[Comprehensive] Those years when I memorized the Analects of Confucius

People do not know but not stunned.

For a while, Kong Yun couldn't help but began to think about whether he had misunderstood the English word "not enough to eat". He looked at the other party in confusion, and Ernie immediately covered his mouth belatedly. With a shocked expression of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"No," Kong Yun thought about his words, and then he asked with some difficulty: "I want to know, do you mean what I think when you say 'not enough to eat'?"

Ernie kept his hands over his mouth and didn't speak.

"Why do you think that I will..." He paused for a moment before he managed to say those few words: "Can't you eat enough?"

Ernie originally wanted to refuse to cooperate, but seeing Kong Yun's expression of knowing everything, he also felt that there was no need to hide it anymore, so he simply confessed: "Justin told me, he told me ——Most Chinese people are very poor, they can't even afford a tea egg, and many people are starved to death every year, so..."

Kong Yun: ...Very well, now he is considering whether to go back and beat Justin up.

He was shocked by this sentence for a long time before he found his voice: "So..."

"Yun, although we can't change your situation in China," Ernie said, his tone became serious: "But, at least at Hogwarts, you don't have to worry about food."

Kong Yun thought of Ernie and Justin's tireless "nagging" these days, as well as the overt and secret "advice" of little badgers he knew and didn't know, and he was really angry and funny for a while.

Are you idiots...

However, it is undeniable that although the result was not so good, this friendly misunderstanding did give him a lot of sense of belonging to Hufflepuff—no matter how outsiders laughed at Hufflepuff for being useless, Kong Yun’s innermost feelings Phototropism can't help but have a better impression of this kind of friendly and warm people.

What's more, he never felt that Hufflepuff was "waste".

From childhood to adulthood, Kong Yun has always accepted orthodox Confucianism. He doesn't quite understand why such qualities as integrity, loyalty, friendliness, and tenacity, in the eyes of some people, become a symbol of "fools", but this is not true. Affect his appreciation of this kind of person.

And ability has never been his criterion for choosing friends.

After finally convincing Ernie that he really didn't go hungry in China, Kong Yun couldn't laugh or cry: "If you want me to say, since you have such doubts, why don't you just ask me?"

Ernie touched his nose: "Oh, that's because——Justin asked us not to mention this matter to you. He said it would hurt your self-esteem, so don't let us say..."

Hearing this, Kong Yun reluctantly decided to let Justin go.

Ernie, on the other hand, was suddenly taken aback as he was talking, and said nervously, "I'm sorry, Yun. Did I hurt you by saying that?"

"You don't need to apologize, Ernie, it's nothing." Kong Yun looked at him helplessly: "Actually, I thought I told you just now—I never had enough to eat in Huaxia." He now He began to doubt sincerely, did Ernie really listen to his explanation just now?

Thinking about Hufflepuff's unreliability in the gossip, Kong Yun suddenly became a little bit smart.

……

In order to really dispel and change the scary and strange cognition of the friends, Kong Yun decided to treat them to a real Chinese meal.

When Kong Yun put forward his invitation in a serious manner, he could clearly see Ernie's hesitation—such as "Should I not eat dark food?" "Should I eat some other food in advance just in case?" One" "It's rare for a friend to invite me and I can't let him down" and so on.

In this regard, Kong Yun said that probably only because of his numerous and strange ideas, he is really out of tune with these Hufflepuffs.

It was hard for Ernie to believe that the Huaxia people were not so poor that they couldn’t afford tea eggs, and he wouldn’t entertain him with any weird things. Yun still saw the sandwich he secretly ordered from the Hogwarts kitchen next door.

Kong Yun turned a blind eye to this.

Frankly speaking, he may not be sure about other things, but when it comes to Chinese food, he is still very confident. Compared with the terrible recipes of the British, Chinese food is 100% heaven.He has already told Ernie what he should say, and if the other party eats too much beforehand and cannot eat the delicious food in front of him... Blame me.

Considering that the tastes of the British and the Chinese are different, and there are indeed some British who are not interested in Chinese cuisine, and it is night, Kong Yun chose some dishes that are generally recognized as more popular with foreigners: sweet and sour pork tenderloin, Kung Pao Dried chicken, fried rice, and shrimp with cashew nuts.

Of course, the food was not made by Kong Yun himself.

Speaking of this, I have to mention a magical species in Hogwarts-house elves.At first, Kong Yun just followed the other little badgers to the kitchen next door to get some food. Later, Kong Yun looked at the house elves who were basically full-fledged in cooking skills, and tentatively asked them if they could eat. Can provide Chinese cuisine.

When Kong Yun asked this question, the house elf was ashamed and wanted to hit the wall because he didn't know how to do it. He stopped him in time and then patted his chest and said that he would definitely learn it. At that time, Kong Yun didn't take it to heart. , As a result, the next time he came to the kitchen, the house-elf would hand over real Chinese dishes.

It can be said that it is very convenient.

Bringing all kinds of Chinese dishes prepared by the house elves, Kong Yun passed the common room and returned to the dormitory. Many people were attracted by the smell, and those who were familiar with him were already asking what he ate.

"These are the foods from my hometown..." Kong Yun stayed in the common room for a while, and introduced some Chinese dishes in earnest: "This is sweet and sour pork tenderloin, this is Kung Pao chicken, this is... "

He doesn’t need too much introduction, just the mellow and strong fresh fragrance, exquisite and delicate appearance, has already made the little badgers on the side salivate. Hufflepuff students are famous for their enthusiasm for food. What's more, these exotic delicacies that have never been eaten before, but also look delicious?

Someone whispered: "I have to say, if I can eat this kind of food every day, even if I can't afford tea eggs..."

There are also those who have struggled to maintain their analytical skills in the face of food: "This is incredible. Doesn't it mean that Chinese people can't even afford tea eggs? Let me say, I am willing to exchange a hundred tea eggs for these delicious foods! "

"..."

Facing the pair of eyes that almost had "want to eat" written on it, Kong Yun couldn't help laughing: "Not only that, there are many types and tastes of Huaxia cuisine. These are what I asked for from the house-elf, you guys If you want to eat, just tell them the name of the dish."

As it turns out, the power of good food is enormous, especially for a purebred eater like a Hufflepuff.

Only an hour later, the rumors that Kong Yun was dumbfounded that "Huaxia people are too poor to eat tea eggs" completely dissipated among the little badgers. Food, and immediately believed Kong Yun's explanation.

Among other things, at least the tenderloin in sweet and sour pork is much more expensive than eggs.

As for Ernie...

From the first bite of his sweet and sour pork tenderloin, Kong Yun witnessed him go from shock to enjoyment, from enjoyment to remorse, from remorse to heartbreak, and then pitifully watching Kong Yun and Justin in front of each other The scene of him enjoying one bite after another.

There is no way, he ate too much beforehand, even if he wanted to eat at this time, he couldn't eat it anymore. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After solving the rumor incident, Kong Yun also relaxed a lot at this time. After finishing the perfect food, he casually asked in a happy mood: "By the way, by the way, you should have nothing else to hide from me, right?"

In heaven, he was really just asking casually.However, Hufflepuffs don't seem to have much talent for lying, Justin immediately replied no, but Ernie dodged his eyes for a while, and then imitated Justin and said, "No!"

No matter how the voice sounded or how the reaction was overreacted, it was too obvious.

Kong Yun: "..."

Justin is obviously also very picky about his little friend who has no talent for lying, he sighed: "Let me tell the story." He looked at Kong Yun: "I think, you probably know, our Hufflepuff Among the four colleges, the evaluation has always been not very good, right?"