey, are you serious? Are you really joining forces with the Navy?"

I had a righteous look on my face: "That's right, since I am the Qibukai under the king, I naturally want to work for the navy. Besides, your Straw Hat Pirates are simply too lawless. I came here with the G-5 branch today to give You are sentenced to death!"

Did you hear me?Do you hear that old man who is listening at the Navy Headquarters at this moment?

There are really not many honest pirates like me, so when I fail and come back, please don't remove the title of Shichibukai that I finally got, okay?

The author has something to say: The next chapter is full of male protagonists, but the daily Kawen probably won't have anything today? See you later? ~

Thank you Lanlian Cheshui for the nutrient solution~~

Kristana's ability is also a mirror, but it is slightly different from Bree's, and the type of mirror is different. . .