Send me away again and call the police

Ma Li couldn't understand the meaning of the boy's words for a while, until he followed the boy's eyes and looked under his body, he didn't understand what he meant by "so much".

However, although it is true that his baby's lifeblood cannot be said to be very big, he does not think that his size has lowered the average value of male compatriots in the country!

As a man, he still couldn't accept such straightforward ridicule.

Just when he wanted to have a further in-depth discussion with the boy in front of him on the issue of size, the boy suddenly yawned and urged him to cook again. Lumpy...mushrooms.

And this mushroom is clearly the one I planted!

Ma Li was dumbfounded, thinking he was going crazy.

Woke up early in the morning to find that the mushrooms I planted have become fine, but how can I break them!

After being shocked for a long time, Ma Li still picked up his mobile phone and decided to call the friend who sold his mushrooms to ask.

"Are you drowsy? Mushrooms have turned into spirits? Have you turned into humans? Think you're writing a novel!" My friend obviously didn't believe Ma Li's words.

Ma Li recalled the clear touch of that boy when he woke up last night, and thought of the conversation with the boy when he got up in the morning, and the boy suddenly transformed under his nose. .

He said: "But I really saw a boy! He was lying next to me, and then disappeared in a 'piu', and became the mushroom I raised!"

The friend laughed: "You may have hallucinations recently. I told you a long time ago that even if young people are energetic, they should be moderate."

"But……"

Ma Li wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the other party: "Okay, I still have business, so I won't go crazy with you. If you really think that what you see is not a hallucination, then take a video. In case If what you said is true, the video can be sold for a lot of money in the end. Come on, you can play by yourself, I will go to work first."

After hanging up the phone, Ma Li returned to the pot of mushrooms.That pot of cute little mushrooms is just like usual, squatting lazily in that small pot.

Ma Li stared at him for a while, then suddenly stretched out his finger, poked the mushroom head, and said while poking: "My dear son, don't scare Dad by changing suddenly, or Dad will really be killed by you." Scared into a mental illness."

After finishing speaking, he remembered that it was time to water the mushrooms with nutrients, so he took out some nutrients from the toolbox on the balcony and sprinkled them into the basin, and then used a small watering can to evenly spray water on the mushrooms.

After doing all this, Ma Li took his change of clothes and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, Ma Li looked at his bird in the mirror again before getting dressed.

Thinking of the boy saying that he was "so small" today, his heart is extremely sad. Is his size really small?Should he find some supplements to take a good supplement?

Ma Li sighed, put on his clothes and went to the kitchen to cook.

While eating, he was still thinking about how to mend his bird.

But can this kind of thing really grow the day after tomorrow?

Ma Li finished his meal in frustration, then cleaned the dishes, and finally sat in front of the computer and posted the topic on a men's health forum, "What to do if the penis is too small, is there any way to make it bigger?"

After the post was posted, Mali waited for a long time with hope, and after 10 minutes, the first person finally got a reply.

Ma Li immediately cheered up, opened his eyes wide and clicked on the new reply.

1L: The size of a penis is related to the dignity of a man. It is recommended that the host cut it up now and go to the hospital to change it to a larger one. You can consider changing it to a cow or a horse. It can be about 30-40 cm long. The entire elephant can be more than half a meter long, which will definitely make the landlord look good from now on!Brother Xin is right!If the landlord has no connections, I can also point out a way for the landlord, XXX Male Hospital, you deserve it!

After Ma Li read this reply, he was in a bad mood.

This is a monkey sent to deliberately tease him (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

What 30-40 centimeters, half a meter!If it takes so long, how will he go out in the future, put on a loincloth!

Ma Li decisively forked the unreliable reply, got up and poured a glass of water, and calmed down for a while.

When he came back again, he found that there were a few more replies to the post.

Because of previous experience, Ma Li no longer has too much hope for a reply, but if there is no hope, there is no hope, and he still has to watch.

Ma Li drank all the water in his hand in one breath, and then opened and replied one by one.

2L: How old is the host this year? If you are underage, don't worry, Tintin will still be the president.

3L: I have the same problem as the landlord. As long as you don’t have sex, flirting with girls has always been smooth, but if the other party sees my penis, our relationship will definitely break down. I want to use the landlord’s place to sit cross-legged and wait for the boss to give me a solution!

4L: It is recommended to do more exercise to enhance your physical fitness. You can take a small amount of medicine, but it must be a genuine tonic, and don’t trust black car drivers, otherwise there will be side effects.In addition, you can try to massage properly, squeeze gently from bottom to top with your hands, and repeat it several times until the erection is really unbearable.Landlord come on!

The comments further down are mostly those who make trouble and watch the excitement, and there are not many who actually make suggestions.After looking at Mali, the suggestion from the brother on the 4th floor is not bad, so I clicked to reply and gave a special thank you, and I also gave a bad review to the other troublemakers, then I closed the page and looked down at my own Little brother.

Strengthen exercise and do massage frequently.

Ma Ma poked his dick through his pants, according to the method taught online, can a miracle really happen? !

He decided to ignore Sanqi 21 and try it first to see the effect.

So he immediately took off his pants, spread his legs apart, and followed the method taught online, squeezing his soft penis from top to bottom with his hands.

After doing it repeatedly three times, he gradually started to feel something down there.Ma Ma controlled his breathing rhythm, continued to massage and squeeze, and at the same time leaned his back completely on the backrest, closed his eyes, and enjoyed the service from himself.

Gradually, his breathing became more and more rapid, and the feeling under his body became more and more intense.

The previous purposeful massage had long since been washed away by his desire. Mali closed his eyes and straightened his legs. Roll|Move.

It's just that after masturbating for a while, his strong feeling suddenly faded a lot.

He is too familiar with this kind of masturbation technique and method.

If he doesn't have some other fresh feeling to stimulate, he probably won't be able to vent his desire successfully.

The horsepower sped up and moved a few more times, but the feeling below was still motionless.

Roll|After working for a long time, my hands were getting sore, Ma Li let out a long sigh, already thinking of giving up.

However, he never expected that the movement of his hands stopped, and suddenly there was a cold touch tightly wrapping his lower body.

Ma Li took a deep breath, feeling as if there was a magical electric current rushing straight up from his tailbone, his back straightened when he was sitting on the back of the chair, and then he trembled under the sudden stimulation from below The squirt|shot out.

The author has something to say: horse power is attack, don't stand by the wrong attack!