Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide

Wu Bai could hear clearly, what does it mean to not bring Wu Bai, I would not care to go with you.Wu Bai angrily poured the ash from the cigarette stick onto the big white cat's head, the ash was still hot, the hot big white meowed, and immediately ran away from Wu Bai.

Wu Bai became even more angry, and even Dabai ran away.

Dragon God's ears were a little itchy, and he couldn't help moving his ears.The ears are still a little hot, Dragon God wanted to touch them.

Yu Xiushan watched Dragon God's ears move up and down, and found it amusing.He laughed softly: "Let Wu Bai watch Little Pearl at home."

The little uncle's laughter fell on Long Shen's ears, and Long Shen felt his ears were more itchy and hotter.He stood up abruptly, almost knocking down the chair, he nodded: "Okay."

Yan Fan straightened the chair: "Then I'll go to bed early, go to bed early." After speaking, Yan Fan told Wu Bai: "Take care of the child at home tomorrow, Pearl is very good."

Wubai fell from the tree, his hair stood on end, it was terrible to spend a day with soft and weak humans, and spend a day alone!

Wu Bai stretched out his hand towards Dragon God's back, he didn't want to watch the children at home at all.

Wuyun Taxue is not afraid of death or bloodshed, but he is a little afraid of spending a day with Little Pearl.

Wuyun Taxue shouted behind the Dragon God: "You heard me, I can't do it, I really can't."

The dragon god didn't look back, and snapped his fingers, the thunder and lightning split off a branch of the walnut tree and hit Wu Bai on the head.He heard Dragon God say to him: "I think you are very good."

Wu Bai stood silently on the spot, practiced his posture, as if he was holding a child in his arms, and changed several postures, no matter how he held him, he felt awkward.

Yu Xiushan watched Wu Bai's posture changing back and forth, he walked over and praised Wu Bai: "Master's posture is really good, it's much prettier than Boss Yan holding the child, just like that, it's really good."

Wu Bai stood under the walnut tree according to the posture Yu Xiushan said, and dared not move even if he moved, for fear that if he moved, he would not be able to handle it well.

After Yu Xiushan praised Wu Bai, he also followed Dragon God into the room and went to sleep.

In the early morning, when little pearl ran out, she rushed towards Wu Bai directly.Her big round face was blushing, and she threw herself on Wu Bai's lap, hugging Wu Bai's leg without letting go: "Uncle Bai, you look good."

Wu Bai watched her smile at him, such a fat child must be very heavy to hold.Wu Bai picked up Pearl and said with a straight face, "My arm is broken, you are so fat."

Pearl squeezed her black and white face: "You are so pretty."

Wu Bai wanted to throw the fat boy down, and he pretended to throw the pearl out.

Pearl hugged Wu Bai's neck tightly and shouted loudly: "Uncle Bai looks good, Uncle Bai looks good, Uncle Bai looks good, Uncle Bai looks good, Uncle Bai looks good, Uncle Bai is the best." She closed her eyes and said repeatedly After waiting for six uncles to look good, after waiting for a long time without any movement, he quietly opened his eyes a crack.

Seeing that she was still in Wubai's arms, Pearl moved closer to Wubai's ear: "Don't throw pearls."

Wu Bai hugged her: "Aren't you afraid that I will hit you?"

Pearl was very courageous, she was not afraid at all, she told Wu Bai in a low voice: "Little uncle said, we should say more good things about Uncle Bai, Uncle Bai is fine."

Wu Bai knew it, and the only good thing Little Pearl could say was that Uncle Bai was good-looking.

He hugged Fat Pearl and watched Dragon God and Yu Xiushan come out.Yu Xiushan touched Little Pearl's hair and told him: "Don't forget what little uncle taught you."

Wu Bai told him with a sullen face: "Say more good things about me?"

Yu Xiushan didn't expect that little Pearl had already used this trick, he smiled and asked Pearl: "What good things did you say to him?"

Pearl told him, "Uncle Bai is pretty."

Her good words are that Uncle Bai is good-looking.Yan Fan thought to herself, she also praised Brother Yan for being good-looking, could it be that Pearl's good words are only good-looking.

Yu Xiushan praised Little Pearl: "That's really good. You must always say good things to Uncle Bai. Uncle Bai is going out. Uncle Bai will cook delicious food. I will praise Uncle Bai's delicious food later."

Little Pearl was kind, and immediately hugged Wu Bai's neck: "Uncle Bai cooks delicious food."

Wu Bai hugged the little fat boy, and it was not right to hold the little fat boy, nor was it wrong to throw it away.

The Dragon God took his little uncle out, and when he reached the door, the Dragon God asked, "Where are we going?"

The little uncle had already thought about it: "Go to the east corner building, it's always lively there."

After listening to the little uncle's words, the dragon god began to grope all over his body. After groping for a long time, he was helpless and shy, and only took out a thin black scale.

Dragon God has never been so embarrassed.

Seeing his little uncle staring at the black scale, he hurriedly explained: "I used to be very rich."

The little uncle replied to him: "You are really poor now, Boss Yan, how rich were you before?"

How rich was it in the past? Dragon God recalled that when chasing beauties, he could set up thousands of miles of crocodile silk. The gold and silver tree blooms in four seasons, longan-sized pearls are inlaid on the trunk, and having a show with a beauty on the tree makes the branches and leaves shake, and the gold and silver rustle down. It really feels like a gold cave.

Of course, these are all vulgar beauties. When meeting some beauties who think they are very noble, the Dragon God will use sapphire, white jade, red jade and black jade to carve screens for four seasons. The beauty has gone through the four seasons, or if you don't match the feathers of various colors with gold and silver threads, you can make ten or eight coats, and wrap them in the coats to have a show.

That's what I can't tell my little uncle.

Dragon God was vague: "It's really rich."

It's just shabby now.He has always liked dazzling things, even beauties like dazzling ones, gold, silver and jewelry are piled up.

However, they were all gone.

Dragon God felt inexplicably ashamed of his little uncle, he touched the black scale in his hand: "We won't make a car."

The little uncle took two steps and stopped. He got up so early to wait for the carriage at the entrance of the village.The weather is good these few days, and the Double Ninth Festival is coming soon, there must be many people going to the town, and my uncle wants to take a good seat.

Dragon God raised the black scale.

The scales are not big, but the size of a jujube, small, round and cute.

The dragon god threw the scale in his hand into the air, and the scale turned into a giant dragon.Glossy black scales covered the dragon's body, as if wearing a black battle armor. The eyes of the dragon were black, deep black. The dragon hovered in mid-air, and its hair and beard fluttered with the wind.

It is really a chic and beautiful dragon. It is different from the dragons seen in New Year pictures and picture books. It is neither fierce nor ugly. It only reminds people of the word chic and beautiful.Yu Xiushan was a little dumbfounded.

But this is not a real dragon. Through the body of the giant dragon in the sky, you can see trees, houses, birds flying in the sky, and floating clouds.

This is fantasy.

But Yu Xiushan was full of admiration: "It's really beautiful."

The dragon god accepted it modestly and politely: "Thank you for the compliment. I am such a beautiful dragon who has overwhelmed the descendants of other dragons for thousands of years. I am very glad that you can know such a beautiful dragon like me."

With a move of Dragon God's hand, the black dragon rushed down towards the ground, its upper body fell to the ground, and crawled down.

It was only then that Yu Xiushan knew exactly how big the dragon was, and he was only as big as a toe on the dragon's claw.

The dragon god jumped up, and as a modest gentleman, he stretched out his hand towards the little uncle: "Please ride on me and fly for a while, my little uncle is on top, and I'm on the bottom."

The little uncle stretched out his hand, and the dragon god jumped onto the dragon head as soon as he pulled the little uncle.

Before he could stand still, the black dragon soared into the sky, and the wind made Yu Xiushan's hair messy.The little uncle hurriedly grabbed the sleeve of the dragon god, and his panic made the dragon god laugh. The dragon god stretched out his arm to protect the little uncle's head, and the cold wind slipped away from the dragon god's sleeve.

The black dragon flew past Banbidian and arrived at the East Corner Building. It took a moment for Yu Xiushan to feel that he had just reached the East Corner Building just as he took Yan Fan's hand and stepped on the dragon's head.

Now they are hovering over the east corner building.Dongjiaolou is the busiest area. To the east is Panlou Street, and Panlou Street is an eagle shop, which only accepts merchants who sell hawks. Going south is Silk Lane, where silk and silk are traded.To the west of the East Corner Tower is the Gui Market, full of jewels and cultural objects, most of which are Yin utensils dug out of graves or stolen antiques. Every transaction is done secretly.

The north side of the east corner building is the busiest.To the north of the East Corner Building is Zajie. The reason why it is called Zajie is because the things sold here are too miscellaneous, such as clothes, calligraphy and paintings, antiques, wooden combs, rouge, hats, and lamb head meat, belly lungs, and red and white kidneys. , game such as quail and rabbits, crabs, clams, grilled fish and fresh fish are also available.

Crispy honey food, jujube cheese, sugar dumpling, fragrant candied fruit, honey fried carved flowers and other sweets are available in almost every restaurant. There are also many large and small theaters, brothels and brothels hidden along the street, selling medicine along the street. Telling divination, playing tricks, shaving one's head, cutting paper, singing ditties and many more.

There are the most people in the miscellaneous family, and it becomes lively at the fifth watch.

The black dragon jumped down, but its head fell to a relatively wide place on the street. The dragon god jumped off the black dragon's head, raised his hand, and raised the dragon's head slightly.

The faucet is as high as the east corner building.

The dragon god stood below and looked up at Yu Xiushan: "Little uncle, I'm so sorry, I have to trouble you to jump off by yourself, this dragon's head is a bit high."

It's as if he didn't raise the dragon's head on purpose.

The east corner building is very high, and the black dragon's head is also very high. Yu Xiushan felt that if he jumped off, he would directly become the stuffing of meat buns in the streets.

The little uncle looked down at the Dragon God.

Dragon God spread his arms: "Please, little uncle, jump on my arm."

The little uncle was not afraid at all, he jumped off the black dragon.The black dragon immediately disappeared.

The little uncle was firmly caught by the dragon god, and after being hugged, he turned around in a circle before putting the little uncle on the ground.

The little uncle had a youthful heart, sat on the black dragon for a while, and was happy and excited, so he just stood there and laughed.

Dragon God asked him: "Do you like sitting on Longfei?"

The little uncle nodded: "I like it, I like it very much."

Dragon God spread out his palms, revealing the black scales.He plucked out a hair and poked at the scale, the black hair piercing through the scale.

Dragon God tied a knot: "This is the scale I left when I changed my scales for the first time when I was young. When the dragon changed its scales, the scales were difficult to preserve and would be eaten. The scales are a bit small and the color is not as good as it is now. Hei Liang, this is because the scales are too big to be given away, I have wronged my little uncle."

He raised his arm, revealing the jade that his uncle tied on him: "This is the gift for my uncle."

The dragon god tied the scales to my uncle's wrist: "Although the scales are a bit small and the color is not too dark, I cast illusion on them. As long as my uncle likes it, I can call the dragon out to ride."

Now he is down and out, and only this little thing can be taken out of his body. I think it was just a thing that could make the beauty happy, but now I can only take it out as a gift to my little uncle.

The shame in Dragon God's heart deepened.

The little uncle liked it very much, and touched it several times with his wrist.

The dragon god teased him: "If you touch it again, the dragon will come out and crush this street."

The little uncle didn't believe it: "It's also an illusion coming out, and it won't crush the street."

The dragon god said in a low voice: "The scales fell from my body, and they communicate with me. If you touch them, you touch me, little uncle, you touched my chest, and if you continue down, you will find the lower abdomen, and under the lower abdomen is the dragon." root."

The little uncle's eyes followed the dragon god's chest and fell on the dragon's root.

Dragon God belatedly realized that he was no longer a gentleman, and hastily made amends: "I'm really embarrassed, just kidding, just kidding, little uncle don't need to take it seriously, just touch it casually, if my dragon roots stand up, I'll be the loser."

The little uncle patted Dragon God's chest: "Boss Yan's mouth really owes a pinch to a crab."

After the little uncle's voice fell, he heard a few coughs from behind, as if they couldn't hear him.

Yu Xiushan turned around, only to find that the open space was not empty. There was a small stall in a corner of the open space. A white cloth was hung on the small stall. On the white cloth was written a large character, Gua.

An old man was sitting in the back, and when he saw Yu Xiushan turning his head, he immediately greeted him: "Come on, young man, I'll make a fortune for you two."

The dragon god hasn't done the divination yet, and his face is full of eagerness to try.

Seeing him like that, the little uncle asked the fortune teller, "Are you sure you want money?"

The old man patted the table: "I don't know if I don't need money!"

After getting this sentence, the little uncle pointed to the dragon god and said, "Then you can do the math for him."

The dragon god sat on the bench in front of the booth, and stretched out his hand to let the old man read his palm. The old man asked the dragon god, "Marriage or money?"

Dragon God thought for a while: "It's a marriage."

The old man saw the two of them suddenly appearing in this open space just now, and even exchanged tokens of love, what he said just now was completely flirting among young lovers, so he naturally regarded them as a couple, thinking in his heart, It's really good to say that it's a marriage.

The old man pretended to look at the dragon god's hand prints: "I'm afraid it's hard to have an heir. Now that you have your own heart, the person in your heart is not far away. It's just a pity. I'm afraid that you will encounter such a thing as beating a mandarin duck with a stick." , especially the young master's parents, I'm afraid it will be difficult to complete the young master's friendship."

After finishing the calculation, the old man stroked his beard with an unfathomable look: "It's not that there is no way to resolve it. I only need two taels of silver, and I can finally marry a son and a lover."

After Yu Xiushan finished listening, he asked Yan Fan: "Is he right?"

Yan Fan thought about it for a while: "The first two sentences are still reasonable, but the latter is completely inaccurate." Dragon God explained to the old man: "My parents must have been dead for thousands of years."

The Dragon God has never met his parents since he was born. Whether his parents are black dragons or blue dragons, the Dragon God doesn't know at all.From the moment he opened his eyes, he was in the water of the deep pool, with white fish swimming around him.

Lest the old man didn't believe it, the hand of the dragon god on the stall turned into a dragon's claw.

The old man screamed in fright: "Demon, monster, monster."

Yu Xiushan told the old man: "It's agreed, don't ask for money."

The little uncle and the dragon god left the fortune-telling stall and headed towards the bustling part of the street.The old man just now was frightened by the Dragon God. In fact, there are more monsters hidden in this street. They may be dancers selling wine, owners of meat shops, or even prostitutes and girls standing on the street, with heavy makeup on the stage. actor.

The little uncle teamed up with the old dragon god to deceive the old fortune-teller, and he didn't feel guilty at all. He went into the street, and the little uncle bought a pack of fragrant candies from the street.Xiangtangzi is glutinous rice flour fried in oil.The glutinous rice flour is round, and when fried in oil, it swells up until it is browned and crispy, and then rolled with white sugar, it is crispy, crispy, sweet and fragrant after a bite.

Each Xiangtang fruit is as big as an apricot, with a bamboo skewer on it, one bite at a time, the white sugar sticks to the lips easily.

There was a piece of white sugar on the little uncle's lips.

Dragon God took a bite of Xiangtangzi, and now they are going to the biggest theater to listen to the opera.When Yu Xiushan listened to the opera, it was when his mother was still there. Her mother took her to the streets to listen to an opera. At that time, she curled up in her mother's arms and watched the lively babbling on the stage. Yu Xiushan didn't know what was being sung.

I just remember the excitement, the actors in white clothes with yellow flowers on them holding umbrellas, the boats made of cloth moving around on the stage, and the young students in Tsing Yi babbling and crying non-stop.

The dragon god listened to him absently, and the dragon god's attention fell on the white sugar on the lips of the little uncle.

Dragon God called him: "Little uncle."

Yu Xiushan turned around holding the sweet candy: "Huh?"

Dragon God reached out and wiped the white sugar off his lips, and his fingers were stained with sugar.

Dragon God put his finger dipped in white sugar to his lips and tasted it: "Sweet." He put his hand to his uncle's lips: "Little uncle also taste it."

The little uncle didn't want to have a taste of the public.The little uncle took a fragrant candy and put it in the hands of the dragon god: "This one is sweeter."

Dragon God took the Xiangtangzi, turned his attention back, and smelled a strong smell of powder and fat.The Dragon God raised his head, only to realize that they stopped in the wrong place. They stopped in front of a building with colorful ribbons floating on it. The upper floor was full of women with heavy make-up. They gathered and stood in a row on the upper floor and looked down. Did the handkerchief in his hand fall off and fall on some pedestrian?

If pedestrians picked up the handkerchief, the women upstairs giggled at them.

There were also dozens of women standing downstairs, leaning against the wall, smiling silly at passers-by. When someone entered the door, they would welcome them in a crowd.

Undoubtedly, Dragon God and his uncle stopped in front of a brothel.

All kinds of cheap, high-end, jasmine-flavored, plum-flavored, and rose-flavored powders rushed straight into the nostrils of Dragon God, and the irritating Dragon God wanted to sneez a few times.

But the moment Dragon God raised his head, the sneeze was choked back.

The dragon god immediately lowered his head and grabbed the little uncle: "Let's go quickly, I'll take the little uncle, there are many people on the street, don't let them break up."

Yu Xiushan held a paper bag containing fragrant candy in one hand, and a fragrant candy in the other.Yan Fan grabbed the little uncle's wrist and pushed through the crowd to move forward.

After walking two steps, I heard someone shouting from upstairs: "Yan Fan, Mr. Yan, Mr. Yan, dear, dear, is it you, it's me."

The sound is quite pleasant, with a needle and a thread inside, as if it is indescribably seductive when it is hung on the body.

The little uncle followed Yan Fan and poked Yan Fan with the bamboo stick that had eaten the candy: "Boss Yan is calling you."

Yan Fan didn't turn his head back: "I can't hear you."

Another sentence came from upstairs: "Dear, sweetheart, just wait for me, I'll go over right away."

The little uncle said to Yan Fan again, "I called you again."

Yan Fan walked faster, and the little uncle had to work two steps together to catch up with Yan Fan's pace.Yan Fan moved forward wholeheartedly: "I still can't hear you."

A burst of fragrance rushed towards Yu Xiushan, his collar was pulled, and then he heard a coquettish voice: "My sweetheart told you to wait for others, why did you go forward by yourself?"

The little uncle was grabbed by the collar and could only stop, and the little uncle stopped, so could Yan Fan.

Yu Xiushan looked back and saw a tall beauty.The tall beauty raised her brows and eyes slightly, with a charming attitude, her chest was full, revealing half of her snow-white chest, like two ripe peaches about to jump out, her slender waist and long legs, she must Twist up to eighteen twists.

The tall beauty is half a head taller than Yu Xiushan.

The tall beauty let go of Yu Xiushan, turned her slender waist towards Yan Fan, and called out delicately: "Yan Lang."

There are too many lovers, and you will always accidentally meet one or two. Originally meeting one or two can be regarded as a kind of fateful affair.The tall beauty in front of me is a vixen called Hu Qi. Hu Qi is a vulgar beauty who also likes golden and silver.

Hu Qi hangs out with the Dragon God for a while, and his cultivation has increased for more than 300 years.

Now that Hu Qi saw someone who looked like Yan Fan, he thought about Yan Fan's dragon essence and dragon blood again, jumped down from the flower building anxiously, and ran towards Yan Fan.

But Dragon God is a modest gentleman now, and he has already automatically turned over the pages of his romantic debts.He turned his head, let go of his little uncle's wrist, and asked very politely: "Who is this girl?"

It seemed that he wasn't the one who turned upside down with Hu Qi on the big golden and silver bed.

Hu Qi leaned towards the Dragon God: "I hate it, Yan Lang, I'm Hu Qi. Back then you called me a little bitch, now ask me who the girl is?"

The Dragon God took a step back in a very upright manner, avoiding Hu Qi: "I'm so sorry, girl, I don't know Hu Qi, and I don't know Hu Ba either. If you don't want to kiss each other, please respect yourself."

Hu Qi didn't expect the old lover to turn his face and deny anyone, so he was stunned for a moment.

Dragon God wanted to take advantage of Hu Qi's stunned to leave quickly, but he was held back by his uncle.The little uncle used a bamboo stick to fork out a Xiangtangzi, and took a bite. The Xiangtangzi was very brittle and made a loud noise.

Dragon God felt that the sound was like biting his own flesh.

The little uncle laughed: "I haven't gone in to see it yet, why don't you take us in to have a look, girl." The little uncle took out the broken silver in his pocket: "It's just that we don't have much money."

After the little uncle said this, he asked Dragon God: "Boss Yan, do you think it's okay?"

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☆、Yu Rongsan

Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide