[Gintama] Remember to neuter cats first

Life seems to always have a certain pattern, no matter how many times it changes, it will always reach a relatively stable form.

The morning after I arrived at Tenshoin Naraku, I was hauled up and stuffed into a huge spaceship.That spaceship was exactly the one I destroyed that day, and all repairs have been completed at this time.The place they were going to was Chunyu's headquarters, and I didn't have a good impression of that organization, except that Shenwei was the head of the Seventh Division there, and I knew nothing about it.As for what Xu went to do there, he knew it would not be a good thing after thinking about it with his toes.

I don't want to ask about specific things, even if I ask, someone may not tell me, and even if someone tells me, my not bright mind may not understand the twists and turns inside.I don't even understand my own emotions yet.But there is one thing I am sure of, as long as Xu is killed, I must have done a good deed.

When I was going to eat, I saw Xu, and without saying a word, I rushed up and swung my paw towards his throat. "Good morning, Songyang." I smiled ferociously, and every word was secretly exerting force.

"Good morning, Xiao Hei, what a special way of good morning." He also answered me with a smile, and then sent me flying out again.

By the time Oboro served breakfast, I had completely recovered and sat down on my seat with great interest.In the whole room, there are only me, the three creatures, Xu and Hao, none of them speak, Xu just smiles, and Lu has a dead face, my sight wanders left and right, and I start to feel bored again.You know, whether it's the Shinsengumi or the Wanshiwu, they can always make a very boring thing very interesting and lively. Even if he stays with Gui, he can always keep going without any answer. talk to me.I'm used to that kind of life, and now I feel awkward.

Originally I thought about launching an attack on Xu as soon as I put down my chopsticks, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that what I just ate would be spit out again, making me eat this meal for nothing, so I simply gave up.

As soon as Xu put down the bowl, he left, not knowing what to look for.He didn't let me wander around on the boat alone, and stayed by my side all the time, almost inseparable.He probably knows that if no one cares about me, his ship will almost disintegrate when he comes back.

I don't like this guy, Oboro, not because he stuck the poisoned steel needle into my acupuncture point, but because of the knife he stabbed into Takasugi's body.Since then, I haven't heard any news about Takasugi, and I don't know if he is okay.I'm not worried about him dying, a guy like him, not sure his head is off his neck, his heart has stopped beating, he's not going to die.However, after the assassination of the general, even our Shinsengumi was driven to a desperate situation, and his life must not be as comfortable as before.

However, there is still power.No matter how much trouble there is, that guy can always greet him fearlessly with a smiling face.Although he is a bit unreasonable and a hopeless idiot, he is undoubtedly a good ally. With him and the vicious Seventh Division, I think the ghost soldiers should be fine. .

Oboro still had a dead face, not saying a word.If I hadn't been able to feel that his breath was still continuing, and his body was still emitting heat, I would have wondered if he was dead.Accompanied by him, I spent a whole day walking around the entire spaceship. All the people were wearing the uniform of the jays, even wearing bamboo hats in the ship. Except for the sound of footsteps and breathing, there was almost no sound Any other sound will be made.It's a dead, boring ship.

On the second day, I was bored and crazy. I didn’t even say a word to anyone except that I did two tricks with Xu as a warm-up before eating in the morning. It turned into a roar, and vented all on Xu's body, and then was sent flying by him again.

On the third day, I finally set my sights on Oboro, a guy I didn't like.

"Hey, that dead fish eye over there!" I lay down on the table, picked up a ball of paper and threw it at him, "I'm so bored, come with me for a couple of tricks."

He took the ball of paper I threw and threw it into the trash can, "I'm sorry I can't accompany you."

"Why? You're idle anyway, and I won't kill you."

"My life was given to me by that lord. I swear to him that I will entrust this life to him. The undead blood in my body is almost exhausted, and I cannot suffer any more injuries."

I became interested, "What's the situation with the undead blood? How about telling me about your past?"

So he started talking, and I discovered for the first time that he also knows how to talk so much.He told me about Songyang exchanging blood for him. In order to repay his kindness, he chose to be his small share. A few days before Songyang drove me out, he secretly ran to meet him, so Songyang was killed. My whereabouts were exposed, I was kicked out of the house, and the private school was destroyed.

I thought I should have hated him, but I couldn't.Because he hurt Takasugi so badly, I still don't like him, but I can't help but feel sympathy for him.In just a dozen years, he has experienced so many deaths, the number is unimaginable, even I have not died so many times.He has no freedom, endures pain and works his life, and he does not know when such days will end.Moreover, he is not strong enough to avoid this established fate. Just imagining such a life makes me tremble.

Empathizing with the enemy, I think, my emotions are really getting thinner and more complicated.I turned back into a cat, went to sit in front of him, and looked up at him.

"Thank you."

"Why?" This time, he showed a surprised expression.

I tried my best to show the brightest smile, "Thank you for making Songyang decide to leave, thank you for making him Songyang, thank you for helping him create the Matsushita private school, allowing me to have my first home, and letting a group of eight Ga has a different future." I lightly jumped onto his shoulder and rubbed against his ear. "Those Baga probably can't thank you anymore, so let me convey this gratitude."

He looked very surprised, even to the point of being a little frightened, his eyes widened, his pupils narrowed, and even his breathing became tense.I guess, probably no one has ever said that to him, after all, he has never had a friend in his life.

I have no idea how to say thanks.I don't know him well, and I don't know what he likes, and all I can do is cook, except for fighting.

I jumped off his shoulders and fell back to my human form. "How about I cook you a meal as a thank you gift?"

He was obviously still in shock and couldn't react. I dragged him by one arm and dragged him into the kitchen.I took off the apron on the wall, tied it around my waist skillfully, and turned my head to look at the rows of knives, "What is your taste? Is it salty or sweet? I only cater to one person's taste. , so you may not be used to eating, so I will trouble you to make up for it when the time comes."

"I... can do it myself, no trouble..."

"No trouble, I'm going crazy anyway, just looking for something to do." I grabbed a kitchen knife and twirled it with my fingertips, obviously I couldn't even hold any weapon smoothly in battle, but for All kinds of kitchen knives, but I can dance like a tiger.Ale, isn't the term "huhushengfeng" used in chopping vegetables inappropriate?Never mind, that's pretty much what it means anyway.

I seemed to have found an outlet for my boredom. I pushed Oboro away, took out a fish from the freezer, and brushed off the dace. "Then let me help too." Oboro stood next to me again, and I saw him with his sleeves rolled up and an apron tied around his waist.

"Speaking of which, Songyang and I are cooked by you every day?"

"Yes."

"Then, can you help me prepare an extra glass of milk in the morning? You should know it when you see my cat shape. I haven't grown up yet. I don't know if milk will help me grow up faster. If the amount of milk is enough If so, give me a cup before going to bed, it’s a bit too boring here, I can’t sleep at night.”

"Ah... oh." He seemed to have never dealt with a guy like me who talked like a cannonball, and he was a little at a loss. I was skillfully cutting the fish fillet. Seeing that he seemed a little bored, I asked him to help me. eggs.

While cooking, Oboro and I talked a lot, but I was the one talking all the time, and he only hummed once in a while.I told him all the things that happened in the private school that I can still remember, wondering if this can make up for the time he lost.

When I talked about Yinsang and Gaoshan because of their private fight, Songyang punched him down on the ground, leaving only his head exposed in the ground, and Gui squatted on the ground and laughed at him for a long time, but he couldn’t help himself. At that moment, Oboro suddenly laughed.Then he immediately realized what he had done, and suddenly closed his mouth again.I looked at him and couldn't help laughing, and suddenly, I felt like I became friends with him.

"It would be great if Takasugi could laugh out loud like you." I looked at him with my chin propped up. "Like him, you always hold your depression in your heart. It's no wonder you don't drive yourself crazy. That Baga..." I lowered my eyes, and the familiar feeling of depression appeared in my chest again.For him alone, I don't know what to do to make him happy.

I raised my eyes and looked at Oboro who was eating the last bit of rice in the bowl. "Big brother," he looked up at me. "I don't care about the few needles you gave me, but if you see Gao Shan next time, don't forget to apologize to him."

I wiped my mouth, stood up, and stretched. "I don't wash the dishes, so I'll leave the rest to you. I'll take a nap and see you in an hour. Also, it's boring anyway. Leave the lunch and dinner to me. It's better to make it yourself." It suits my taste. Just forget about breakfast, I can’t get up.”