[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

This battle of half-truths and half-truths finally came to an end towards evening.

Smoker finally lost to Straw Hat Luffy, Dashiqi was seriously injured, and all the navy soldiers were also knocked down by the reformer Frankie, Brook the Soul King, and Tony Tony Chopper.

And the three-person group of the Red Slash Pirates led by me were also defeated. Among them, Erdenia and Christana only suffered some fake skin injuries that looked painful but were actually not serious. Poor, really had three ribs cut off.

Sure enough, in the situation where I can't transform, as long as I don't need to be armed with domineering, my body is a piece of scum——

Lying on Nami's bed, I looked at the ceiling above my head and sighed sadly.

...uh, why am I lying on Nami's bed?

It's a long story, but to make a long story short, on the way Dashiqi took me to the military doctor, I was cut off halfway by the black-footed Sanji who knew the plan, and stayed as a 'hostage', thus threatening the navy to retreat .

Otherwise, tear me up.

In fact, in my opinion, if I really get ripped off, most of the Navy Headquarters will be overjoyed, but even if they expect so much in their hearts, they still can't let the Straw Hats do this, after all, I still have Wang Xiaqi on my head The title of Wu Hai.

What happened really happened, the lips were dead and the teeth were cold, the remaining Qi Wuhai would definitely not sit idly by.

At least I don't think Mihawk and Hancock will. They are just like bean curds, so they must still care about me.

Hey.

The marines were badly wounded, even Smoker was no exception.After a long silence while biting his cigar, Smoker ordered to retreat with a gloomy face.

Erdenia and Kristana had already been taken over by the Navy's doctors, so I was the only one left in the Straw Hat Pirates as a hostage.After the navy left, the little thief cat Nami hurried to me and quickly untied me who was tied to the mast with a rag stuffed in my mouth.

"I'm sorry, I've wronged you so much!" Nami was extremely embarrassed, she had heard about the whole battle plan from Kristana, she didn't expect that I would be so loyal and take risks for them who had no friendship.

Sanji, who looked worried, also walked up to me, knelt down and handed me a glass of warm water: "Please drink, Miss Isa, you are so kind."

I glanced at him, took the water and gulped it down, made a pleasant sound, then touched my hungry stomach: "It's just a small matter, by the way, can you give me something to eat?"

"Of course, please wait later, I'll go get ready." Sanji stood up, put his hands in his trouser pockets and shouted at Zoro who was sitting beside him wiping his blade, "Hey Chlorella, if you're okay, come and accompany Miss Isa Let's chat!"

"Who wants to chat with her—" Sauron muttered, seeing that I was looking at him curiously with a water glass, showing a disgusted expression of 'really troublesome', but still scratched his face and came over bravely, Sitting cross-legged next to me, "Hey, are you okay? Why didn't you use domineering just now?"

"Because I want to act more realistically..."

"Are you stupid?" Sauron stretched out his hand and wanted to give me a chestnut on the head. Seeing me flinch, he held back his fist and said firmly, "I owe you this time. By the way, there is also the last time." Your brother who saved Luffy... thank you too."

yeah?It's been a long time, he's been very polite.

I waved my hand again, "It's easy to do, a hero doesn't mention his bravery, I——"

"Wow, it's really you, Spider Woman!"

A spirited male voice came from above, the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, who offered a reward of more than 15 billion to the supernova pirate Monkey. D. Luffy ran out from nowhere, and saw my eyes glowing on the deck, and my hands turned into The long piece of rubber grabbed the mast and jumped off, and fell in front of me with a whoosh.

"I heard from the man with wings that you saved Ace! Wahahahahaha, sorry, I thought you really ate him, are you okay? Or I'll let you call him back ?” He stretched out his face with a grin.

I hesitated for a while, and I really stretched out my hand to pinch his face, and found that it could be stretched like a rubber, and I was addicted to playing, "It's okay, those who don't know don't blame it. By the way, you are the one with wings. Say Marco?"

"Uh, it seems to be called this name, I forgot." He held down the straw hat and smiled.

On the side, the pet of the Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper rushed out when he saw Luffy appearing, waving his deer hooves wildly at him: "Luffy, your injury is not healed yet, go back to bed quickly! "

"Huh? I think I'm fine?" Luffy shook his arms twice, and everyone heard a 'creak' at the same time.

"...Wahhahahahahahaha, it hurts!"

"Go back to bed and rest!" the little thief cat Nami roared.

After Luffy returned, there was also a tempting aroma from the kitchen. I sniffed and couldn't help wiping the drool from the corner of my mouth.

"Isa-san, Nami-san, Robin-chan~ The meal is ready, let's eat~" Sanji poked his head out from the kitchen door.

Sauron got up when he heard the words, took two steps and saw that I was not moving, and turned around strangely: "Why don't you get up?"

I rolled my eyes in embarrassment, "Why don't you bring it to me?"

"Aha?"

He was about to complain, when he suddenly realized something, his expression changed: "Are you seriously injured?"

I nodded in embarrassment, "The arm is fine. It's just that a few ribs are probably broken... You're quite ruthless."

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Zoro immediately frowned, stepped into the kitchen in two or three steps, and carried Chopper out, "Chopper, show her."

Seeing my doubts, Sauron explained: "Chopper is a doctor."

doctor?

I was shocked and looked at the little guy who looked like a cute reindeer in front of me. I couldn't believe it: "Wow, it's amazing!"

"No way, no way it's very powerful~" Chopper swayed his body shyly, laughing so that all his facial features squeezed together. Two seconds later, he came back to his senses, immediately changed his expression, took out the medical kit and became serious, " Where is the injury, let me show you."

I pointed to my chest, "Here."

Seeing it holding a stethoscope, I looked down at my well-developed chest and asked, "Is it convenient? How about I take off my clothes and bra?"

Sauron next to him blushed immediately and turned around consciously.

Chopper is a doctor, so he didn't have any special reaction to my words, so he nodded and said yes.

Sauron couldn't stay still anymore when he heard that, he went directly to the kitchen door and guarded it, lest anyone come out and be seen.

Chopper listened to my chest and abdomen, then raised his little hoof and pressed on different places, took off the stethoscope and replied: "Three ribs are broken, I will give you some painkillers first, and then I will do the chest surgery." Strap it on. You probably won't be able to get out of bed for a few days."

That's it... I know this is necessary treatment, so I nodded cooperatively: "Okay, thank you, Doctor Xiaoluzi."

"No, you're welcome!" Chopper blushed shyly.

After taking the medicine that Chopper handed over, I don't know if it is a psychological effect, but the pain seems to have really decreased a little.Zoro waited for a while with his back to me, folded his arms and asked, "Hey, are you dressed yet?"

I was surprised: "It's already dressed."

"...Don't tell me sooner." He turned around, walked to me and squatted down, and hugged me horizontally under my blank gaze.

...Princess, princess hug?

I was stunned, because of this posture, my right ear happened to be close to his chest, and while touching his hard chest muscles, I could also hear his strong heartbeat, and suddenly my mouth became parched.

"You you you, what are you doing?"

Except for being hugged by Mihawk when I was a child, I have never been so close to any man. I struggled crazily and wanted to go on, but I pulled the wound too hard, and I gasped in pain: "Hiss——"

"Hey, don't move, you can't get up, I'll take you to dinner." Sauron hugged me and said impatiently, kicking open the kitchen door.

Several people who were eating a big meal looked at us at the same time.

Nami: "... eh?"

Usopp: "...Wow."

Nicole Robin: "...^_^"

Franky: "...super~"

Brooke: "... oh hehehe."

Sanji: "...You green-haired bastard, why did you take advantage of Isa-san? I'll kill you!"

Sauron glared at him, "She's hurt and can't stand up!"

Sanji withdrew his legs, stared at me who was uncomfortable being hugged by Sauron, took a puff of cigarette and asked, "Issa-san was injured? Chlorella, what did you do?"

Sauron clicked his tongue and couldn't answer, because...he did it.

I looked at Sauron who didn't want to say more, and then looked at Sanji who was fighting for me. Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, I quickly leaned out of Sauron's arms to smooth things over: "Stop arguing. Let me eat, I'm really hungry..."

Zoro and Sanji realized at the same time that I was still hungry, so let this matter go.On the side, the attentive Nicole Robin has already pulled out a chair for me by the dining table, signaling Sauron to put me down.

"Thank you."

I finally sat down... I breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help touching my heart that had accelerated suddenly just now.Almost suffocated!That moss-covered guy actually picked me up without even saying hello. Does he know whether men and women can kiss each other? !

Not to mention that something like that happened to us before...

The more I thought about it, the more ashamed I became, I sat motionless on the chair, even Sanji forgot to eat the dinner after he brought it, and I was still immersed in my own world.

It is unreasonable!

But compared to his sudden behavior, I suddenly realized a more unreasonable thing—I seemed to be tempted by him.

How can this be?Just because the princess hugged me just now?But I'm not such a conservative person either. Just think about it, if it was Franky or Usopp on their boat who picked me up just now, or even Sanji who looks like a prince, I guess my reaction would be different. Not so big.

I don't really like Zoro, do I?What is there about him that I like?

I stared at the plate of mashed potatoes drizzled with delicious gravy and thought.If I think about it carefully, I seem to pay too much attention to him.

I don’t know when it started, but he was obviously very upset and hated that he stole Mihawk’s attention. When he attacked him on Krajcana Island two years ago, he really saved his money. He killed the mind.

When exactly did she have feelings for him that she shouldn't have?Could it be because he accidentally saw his... that?

"Eat, why are you in a daze, aren't you hungry?" Sauron, who sat down next to me and had only one right eye left for some reason in the past two years, asked.

Hearing his voice, I was startled. I didn't dare to meet his eyes, so I quickly grabbed the spoon and frantically scraped the food on the dinner plate into my mouth.

Ugh, delicious!

too delicious!

There was delicious food to divert my attention. I temporarily forgot about the bad things, and ate three plates in a row. I didn't put down the spoon until I couldn't eat anymore, and wiped my lips gracefully with a napkin.

I know that Sanji is a cook, but I didn’t expect him to be so good at cooking. I wanted to lure him into my boat, but after looking at the little thief cat Nami and the devil’s son Nicole Robin not far away, I thought Poaching other people's corners is probably not that easy.

Although Sanji seems to be a gentleman who respects women very much, and even has a bit of lust, I think that his appearance is not worse than Nami and Robin, and he is even a little bit prettier, but when he confronted me not long ago, Sanji found that Nami and the others were in a hard fight, but rushed over without thinking.

Forget it... If you can't dig it out, just don't make fun of yourself.

I drank the juice with regret.

In the evening, Chopper gave me medicine again, because there were no vacant rooms on the Sonny for the time being. Nami said that she slept with Robin at night and gave me her own room.

In this way, I lay on Nami's soft bed for two days. When I got out of bed, Chopper was still surprised, saying that my self-healing ability was actually faster than Luffy.

Of course, animal-type ability users have an advantage in terms of physical fitness, and my ability has been awakened. It is not a big deal to heal a broken rib in two days.

Now that I have recovered, I have no reason to continue to stay with the Straw Hats.In the afternoon, I went to the town in the center of the island to buy a speedboat and parked next to the Sonny, preparing to rest for a night. The next day, I followed Erdenia's life paper and set off to go back to the Red Zhan.

"Issa really won't stay with us for a few days? I can't bear you~" Beside the bonfire, Chopper looked at me pitifully, pulling at the corner of my clothes with his little hooves.

I touched his hat, "Sorry Nan, I also have partners waiting for me. They will worry if I stay for a long time."

"Yeah. I know." Having said that, Chopper still lowered his head in frustration.

Seeing this, Nami took out several bottles of good wine from the cabin, and filled them up with a smile: "Come on, let's give Isa a farewell! Thank her for saving Luffy's brother, and thank her for serving us in the navy this time." Adventure ahead!"

"Cheers~"

"cheers!"

Perhaps because everyone was so happy, the ten of them not only drank all the red wine, but also drank the huge beer barrel in the corner of the deck.

During this period, because I was still very concerned about it, while I was chatting with everyone, my eyes never stopped watching Sauron.

He didn't talk much, except for the occasional interjection, the rest of the time he sat alone in a relatively far place, drinking beer cup by cup with the sea breeze blowing.

Looking at his eyes, it seems that he is still a little concerned about the fact that I was chopped up for acting, so let's talk to him later...

I drank another glass of red wine, thinking dizzily from the corners of my mouth.

I don't know how long the team lasted, but before they knew it, the sky had completely darkened, the bonfire was extinguished, and the bright moon hung high in the sky, casting a light layer of moonlight on the Sonny.

Nami and Robin had gone back to the room to rest. I didn't feel sleepy at the time, so I stayed and drank two more glasses. At this time, I couldn't hold on anymore. I put down the wine glasses in my hand and looked up, and found that everyone had collapsed , lying on the floor and falling asleep.

... I can't help but drink, I'm still the best. In the past few years, in order to find Mihawk, I used to drink to relieve my worries every day.

I supported the table and stood up, took two unsteady steps, accidentally stepped on the arm of Straw Hat Luffy, and fell down.

"Hey, are you drunk?"

A powerful big hand grabbed my wrist, and listening to the familiar voice in my ear, I endured the headache and squinted to look up, and sure enough I saw Sauron's resolute face under the moonlight.

"Ah, it's Moss Head." I raised the corner of my mouth and greeted him, "You... hiccup, you're not drunk, you're still awake?"

"When did you see me drunk?" He felt a little funny.

I rolled my eyes and recalled the time when the two of them lived together. Obviously I always drank the wine I brewed, but it seemed that I had never seen him get drunk.

This drunkard... I snorted coldly.

"Are you drunk?" He observed me for a while, and said affirmatively, "Catch me, I'll take you back to your room to sleep."

Hearing this, I frowned, and shook him away with my backhand: "Drunk ass, questioning my drinking capacity? My mother can drink another fifty cups, if you don't believe me, look..."

I let go of his hand and took a step forward, but I lost my balance and almost fell again.

"...When you're drunk, you're drunk, what a show of strength!" Sauron grabbed me, afraid that I would break free, and the big hand holding my wrist exerted a little extra force, "Let's go."

"...No." I replied.

"?"

"I don't want to go."

"Huh?" He was puzzled.

Perhaps it was because of drinking that my heart became inexplicably hot, and even the biting cold wind at night couldn't appease me.

I stared at his face, wondering if I should speak out what was in my heart.Hey, it doesn't matter, I have to leave anyway, so let's take this opportunity to make things clear, otherwise I will really suffer internal injuries.

Although I'm sure I'm not drunk, but I want to use the wine to boost my courage, I bit my lips, raised my face, looked into his extraordinarily bright black eyes under the moonlight, and said word by word: "Roronoa. Sauron, I don't know when I'll see you again after leaving this time."

"...I just sent you back to sleep, why are you so sensational all of a sudden?"

Seeing my serious face, he asked strangely: "Oh, you mean leaving tomorrow? It's not like we won't see each other again. By the way, you don't want to meet me either, don't you really hate me?"

Hate?

It's quite annoying, but there seems to be something else mixed in it than annoying.

It was only a little bit at first, but that little bit expanded unconsciously, and it was discovered a year ago, but it has been lying to itself, and even hid far away in order to escape, until today.

I looked at Sauron's unresponsive look, and sighed with a broken smile.

Yisha, Yisha, you really like someone who will never fall in love with you.

"I'll just say it this time, so listen to me the fuck."

I take a deep breath.

"Why do you come here to help because you have friendship with Ace and Hancock? It's all fake, Roronoa Zoro, I just know you are here, I am worried about you, and I don't want to see you being captured by the navy, so I came here in person .”

"...Isa?" He recalled my words, unable to believe it: "You——"

I interrupted him, gritted my teeth, and said, "Yeah, I like you! So who the hell will tell me why! You're obviously not particularly good-looking, and you have a bad temper. You're crazy, rude, and old-fashioned I quarreled, what did I fall in love with you? In my opinion, it is not you who is blind, but myself, right? "

He was obviously complaining, but his eye sockets were moist at some point.

I sniffed, and continued to say: "What are you talking about to defeat Mihawk and become the world's number one swordsman? If this is the case, I should kill you now, so that you won't become the world's number one swordsman in the future." Mihawk's threat. But, but..."

"Am I vaguely looking forward to that day? In that case, I will have an excuse to like you. Because in my heart, Mihawk is the strongest and most attractive man in the world. If one day you really If I win him, is there a reason for me to like you instead?"

"Roronoa Sauron, what are you talking about?!"

He was completely stupid, showing a hundred times more idiot than usual.

Staring at my gaffe, he didn't even know where to put his hands, his lips opened and closed, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything.

Seeing this, the anger that had been simmering in my heart burned even more violently, and I didn't know where the courage came from. I reached out and grabbed his shoulder, and tiptoed to kiss his lips.

Well, just as I imagined, it is soft, wet, and has a unique taste of beer... both bitter and sweet.

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