When Dazai became a god judge

The request was made by a mouthless girl in a student uniform, thin-rimmed silver-rimmed glasses, and short pale pink hair.She said it was a request, but her tone did not fluctuate in the slightest. No one even saw the girl open her mouth, but they did hear her voice.

Osamu Dazai did not respond, and continued to register coupon information at the front desk.

Strange, didn't you hear that?

No, it's not possible.

In the coffee shop, both the customers enjoying coffee and desserts and the clerks at work deliberately lowered their voices, and the surrounding environment was relatively quiet.

The most important thing is that her voice is not transmitted through the air, but telepathy.So no matter how noisy the environment is, other people can feel the voice that hits their hearts directly.

The girl was a little unwilling to give up the limited edition coffee jelly in front of her eyes, so she repeated it again: "Hello, can you give me a voucher?"

There is an embarrassing atmosphere in the air...

It was completely ignored.

The kind-hearted Sawada Tsunayoshi turned sideways, and whispered to Osamu Dazai who was enthusiastically choosing desserts: "Dazai, can we give that classmate a voucher? I think she seems to want to eat it..."

Only then did Osamu Dazai see the delicate and resentful face of the girl behind him through the electronic display screen.

"Okay, it's not a problem."

He turned his head, and politely invited the girl to choose desserts together, "You're really shy, just explain it at the beginning! Anyway, there are so many coupons that we can't run out...By the way, what's your name?"

The girl questioned in her heart: "I said it several times... Didn't you hear it?" Then, she quickly confirmed her conjecture, because she couldn't perceive Osamu Dazai's inner thoughts.

Originally, in this world, only idiots like insects and Rantang could not be interpreted by Qi Mu.

Combining with the original plan, Saiki Kusuo originally planned to exchange superpowers of equivalent exchange for the extra vouchers in the hands of Osamu Dazai, but ended in failure. ——

His superpowers don't apply to Osamu Dazai.

This is simply horrible.

Saiki Kusuo staggered back a few steps, and his face, which had been in shock all along, showed a flaw.

After Rantang, his natural enemy has added another person.

The human being in front of him is not only unable to use telepathy, but also invalidates all the superpowers he is proud of.

Could it be that Lord Shenming felt that Rantang and Zhaoqiao were not enough to cause him headaches?

Randori is the only human being that Kusuo Saiki can't read his thoughts in the natural state, because idiots don't have thoughts at all, and often do things that Kusuo Saiki can't predict.As for Teruhashi Komi, the girl who claims to be a perfect beautiful girl and is favored by the gods... the ending of confronting her is often unexpected.

Saiki Kusuo's predictive ability told him that Dazai Osamu was a more troublesome figure than Randori and Teruhashi Shinmi.

"Are you alright?" Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly supported Saiki Kusuo who was about to fall.

Saiki Kusuo, unwilling to get involved in unforeseen troubles: "I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to do, so I will leave first."

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the girl's disappearing back, "Hey, are you leaving now?"

Osamu Dazai held the tray, "I saw that classmate was hesitating, so I ordered a cheese coffee panna cotta for her. I heard it was the last one... It's impossible to return it now, forget it, I'll eat it myself."

the last...

Cheese Coffee Panna Cotta! ! !

You devil.

Saiki Kusuo who went back and forth: "My matter has been settled."

"Hey, you're back, did you drop anything?" Osamu Dazai picked up a delicate spoon and was digging into the cheese coffee panna cotta.

The fragrant mozzarella cheese collides with the mellow and sweet buffalo milk. The slight bitterness of the coffee makes the combination of the two just right. It will not look too sweet and retain the original aroma of the dessert. It is simply the best in the world. tasty.

And this first sip, also the most sacred sip, must be tasted by him himself.

Saiki Kusuo stared straight at the smooth and springy coffee panna cotta lying in the white porcelain cup, and said inwardly not to, but Dazai Osamu couldn't hear it.

"Qimu Kusuo." The first time he spoke in a normal way, Saiki Kusuo was very uncomfortable, "I... I'm back."

"Hi, Nanzi-chan, welcome back." Osamu Dazai put it down, ordered the empty seat opposite him, and asked Saiki to sit down as he pleases.

Sawada Tsunayoshi leaned in, made way for Saiki, and pushed his own maple syrup cheese muffin over, "If you're hungry, you can eat mine first."

Saiki Kusuo was unmoved.

Although the maple syrup cheese muffins are delicious, they are nothing compared to his favorite coffee jelly, and it is a limited edition cheese coffee panna cotta.

Even the dull Sawada Tsunayoshi could see Saiki's obsession with the cheese coffee jelly in Dazai Osamu's hand, but Dazai Osamu did not show any intention of giving up the snacks.

He asked lightly: "Isn't Nanzijiang also a person with supernatural abilities?"

Saiki Kusuo staring at the cheese coffee panna cotta: "Hmm..."

"Can you tell me what ability is?"

Saiki Kusuo secretly swallowed his saliva: "Telepathy, teleportation, transformation...there are too many, it will take at least a day to explain the settings clearly."

"That sounds amazing!" Osamu Dazai's spoon was getting closer and closer to the cheese coffee panna cotta.

The copper spoon pierced the panna cotta with ease, Saiki Kusuo's heart tightened in vain, his whole body exuded an aura of despair visible to the naked eye, and the whole body was covered by a black cloud of despair.

Together with Saiki Kusuo's mentality, his superpowers also collapsed.

Even the suppressor specially made for him by brother Sosuke couldn’t suppress the burst of superpowers, the surrounding objects vibrated uncontrollably, and the hot coffee splashed on the table... However, everything that happened in this coffee shop was just... Looking at the leopard from the inside, a large area of ​​the world has been changed due to the influence of Saiki Kusuo's superpower.

Ordinary humans didn't notice the difference at all.

Osamu Dazai put a large spoonful of coffee panna cotta into Saiki Kusuo's mouth, and the girl's face was filled with an expression of happiness that had never been seen before.

But the riots of superpowers visible to the naked eye have not stopped.

"What should we do? Mr. Dazai, please think of a way." In desperation, Tsunayoshi Sawada held his head and had an idea. hand to Osamu Dazai.

The paranormal riot continues.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to cry: "Ahh! Can't even Dazai-san be able to stop it?"

Osamu Dazai rested his chin in thought: "This kind of situation has never happened before...Let me think about what to do next."

Kusuo Saiki, who regained his sanity, said intermittently: "I... I wear gloves... on my hands..." The close-fitting gloves that are invisible to the naked eye are also a measure for Kusuo Saiki to control his superpowers. Cutting off his skin from direct contact with the outside world also blocked Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world.

In other words, Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world has not expired, but he didn't really come into contact with Saiki Kusuo just now.

Osamu Dazai stood on tiptoe, stretched his arms forward, and held the girl's innocent face.

Everything is finally quiet.

Osamu Dazai sighed faintly: "I almost played it off, this guy is scarier than I imagined."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who survived the catastrophe, took a breath with lingering fear: Obviously you are the scariest...

Along with Saiki Kusuo's rampant superpower, his transformation technique also disappeared.

Girls become teenagers.

The silver-rimmed glasses were replaced by strange green ones, and the teenager also had a pair of arcade stick-like mysterious tentacles on his head.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand in disgust, and asked in disbelief, "You're actually a man?!"

Saiki Kusuo blushed: "It was discovered... I am Saiki Kusuo."

"Tsk... so boring. The lovely Ms. Kusuko has become a boring man." Dazai Osamu lay on the table with a disappointed expression, "He is obviously a man, why would he pretend to be a woman to deceive other people's feelings?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's inner monologue: Only you are not qualified to say that...Mr. Dazai.

Saiki Kusuo is using the time-reversing superpower to repair the damage caused by his superpower riot. He carefully moved the cheese coffee panna cotta back to 10 minutes ago, and sat down to eat another cup, saying while eating: "I The transformation technique is a true transformation, and even the gender has changed, so the one you met and talked with just now is Qi Munanzi, it is not fraudulent."

Chubby, who was summoned by Liu Dao Mukui, temporarily stopped his plan to abduct Kame Madoka, but that didn't mean he gave up.In order to meet the energy consumption of the entire universe and avoid the heat death of the entire universe, Madoka Kame must find enough consumables before she becomes a magical girl.

Chubby's job is to collect the huge energy generated at the moment when the most emotional human beings change from hope to despair. When Saiki Kusuo felt desperate, it seemed to see the energy that supplied the universe for a hundred years and beckoned to it.

There was nothing wrong with this trip.

Chubby exhausted all his strengths and dutifully collected this huge and hopeless energy.

The next moment, Saiki Kusuo used the ability to go back in time, and everything went back to 10 minutes ago.

10 minutes before nothing happened.

As a result, the energy that Cupid worked so hard to collect disappeared.

As the incubator of Mo De's feelings, looking at the empty red circle behind him, an unknown strange emotion suddenly appeared in his chest.

Later, Osamu Dazai told it with a smile: "This is despair!"

"Is this despair?" Chubby tilted his head, pretending to be cute: "But I still don't understand."

"It doesn't matter, you will gradually understand in the future."