When Dazai became a god judge

"You return the seed of lament to me first, and we can discuss it later."

Chubby didn't feel the lost energy around Osamu Dazai.The energy stored in his abdominal cavity disappeared in an instant, and Osamu Dazai had no chance and time to take it away.

It began to reasonably suspect that Osamu Dazai was lying to it.

"Qiubi, it seems that you haven't seen the form clearly..." Osamu Dazai let go of Qiubi.

Cupid frowned tightly, crawled back slowly for a distance, and stared at Osamu Dazai vigilantly.

Osamu Dazai sat down leisurely, and blew off a few hairs on his fingertips, "I am not discussing with you, just to inform you of the decision I have made. Apart from cooperating with me and getting back the lost seeds of lamentation, you have nothing to do Other options."

The reason why Osamu Dazai dared to be so firm was that he was sure that the incubator would not be able to collect enough energy for a while to make up for the lost vacancy.That's why Chubby lost his mind for a moment just now, choosing to blew himself up and died with him.

That is a choice made by people who have absolutely no way out.

Human beings favored by the goddess of fortune have never lost in gambling.

"Even if I promise you..." Chubby tried to make the last struggle: "There is only 40.00% of the energy left, which is not enough to support the normal operation of the entire universe."

"Isn't it enough?" Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, thought for a while, his brows and eyes were bent, extremely gentle: "A human philosopher once said that 'time is like water in a sponge, there is always a squeeze'. Insufficient energy can only mean that Chubby sauce is not working hard enough, Kewbie who doesn't work hard is not a good incubator!"

"Pfft..." Chubby spat out blood, and collapsed softly on the ground.

Sawada Tsunayoshi stepped forward cautiously, checked Chubby's breathing, and raised his head nervously: "Mr. Dazai, Chubby...it's not breathing...what should I do?"

Sai Mu Kusuo complained with a paralyzed face: "I was so angry that I vomited blood and died. You actually pissed off the incubator."

"I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Not only did I not attack it, but I also saved it when it was about to explode." Osamu Dazai flatly denied: "Maybe the hatcher doesn't need to breathe, and Chubby is just teasing us."

"Mr. Dazai...why don't you say this is a trick by Chubby?" Even Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that Osamu Dazai's lie was too clumsy.

"That's right, this is the trick that Cupid used to make us relax our vigilance." Dazai Osamu pointed at the loose grass, "Look, isn't Cupid there?"

The others turned their heads without expecting much, and actually saw a lively Kewpie.

Sawada Tsunayoshi rubbed his eyes: "So it's really a cover-up! I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai."

"..." After hearing the news, the new Kyubey who inherited the memory of the dead Kyubey said, "No, my previous body is really dead."

"then you......"

"I have countless spare substitutes." Qiubi replied, devouring the dead body of "myself".

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the inexplicable and strange scene in front of him, his scalp was numb: "What are you doing?"

Chubby swallowed the last piece of flesh and licked his lips: "Recover energy, my discarded body contains the energy I need."

"Since we can share memories..." Dazai straightened his hair and continued, "Then let's continue discussing the decision just now!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada summoned Osamu Dazai, and raised an objection with disapproval: "Mr. Dazai... If we take away most of Chubby's energy, in order to maintain the normal operation of the universe, it will definitely expand the witch's body." Hunting range, so the persecuted girls will multiply again."

Chubby echoed: "Yes, I don't want to hurt humans, but unfortunately this is a necessary sacrifice required by the rules of the universe. I can only try to keep the damage to a minimum—for example, a good enough magical girl can do it." Instead of many magical girls with mediocre talents."

Kyubey desperately wants Osamu Dazai to take back the proposal.Although it doesn't care about the life and death of human beings, it is really too difficult for a strong incubator to make up for the 60% energy gap.

"In the final analysis, the only thing we need to do is change the rules, right?" Saiki Kusuo who had been watching the play in silence all this time asked suddenly.

"In theory, that's right." New Cupid looked more rational: "But who has the ability to change the rules of the universe?"

Saiki Kusuo: "Actually...it is not difficult for me to rewrite the rules of the universe."

I, Kusuo Saiki, am very familiar with this kind of thing.

Little Saiki once received a lot of attention because he was born with red hair that was different from ordinary people. In order not to become the focus of the street, Saiki Kusuo tried to rewrite the rules of the universe for the first time, and it has been out of control ever since.

Changing things that would feel unnatural to others into a model that will feel natural after seeing, Saiki Kusuo has done so many things that it has triggered several worldwide changes, and finally these changes were used by Saiki Kusuo Superpowers rounded it out neatly.

Green hair, blue hair, red hair... Once upon a time, these hair colors that only appeared in comics became the standard for newborns. No one would even think it strange, because this is the rule of the universe, engraved with human DNA in the habit.

Saiki Kusuo rested his chin in thought: "The important thing is to find something that can replace the seed of lament to provide energy for the universe."

Chubby was still immersed in the huge impact of the sentence "It is not difficult for me to rewrite the rules of the universe", and subconsciously replied: "It is impossible to find it so easily, except for human emotions. Nothing is rich in energy and can be infinitely regenerated. s things."

Osamu Dazai said unhurriedly: "I think I can find things that meet these two conditions. It depends on whether you are willing to collect energy in another way, Qiubi."

Chubby replied decisively: "If there is a more convenient and quicker way than collecting the seeds of lamentation, of course I will not refuse."

Incubators don't understand human feelings, essentially they just use and sacrifice humans to fill the universe.As long as they can fill the universe, they don't think about the way to collect energy.

"It's so decided." Dazai Osamu made a final decision, "I knew that Chubby Sauce is a good incubator who understands righteousness."

Chubby looked up: "Where is the substitute you mentioned?"

Osamu Dazai pointed forward.

Saiki Kusuo: stare →_→

Incubators that can regenerate infinitely and have energy in their bodies are undoubtedly the best substitutes.

"Me? I...I can't do it, this doesn't conform to the rules of the universe at all..." Chubby was shocked, feeling bad, and couldn't help shrinking back.

Saiki Kusuo blocked Chubby's retreat: "You don't need to worry about this kind of problem at all. The rules of the universe are just a piece of white paper that I can scribble on."

"Cuppy Sauce, the universe and mankind will never forget you."

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his eyes, unable to bear to look any further.

He's starting to sympathize with Cupid a little...

Although it is good to do good deeds, there is always a sense of guilt that I am doing evil.

Have I unknowingly stepped into the camp of "evil forces" while working with Mr. Dazai?

"Madoka, be careful!"

Xiao Meiyan sideways pulled Kamu Madoka into her arms, hugged her tightly with her left arm, raised the rifle with her right hand, and the bullets fixed in the time compass flew at the huge black shadow behind Kamo Madoka.

Immediately afterwards, an orange ribbon wrapped around the giant black shadow.

Sayaka Miki and Kyoko Sakura looked at each other and raised their weapons to attack.

......

After a fierce battle, the five-color team finally defeated the monster Chubby, and a gem inlaid with golden metal fell into Xiao Meiyan's hands.

Xiao Meiyan threw it to the shadow in the corner, and Chubby jumped out, caught the seed of lamentation, and stored it in the storage space behind him.

"Thank you for your hard work today." It wagged its tail and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Kubi," Kamu Madoka called out to Qiubi who was about to leave, and asked worriedly, "Are you also reaching your limit..."

Chubby nodded: "It should be, it is predicted that my individual can accommodate three seeds of lamentation."

Lu Muyuan lowered his eyes pityingly: "So, is there no other way?"

"No, it's just another body."

"Okay, Madoka, it's time for us to go home." Homura Xiaomei grabbed Kame Madoka's hand and comforted her: "If you change your body, Kewpie will still be Kewpie." There is nothing to sympathize with.

"But...but, Chubby is too pitiful..."

In the newly established laws of the universe, magical girls still exist, and Chubby still acts as an incubator.When a Kyubey collects enough Lamentation Seeds, it will be affected by this energy and turn into a monster. If you defeat the Warcraft Kyubey, you will get the Lamentation Seeds transformed from its soul gems, which will repeat itself endlessly. .

"That's 60 percent energy, for you."

On the rooftop of the building, Qiu Biyo distributed the collected energy to Osamu Dazai.

"Thank you, Chubby-chan." Osamu Dazai accepted it with a smile, and gently played with it in his hand.

"If I didn't need to give you so much energy, my individual would not be transformed into a monster so quickly." Chubby tilted his head, "But why should I give you energy? I don't even know it myself."

"Probably because Chubby Sauce is a good incubator."

Facing Osamu Dazai's casual answer, Qiubi shook his head and didn't go into details: "I'm leaving."

After Cupid left——

"Ah, ah, Mr. Dazai, this is precious energy that can fill the universe, don't scatter it!" Sawada Tsunayoshi said bitterly.

Osamu Dazai patted the bottom of the bottle vigorously as if he was afraid that it might not be poured cleanly, "Oh, I accidentally spilled it."

In Tsunayoshi Sawada's mind, the figure of Chubby running around appeared in his mind, and he prayed that Chubby must not know the truth, otherwise it would be too pitiful.