Send me away again and call the police

As a three-none man with no car, no house, and no wife, Mali only makes ends meet by reselling various novelty items.However, one day, because he got a pot of magical plants that look exactly like Hericium erinaceus, but are actually a magical alien species, his life changed drastically from then on!Wait, who's going to tell him what's going on with a pot of mushrooms suddenly turning into a human? !Didn't it be agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals and plants are not allowed to become refined at will?Hericium erinaceus: Stop talking nonsense, hurry over and cook.Horsepower: It is QAQ Hericium erinaceus: Also, after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, only animals are not allowed to become sperm →_→ Horsepower: QAQ Edible Guide: 1. Short stories, the number of words is variable; 2. No-brainer, 1v1, HE Content tags: Fantasy Space, City, Love, Love, Love, Sweet Text┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Ma Li┃ Supporting role: Mo Gu