When Dazai became a god judge

"Dazai—"

The distant call frightened the cool wind from the rooftop.

The sound rose and died, and as far as the eye could see, the people falling from the air stepped on the concrete slabs of the roof.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the orange-haired youth who came uninvited, and swallowed: "That...Mr. Dazai, is this your partner?"

"No, I don't know him." Osamu Dazai flatly denied.

"Bastard Dazai, how dare you pretend you don't know me—"

Zhongyuan Zhong also became violent, wanting to give this heartless former partner a friendship punch, but stopped at the next moment, "You, who are you? Where's Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai speculates that this slug-like guy should be someone he has known since he was 12 years old. Look at this appearance, is he familiar with "myself"?

Although he didn't know the person who came, it didn't prevent the mischievous factor from rising up in the young man's heart in vain.Dazai straightened his skirt: "I am Dazai's younger sister, my wife. Who are you?"

"Oh! So it's my sister... what? You're Dazai's younger sister?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also confused, and even his voice changed: "Dazai still has a younger sister?!"

Osamu Dazai asked back amusedly, "Do I not look like Dazai?"

The girl in front of me is very similar to Osamu Dazai in both iris-colored eyes and delicate fair face. If it wasn't for the huge age gap, Nakahara would have suspected that Osamu Dazai was a prankster who tricked him...

After a while, Chuya Nakahara touched his head, and after struggling for a long time he had to convince himself, "I am Chuya Nakahara, didn't your brother mention me? Hmph, it's nothing important, I just heard that he was kidnapped Come on, come here... laugh, laugh at him."

The point is not that you came all the way here just to laugh at Osamu Dazai's clumsy excuse, but that this bloody lie of brother and sister was actually believed?

Fu Sangshen, who was a little slower in Zhongyuan Zhongye, followed one after another, and they were also dumbfounded.

Hotaru stared at a pair of emerald eyes and said uncertainly: "You feel very similar to our master."

Ai Ran Guojun, who is simple-minded and doesn't think too much: "It's really amazing. I didn't expect the master to have such a lovely sister."

Smiling Qing Jiang: "This is really a hell of a day..."

Mingshi Guoxing: I am so tired, I am too lazy to talk.

It's fun to tease a simple guy, but meeting a group of people makes Osamu Dazai lose his teasing intentions: "Okay, I lied to you just now, but I am actually Osamu Dazai."

"Madam, don't be joking. Dazai is not so cute!" Nakahara Nakaya rubbed Dazai's head, he stared at Dazai's hair, thinking that he had never seen it from such a perspective What about Dazai?

"???" Are these guys stunned?Why will I get along with them day and night ten years later?What have I experienced in the past ten years?

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his mouth, he didn't know anything, he didn't dare to say anything...

Osamu Dazai: "Anyway, let's go to Obsidian first."

Obsidian Academy

According to the previous agreement, Rokudoku used illusion to create a heart for Bishuiliu, and Osamu Dazai also got the ten-year bazooka logically.

"Okay, it's time for me to go back." Osamu Dazai patted the barrel of the ten-year bazooka and said to everyone, "See you later."

"Boom!" Following the human manipulation, the ten-year bazooka blasted out milky white smoke.

The handsome young man peeled off the heavy smoke, his beautiful iris-colored eyes couldn't hide his smile, he had memories of the exchange period.

He picked up his fingers, turned into a female voice in a tone that was not enough to be beaten, and mocked Zhongyuan Zhong who was still standing there stupidly: "Idiot slug, I am a wife~"

After digesting the news in a daze for a moment, Nakahara Nakiya cracked his eyebrows and pointed, "Dazai—you dare to trick me."

The entire Obsidian was filled with angry roars of young people.

......

Fran sideways avoided a large piece of falling slate, "Master, if they continue to fight like this, we will be able to replace the base this afternoon. Although I also think that Obsidian's base is broken and rotten, it should be changed long ago, but Master It seems to have a special feeling for this kind of dilapidated place... so you really don't want to take care of it?"

Nakahara Chuya's vector ball will be erased after it touches Dazai Osamu, and if it is not accurately hit on Dazai Osamu, of course it will hit Obsidian's base.

If he had the ability to control me, he would have taken care of him a long time ago. His illusion will not work against Osamu Dazai. Nakahara Chuya's wild dog instinct will rush out quickly even if he is trapped by the illusion, and then continue to chase Osamu Dazai.

Rokudoku wants to remind Nakahara Chuya, after fighting for so long, don't you know that supernatural powers are useless to Osamu Dazai?Use your fist!

In fact, it was intentional, right?Just want to get angry.

Liu Dao Mu couldn't bear it, covered his mouth and coughed dryly: "Peng Lie, go and stop them."

Sawada Tsunayoshi subconsciously refused: "Although...but..." The two of them had a great time playing this kind of cat-and-mouse game.

"Gang, go! This is the time to exercise your courage." Li Baoen raised his pistol.

The lifeless Sawada Tsunayoshi took Nakahara Chuya's blow hard: "Okay, don't fight any more."

"You are amazing!" Zhong Yuan admired, and then wiped his lips to invite, "It's no fun to bully Dazai's weakling, why don't you fight with me?"

"Forget it. I didn't have such a plan..." Sawada Tsunayoshi lay in the middle, racking his brains and thinking: "The cherry blossoms are blooming together, let's enjoy the flowers together! My mother made it The bento is delicious!"

"Ah--" Zhongyuan Zhong also took a bite of the bento angrily, and he didn't know why he accepted the invitation inexplicably.

He drank some wine, slightly tipsy, staring at the sandy brown figure under the cherry blossom tree, regretting why he didn't take a photo of Dazai's women's clothing to threaten and laugh at him.

The 12-year-old Lolita is the leader's good one.

Wait what am I thinking?That kind of thing must be destroyed immediately, and the leader must not see it...

Nakahara Chuya leaned against the tree trunk, his eyes blurred, "Dazai, when will you return to the port mafia?"

Osamu Dazai took a sip of his wine, unexpectedly did not sneer, but said flatly: "I will never go back in this life."

"Actually, I already knew the answer." Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little sad, "Mr. Mori was wrong about that."

"Live in the present, there is nothing to talk about in the past." Osamu Dazai raised his glass: "To the wild dogs!"

"Respect the Wild Dogs!"

"Everyone has their own ghost, which is the ghost that protects them!" The white-headed Toritsu Rei Taizhi proudly boasted, "And I can see and manipulate all ghosts!"

"Really? Then tell me what the primate looks like behind us?"

"The spirit behind A Gang is an adult male with a flame on his head, who is very similar to him."

"The one from Qingjiang is a long-haired female ghost sister."

"..."

"Wow! It's amazing!" There were inhaling praises one after another.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Reita Tosusu who was flustered, how could he have such an apprentice?

Reita, Teruhashi, Rando...

Why are all these people here?

Li Baoen smiled gratifiedly: "Did you hear that? The first generation has been guarding you, Gang."

"Yes." Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded heavily.

"Liu, it's great that you can live a normal life!" Gojo Sukuna was very happy.

"Thanks to Mr. Dazai." Bishui Liu shook his arms and legs uncomfortably, and said solemnly: "I have made up my mind, and I will return the stone slab to Sceper4 after I go back this time. Mr. Dazai let me understand, Ability is not the only thing that can bring a sense of security to human beings. Do you agree?"

Panzhou Tianji nodded: "I have walked with Liu all the way, your thoughts are my thoughts."

Yu Shaoshen Zi smiled and said: "As ministers, we will naturally obey all the king's instructions."

"Sister Culom, people want to eat too, feed me! Ah——"

"Do it yourself." Liudao Mukuro's trident was inserted into Fran's apple headgear.

There was a lot of toasting and laughter, until night fell.

"Mr. Dazai, what's wrong with your body?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and saw that his body was gradually becoming transparent. Others who had the same reaction as him were Fu Sangshen and Chuya Nakahara.

After a little thought, he understood the reason: "The time is coming."

Time for a seven-day tour of the magical world.

He smiled and bid farewell to everyone: "We should go back, next time I invite you to my Honmaru!"

"Master, welcome back!"