Send me away again and call the police

Ma Ma is a small trader who likes to collect all kinds of weird things and resell them to earn the difference.

Recently, he received a pot of strange-looking mushrooms from an old classmate who had not been in contact with him for a long time. From the appearance, it looks a bit like the Hericium erinaceus we often eat, but the old classmate told him mysteriously, This is actually a foreign product that has changed hands several times. Eating it can strengthen your body, and the most important thing is to strengthen your yang. It's nothing to worry about eight times a night!

Believing it was true, Ma Li carefully kept this pot of mushrooms, which are more precious than gold, at home, and took good care of them according to the method given to him by his old classmates.

Three months passed, and the pot of mushrooms he cared for gradually grew up. Although it was only a little bigger than when he first came here, Na Mali was also very happy!Because the old classmate told him that the bigger the mushroom grows, the better the effect, and the higher the relative price.

Mali thinks that the mushrooms are still too small now. If they are sold at this time, they will definitely be resold at a higher price if they are in the hands of others in the future. So he thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to take care of it himself. Raise this mushroom until it can't get bigger, and then buy it at a high price, so maybe he can live comfortably for the rest of his life.

With such a beautiful wish in mind, Ma Li took care of the mushrooms even more carefully.

In the past three months, the mushrooms have grown a little bit more. Looking at the thriving mushrooms in his house, Ma Ma felt very happy. While stroking the mushroom heads with his fingertips, he said to himself: "Little mushroom, little mushroom!" Mushroom, you have to grow up quickly, and grow up to be as big as your father so that you can earn money for your father."

I don't know if Mushroom understood Ma Li's words, but Ma Li felt in a daze that the mushroom nodded to him.

……etc!Nod or something!Is it because he has read too many novels recently that he has hallucinations? !

Ma Li felt that he might be too tired, so he decided to go to bed early today.

He hurried to the bathroom to take a warm shower, Ma Ma dried his body, walked into the bedroom naked and went to bed.

Ma Li is good at everything, except that he is used to sleeping naked|sleeping naked. This problem has been developed since he was very young, and he has been naked for more than ten years, and he has not been able to correct it.

At this moment, he was naked|naked and lying on the bed, feeling extremely comfortable.

In his mind, he imagined that his mushrooms would grow into towering giant mushrooms in the future, and fell asleep with a foolish smile on his lips.

In the middle of the night, Ma Li suddenly felt cool and slippery around him, as if he was hugging an ice pillow.

In a daze, he turned over towards the icy cold side, and subconsciously crossed his arms, trying to hug the cold ice pillow tightly.

But when he really hugged that icy coldness into his arms, the touch on his hands made him feel a little strange.

Ma Li hesitated for a while in his sleep, then suddenly woke up with a start.

However, when he saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't restrain himself from screaming.

Maybe it was because his cry was too fierce and harsh. The boy on the bed rubbed his eyes and sat up reluctantly. He looked at Ma Li and stared at him with a fussy face, couldn't help but yawned, and said in disgust: " What are you screaming about in the middle of the night? Damn it!"

Ma Li especially wanted to say that he had indeed seen a ghost, but he couldn't say anything when he got to his mouth, and just instinctively stared at him with wide-eyed eyes.

The boy yawned again, obviously feeling sleepy. He glanced at Ma Ma, then lay down slowly, and said, "I'll sleep if you don't sleep, good night."

Then he really fell asleep.

Ma Li stared at the boy's sleeping face, with a dazed face, two dazed faces, three dazed faces... In the end, he didn't know when he fell asleep.

When he woke up again, it was already bright outside.

Ma Ma recalled the sudden appearance of the boy he saw last night, and laughed at himself that he must have been working all day and night so that he was a little nervous.

The sudden appearance of a boy on his bed in the middle of the night clearly only happens in novels!How could he, a merchant who wanted nothing but nothing, be cast as the protagonist suddenly, and throw a fair-skinned and beautiful boy on his bed!

It must all be a misunderstanding.

Thinking of this, Ma Ma stretched his waist and sat up from the bed.

"It looks like you slept well."

The sudden sound froze Ma Li's stretching motion in mid-air.

He paused for a moment, then turned his head mechanically, looking in the direction of the sound.

Then, he saw the boy he saw last night very clearly.

Ma Li blinked at the young man, then suddenly turned around and rubbed his eyes vigorously, and after making sure that he was awake and not asleep, he turned his gaze to his side again.

This time, there was nothing beside him, no one there.

Ma Li couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, sure enough, seeing the boy was all his hallucination!

"What are you doing stupidly in bed, why don't you get up and cook for me!"

Suddenly hearing that voice again, Ma Li almost jumped out of bed in fright.

He turned his head in the direction of the voice again, this time he really saw the boy!That young man who had been by his side since last night and was always being fierce to him.

"You, who are you?!" Facing the young man in front of him, Ma Li stammered for some reason.

"Didn't you always claim to be my father? Now you're asking me who I am." The boy glared at him with disdain written all over his face.

dad? !

etc!What kind of magical setting is this!

He has no horsepower, no car, no house, no money, no wife, and he has never even touched a little girl's hand, so how could he give birth to such a big son?There must be a misunderstanding!

Ma Ma thought for a while, cleared his throat and said calmly: "Little friend, I think you must have misunderstood the person, but it's okay, you can tell me where your home is, and I might be able to help send you back to your parents go around."

The young man originally had a disdainful expression on his face, but when he heard this, his brows immediately frowned.He couldn't believe it and said, "You want to send me away?!"

Ma Lixin said that he would not send you away, did he really want to keep you here to support you?

He showed a kind face again, and said: "Your parents will be worried if you run out alone. If they don't see you back and think you have an accident, they will cry to death!"

After receiving Ma Li's affirmative reply, the young man frowned even deeper, "You really want to send me away! Good...very good!" His face darkened, and he stared at Ma Ma's face with some resentment, making Ma Ma a little scared. Still a little overwhelmed.

Mali hurriedly stood up from the bed, before he even had time to put on his shoes, he comforted him: "Don't get excited, let's, let's talk slowly!"

Following his standing posture, the boy looked up at him, and then glanced at his lower body in an open and honest manner.

After seeing the bird under Ma Li's crotch, he smiled coldly and said sarcastically, "You said you wanted me to grow up to be the same size as you, so that's all you have?"

The author has something to say: Thick and thick and fast ~ Sususu birthday (╯3╰)

Brainless text, happy reading everyone~

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