When Dazai became a god judge

After looking at the two of them carefully, Chubby rejected the request of Dazai Osamu and Saiki Kusuo: "Sorry, but according to my observation, you don't have the qualifications to become magical girls for the time being!"

Cupid's calm tone combined with its expressionless face and pretentiously cute accent, no matter how you listen to it, it is full of irony.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Why? This is the first time someone rejected me because of insufficient 'qualification'."

Saiki Kusuo nodded empathetically: "Yes, I hope you can give a reasonable explanation."

Although it was only on a whim at the beginning that he took the initiative to apply for the job, but he was rejected because of insufficient qualifications... This reason is for the two favored children who grew up among the stars, and the monks found out that they It is even more difficult to accept the true purpose.

Not wanting to do it and not being able to do it are two very different things.

Faced with the questioning of the two, Kewpy fell into an unprecedented silence. For the first time, he had the illusion that magical girls are a hot profession.

"The purer and more hopeful the heart, the stronger the power you will have after becoming a magical girl... And my job is to collect the emotions produced by them after signing contracts with these magical girls. Energy." Chubby tilted his head and said truthfully: "In short, because I haven't felt your pure and flawless hearts, you don't have the qualifications to become magical girls."

Chubby can't see through Saiki Kusuo, and Osamu Dazai's emotional fluctuations are more like the sea after a storm. Whether he is asking to be a magical girl or questioning Chubby's reasons, he is calm and terrifying.

Osamu Dazai sighed regretfully: "That's right, that's really a pity."

"Yes, talent like aptitude cannot be easily changed..." Chubby briefly comforted Dazai Osamu, but still did not forget to induce Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Ah Tsuna, that's all I want to say. The intention of a magical girl, just call me in your heart, not everyone has such good qualifications like you..."

When he said this, Chubby glanced at Osamu Dazai intentionally or unintentionally in a place where only Tsunayoshi Sawada could see.

According to the information it obtained, Sawada Tsunayoshi is known for his soft and gentle personality in school, and he is also called a "bad wood gang" by his classmates. Once such a person is entrusted with a heavy task one day and gains the power to subvert his previous image, It is hard to imagine that he would choose to pass up such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Chubby hopes to use this to create a gap between Dazai Osamu, Saiki Kusuo and Sawada Tsunayoshi-the person who has been stepped on by you all the time suddenly climbs to a height that you need to look up to, and most people will be more or less difficult. accept.

The intuition of the beast made Chubby instinctively want to avoid them. It didn't even want to find out who Dazai Osamu and Saiki Kusuo were. Bee didn't even want to get close to them.

"kufufufu..." Liudaomu, who was observing secretly, couldn't help laughing, and he didn't mind watching the excitement, and said to the little black baby beside him: "If Peng Lie can't stand the temptation, I will reluctantly Clear the door for you and accept his body."

Li Baoen half closed his eyes, and yawned lazily: "Mu, don't even think about it in your life."

Near Sawada Tsunayoshi, the sparrow on the street lamp straightened its wings and continued to stare at them.

The sparrow's bright red right eye is engraved with the word "six".

"Well, it's time for me to leave too. There are other girls waiting for me all over the world." Chubby said, wagging his tail, as if to leave.

Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a worried expression.

No matter whether Chubby is playing hard to get or not, he can't leave at this moment, and he can't let it go to harm other innocent girls.

"Wait a moment!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi intends to go all out: "I..."

"I still have a small request to ask you." Dazai Osamu gently pushed Sawada Tsunayoshi away, took two steps forward, picked up Chubby's two long ears, and let his eyes meet his own.

The space-time jump was forcibly interrupted by Osamu Dazai. From the perspective of Chubby, it could only look up at Osamu Dazai. After shaking and struggling to no avail, he replied: "I will only grant one wish for girls who become magical girls. You can't... ...." There was a trace of panic and irritability hidden in its emotionless and steady tone.

"I just want to hug you because I see you are so cute." Dazai Osamu's slightly immature voice is clear and elegant, and there is a bit of hoarseness, and his gestures are magical.

No one can refuse such a trivial request, not even the incubator.

Of course, Chubby also considered establishing an approachable image in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada.

It nodded, and said a little arrogantly: "Only for a while!"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Osamu Dazai showed a satisfied smile.He squatted down, hugged Cupid in his arms, and gently stroked its head and ears like a cat.

Chubby curled up docilely in Dazai Osamu's arms, the warmth brought by the boy's touch made him inadvertently recall the mother's lick before leaving the mother's womb, gentle and hot.

The reproduction of incubators is similar to that of an ant colony. All incubators in the universe are given by the mother of the universe, and they also work hard to provide energy for the universe throughout their lives.

When Osamu Dazai's hand stroked Chubby's fur to the red circle in front of its tailbone, it suddenly felt that it had lost something important, and its heart was empty, so it struggled violently.

Chubby broke free from Osamu Dazai's vain embrace, jumped to the ground, and the red ring behind his back opened like a bottle cap, turned his head at an abnormal angle, and stared at the dark hollow for a long time.

It has worked diligently for decades, and all the energy collected by 996 from nine to five all year round has disappeared.

After being dazed for a moment, Chubby began to crazily paw at the grass, flower beds, stone sculptures, and all the places where things could be hidden... Finally, he crawled out of the rose bushes with his limbs limp, his snow-white fur With dead leaves and dirt hanging on it, it looks dull.

It stared at Osamu Dazai like a beast, its scarlet eyes seemed to bleed, and it roared hoarsely in a voice that was no longer clear and stable: "My energy...my energy... ..give me back my energy."

Osamu Dazai shrugged and opened his empty hands, "What energy, what are you talking about?"

Cupid whimpered in pain: "The seeds of lamentation of the witch I collected..." At this point, Cupid became a little more sober. It shouldn't expose its purpose in front of humans, so it stopped short. rhetoric.

"Keep talking." Dazai Osamu's face showed an expression that does not belong to a 12-year-old child, just like the indifference and alienation of Sawada Tsunayoshi when he first saw him from the smoke of the rocket launcher for ten years, and it was a little more cruel, "Using magic The girl's "seed of lamentation" from hope to despair is used as energy to satisfy the consumption of the entire universe and choose to sacrifice human beings to avoid the destruction of the universe.Am I right, Cupid? "

Chubby opened his eyes wide: "You... how do you know?"

Just, just exposed so undisguisedly?

Sawada Tsunakichi was stunned: "Mr. Dazai, aren't we... procrastinating?"

The plan just now was obviously not like this...

Three seconds of silence for Cupid.

"Don't worry, Gang, the plan hasn't changed." Dazai Osamu reassured, "Because I suddenly feel that it's a pity that we don't have to use violence to solve the problem with so many trump cards in our hands."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was powerless to complain: "Violent solution? Isn't Mr. Dazai a brain power?"

"It's true that I've always been an intellectual." Looking at his slender limbs, Osamu Dazai sighed with emotion: "But when I was young, I sometimes needed a little blood! At my current age, I can say like a teenager, "My wish is Words like "world peace" won't make people feel disobedient, right? "

"Stop joking around." Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to cry, but at the same time stared nervously at Kewpie, for fear that it would suddenly make a surprise counter-kill.

Facts have proved that Tsunayoshi Sawada's worries were not superfluous. Chubby really wanted to kill Osamu Dazai who had ruined him for decades.

Chubby collected the despair he had just produced, and used the last energy to transform it into an explosion. It planned to die with Osamu Dazai.

That's too late......

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who returned to a dead state and tried to get close to Cupid, frowned. Even if Cupid was thrown into the air, the explosion would still affect innocent citizens.

Saiki Kusuo was about to make a move, when he saw Osamu Dazai strolling through the resistance created by the explosion, walked up to Chubby, picked it up and said, "Firework is strictly prohibited here."

That menacing explosion turned into a squib.

Osamu Dazai once again picked up Chubby's long ears, which felt good in his hands, as if he was holding a harmless rabbit.

Qiubi said angrily: "What did you do just now? You are accelerating the destruction of the universe, do you know that?"

"Now I know." Osamu Dazai put a kind smile on his face again: "I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand."

He really didn't mean to... no wonder.

"Let's make a deal." Osamu Dazai poked Chubby's furry forehead, and suddenly missed Honosuke a little bit, he said slowly: "We will return the energy that just disappeared to you, you rest for a few days, and then you Let's divide the obtained energy into four or six, I six you four, how about it?"

Qiubi asked vigilantly, "What do you want that energy for?"

"Didn't you say it just now? Maintain world peace."

other people:"............"

The greatest fear of living things is to be helpless in the face of the unknown.This is what Chubby, who is an incubator, understands and uses. The hunter who has always been at the top has never thought that he will be a mermaid one day.

Chubby has no right to refuse Osamu Dazai.