Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide

The monster with the head of a dragon and the body of a fish hurriedly confessed: "The river in Banbidian has been like this for many years. It has been so long that Tao Niang still lives here and runs the Xiang Pavilion. I am still a big carp in the river. Someone came to find Tao Niang."

The monster with the head of a dragon and the body of a fish deliberately recalled what the person who came to find Tao Niang looked like, but his mind was in a mess and he couldn't remember anything. Even he found it incredible. He said in surprise: "I can't think How can I forget what it looks like when I wake up, it’s really strange.”

After he finished speaking, he assured the Dragon God: "What I said is true, I just can't remember what he looked like, that man came out of Tao Niang's Xiangge, and dropped a few drops in the river water of Banbidian Strange water, the river water in Banbidian has become like this.”

Dragon God listened very carefully, but felt in his heart that after talking for a long time, what he said was actually nonsense, because he didn't hear any useful information.There will be many monsters who come to Tao Niang Xiangge to look for Tao Niang, even remembering her appearance is useless, because the appearance of monsters is ever-changing.

Dragon God asked him: "Is there any more?"

The monster with the dragon head and fish tail shook his head: "I don't remember anything." He assured the Dragon God: "I have been living in the well of Tao Niang's house. I didn't dare to take anything, but I took a small piece of jade."

The Dragon God understood that that little piece of jade was the rustling at the bottom of the well.

The monster with the dragon head and fish tail quickly explained: "Godfather, I didn't dare to take it away. That piece of jade fell into the well, and I haven't taken it out yet. That piece of jade looks so handsome. I'm waiting for it to become fine and beautiful." I am everywhere." Said, the monster seemed a little shy.

The dragon god looked at the monster in front of him, so let's forget about going around with Sesel.Sese is really a beautiful piece of jade.

Dragon God didn't let go of his feet, he squatted down and looked directly at the monster with the dragon head and fish tail: "How many people have you eaten?"

The monster answered him, "It ate a lot of people." The human bones they ate were all buried under the yellow ginger flowers in Tao Niang's yard.

The dragon god laughed, and he stretched out his hand to snap off the two horns on the monster's head: "I don't know if you still remember that more than 2000 years ago, a dragon god led a group of monsters to fight against humans."

The monster with the head of a dragon and the tail of a fish will not remember the battle more than 2000 years ago, and he has never even heard of it. He has only been a monster for a short time, but it has been more than ten years, and he is a village monster in Banbidian. The war that happened before.

Seeing his confused face, the dragon god threw the horn into the river casually: "Then let me tell you, more than 2000 years ago, a dragon god led a group of demons to fight humans. There is no way to compromise, people think that demons are bad and will threaten their survival, demons think that people are weak, like ants who are not worth mentioning, and can be slaughtered by demons, so there is a big war."

Obviously, the monster was very excited: "Who won?"

Who's winning?The Dragon God answered him: "Of course the Dragon God won." It was a win for nothing, and the Dragon God told him: "The Dragon God has won several treaties with humans. The third article of the treaty is that demons are not allowed to eat humans at will Anyone caught cannibalizing at will will be executed immediately."

The dragon god looked at the monster with the dragon head and fish tail: "You were originally a carp in the river, do you have to eat people?"

Of course not, but not many monsters knew about the great war back then, and not many monsters remembered the treaty between the Dragon God and humans.The monster with a dragon head and a fish tail shook its head: "No, it's just that people taste better, but, but, isn't it natural for monsters to eat people?"

Dragon God replied: "I thought so too at first, but then I thought maybe it wasn't so, and then I felt that everything was wrong."

The Dragon God raised his hand and patted the head of the monster with a dragon head and a fish tail: "But monsters also have to keep their word." The palm of the Dragon God fell on the head of the monster with a dragon head and a fish tail, and the monster was immediately split into pieces by lightning. A mass of black ash.

Dragon God stood up and took a breath, the black ash floated into the river in Banbidian and disappeared.

Dragon God stood by the river and said to himself: "Has it been forgotten so soon?"

He was inexplicably depressed.

The melancholy Dragon God walked home quietly and saw Pearl standing at the table eating noodles.The noodles are made of black and white, very long, pearl bites one end, and keeps walking backwards, walking backwards while eating.Cheeks are stuffed.

Pearl sees Yan Fan and greets him: "Brother Yan, eat noodles."

The melancholy Dragon God shook his head: "Brother Yan won't eat."

Pearl ran over holding the big bowl, the bowl was too big, Yan Fan was afraid that Pearl's face would get stuck in the noodle bowl, so he caught the noodle bowl brought by Pearl and told her, "Run slower."

Pearl is very persistent: "Brother Yan, eat noodles."

Yan Fan looked at the noodle bowl brought by Pearl, the noodles were good noodles, sprinkled with a thin layer of shredded pork, a few green vegetable leaves, a few drops of sesame oil, and a spoonful of red and black sauce.

Yan Fan asked Pearl, "What kind of meat is this?"

How does Pearl know, Pearl only knows to eat, her chubby hand squeezes a little meat out of the bowl, puts it into her mouth, tastes it carefully, tilts her head and thinks for a long time, and tells Yan Fan: "Pearl doesn't know either."

His little uncle poked his head out from the kitchen, and answered the question he asked: "It's the bird meat that Master Wu Bai brought down. The noodles you want are ready, and your face is no longer red."

The little uncle brought out a bowl of noodles from the kitchen and put it on the table, and reached out to touch the forehead of the Dragon God: "Does it still burn if I touch it?"

The melancholy Dragon God's gaze fell on the little uncle's lips involuntarily. The plump, pomegranate-colored lips were a little thick, but very soft.

The melancholy Dragon God lowered his head, and the little uncle's hand fell on the Dragon God's head: "It's over, let's eat noodles."

The little uncle raised his head to touch the forehead of the dragon god, and the lowered eyes of the dragon god fell on the little uncle's lips.

Dragon God stared at the little uncle's lips: "Okay."

The little uncle put the noodles on the table and sat by to watch the Dragon God eat the noodles.The gloomy Dragon God is not in high spirits, even if there is a plate of braised swallows in front of him now, he still can't raise his spirits.

The little uncle watched and ate a few mouthfuls of noodles: "Has something serious happened to you?"

Yan Fan shook his head: "It's not a big deal."

The little uncle asked him: "Are you worried?"

Yan Fan shook his head: "It's not really a worry."

He looked at his little uncle seriously, and said, "It's just that time flies too fast."

The little uncle felt that such a melancholy and pitiful Dragon God was a little cute.He laughed: "Time flies by so fast, eating, drinking, chatting, doing things, and it's over." He patted Dragon God's hand: "Time flies so fast, I'm not worried, can you What are you worrying about after living so long?"

Dragon God held the little uncle's hand instead: "Little uncle is right, listen to little uncle."

The little uncle said: "The ancients said that a white horse passes through the gap, and we just take advantage of this gap to steal a little bit. I hope everyone will be better and steal more, because time is fast." He Asked: "I don't think the demon is also like this?"

Yan Fan replied to him: "Would the little uncle take me to Fusheng to have sex?"

The little uncle's hand was held by the old dragon god. In the eyes of the old dragon god, there were no vast stars, but a deep ocean, and the ebb and flow of layers could drown people.The little uncle put his hand on the old dragon god's hand: "Okay, then let's go to Floating Life to have sex."

He hissed, and said softly: "Don't let Pearl hear, only you and I will go to Fusheng to have sex."

When the little uncle said this, he winked at the old dragon god.The old dragon god actually felt that the little uncle was a little sly and seductive, and indulged in love. The old dragon god who liked the flirtatious lover felt a little shy in his heart. He let go of the little uncle's hand embarrassedly, turned his head, and coughed One sound.

The little uncle pulled his hand out from under the dragon god's hand, and walked towards Pearl, who ate up a big bowl of noodles!

The little uncle wiped Pearl's mouth: "Our Pearl is really good, give the bowl to the little uncle, the little uncle is going to wash the dishes."

Pearl handed the bowl to Yu Xiushan, found a small bench in the corner and sat down, holding a small picture book to read.The little picture book is the big white cat who doesn't know where to turn it out, and there are words underneath, but Pearl can't understand it.

The little uncle took the bowl and went to the study to get the bucket.

He walked into the kitchen and put the bowl on the chopping board. Wu Bai had slipped off somewhere long ago, Wu Bai didn't even eat noodles, but ate a few small dried fish.

Yu Xiushan heard movement in the kitchen.

Bang, bang, bang.

Yu Xiushan looked up and down, thinking it was a rat, but finally found that the sound came from a clay pot near the wall in the kitchen.A stone brick was pressed on top of the clay pot.

Yu Xiushan took down the stone bricks and opened the clay pot.

After the old Dragon God finished eating the noodles, he walked into the kitchen with a bowl in his hand. Yu Xiushan asked the Dragon God to watch it together.

The old dragon god saw five starfishes the size of two palms stuffed into the clay jar, and they were knocking on the wall of the clay jar.

Yu Xiushan pointed to the starfish inside: "How could there be this?"

The old dragon god poked the starfish inside: "It must be the child of the monster who came that day."

Yu Xiushan laughed: "When did he give birth? He gave birth to the baby in the clay pot in the kitchen while we were not paying attention?"

The old dragon god answered him: "He gave birth to it himself. He dug up a random piece of meat and it would grow into a starfish within two days. They don't get married, so he will have offspring by giving birth casually."

The old dragon god emphasized: "That's why I said that it should be fresh, slice it, and eat it with dipping sauce, otherwise it will grow into a starfish in a few days."

Yu Xiushan pointed to the starfish in the earthen jar: "Let's raise them, they can live in water, right?"

Dragon God has never raised starfish, and he doesn't know if he will die.As a modest gentleman, he agreed with his little uncle's opinion: "Then let's raise it, and let's talk about it after we die."

The little uncle took out a big wooden basin from the kitchen to the well to fetch water to wash the dishes, and Dragon God took out a large wooden basin to the well to fetch water to raise starfish.

Five starfish were placed in the big wooden basin, and the dragon god called the little pearl to come and have a look.Little Pearl put the little picture book on the small bench, and ran to the big tub to watch the starfish.

She was so bold that she dared to dip into the water and poke her fingers.

After poking it, he showed it off to Yan Fan: "Brother Yan, I found it."

Yu Xiushan was washing the dishes by the well, and while he was washing the dishes, he watched Yan Fan and Little Pearl playing with the starfish in the big tub, and he suddenly became happy.It was late when the sun came out, and it was only at this point that the layers of clouds and mists were slowly peeled off and exposed.

As soon as the sun came out, Yu Xiushan's heart lit up, he felt the beauty of Tao Niang's yard, the walnut tree in the yard was beautiful, and the banquet playing with Mercury and the little pearl beside the big wooden basin was beautiful.

After the little uncle washed the dishes, he stood up and shook the water off his hands, laughing.

Dragon God turned his head and saw the little uncle's smile.

So, the dragon god smiled at the little uncle.

The old Dragon God's melancholy is gone.But he was thinking about another thing, so he didn't want to open it at night, and the lantern hanging in front of the Xiangge was not lit.

The guests at the door walked back and forth a few times, only to see that the lantern on the door of the Xiangge was not lit, and they disappeared quietly without even knocking on the door of the Xiangge.

The little uncle seemed to have completely forgotten what the Dragon God was thinking about.

He didn't do business for several days and didn't have to get up in the middle of the night. The little uncle was full of energy. He led Pearl and ran around the yard a few times. He led Little Pearl, and the big white cat followed behind Little Pearl.

The dragon god walked through the middle and stepped on the cat's tail on purpose.

Little Pearl and Yu Xiushan stopped together and turned to look at him.Dragon God politely apologized to the big white cat, then opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I didn't see my little uncle running. When I think about it, I seem to have forgotten something."

Yu Xiushan asked him, "What did you forget?"

Yan Fan replied: "I can't remember, did little uncle forget something?"

Yu Xiushan thought for a while: "I haven't forgotten anything."

Yan Fan did not give up and asked again: "Did you really forget anything?"

Yu Xiushan thought about it seriously: "I really haven't forgotten anything."

Yan Fan raised his foot and stepped on the big white cat's tail before entering the house.Yan came into the room and sat cross-legged on the soft couch.Wu Bai jumped in from the window, turned into a human being, boiled a pot of hot water, and made a pot of tea for Yan Bo.

Seeing the melancholy expression on Dragon God's face, Wu Bai asked caringly, "What's wrong with you?"

Dragon God sighed, looked at the little uncle running outside the window, and waved to Wu Bai.

Wu Bai looked at Dragon God, then at Yu Xiushan, there was a flash of lightning in his heart, he struggled and shouted in his heart, I must have followed a fool, followed a fool, be a fool, be a fool, yes With the stupid look of a human being.

This is definitely not the dragon god who wanders in love and likes coquettish beauties.Wu Bai scratched his scalp, feeling that he followed a fake.

Unable to bear the blow in his heart, Wu Bai flipped out of the window again, out of sight.

Because there is no business to do, there is no need to go to bed early and wake up in the middle of the night. In the past few days, Yu Xiushan will always look at the moon with pearls, and sometimes when there is no moon, he will also look at the stars.

Yan Fan sits beside her little uncle and watches the stars with Pearl.

Pearl already remembered several stars and gave them new names.

Little pearls point out to Dabai one by one.

Yan Fan looked at the stars, and suddenly sighed: "The white horse is too short."

Yu Xiushan heard Yan Fan's sigh: "Shouldn't you read a few poems about the moon now, or you can write a poem yourself, why do you lament that Baiju is too late?"

Yan Fan nodded: "Uncle, I just want to sigh how time flies."

The little uncle also sighed: "It's going by so fast. The Chinese New Year is only a few months away, and Pearl's birthday is coming up. After the Chinese New Year, Pearl will be one year older."

Yan Fan emphasized four words: "It's really too late."

The little uncle nodded: "Well, it's too late."

Yan Fan said it again: "The white horse has passed the gap!"

The little uncle was tired of listening to these four words: "Can you stop being too late, too late."

Wu Bai sat on a walnut tree with a big cigarette stick in his mouth, and exhaled a puff of smoke. He was tired of hearing these four words.Wu Bai sighed in his heart, he must have followed a fake, the myth of the dragon wandering in love can't be said, is this still the dragon god when he met him!

Yan Fan no longer expects his little uncle to remember, he said: "Little uncle, it's too late, it's a happy life."

The little uncle groaned, expressing his agreement: "Bai Ju Guo Xia, I really want to have a secret life." Then, he said: "Can we stop mentioning the words Bai Ju Guo Xia?"

Dragon God was very disappointed, he didn't want to look at the stars and the moon at all.

The dragon god who didn't want to look at the stars and the moon didn't go away either, but just sat beside his little uncle and didn't want to talk anymore.

Wu Bai, who was lying on the branch, was worried for the Dragon God. If you have something to say, just say it. Are you really a reserved and coy Dragon God?Of course not, the dragon god who wanders in love is very clear in his heart how skinless and shameless he is.

The little uncle brought the pearl enough to see the stars, and coaxed the little pearl to sleep. When he stepped out of the door, he suddenly thought of the sentence that Yan Fan said, "The white horse is too short, and the life is secretly happy."

Think of Yan Fan and ask him, have you forgotten anything?

The little uncle laughed.

The little uncle walked up to Yan Fan and sat down beside him, and asked him, "What should I call you on weekdays?"

Yan Fan replied to him: "Call Yan Brother."

Yu Xiushan didn't do it: "I'm still your little uncle."

Yan Fan thought for a while: "Call me Dragon God?"

Yu Xiushan didn't do it either: "Should I ask Dragon God to call you? How polite?"

The Dragon God's nature was revived again, and he glanced at Yu Xiushan: "Call me to kiss, Dada, baby, my husband?"

But it's better to pull it down, Yu Xiushan pondered for a while: "Let's call you Banquet Boss."

Yan Fan asked his little uncle, "How polite you are."

The little uncle shook his head: "You're welcome, you're welcome." He smiled and said to Yan Wen: "Boss Yan, would you like to have a secret flirtation with me in the interim, and go out for a walk tomorrow."

The little uncle blinked, leaned close to Yan Fan's ear, and said softly, "Only you and I, we don't bring pearls or black and white."

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☆, Yu Rongsan.

Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide