[Comprehensive] Those years when I memorized the Analects of Confucius

Repay kindness with kindness, and repay grievances with straightness.

The cotton ball nestled in the corner of the bed froze as if it had been hit by some serious blow. A pair of big black eyes looked at him incredulously.

"Okay, it's useless to pretend to be stupid." Kong Yun said indifferently: "I haven't settled the debt with you last time. Do you think that's the way to settle it? Huh?" He stepped forward and grabbed the little girl at once. The guy's ears, the latter raised his head and looked at him pitifully.Kong Yun was unmoved: "Until I calm down, you can sleep on the table."

The little milk cat meowed aggrievedly, knowing that there was really no room for negotiation.It jumped off the bed with its head drooping, and slowly climbed up to the desk, balling itself into a ball in heartbreak.

Kong Yun suddenly changed his subject and said, "Of course, it's not like there's room for negotiation..."

Immediately, a small head emerged from the soft cotton ball, and there was a sparkle of light in the black jade-like eyes.

"Do you want me to forgive you?" Kong Yun asked gently with his eyebrows curved.

Xiaotuanzi nodded heavily in a hurry.

"What the hell did you want to do when you went to the Slytherin common room? What did the Weasley twins ask you to do?"

This question is not difficult to answer, the little guy immediately meowed a few times, and explained the whole thing from beginning to end.

Due to the special connection between the organ beast and its master, Kong Yun could basically understand what Tuantuan meant, but because of this, his expression became even more ugly: "You mean, they asked you to take that thing and go to Slytherin Playing pranks in the lounge? Just attack anyone who doesn't like it?"

The little guy nodded obediently.

Kong Yun frowned: "What about Draco? What's the matter with him?"

Hearing an annoying human name again, the little milk cat tugged at its ears. It gave its own excrement shoveler a sad look, then turned around and started circling, chasing its own tail seriously.

The little guy's act of pretending to be stupid is too obvious, knowing that he can't ask anything now, the junior Hufflepuff simply took a few steps back, sat on the bed, and stared at his little milk cat for a while , suddenly said: "How much do you know about the Weasley twins' plan?"

The little milk cat stopped scratching at its own tail, then turned around again.

On one side is the "furious" shit-shoveling officer of the family, and on the other side are the Weasley twins who have repeatedly told them to "keep a secret". Which one should you choose?Needless to say?Of course, betray them without hesitation :)

Ever since he found out that the Weasley twins had intentionally brought his family down, Kong Yun had been thinking about how to take revenge back. I have to say that this was not a small problem for him:

He couldn't be as hands-on as he was with Laurent, or as mischievous as he was with Raymond.The former is because the behavior of the twins has not been that bad, and the latter is because Kong Yun does not think that a small prank can cause any substantial harm to the Weasley twins who are keen on this way.

How to get revenge on a pair of mischievous twin brothers?

Then let them be unlucky until every recent prank has failed, and because the incident was exposed, they will be chased and beaten by the other party ^_^

After 10 minutes, the little milk cat, who did not care what kind of "terms" he "signed" and regained the right to sleep next to the bed, snored happily and rubbed the junior Hufflepuff happily. palm, thought disdainfully.

Humans are too stupid to expect a cat to keep a secret for them ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The big hatred (?) in my heart was resolved, and everyone and the cat slept very happily that night.Kong Yun didn't dwell on Tuantuan's special hostility towards Draco any longer. He was puzzled, but Tuantuan put on a stance that he would kill him without saying anything. He simply wrote his question in the letter and sent it to Mo banyan.

The days of waiting for a reply are still long.

During this time, Kong Yun also packed his schedule as usual: daily research and study, Quidditch training three times a week, and accepting the confinement punishment that has not yet ended on time—although the latter requires It's hard to call it a punishment.

At the same time, he also took advantage of the leisure time in the middle to make the finished potion that he had discussed with the Potions professor last time.

After the finished product was finished, Kong Yun didn't immediately go to the Potions Professor. He still needed more experiments and research to further improve this special potion until he felt that it could at least satisfy Professor Snape. up to the point.

On one side, he was busy living a fulfilling life, on the other side, the Weasley twins had not had a good time recently.

For the Weasley twins who made up their minds a long time ago to build a joke store, all kinds of prank props and ideas are explored and tried all the time.In this way, the people around them are unlucky: chewing gum that will make people's mouth bubble after accidentally eating, and their first research results-

The size of a glass marble, the appearance is translucent, once it is accidentally crushed, it will quickly blow up the owner into an African bomb. Pinball=_=

According to the Weasley twins, the idea of ​​bombing the ball came from the little lions who would blow up the cauldron in potions class from time to time, so that their entire faces were blown into black coal balls. Made an eye-catching advertisement for this marble: Boom. Pinball, let you experience the despair of being ruled by old bats!

"Don't you feel so cool?" Fred proudly announced loudly: "I think this is our greatest invention this year! No one! We will definitely shock the whole of Hogwarts!"

"Actually, I thought—every one of your pranks can be said to 'shock the whole of Hogwarts'." Ron stared at the wizard chess on the table in front of him, and said absent-mindedly: "Go, I hope you Not to be caught by Percy and then babbled on and on all week long..."

"Hey, little Ronnie!" George shouted, and then he managed to see how disgusted his little brother was by this name, and he said with confidence: "Don't worry, this time, we will definitely not What alarmed Percy—everyone in Gryffindor used to blow cauldrons in Potions class anyway."

"That's right," Fred added enthusiastically: "And, this time, we decided to let the Slytherin vipers experience what it's like to explode a cauldron, imagine how they panicked... that would be fun! "

then……

Then there is no more.

In a very rare case, after the tenth prank failed and they were chased down several corridors, the twins began to feel that something was wrong: it was not without such prank experiments before, although there were times when they were exposed on the spot, but that was after all. A few, unlike this time, the failure rate is as high as 100%.

"We can't go on like this, George." Fred said seriously, "We can't always fail—there must be something wrong with it."

George nodded in agreement: "I don't think our idea is so stupid that anyone can debunk it." He said firmly: "Someone must have done something behind the scenes, and he must have intentionally made fun of us. The store's signboard!"

"You mean, maybe our kind did it?"

"Maybe it's the same person as Raymond last time!" George said, "If it's that guy, it's not surprising that he can see through our tricks."

The question of the (future) signature of the Weasley twins' joke shop is so serious that the two brothers decide to set an elaborate trap to expose who's behind it all (?).

after one day.

In the well-lit Gryffindor Tower, where people come and go, the twin brothers lowered their heads, staring at the little kitten lazily licking its paws on the ground with serious expressions.

"..." Fred was silent for a while: "Did we find the wrong one? The culprit is a cat?"

"No, no, no, we all know that it is not an ordinary cat." George retorted: "Just now, we saw it push away the bomb we carefully placed there, and its The force was very accurate, and it didn't crush it at all."

The two looked at each other for this contradictory proposition, and finally Fred suggested: "Why don't we follow it secretly and observe?"

The speed of the little milk cat is not fast, and the twins can easily keep up with its pace.The two of them and the cat got the big lawn in this way. They were wondering why the little guy came here. The little milk cat observed it and lay down on the corner where people pass by most often. They didn't know where to take it out. I dropped a small pinball, half buried in the dirt and grass.

"..." Fred was dumbfounded: "I guessed correctly, this guy is simply a genius in the world of jokes!"

George, who was also shocked, shook his head and signaled his brother to calm down first: "Let's observe for a while and see what it will do."

They thought that the little milk cat would deliberately lead people to the ambush spot, so as to achieve the effect of mischief.However, just before someone walked in this direction and almost stepped on the "trap", the little milk cat bit the corner of the robe——

"Whose pet is this? It's so cute." The Gryffindor girl bent down and touched Xiaotuanzi's head, only to see the latter suddenly get down on the ground and paw away the grass in front of her.

A few stalks of grass were torn apart, revealing small translucent marbles inside.

"...What is this?" Elena just asked, and saw the little milk cat lightly pawed and pushed, and the transparent and beautiful marble rolled and hit a corner of the rock, only to hear " With a bang, the entire dark gray stone was dyed a strange black.

Elena: ...

George & Fred: ? ? ?

This is not the end.

The bomb was ruled out in twos and threes, and the finished cotton ball raised its claws and pointed accurately to the twins who were secretly observing on the other side of the lawn.

George & Fred: ...wait a minute, is there such an operation? ? ?

In connection with the series of movements of the little milk cat just now, and the weak trust of the twins in this regard, what else does Elena not understand?The Gryffindor girl narrowed her eyes dangerously and gritted her teeth: "Wei! S! Lai!"

"No no no, wait a minute, please allow me to explain, just one sentence!" George raised his hands, expressing surrender: "Although we do often do this kind of thing, but this time it really wasn't us who did it!" As if In order to strengthen the credibility of this sentence, Fred also nodded seriously from the side.

"You didn't do it?" Elena glanced at the twins suspiciously, and asked back: "Then tell us, it wasn't you, who else would do such a boring thing?"

Fred: "..." He didn't speak, but his eyes couldn't help looking at the little milk cat who was watching from the grass.

Elena followed the eyes of the two, and saw the soft cotton ball lying on the grass with a ignorant and innocent expression, and the fourth-year Gryffindor looked even more angry: "George! Fred! What do you two mean?" She was furious, her face full of disbelief: "Can you act like a man, do something bad yourself, and even want to plant it on a cat? How can you be so shameless?!"

The girl seemed to be very angry. She squatted down and hugged the fluffy kitten. After doing this, she turned around, took a few steps outside, and then stopped. , said with a sullen face: "Although I really don't want to do this kind of thing, but—" Elena took a deep breath, "I will let Percy discipline you well, even if it's just for Gryffindor to be able to Less points will be deducted."

After saying this, she stopped paying attention to the twins' "quibbles", tossed her long hair, and left in a huff, leaving only George and Fred staring at each other blankly.

who I am?am i there?What am I doing?

Half an hour later, the twins who were taken back to the lounge by the Gryffindor prefects were ordered to reflect on the sidelines, and at the same time, they had to suffer the tedious "education of love" from the prefect's brother. I have to say that this punishment was indeed very It worked, at least now the twins were unbearable, and they were completely killed by Percy's nagging "chanting".

"I said, we really didn't do it this time! Why don't you believe us?" George said desperately, almost wanting to bury his head in the sofa to resist the magic voice from their prefect brother .

"That's right," Hermione said calmly, "You want to say that the cat you brought back last time played a prank on Elena-senpai and planted it on you?"

Fred nodded heavily: "That's right, that's it!"

Miss Know-it-all glanced at the two Weasleys in front of her with mentally retarded eyes, she let out a chuckle, then turned her head away without hesitation, and continued to look at the "Encyclopedia of Toadstools" in her hand.

Harry looked at the twins with an expression of disbelief, speechless.

It was Ron—he put down the half-gnawd apple and cleared his throat solemnly. This action made everyone next to him raise their heads subconsciously and look at him.

"You don't understand at all, this is a cat with a great talent for jokes, it is simply a genius in the world of pranks!" He announced happily, winking his eyebrows, imitating the declaration of the twins a few days ago very realistically, "Do you know what a terrible thing it is to kill a genius—even if it's just a cat?"

George & Fred: ...

Before his twin brother could respond, Ron put on a proud expression again. He raised his eyebrows and said indifferently, "Don't worry, we won't disturb Percy this time— —everyone in Gryffindor used to blow up cauldrons in Potions anyway."

After finishing the imitation game in a few words, Ron picked up the half-eaten apple and said coolly, "That's it."

Everything seems to be the truth.

"..." Percy: "George, Fred, what else do you two have to say?"

Just when the rain was about to fall in the quiet Gryffindor common room, the little milk cat who easily completed the task grabbed a big gray mouse and walked towards the black lake of Hogwarts go.

The excrement shoveler is doing experiments with mice recently!

Wo caught him a big and playful one!

He will be very happy, praise me as the cutest cat in the world, and praise me with fresh and delicious dried fish! =v=!