[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

"Tonight's cooking..." Holding up the chopsticks, he looked at the oil on them.

"What's the matter? Don't eat if you don't want to eat." I rolled his eyes at him, and blocked his words. After a few mouthfuls of food, I threw the bowl on the table, and patted Lu's shoulder. "I'll leave it to you afterwards."

"Today's dinner was made by Chen Luosang." Lu Xiangxu explained.

Xu looked at him for a while, then suddenly put down his chopsticks. "You and her are on good terms now, that's weird, that guy never kissed anyone else before."

Oboro didn't speak, quickly swept the food into the entrance, stood up, and began to clean up the debris on the table.He walked into the kitchen, there was the sound of rushing water, Xu Xu took out a book from the bookshelf, flipped through it casually.After a while, Lu came out with a glass of milk and walked towards Chen Luo's room.

"What are you going to do?" Xu suddenly looked away from the book.

"Chen Luosang said that she had insomnia recently and wanted to drink milk."

Xu returned his gaze to the book again, without saying anything.Long waited on the spot for a while, seeing that there were no new instructions, and the milk in her hand was already a little cold, so she hurriedly walked towards her room.

I was doing some movement work to burn off my excess energy when the door knocked.As soon as I opened the door, I saw Oboro standing at the door, holding milk in his hand.I showed a surprised expression, "It's so early? It's only been an hour since I had dinner!"

"Don't the little ghosts go to bed earlier?"

I froze for a moment, then laughed again. "That's right, but a guy like me with an endless lifespan can't be so rigid. I'm already a social person. If I go to bed so early, I should worry about gaining weight .Well, you brought it all, give it to me."

I took the cup from his hand and felt the temperature, which was just right for a cat tongue like me.I was a little surprised, "I didn't expect you to notice such a detail as a cat's tongue." He didn't answer, I drank the milk in a few gulps, put the cup back into his hand, and patted him on the shoulder. "Thank you."

Just as I was about to close the door, he suddenly asked, "What is Chen Luosang doing?"

"Ah?" I reacted for a while, and then I realized that he wanted to ask me what I was doing during this time since I didn't sleep. "Do some strength training. If I go out to fight him, I'm afraid my meal will be in vain. By the way, you really don't want to fight me twice? I won't kill you, and you don't have to hold back, anyway. I am immortal."

Hao didn't answer, but didn't walk away either, her lifeless eyes were lowered.I slammed the door open and leaned against the door frame, "Then why don't you come and chat with me anyway? We're all busy anyway. I still have a lot of things I haven't told you."

That night, Lu and I chatted until very late, although I was the only one talking, but I didn't feel very tired.Seeing him laughing occasionally made me very satisfied, and I suddenly understood what it means to be considerate. I think this is probably the most obvious improvement in these years.

The next day I stayed in bed, for which I didn't have time to give Xu a good morning attack.Oboro was still in the room, reading a book at this time, seeing me coming out yawning, he seemed to want to bring me breakfast in the kitchen.I waved my hand to signal him not to move, and then fell asleep on my stomach again.The hunger that has been missed can no longer be recovered, so it is better to take a good sleep while still sleepy.

Xu didn't show up for a whole day, and the day when he didn't make a move on him always felt that something was missing. I lay on the table and waited persistently for him to come back, but in the end I waited until I fell asleep.I don't know what time it was, I heard the voice of Oboro and Xu talking, and then I was picked up, I opened my eyes a little, just in time to meet Shangxu's eyes.

I almost subconsciously wanted to swing a paw at him, but because my whole body was weak from sleep, the speed was really not very fast.He took my hand, squeezed it, and then gently pressed it back to my chest. "Go to sleep, Xiao Hei." He said softly, and patted my arm lightly.At that moment, I thought Songyang was back.I turned my face towards his chest, buried my face in his arms, and rubbed it lightly. "Songyang, I miss you so much." I said something vaguely, and fell asleep again.

The next morning I got up late again, so I missed the good morning attack on Xu, and I swore to myself that I must wake up early in the future.I am shouldering the difficult task of solving the enemy's big boss, and I am not here on vacation.

I was still the one doing the surgery at lunch, and Oboro stood by my side, listening to my chatter.He seemed to be a little distracted, the kitchen knife in his hand turned a corner and actually cut into his own hand. With his usual skills, this was almost impossible.

He didn't seem to be in pain, he didn't notice his wound at all, but I reacted very quickly and pulled his injured hand up before he gave me another knife.His wound has not healed, and blood is slowly oozing out. I can't help but wonder, "Haven't you been replaced with undead blood? Why is the wound healing so slowly?"

"Although the blood has been changed, it has only barely acquired the ability of immortality. It cannot heal wounds as quickly as you and Lord Xu, and...my mortal body can hardly bear it. Hmm..." He said, He suddenly squatted down, curled up tightly into a ball, trembling all over.

"What's wrong with you?" I panicked.

"It's nothing, it's just a whine that the body is reaching its limit."

He looked in pain and I didn't know what to do, so I squatted down with him and leaned gently against him, purring from my throat.I don't know how long it took, but he seemed to have recovered, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and his already ashen face became even paler.He stood up as if nothing had happened, and I saw that the blood from the wound on his finger had just clotted.

I suddenly pulled him back, and under his suspicious gaze, I raised his finger and stuck out my tongue to lick the wound.The bloodstains disappeared, and the flesh underneath had healed. I showed the finger to him, not without showing off. "Look, it's very convenient."

He seemed to be blushing a little, turned his head away, and coughed dryly.I went to the sink and washed my hands again. "Eldest brother, do you want to change your blood again?"

"what?"

"I said, change the blood again, this time change to mine. My healing ability is not as strong as that guy's, and the ability in the blood may be milder. If you replace the blood, maybe you can get a new life Don't you want to live for a while longer?" Seeing that he didn't answer, I tried to seduce again: "Look, if it weren't for you, the Matsushita private school wouldn't exist at all, but you haven't enjoyed the life there for a day, Isn't it a pity that you don't even have the chance to talk to your juniors, you only talk to the pets there? And you spend most of your life killing and being killed, no Do you want to hurry up and make more friends?"

He still didn't answer, but the aura on his body had changed. I knew he was shaken, so I quickly slashed his palm shallowly before he said the words of refusal, and then slashed hard on my palm. A big mouthful, the tip of the knife remained in the flesh, it was not swollen.I was in so much pain that I wanted to curse, but I couldn't help it. If I didn't do this, my wound wouldn't exist at all.

"What are you doing?" A faint voice came from the door, I turned my eyes away, and was surprised to see that his mask-like smile disappeared and was replaced by a surprised expression.

"Exchange blood." I didn't have a good face towards him, except for communicating with him when attacking him, I almost ignored him.

He came over suddenly and pulled the knife from my hand. My eyebrows jumped and I scratched him with a claw.He grabbed my hand and pulled me out. I struggled hard and bit his neck.Blood flowed out, choking my mouth full of blood, but he still held my hand tightly and didn't fight back.I let go, and the wound healed instantly, and he still had the same expression as before, without any change.

"Aren't you in pain?"

"It hurts, but I'm used to it."

The powerlessness of hitting the cotton with a punch was infuriating. I kicked in the air, but he blocked it. The two of us started fighting again in such a logical way. Only this time, I was not blown away quickly. Obviously he kept his hand, and the feeling of being underestimated made me even more angry.

The two of us beat each other until I was exhausted and slumped on the ground gasping for breath.Hazy had already brought the lunch, and then I realized that it was a little too early for Xu to appear today, did I reach any consensus with Chun Yu?I really wanted to ask him about Shenwei, but because I was so angry right now, I didn't want to talk to him anymore.

After eating, I put down the bowl and went to take a nap. The strange thing is, when I woke up, I was still reading in the room.Coincidentally, now I can make up my good morning.

I lurked quietly, and when I was very close to him, I jumped up. Without looking up, he grabbed my wrist and dragged me out of the air.I thought he was going to throw me out again, but who knew he pulled me into his arms, clamped my legs with his legs, strangled my two arms with one hand, and the other hand never Away from the book!The cloak fell and wrapped me and him in it. I struggled, but his strength was too great, let alone breaking free, it was difficult for me to even move.

My head rests on his shoulder, and with just a slight tilt of my head, the tip of my nose can run across his veins.I opened my mouth wide and bit down hard. In an instant, blood filled my mouth.I clearly felt the trembling of the fragile veins under the tip of my teeth, but Xu still didn't move, and the force on my body didn't relax at all.

After a stalemate for a long time, the blood had already made me a little sick, so I had to give up and spit out his neck. "Songyang, let me go."

"why?"

"Why..." I almost laughed angrily, "I said, I'm here to kill you, it's too strange to put a guy who is full of killing intent on you so close to me!"

"What's so strange about the owner wanting to hold a pet? Besides, you can't kill me, can you?"

"How can you rest! Songyang, go to die!"

"Well, didn't I just wait for you to come and kill me?"

"Sineshineshineshine! One day I'm going to pluck you bald!"

"Oh, don't pluck the feathers from my cloak."