When Dazai became a god judge

When the young interrogator passed by the inner court, he saw a group of small short knives huddling together and making joyful sounds from time to time, looking extremely happy.

"What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai walked over and asked the cubs curiously.

"Master, good afternoon!" The little short knives greeted the judge one after another.

Mori Fujishiro, who was holding the tablet, couldn't wait to share his source of happiness with the judges, "It's akb48's concert in this world! This time, my little sister of PK will definitely win this time!"

"My little sister has won the first and third consecutive awards."

"My little sister is a dark horse, and she is expected to break out of the encirclement!"

The little knives were chattering and arguing endlessly, very lively.

Osamu Dazai caught a glimpse of the girls dancing and singing on the screen, and sat down to watch with the knives with great interest.

The girl group's concert was over, followed by the men's group's performance. Finally, the public screen showed the votes for the general list. Ranto Shiro sighed unsatisfactorily: "If I can participate, I will definitely make my debut."

Of course, this is just talk. Fu Sangshen secretly guards history, so naturally he cannot participate in such worldly activities.

"That's right!" Ranto Shiro had a flash of inspiration: "Master, master, you can sign up! Their company is now recruiting trainees."

Atsuto Shiro said firmly: "If the master participates, he will definitely break through the encirclement and debut at the C position!"

"Luanjiang, thick, don't mess around." In the first episode, he patted his imaginative younger brothers, "The master has a lot of things to do every day, how can he take time to participate in this kind of activity?"

After finishing speaking, the young Taidao bowed his head and apologized to the judge, "I'm sorry master, my younger brothers have overstepped."

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have always been doing nothing, so it's okay to participate in the fun."

"Oh! That's great! The master is the best!" The little knives jumped three feet high excitedly, regardless of the blockage of brother Taidao.

Just do what you say, Osamu Dazai submitted the application form the next day, and without any surprise, he was selected with his unique and excellent appearance.

The talent show company attaches great importance to this selection. The first meeting between the trainees and the audience is broadcast live on public screens in Tokyo, Yokohama, Osaka and many other first-tier cities in Japan, and promotional posters are widely posted and distributed.

With this kind of publicity, the news of Osamu Dazai's participation in the draft naturally cannot be hidden from his friends in this world.

The promotional posters of Osamu Dazai’s participation in the talent show were immediately displayed on the desks of several leaders in Yokohama, along with the materials of the other 47 members, ranging from their life experiences to those who have confessed their love to a girl in kindergarten It is recorded in great detail.

Legend has it that Sen Owai, the leader of the port mafia, convened a two-hour cadre meeting with the five major cadres.

According to legend, all members of the Armed Detective Agency discussed for a whole afternoon how Osamu Dazai would make his C debut.

It is not known who sent the news.

In short, the agents of the Supernatural Affairs Division who have been watching the sentry for a whole day said that they are really tired today and will be even more tired in the future.

As a fan of Osamu Dazai's mother, Atsushi Nakajima sat in front of the computer and meditated. He thought of the "beautiful, strong and tragic effect" that Mr. Ranpo proposed to attract fans the most, and tremblingly entered the title of the post "A detailed count of Mr. Dazai's tenderness" , gained unexpected comments and retweets, and even rushed to the hot search, which opened the door for him to support a thousand-character long article.

The following is an excerpt from "Mr. Dazai's Tenderness"

x month x day, meet

The first time I met that boy was on the banks of the Yokohama River, where the grass was growing and the greenery was fragrant. It was in such a spring day that he chose to throw himself into the river.

I couldn't understand it when I was young at the time, but now I understand one ten thousandth of his suffering.

x month x day, acquaintance

That boy took me homeless and introduced me to his work place.I still can't forget the taste of the bowl of noodles he took me to eat, which is incomparable to all delicacies.

On x month x day, accompany

With the help of that boy, I successfully passed the entrance examination.

That's great, I thought I would be by his side forever from now on.

But I was wrong, that boy is Qingfeng and Mingyue, who cannot be controlled and captured, so he left.

Now, here's a chance to keep him in my sight a little longer—

If I can get No.1 in the general election, I can see him more.

Hope you guys can help me.

......

Osamu Dazai who browsed to these posts: The old man on the subway looks at his mobile phone jpg.

This disgusting apprentice can't take it anymore.

port mafia

Akutagawa Ryunosuke crushed his new mobile phone, "Ahhhhhhh! Bastard! I also want to write about my encounter with Mr. Dazai. Obviously I came first, so did I meet Mr. Dazai, and I was taught by Mr. Dazai... ...."

Higuchi Kazuyo: "Do you have time? Didn't you just say that you would fight [-] rounds with Mr. Dazai's black fans?"

"That's right! Higuchi, hurry up and give me a new phone." Akutagawa Ryunosuke was furious: "Those scumbags dare to slander and slander Mr. Dazai."

You can always see Akutagawa Ryunosuke charging into battle in Dazai Osamu's black posts.

Dazai Osamu's black powder gathering place:

"Osamu Dazai was raised with a stone hammer"

rt. I got a picture of Osamu Dazai going in and out of the Port Mafia today.

Floor 1: The photo is a bit blurry, this hammer is not hard.

The blogger replied: That is the base of the port mafia. I risked my life to take these photos.

Mr. Dazai's chief disciple replied to the tweeter: cnm! nmsl!If you have the ability, post a location to let me know who you are, and see if I don't blow your dog's head!

Floor 2: I heard that akb48's company has been controlled by the port mafia. No wonder Osamu Dazai's votes remain high. The prince can change the data as he wants?Pity my poor little brother.

Mr. Dazai's chief disciple replied: You cook that kind of paste, even if you give more resources, it will not be popular.

Floor 3: The Port Mafia, is that a powerful organization?

A: No one really doesn't know about the Port Mafia, does it?No way, no way?

B: Strangely, I heard that Mori Ogai, the leader of the port mafia, has strange sexual fetishes. It should be impossible to keep Osamu Dazai, right?

Mr. Dazai’s chief disciple replied B: I can testify to this point. Mr. Mori himself said that he only likes loli under the age of 12.

C: An insider broke the news!Look what big news I saw! !Put this message on the top! ! !

Floor 4: In my opinion, Osamu Dazai is idle all day long, and his basic skills are not solid, so he just relies on his face to canvass votes.

Mr. Dazai's Chief Disciple: Do you know how hard Mr. Dazai works?Practicing 23 hours a day, with a fever of 39 degrees and still dancing...

Passerby A: Actually, that "Mr. Dazai's Chief Disciple" is the real black fan of Osamu Dazai...

AKB48 general election

Auditorium

Mori Ogai, who met with Mafia family leaders such as Vongola and Miruffio, handed over the support work to Nakahara Chuya.

Zhong Yuan, who was entrusted with the important task, said to the menacing burly men behind him: "Little ones, when Dazai enters the arena, show me the aura I should have!"

"Yes!"

Dozens of men in black suits and black sunglasses who looked like the Mafia at first glance shouted in unison as soon as Osamu Dazai entered the venue: "Come on, Dazai! Mom loves you! Mom will always support you!"

The momentum is so strong that it goes straight to the sky.

Osamu Dazai trembled when he heard the words, and almost stepped on the ground, he said silently in his heart: no male mother, no male mother...

"Hmph! Dazai looks pretty good after being well-groomed!" Yosano Akiko praised Dazai Osamu, who made everyone else look bleak as soon as he appeared on the stage.

"That's right, that's Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka Izumi sat side by side, with anticipation shining in their eyes.

"Wait, Kunikida-san, what are you doing? Dazai-san's performance is about to start."

"Write a cheering speech for Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo said without raising his head.

Junichiro Tanizaki rubbed his neck, "The mirage of fine snow is ready too! Guaranteed to be more real than those fifty cents special effects."

"My brother is the best!" Tanizaki Naomi praised.

Fusangshen who secretly came to watch the scene

In the first phase, we are ready to fight: "Bodo, do we have enough capital reserves?"

"Don't worry, brother one." Hakata Toshiro said confidently: "As long as the voting channel is opened, it is guaranteed that the owner will be pushed to the top of the list in an instant."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "Hey, Hakata doesn't care about money anymore."

Hakata Toshiro patted his chest: "Of course I will not be stingy with my master." And he has already bought the bet on Osamu Dazai's position C in advance, waiting to make a fortune.

God of Wealth Ebisu & Organization Francis: I heard that you are worried about not having enough money?

Yatogami Gorou said to the white-haired boy beside him, "Shiro, that's Dazai."

The white-haired boy flicked the red oil-paper umbrella in his hand, "I've been fascinated by the name for a long time, let's pay a visit to him after the general election is over!"

Outside the concert hall

Ye Dou yelled non-stop: "The concert is about to start, I still have the last ticket here, if you buy it, you will earn money—"

Yiqirihe stood aside blankly: I thought you came to Yokohama to take me to the concert, but I didn't expect you to be a scalper......

"I stood at the door to stop Xiaofu. That poor god might bring some disasters when he goes in!"

Iki Hiyori asked in surprise, "Miss Xiaofu is here too?"

"Conan, the concert is about to start, won't you go in?" Mao Lilan held Suzuki Sonoko's arm and urged the hesitant Edogawa Conan.

"Wait for me......"

"I suggest you don't go in. According to my reasoning, 90.00% of you will be killed if you enter."

"You!" Conan looked up: "You are..."

The young man took off his hat: "Thanks to your care last time, I am Ranpo Edogawa. I think you are not interested in concerts, so why don't you sit with me?"

"Don't you need to go to Mr. Dazai's concert?"

"As far as I can reason, Dazai's chances of winning are [-] percent. I'm not interested in established facts."

Everyone is very happy, except for the Ability Affairs Department who has been busy before and after and has lost his legs.

Yaoshou, why are there so many people with different abilities?And they can bring huge disasters to Yokohama at every turn.

The head of the Ability Affairs Section wiped off his cold sweat: "President Munakata, thank you very much for your assistance."

"The responsibility is, we also have a few kings over there."

"How many?" asked the head of the Ability Affairs Section.

Munakata Reishi replied indifferently: "All the reigning kings have come."

"..."

Osamu Dazai won the No.1 general election with an unprecedented number of votes.

He is hailed by the media as an insurmountable myth.

However, the protagonist who everyone was chasing disappeared the next day.There was no news, as if he had never been in this world.

Osamu Dazai, whom the whole of Japan was looking for, lazily collapsed in the main pill, hiding merit and fame deeply.

"Oh, it's really tiring to debut."