[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

At noon, the sun was scorching.

After confirming that the bug received what I just said, I jumped up and down on the Sonny under the gaze of "Is there something wrong with you" from Zoro, deliberately making a sound like a fierce fight.

It's almost————

"duang!"

I kicked the wooden barrel not far away, and kicked the bug on the trousers to pieces.

"...Unexpectedly, less than two years have passed, and your mind has gone crazy." After a moment of silence, Sauron sighed pitifully.

Without the bug, I took a deep breath, and when I raised my breath, I wanted to start cursing, but I immediately thought of Da Siqi who was still lying on the deck, and I leaned over and kicked her lightly to make sure she wouldn't wake up immediately Then he turned around and said, "You're crazy, Moss Head!"

I took a look at his flirtatious attire up and down, glanced across his leather boots and robe, paused for a while at the green bellyband, and then met his eyes.

Strange, I didn't notice it just now, why did I look carefully and there was only one?

I rubbed my eyes and looked again, um, there was still only one.

uh... uh? !

"What happened to your left eye?"

Anyway, there was no one around, and the navy soldiers were all busy, so I leaned in front of Sauron, stood on tiptoe and carefully observed the scar on his eye, and was startled, "Who did it?"

Maybe it was because I got too close, a blush appeared on his face inexplicably, he kept his distance and took two steps back, "You don't care so much?"

...it was my fault for caring about him.

I took a deep breath and tried my best to suppress the anger in my heart. Forget it. If you don't say it, don't say it. Girl, I don't want to know yet.

I glared at him, decided to ignore him, and walked into their kitchen without any permission.

"What do you want?" He asked, leaning his back on the door frame.

I opened their refrigerator, took out a plate of chicken legs sealed with plastic wrap, opened it and put it in my mouth: "The food in the navy is terrible, I'm so hungry——"

"...So, wait, now is not the time to eat!" He complained while holding the sword.

I swallowed the meat in my mouth, gulped down another large glass of fruit juice, pouted and said, "Don't be so stingy, you have been eating and drinking for nothing at my house for so long, have I told you once?"

"Did you say less..."

"You'll die if you don't complain! You have a ferocious face, didn't you expect it to be the one responsible for complaining?" I shook my head, looking helpless.

Sauron covered his forehead with a headache, "What are you doing here, Yisha?"

The hand that was eating grapes stopped, I looked at him in surprise, and tilted my head in disbelief, "What did you call me?"

"Yisha, did I remember your name wrong?" He rolled his eyes and recalled.

"That's right... I'm just not used to it." I licked my lips, put down the fruit in my hand, propped my hand on the counter, sat up lightly and raised Erlang's legs, "You can actually call someone by name, Sauron-kun .”

I looked at him, "How are you doing?"

Without waiting for his response, I asked again, "How about Mihawk? And Perona, where is she now?"

Sauron didn't answer right away, he met my eyes and seemed to be wondering whether I really just wanted to chat with him, I was bored waiting, winked at him mischievously, and said with a smirk: "Don't be so nervous, you didn't read Did I destroy the bug just now? Don’t worry, I’m not here to catch you.”

"... your crew is now fighting my mates," he whispered.

I glanced at him, annoyed at his distrust: "Hey Mosshead, what on earth do you think of me? I'm just so untrustworthy in your eyes?"

He hesitated for a moment, and finally let go of the hand that had been holding the knife handle, "No, I don't understand what you're thinking."

"Inexplicably peeked at me taking a shower, and inexplicably left..." Speaking of this, he seemed a little embarrassed, his wheat-colored face flushed slightly, and lowered his voice: "Now he is inexplicably leading the navy to attack again, hello, you Can you explain it?"

"Is there anything to explain..." I muttered softly, jumped off the counter and walked in front of him, pointed at the tip of his nose, trying to scold something, but the words were on the verge of my mouth, and I swallowed them back.

"It's really stupid to die—" I looked helplessly at the sky, and I covered his mouth before he wanted to refute, "Forget it, let me explain to you why I appear here."

...

After listening to me for a long time, Sauron's expression changed again and again, and finally he asked in disbelief, "So you're just acting?"

"Bingo~" I nodded and patted his shoulder emotionally, "That's great, I'm afraid your IQ is too low to understand."

"..."

I spread my hands, "Erdonia and Christana should have settled the situation, and you already know the situation, the only thing that is not clear now is the straw hat Luffy, but it doesn't matter if he knows it or not." , anyway, it's Smoker who is fighting with him, and that guy really wants to arrest you."

"So what's the plan?"

"It's very simple, pretend to fight with you, and then accidentally lose. You can escape smoothly, and I can also deal with the government." I sighed, "Don't think that I want to do such a troublesome thing. If I don't agree, The World Government may not decide who to send over to catch you."

Sauron gave me a deep look.I was covered in hairs by him, goosebumps appeared on my arms, and I asked tremblingly, "What's wrong?"

He awkwardly looked away, and his voice was as hoarse and pleasant as ever, "Thank you."

"...It's nothing." I swallowed, lowered my head to cover my slightly hot cheeks, lowered my eyes and said, "Just treat it as a favor to you, after all, you showed me something good..."

It's really a good thing, just one glance, two years later, it's still clearly visible when you close your eyes.

He didn't expect me to mention this all of a sudden, he jumped up and said, "Hey!"

I was already immune to his Dongdong lion roar from time to time, and I was expressionless after finishing my mood, but suddenly there was a low-pitched inhalation sound from outside the kitchen. Dashiqi, who I stunned with a hand knife, is already showing signs of waking up.

"What should I do? She woke up too fast. Is it true that she is very stubborn..." I turned around anxiously, and suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, and asked Sauron next to me, "Can you act?"

"Huh?" He seemed not to hear clearly.

"I said, acting!"

And I can't kill Da Siqi. If something happens to her, Smoker will probably bloodbath the entire G-5 branch, and he won't let me, who came with them to attack the Straw Hat Boy, either.

"I do not know."

"No, I have to. If the navy finds out about my plan... I guess this time next year will be the day of my death." After I finished speaking, I turned into a half-beast with a sullen face. For a moment, he attacked Sauron.

It wasn't once or twice that the two fought. I knew his strength very well, so I didn't have any scruples. Every attack was a live ammunition, and it didn't look like a show at all.

"Red Sickle...?" Behind him, Da Siqi, who had fallen to the ground, adjusted his glasses and spoke uncertainly.

I sideways avoided Sauron's slash, and took the time to smile at her: "Da Siqi, run away, I will help you deal with this guy who sneaked up on you!"

She was stunned: "Sneak attack on me?"

I nodded, "Don't you remember, just now he ran over while we were talking and gave you a slap on the back of the neck with the back of the knife!"

Da Siqi touched the back of her neck, and she really felt pain, but felt that something was wrong, so she blinked stupidly.

Sauron, who was blamed for no reason, suddenly turned black, and I quickly gave him a look of "thank you, big brother".

Although it was only cut by Sauron with the back of a knife, no injuries can be seen from the outside, but a woman's body is always inferior to a man's. Da Siqi originally relied on skills rather than brute force, even though Sauron had shown mercy, the injury was severe. Still heavy.

But she was so stubborn, "No, I will help you!"

With a pale face, she stabbed the sword into the deck, gritted her teeth and stood up with strength.

No, sister, run away quickly, if you don't run away, I have to continue acting, I'm so tired!

I hurriedly said: "Don't be brave, Da Siqi, you go to the military doctor first!"

"No!" She walked over with a wobble, holding Xiao Ye Shiyu tightly.

Just when Sauron and I didn't know what to do, I suddenly felt a fiery gaze. I raised my head and looked into the distance, and Erdenia, who was standing on the top of the hill, made a gesture to me. Looking at the masked sniper king beside him, he bit his lip and nodded.

It's now!

"Roronoa Sauron, take my life!" I yelled fiercely, and my body began to change, and within a second, I turned into a huge spider.Sauron was startled, and took several steps back, holding the demon knife in his hand tightly while looking solemn.

The huge forelimbs rushed forward, and in the open mouth, the violent venom from the fangs fell on the deck drop by drop, melting into black and smoking holes.

And the moment I opened my mouth wide to swallow Sauron, a stone less than two centimeters wide hit my huge body, instantly forcing me back into a human form in spider form.

"Hailoushi?" Da Siqi, who had witnessed everything behind him, asked in surprise.

Blood dripped down my arm, I clutched my arm pierced by Hailoushi, my face was pale.

Zoro didn't understand what was going on, he frowned and looked in the direction I was looking at, and he was equally surprised: "Usopp?"

On the top of the hill, Usopp, wearing the mask of the sniper king, waved at him triumphantly, and beside him was my deputy captain, Erdenia, who was lying down and pretending to be dead.

Because my back was facing Da Siqi, although I couldn't remind him aloud, I could still give Sauron a look.

[Quick 'kill' me! ]

[ah?what are you talking about? ]

I stared at him with hatred, and stomped my feet anxiously, [Cut me! ]

[......]

He looked at Da Siqi who was observing everything behind me with a livid face, finally understood my intention, hesitated for a second, and said to me with his eyes: [Sorry, please bear with me. ]

[bring it on. ] I smiled at him.

On the deck, Sauron was in the cold, and the demon knife in his hand exuded an evil aura wantonly. He didn't need to use the arrogance of knowledge to feel the desire of the demon knife to cut me in two.

The knife rises, the knife falls, but he uses the back of the knife.

In fact, he didn't use any special force, at least compared with the previous few times, I released a lot of water, but I deliberately didn't protect myself with armed domineering in order to act realistically, and he slashed me hard. I haven't tasted the pain for a long time, and I clenched my teeth. Lips could not hold back the cry.

It's just that the nails on the ground were too hard and had sunk deeply into the floor.

After a while, the pain subsided slightly. I opened my eyes, recalled what Da Siqi had said before, and said with a sneer, "Can't bear to kill a woman? Or am I too beautiful, you can't bear to do it?"

Sauron didn't expect that I could still boast to myself at this time. Looking at me who fell to the ground, I took back the three generations of ghosts, and replied stiffly: "Whatever you think."

He clasped his hands, his eyes mixed with mixed emotions, and he seemed very dissatisfied that he cut me for acting in front of the navy.But I don't care, from this angle I can just see his jawline that is so tight, I don't know why, but my heart moves.

So hooked.

...?

I couldn't believe the thought that just flashed through my mind, felt the sight from Dashiqi behind me, licked my dry lips, and threatened in a low voice: "Let me go, you will regret it, I will Kill you, take the head of you and your captain to the Navy Headquarters to receive the reward."

Zoro knew that I was still acting, so he didn't want to say more, but forced himself a disdainful smile, turned and left.

Seeing this, Da Siqi wanted to chase after her, but I quickly grabbed her, "Red Sickle..."

I looked at her pitifully, delaying time and said: "Da Siqi, I was sent by the navy forcibly, you can't just leave me alone! Leave that guy alone, General Smoker will avenge us , instead of chasing him, why don't you take me to see a military doctor first? My arms and abdomen hurt so much..."

Da Siqi glanced in the direction where Sauron disappeared, looked down at me who was bleeding profusely, and nodded, "Okay, hold on, I'll take you right away!"

The author has something to say: According to Sauron's character, he should actually disdain acting, but the situation is too sudden and there is no way. If Yisha's plan is exposed, the end will probably be miserable.

So I didn't want to, but I did it anyway.He remembered that Yisha was in good health and could block his slash with a gun, but he didn't expect that Yisha didn't protect herself with armed domineering.