When Dazai became a god judge

Back in time, the world line ends, and everything goes back to 10 minutes ago.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who witnessed the whole incident, rubbed his eyes and couldn't help admiring: "Rewinding time is really an enviable ability!"

Osamu Dazai immediately added: "It seems that there is more than that! Gang, do you still remember what Saiki told us just now? Time travel is just one of his many abilities."

"Oh my god!" After Osamu Dazai's reminder, recalling what Kusuo Saiki said just now, Tsunayoshi Sawada exclaimed, and immediately covered his mouth, "This, this is already close to a god..."

"Instead of being close to God, it's more appropriate to say that he is the god of this world." Osamu Dazai tapped the coffee cup with a teaspoon and corrected calmly.

"Then can we ask Saiki for help?" Sawada Tsunayoshi had an idea.If there is such a powerful support from Saiki Kusuo, it will be even more powerful for them.

"Mr. Saiki, the thing is like this..."

The all-around supernatural power user——Saiki Kusuo is calmly accepting the information they throw out.

Cupid, Incubator, Magical Girl...

After telling the story, the eloquent Tsunayoshi Sawada let out a long breath: "In order to save the innocent girl, please help us!"

"I refuse..." Saiki Kusuo intends to refuse. He hates troublesome things for one thing. The most important thing is that he thinks that even if he doesn't rely on his help, the man opposite him who he can't see through is completely capable of killing Kyubey alone. ability.

His ability to predict will never go wrong.

At this time Osamu Dazai suddenly said: "Gang, something seems to be stuck on your clothes."

Tsunayoshi Sawada lowered his head when he heard the words. Several black honey bugs the size of sesame seeds were crawling on the bright yellow lace collar. This kind of bugs like bright colors and sweet food. Maybe they got on their body near the green belt.

"Oh, it turned out to be a few small bugs." Tsunayoshi Sawada grabbed the collar with one hand and patted the bugs down with the other.

One of the worms that was shot down unfortunately flew between Saiki Kusuo's hair.

Bugs... insects? !

Saiki Kusuo bent the copper spoon and buckled it stiffly on the seat, every cell in his body was ready to escape.

His brain is running mathematical and physical formulas at high speed, calculating what kind of acceleration he can make the bugs fall from his hair and taking into account the resistance of the air, the gravity of the bugs themselves prevents the bugs from falling again during the falling process to myself...

"Saiki-kun, there is a bug in your hair!" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, picked up the bug on Saiki Kusuo's hair, and then, as if to prove that what he said was right, he moved his index finger and thumb forward to get together In front of Mu Kuoxiong's eyes: "Look."

The little bug flapped its broken wing at Dazai Osamu's fingertips, struggling with all his might, but it was of no avail.How can a small bug have the ability to compete with a giant like Osamu Dazai?

In a dilemma, Sai Mu Kusuo's face was stiff, and his lips opened and closed with difficulty: "I... I know, quickly, quickly take it away..."

"Hey, so Saiki-kun is afraid of bugs?" Osamu Dazai suddenly realized, he crushed the bug's body and threw it into the trash can by his feet, then opened the wet wipe package delivered by the store and slowly wiped his fingertips, " It's okay, Qi Mu-kun."

Saiki Kusuo, who seemed to have escaped from death, was very moved: "Thank you, Dazai, woo woo, you are simply a good person."

Dazai Zhizhi, who was issued a good person card, asked boldly: "What, did Mr. Qi Mu realize that I am a good person until now? I thought my face was short of writing 'good person'. Gang, you Say it right?"

The innocent and kind-hearted Tsunakichi Sawada was stunned. Judging from Mr. Dazai's words and deeds, what he said was correct, but the innate super straightness made him feel a subtle sense of disobedience. In the end, he grabbed his hair and forcibly pressed Feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart, he nodded obediently, and said in agreement: "Yes, Mr. Dazai has always been a good person."

Saiki Kusuo has the ability of telepathy. He clearly knew that although Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated, he did not lie, so he confirmed his thoughts even more.

Osamu Dazai is a good man.

Even though Saiki Kusuo possesses almost invincible superpowers, he is still a simple middle school student with little social experience in essence. Therefore, for Dazai Osamu, who has a warm heart and saves himself from the fire and water, Saiki Kusuo subconsciously divides him into his own side. camp.

For his friends, Saiki Kusuo has always offered a helping hand without hesitation.In the past, he could rely on the ability of invisibility to directly follow his friends, and help them secretly when they encountered a crisis, but since his superpowers have been exposed, there is nothing to hide.

"Since you need my help so much, then I'll go and have a look with you." Saiki Kusuo stood up first, but felt that something was wrong, and emphasized duplicity: "Tell me in advance, I won't make a move easily. "

Seeing that another powerful supporter joined, Sawada Tsunayoshi was very happy: "Great, this way the chances of winning are increased by a few points. We will definitely defeat Kewbi."

Dazai Osamu, who attacked Saiki Kusuo at the cost of getting rid of a bug, took a look at Sawada Tsunayoshi who seemed to be on fire with high fighting spirit, and calmly poured a basin of cold water: "Azuna, we accept the commission of Rokudoku to help Xiaomei Flame delaying Chubby is not defeating him!"

"But, but..." Tsunayoshi Sawada was a little dazed, "Kubi has done so many excessive things, shouldn't we defeat it and make it realize its mistakes?"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and gave an example to make it easier for the teenager to understand: "In a drama, only one prince is needed to kiss the princess awake. Does Ganga want to be this prince?"

"No no..." Tsunayoshi Sawada shook his head quickly, he is not good at dealing with girls, and he already has a girl he likes.

Osamu Dazai went on to say: "So what the passers-by in our time, the strangers from far away, can do is to hand a rope to the prince climbing the castle or hand a sharp knife to the prince climbing the thorn garden, so that the prince able to better protect his princess."

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly realized: "Mr. Dazai means that there is another person who defeated Chubby and made him realize his mistakes."

Osamu Dazai returned a gentle and loving smile to Tsunayoshi Sawada: "However, it is necessary to teach him a proper lesson."

Hearing Osamu Dazai's last words, the orange-haired boy shuddered, and told him with a super intuitive feeling that Mr. Dazai's so-called "appropriateness" would definitely make Chubby unforgettable forever.

"If it's just delaying time... I invited Qi Mu to join, is it overkill?"

"No, Tsuna, you did the right thing." Dazai Osamu patted the young man on the shoulder encouragingly, and said to Saiki Kusuo with a straight face: "Saiki-kun, I wanted to say it from the beginning, I need your help... "

"You mean a super power suppressor?" Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, and said, "This is developed by my brother Sorasuke. If you need one, I can help you get one."

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, "Then please. It would be much more convenient if my supernatural ability can be suppressed."

The super power suppressor is a product of modern technology, Dazai Osamu cannot make it ineffective, and he started thinking about it after he knew it.

Saiki Kusuo nodded empathetically, if Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability could be restrained, he would no longer need to open his mouth to speak to him.He dared to swear that after living for so many years, he didn't talk as much as today.

The red-haired boy rubbed his cheeks, he was really tired from talking...

Saiki Kusuo took a spare suppressor from his elder brother Sorasuke by using the super power of teleportation, handed it to Osamu Dazai, and said with a little expectation: "Try it, see if it works."

Osamu Dazai got the suppressor, couldn't wait to try it, and finally came to the conclusion that the suppressor could not completely suppress his ability (touching the ability would still invalidate it), but it delayed the time for the ability to catalyze, even if It was only a few seconds, but slower than the speed of sound was enough, at least Saiki Kusuo didn't have to open his mouth to speak anymore.

For Dazai, this short period of time was enough for Dr. Yosano to treat him.

The fly in the ointment is that this suppressor is not in the aesthetic range of Osamu Dazai, and it must be worn on the head to receive the signal. He took it off immediately after experimenting enough.

The three of them wandered around for an afternoon. Osamu Dazai even led Saiki Kusuo and Sawada Tsunayoshi into the enchantment of the witch by mistake, and walked out uninjured. Dazai Osamu, who even scared the witch to tears, let out a long cry when he heard the hoarse roar of the witch behind him. With a sigh of relief, he said with emotion: "So that's the witch? Oh, it's so scary~"

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked weakly at Osamu Dazai who was pretending to be terrified, unable to complain.

Your excited eyes betrayed you, it's not a look of fear at all...

Finally, a snow-white mysterious creature in the shape of a lop-eared rabbit arrived late.

It looked around, and finally set its sights on Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Hey, girl, I think you are very talented, do you want to sign a contract with me to become a magical girl?"

Cupid's mouth didn't move, they did hear it, the same telepathy as Saiki Kusuo.

Even though he was well prepared, Sawada Tsunayoshi was still a little nervous. He took a deep breath and said the words he had rehearsed in his heart many times in advance: "Why did you choose me?"

"Because I can feel your pure heart and hopeful heart." Chubby shook his tail, "The witch, that thing you just saw, is hidden in different corners of this world, and only magical girls can Destroy them. I believe that a kind girl like you would not have the heart to see the people who live in the same city as you, even your friends, relatives, parents... be bewitched by the witch and have their lives eaten away?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I..."

Chubby interrupted Tsunayoshi Sawada: "You don't have to refuse or agree to me so quickly, I will not force anyone, everything is your own choice, I can wait until the moment you make a decision."

"I have doubts." Osamu Dazai, who silently put on the suppressor, said angrily, "Can't you see the two living people standing here? I also want to be a magical girl."

"I also have doubts." Qi Munan raised his hand, "Don't we deserve to be magical girls?"