Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide

Yan Fan shook his head: "I don't know this girl, how can I just go with her casually."

The little uncle stood aside and looked at the old dragon and smiled.

Hu Qi was baffled by these two, the old lover turned his back on him, and a human standing next to him spoke strangely.Hu Qi rolled his eyes: "This is your new lover, doesn't he look good?"

Hu Qi has always been unrestrained, and the old dragon god likes Hu Qi's unrestrained behavior, and he is very easygoing when he is in bed.Hu Qi sized up his little uncle: "He's not tall, Yan Lang, take a look yourself, does he look as good as me, does he look as good as me." Saying that, he still felt wronged, so he wanted to pull the hand of Dragon God.

Dragon God dodged and followed the fox to look at the little uncle.

The little uncle held up the fragrant candy and looked at the two of them laughing, as if they were watching a play, and the laughing old dragon shivered.

Dragon God turned cold: "Fox Seven."

Hu Qi was pleasantly surprised: "Yan Lang, you finally recognize me."

Dragon God spread his hands and introduced: "This is little uncle."

Hu Qi was stunned again: "Little uncle?"

The little uncle responded naturally: "Hey." He took out two pieces of silver from the purse: "This is a meeting gift, little uncle is tight."

Hu Qi took the broken silver, only to realize that she was taken advantage of by her little uncle, she threw the silver in her hand on the ground, and poohed: "Don't take advantage of my old lady, if you want to be my old lady's little uncle, you have to have another After more than 1000 years, can a short-lived ghost like you survive?"

The little uncle saw the broken silver rolling on the ground, and bent down to pick it up.

After Hu Qi finished speaking, there was a dark cloud above her head, and the dark cloud descended, releasing invisible thunder and lightning. Hu Qi's hair instantly became burnt black, and the hair scum on her hands touched her.

She felt a pain in her back, so she hurried to touch it, and felt blood on one hand, Hu Qi is a three-tailed fox, after touching blood on one hand, her face turned pale.It's a pity that her face is covered with black ash from the lightning strikes, even if she is pale, she can't see it.

In the blink of an eye, Hu Qi changed from a bright beauty to a coal mine worker's wife, attracting passers-by to look at them.

Hu Qi called out: "My tail."

Yan Fan answered her: "It's not broken yet, this girl, we are strangers to each other, so don't get too entangled in the future, just let it go, your tail will be longer, it is estimated that it will be more than 1000 years long." .”

The little uncle picked up the silver from the ground, blew the dirt off the silver, put it back into the money bag, and bid farewell to Hu Qi: "Then, my nephew and daughter-in-law, please leave now. Since you don't want the gift from my little uncle, then I I will leave it to the next niece and daughter-in-law."

Hu Qi was so frightened by her old lover that she couldn't speak. Now she didn't care about the dragon spirit and blood of the Dragon God, and even complained about the lack of justice of the Dragon God.There is a saying in the world that a husband and wife have a hundred days of kindness every day, and they have rolled over the sheets for a hundred days, so they don't know how many days of kindness are in it.

Just because Hu Qiyou looked at his little uncle resentfully, just because of such a human being, this kindness became bullshit.

The little uncle didn't see Hu Qi's eyes, he had already walked forward on his own.

Dragon God followed closely beside the little uncle.

The little uncle never gave him Xiangtangzi to eat again.

The little uncle ate up all the sweets and candies while walking by himself, then turned around and put the remaining bamboo stick paper bag into the hands of Dragon God.

At the gate of the theater, the little uncle walked in, and the Dragon God followed.

The little uncle found a place not too far away, facing the stage.As soon as the little uncle sat down, the dragon god also sat down next to the little uncle.

When the little uncle sat down, a man with a white towel on his shoulder brought him a pot of tea.There is no cash for watching the theater, but rewards will be given later. The wonderful thing about Long Island is that there will be guys walking around the seats with small ceramic pots, and everyone will give rewards while watching.

There is also a charge for sitting and drinking tea.

The little uncle took out the copper plate and handed it to the man.

The man turned to the Dragon God, grinning: "Your?"

Dragon God didn't bring any money when he went out, so he looked at his little uncle.

The man turned to the little uncle again.

The little uncle shook his head: "We don't know each other. I and this, this young master have never met."

So the buddy turned to the dragon god again.

Dragon God shouted: "Little uncle."

The little uncle turned a deaf ear and greeted the snack seller. The boiled chestnuts on the big bamboo hat were good, all of them were black and shiny, and the light-colored flesh was exposed when the mouth was opened.

Dragon God couldn't get any money, so he stood up from his chair.

The little uncle glanced at Dragon God out of the corner of his eye, planning to call him back when Dragon God walked to the door.But Dragon God didn't walk towards the entrance of the theater at all, he walked behind the little uncle, clinging to the chair of the little uncle.

Dragon God's two hands reached forward and landed on the little uncle's chest.

The little uncle was looking at the big chestnut who was coming, and was startled by the hand that suddenly stretched out, and reached out to pat the dragon god's hand.

Dragon God held the little uncle's two wrists with one hand, did not dare to use force, and held it gently.He took out the money bag from the little uncle's arms, took out three or five copper coins, threw it to the clerk, and stuffed the money bag into the little uncle's arms.

He grabbed his little uncle's wrist, and whispered into his ear, "Little uncle."

Yu Xiushan's ears were itchy when he called him, and he said to Dragon God, "Go and sit down."

Dragon God let go of my uncle's wrist, but didn't sit down. He said very gentlemanly: "Don't be upset, little uncle, it's just a vixen. She said that my uncle's life is short. I've already cut off half of her tail. If it hurts For more than 1000 years."

The little uncle pointed to the seat opposite: "Sit down, I have something to say."

Dragon God sat down.

The boiled chestnuts my uncle asked for came.The chestnut seller counted a dozen big chestnuts from the bamboo hat and put them on a big leaf, which looked like a banana leaf.

The little uncle took out five Wen and handed it to him.

The Dragon God reached for the chestnuts, and the little uncle took out the chopsticks from the table and patted the Dragon God's hand: "Listen to me first."

The little uncle sat cross-legged on the chair: "Let's talk about what happened today, Boss Yan, um, how old are you?"

The Dragon God answered him: "Thousands of years old, it's not very big." He didn't dare to tell the truth to his little uncle, otherwise he would be really an old Dragon God.

The little uncle peeled the chestnuts by himself and ate them: "Boss Yan is very old, there must be a lot of pink confidants like Hu Qi."

Yan Fan didn't dare to count: "Not too many, not too many, you can count clearly with ten fingers."

The little uncle smiled and said to Yan Fan: "I think Boss Yan's confidante friends may have misunderstood me. I just want to ask, if I meet Boss Yan's confidante friends someday, can I avoid it for a while? It's awkward, don't you think?"

After the little uncle finished speaking, he looked at Yan Fan. He was very dexterous in peeling the chestnuts. He knocked on the chestnut shells with his hand, squeezed them, and then broke the chestnuts, and the light-colored chestnut flesh jumped out.

The little uncle asked Yan Fan: "What does Boss Yan say?"

Some of the dragon gods are probably not confidantes, but lovers who have actually rolled in bed.Asked by the little uncle, Longshen thought for a while, he and the little uncle's friends had to go on, Xiangge had to continue to take care of him, he couldn't get away from the little uncle, so he could only follow along: "Don't dare Let them appear in front of little uncle, besides, there are not many of them."

Dragon God added another sentence: "From now on, it should be invisible."

The little uncle stuffed Longshen with a peeled chestnut. The chestnut was boiled soft, and sucrose was added when it was boiled, making it extremely sweet.Dragon God stuffed the chestnuts into his mouth, and the play on the stage began.

The dragon god has never seen a play, he has a long life, and spends most of his time fighting and chasing beauties. The food comes from Tao Niang, and the strange things come from Baijialuo.

Regarding how people live, Longshen only spent a few years in Yu's family in a muddled and unhappy way.

The opera singing on the stage was very good. Listening to them babbling and singing with long notes, he could even guess what story they were telling. Dragon God happily told his little uncle what he thought of. , the little uncle listened quietly, answering a few sentences from time to time.

In the middle, the clerk came out with a clay pot to ask for reward money. The little uncle gave the Dragon God ten copper coins, and the Dragon God generously dropped the copper coins into the clay pot, and heard a few crisp sounds.

The play didn't stop till noon, and the buddy asked for the money twice with the clay jar. The dragon god threw a few rings in the jar, and felt that it wasn't enough, so he asked the uncle for ten copper coins to listen to it a few more times. indivual.

After the show ended, Dragon God and the little uncle walked along the street, went to a restaurant and ate mutton noodle soup. The mutton bones were boiled into soup, and noodles cut into thin shreds were served. The mutton was cut into thin slices and put into the soup Roll, roll it up, take it out, put it on the surface, cover it with a layer, sprinkle chopped green onion in it, it's green and green.

When the mutton is boiled in soup, it is fresh and tender.

Longshen heard the mutton noodle soup in this restaurant from afar, so he dragged his uncle towards him.Unfortunately, there are many people in the street, and there are many people eating sheep noodle soup. The restaurant is full, and everyone stands outside and eats against the wall. : "Do you want vinegar?" "Do you want spicy?" "Do you want soup?"

Dragon God felt a sense of indescribable feeling from this excitement, as if he felt human kindness for the first time.Yes, the old dragon god thought, the human touch is something that can't be experienced from the demon.

Dragon God drank up the soup and said to his little uncle, "Can I have another bowl?"

Now the little uncle is his food and clothing parent. Since the opening of the Xiangge, Dragon God touched the transparent hairpin on his head. Since the opening of the Xiangge, there has only been a single transaction and a song has been changed.

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☆、Yu Rongsan

Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide