[Comprehensive] Those years when I memorized the Analects of Confucius

My name is Kong Yun, and I was just admitted to Fengshen Academy from the East this year.Just when I thought my campus life was going to unfold in this place full of delicious food and romance, I was thrown abroad by the principal Jiang Ziya as an exchange student.I heard from fellow expatriates that the food in the UK is terrible, the professors are horrible, and in recent years there has been a mad king.I'm a bit square.