[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

I sent an emoji, worried that "grandma 1000 million" would not be able to understand, and Wukong was like a child looking for a parent to show off his report card, so he accidentally posted Wu Cong in the group, asking him to watch it His live replay tonight.

Sun Wukong believes that this account labeled "Wu Kong" must be a kind grandma fan behind it.He even made a special live broadcast to eat snacks tonight, and those snacks were given to him by this grandma, and Sun Wukong quietly waited for "grandma" to come back after watching the live broadcast and give him a thumbs up.

Holding those few "little suggestions" happily and looking at them for a long time, the swollen monkey brother couldn't help but quietly opened his personal homepage and posted a status——

"A warm little suggestion from the brand side, which has been forwarded to the agent. Therefore, on the night of the birthday party, no drinks will be served at the scene."

The accompanying picture is a screenshot of the dialog box of Wu Hong's brand cooperation and exchange group, which can be said to show off invisible.He doesn't even have an Aite on the official website of Wu Kong's shop, so there must be no opponent who intentionally hurts him to please his elders, right?snort!This group of lemon extracts always know how to sour him, this time let them sour enough!

However, at the top of the dialog box, the words "Datang Xiyu Food City Brand Cooperation and Exchange Group" are still eye-catching.

Biting his handkerchief, Xiangjia scolded Sun Wukong for being a scheming girl, but the fans almost lost their heads from laughing.

"Hahahaha, this is my son, that's right, show off your skills!"

"That's right, we don't have Grandma Aitkin, it's just that I 'accidentally' forgot to mosaic the group name."

"The case is solved, the case is solved. I said earlier that the one who can pay 1000 million star coins for the endorsement fee must be a rich man. I didn't expect it to be a big man, but a grandma! Hello grandma, are you still short of grandchildren? Can you turn over in one go The kind with 108 somersaults?"

"I advise all the lemon essences to stay away. After all, not every idol can show off the "love advice" from grandma on the homepage... Well, I learned it, and I will use this trick to cheat grandma tonight Pocket money."

"I got it hahaha~ Just now I dug out the birthday card I drew for my dad in elementary school, took a picture and posted it on the homepage, and my dad ordered three newest spaceships for me in one go!"

"Catch the local tyrant upstairs! They're all here, give our monkey cub a basket of fairy peaches as a reward?"

When Ren Fei and the event company checked the number of drinks and snacks that needed to be prepared for the birthday party, they found that their monkey cub was once again on the hot search.

They really didn't buy it this time.

After all, the All-Star Alliance is probably the only sand sculpture Internet celebrity in their family, who will post screenshots of the "gold master grandma" telling him not to drink, stay up late, stay in bed and not exercise... What kind of perverted lack of love is this?

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, after all, it's grandma with 1000 million (star coins)!" Ren Fei tried his luck, and silently said a few words of 1000 million in his mind, and sure enough, his mentality was balanced all of a sudden.

No wonder their monkey cub is so favored by his mother and grandma, he took a photo of 1000 million without blinking an eye, and he worked so hard to prepare a birthday party for this monkey cub, but he was still hanged by fans The wall scolded him for not choosing a bigger venue for Monkey King.

Just a birthday party, do you want to apply for Olympic venues for you?

At this moment, Ren Fei did not expect that one day in the future, the monkey cub of their family would actually hold a grand birthday party at the Olympic venue.

But that's all for the future.

The gold master's grandma has already spoken, and Sun Wukong is not allowed to drink, so Ren Fei can only be cheeky and find the event party again, and ask them to withdraw all the drinks. What will they replace? (1000 million) Grandma has spoken, children should drink more milk, let each person have a bottle of pure milk, healthy!

Manager Ren burst into tears. It is already conceivable that after the birthday party, the fans scolded and accused him overwhelmingly: just give him a bottle of pure milk at the birthday party?Our little monkey's money must have been embezzled by a black-hearted broker!

"It's so difficult for me!" Ren Fei almost scratched the wall of Monkey King's house.

Elder Tang also felt that it was really difficult for him.

He really just wanted to bring back some snake venom (a local product) and present it to the king of Tang. Who the hell would have thought that after the little white dragon left, another snake spirit sprang out from the Snake Pan Mountain Yingchou Stream. It was not a snake spirit disease, but Really snake spirit!

Rewinding the time to half an hour ago, people who have eaten hot pot may have felt this way. It is obvious that the stomach is full after eating hot pot, and they will definitely be hungry after a while.Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong are like this.

The master and the apprentice shared a small pot of snake soup, and the ingredients for the hot pot were almost eaten. Unexpectedly, they suddenly became hungry in the middle of the night. Elder Tang loved face, and refused to show weakness (hungry) at the beginning. Wu Hao was fresh and unpretentious , offered to say that he could go and wake up the cook at the inn for supper.

In the middle of the night, it was freezing and snowy outside, and the cook at the inn didn’t quite remember it. Boss Wu gave him a gold coin with a fine pattern, and the cook immediately forgot about the severe cold and snow outside. Went for supper.

Wu Hao also had a heart, worried that Lu Fu would encounter a black shop, and personally watched the cook making noodles, kneading noodles, and serving noodles in the kitchen. He was watching the cook pouring the freshly made mutton toppings on the noodles, and suddenly smelled the air. A sticky and cold evil spirit came from inside.

"Not good!" Wu Hong rushed out.

As soon as I ran to the guest room in front of the inn, I saw a huge snake as thick as a bucket, wrapping Tang Xuanzang around and disappearing into the night.

"Damn it! Don't you come here to snatch Tang Monk's meat again?" Boss Wu angrily sacrificed the golden cudgel and dived into the snow-capped mountains.

Snakes have to hibernate, and this giant snake can come out to do things in the cold winter, so it must be a monster.

Chasing all the way to the depths of Shepan Mountain, there was heavy snow like goose feathers floating in the mountain, and in an instant, the traces of the big snake on the road were covered by heavy snow. The snake spirit seemed to have some skills and hid it very deeply. Monkey King is so experienced in dealing with monsters, he circled the Snake Pan Mountain more than a dozen times in one breath, but he didn't find any trace of the snake spirit and Elder Tang.

It's over!

He lost Sun Houzi's master.

Thinking that the Snake Pan Mountain was the site of Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea when he was in the mortal world, Monkey King didn't dare to delay, and immediately turned over to the Dragon Palace of the West Sea in a somersault.

The third prince, Ao Lie, is being forced into marriage by a group of seven aunts and eight aunts.

Speaking of it, Ao Lie is also unlucky. Originally, his father arranged a marriage for him. The woman is Princess Wansheng, the daughter of the Wansheng Dragon King of Bibotan. The head bug has an affair.At that time, Ao Lie had already married Princess Wansheng, but he accidentally ran into her and the nine-headed worm hiding in the cave that should belong to him on their wedding night. Lie's head!

Ao Lie is also a violent person. At that time, he had a fight with the adulterer Nine-Headed Insect. Princess Wansheng pulled aside, accidentally pushed down the red candle, burned the wedding gift bestowed by the emperor, and violated the rules of heaven. He was demoted to Yingshoujian, and from the majestic third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, he was reduced to a man-eating monster in Yingshoujian.

Now, thanks to Tang Xuanzang's blessing, Ao Lie was released early after serving his sentence, and returned to the West Sea Dragon Palace. Seeing that the dragon sons and daughters around him who were younger than him were all married and had children, the elders were also in a hurry. blind date.

Ao Lie, as mentioned above, was cuckolded on the wedding night by an unscrupulous woman like Princess Wansheng, and seemed to have some kind of post-traumatic stress disorder for the word "marriage", and completely lost interest in getting married. When an old friend came to visit, he still pointed out that he wanted to visit him, Ao Lie almost cried with joy, even if it was that annoying Zhu Bajie who came, he would recognize it!

"Eldest brother, why is it you? Where's the master?" Seeing Monkey King appearing here alone, Ao Lie blurted out habitually, "Has the master been captured by the monster again?"

It really can't be blamed on him thinking wrongly. There can only be two situations for Monkey King to run out alone: ​​one is that Monkey King killed innocent monsters and was driven out by the master; After being captured, Monkey King had no choice but to come out to find foreign aid.

The first possibility is unlikely, anyway, before Ao Lie left, the master and the elder brother got along quite well, so there is only one possibility left: the master was captured by the monster again.

Ao Lie was recently forced to get married so that his hair almost fell out, seeing Monkey King who came to ask for help, it was almost like seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva who rescued the suffering, he pulled him and ran outside: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's hurry up and save Master!"

Wu Kong: "..." I didn't expect Ao Lie to be such an enthusiastic dragon!

Walking halfway, Wu Hao found an opportunity to tell Ao Lie what happened on Shepan Mountain.After hearing that he had left, there was a monster with no eyes who took over his territory. Even though he no longer wanted that territory, but he didn't want it. Would it be the same as having a monster occupying a magpie's nest?

He was already furious from being urged to get married by relatives and friends, but when he smelled the bloody and cold demonic aura coming from the Snake Pan Mountain and Yingchou Stream, Ao Lie became furious in an instant, and transformed into a giant dragon covered in silver armor in mid-air. One end plunged into Yingchou stream.

"Eldest brother, wait for me to rescue Master!"

Wu Hao looked at the large splashes of water splashing on the Yingchou stream, and silently lit a piece of wax for the short-eyed snake spirit in her heart.

Don't look at the docile and harmless appearance of the little white dragon when he turned into a white dragon horse. This guy is a dragon, and he is famous for holding grudges. He dared to occupy his territory. This snake is probably going to be caught by Ao Lie for stew. .

Wu Kong guessed wrong.

The moment the snake spirit saw Ao Lie, she was stunned for a moment, and immediately rushed over crying: "Your Highness! It's been so hard for me to find you!"

Ao Lie: "..." Where did this female monster come from?Does labor know you?

Of course Ao Lie didn't know the snake spirit, because when he left Yingshoujian, the little snake hadn't cultivated into a human form yet.

"Where's my master?" Ao Lie doesn't know the snake spirit, even if the snake spirit has a beautiful face, which is a bit more delicate than his wretched ex-wife Princess Wansheng, Ao Lie doesn't have the slightest thought of pity , grabbed the snake spirit and asked her to hand over Tang Xuanzang.

"Master? Isn't that monk the enemy who captured His Highness back then?" The snake spirit looked at Ao Lie in confusion.

When Ao Lie fell into trouble on the Snake Pan Mountain, Yingshoujian was originally the territory of this snake spirit who was about to cultivate into a human form. However, no matter how powerful the snake was, it could not beat the dragon. The snake spirit gave the territory to Ao Lie.

At that time, the little snake spirit was in the stage of enlightenment before taking shape. Finally, a handsome, tall, rich and handsome man came from the mountain. Seeing it, Tian Tian disguised herself as a little green snake and hid among the treetops, imitating Ao Lie's every move. I don't know when, the little green snake gradually fell in love with this irascible little white dragon.

She thought that she still had a lot of time to spend with Xiao Bailong. She worked hard to make her human figure more beautiful, so that Xiao Bailong could see the most beautiful self at first sight.

However, the world is impermanent. Little Green Snake did not expect that before she had time to transform, Ao Lie was enlightened by the Bodhisattva because of eating the white horse that Tang Xuanzang was riding, and transformed into a white dragon horse, and converted to Buddhism.

This is simply the hottest bitter gossip of the year in Snake Panshan!

The infatuated little green snake secretly fell in love with the troubled noble son, and waited for decades, but was torn apart before transforming into form!The sweetheart was enlightened by the Bodhisattva and became a monk in the reserve service, leaving only the little green snake alone, waiting for the return of the heart dragon on the Snake Pan Mountain.

Green Snake named her transformed self Ao Qing, took her husband as her surname, and swore that she would wait until Tang Monk and his disciples returned from studying scriptures. At that time, she would definitely capture Tang Monk alive and exchange her with the nasty Monkey King. Third Prince!

However, by fate, she managed to capture Tang Xuanzang alive, and also succeeded in finding the third prince, Ao Lie.However, Ao Lie didn't recognize her at all!

This... Isn't this the standard plot of the ten o'clock in the evening drama of bitterness and sadism?

Ao Lie felt that he had died unjustly!

How can you do this?

It was already miserable enough for him to be sent to prison in the Snake Pan Mountain and Eagle Sorrow Stream in the barren mountains, why?Sent in prison and assigned a daughter-in-law?

The problem is that he doesn't know this snake at all, so why does it seem like he's just throwing it away?

Seeing that the little snake would continue to be entangled, Ao Lie hastily stepped back a few steps, keeping a relatively safe distance from her to ensure his innocence, and then asked: "Where is my master, Elder Tang? Can you hurry up?" Invite him out quickly, and don't hurt my master at all!"

"Your Highness, have you really escaped into Buddhism and become a monk?" The beautiful snake Aoqing looked at Ao Lie with a face of despair, her tender eyes filled with tears, her palm-sized face was extremely pale.

Ao Lie turned his head with some guilt, he didn't know how to coax a woman in his life.After his father ordered the Halloween princess for him, he never had any relationship with her, so it's no wonder that the woman was seduced by the Nine-Headed Insect, who is always good at talking and talking.

To be honest, Princess Wansheng found Nine-Headed Insect behind his back, an adulterer who was completely inferior to his real fiancé in terms of background, appearance and knowledge. Ao Lie only felt anger and disgust when he thought about it now, There is no such emotion as being sad, because I have never liked it, so there is no feeling of unwillingness or sadness.

He can feel that Ao Qing really has feelings for him, but Ao Lie, a little white dragon with zero relationship experience, doesn't know how to respond to this fiery love at all.

However, he still explained in a low voice——

"Back then I accidentally burned the wedding gift bestowed by the Jade Emperor. I was beaten with three hundred lashes and sentenced to beheaded. Because Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea pleaded for me, I was exempted from the death penalty. Waiting for Elder Tang to learn Buddhist scriptures and pass by here, and escorting him all the way to learn Buddhist scriptures in order to atone for his sins is not to become a monk."

In this life, Ao Lie broke up and went home before he finished his journey to learn scriptures. Naturally, he didn't know that in his previous life, no matter whether he voluntarily became a monk or not, after being enlightened by a Bodhisattva, he could only become the "Namo Babu Tianlong Guangli" of Western Buddhism. Bodhisattva", recovering the dragon body, coiled on the Qingtianhua Biaozhu of Daleiyin Temple throughout his life.

Of course, the current Ao Lie doesn't know the ending of his previous life.He just subconsciously didn't want Ao Qing to misunderstand that he took the initiative to become a monk.

This was the first time that Ao Lie was looked at by a girl with admiration and love. Although it was a bit awkward, the young Prince Long didn't want the girl in front of him to misunderstand him.

"So! I didn't hurt Elder Tang, I just imprisoned him and wanted to exchange him for Your Highness. Since His Highness is fine, I'll just let him go." In front of the man I love, fierce as a snake spirit, also She couldn't help but become a gentle and obedient woman.

Boss Wu, who was almost frozen into a snowman on the shore, never thought that this snake spirit would be so infatuated. He didn't know when they would come back from learning scriptures, or if they would pass by this place. He has been guarding here for several years , it seems that you still want to keep guarding, just to wait for a sweetheart who doesn't even know what she looks like?

Elder Tang really suffered an indiscriminate disaster!

It was bitterly cold in the mountains, and if it continued to freeze, Elder Tang would be sent back to Chang'an lying on his back. Wu Kun invited his junior brother Ao Lie and Sister Snake Jing back to the inn. Ao Lie readily agreed. Sister Snake Jing finally found her sweetheart. Stay alone in Shepan Mountain?Naturally, he followed them down the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, the inn has already exploded. I heard that some guests who stayed in the inn were kidnapped by monsters. Who would dare to stay there?The timid ones were clamoring to check out, and the courageous ones grabbed the store owner and told him to report to the police immediately, maybe they could save the two poor customers.

Just as they were making a fuss, Wu Kuan came back with Tang Xuanzang, followed by a luxuriously dressed son and a beautiful young girl!

I don’t know if it’s to show the most beautiful side to my sweetheart. Aoqing, the snake spirit, put almost all her skill points on the transformation form. The transformed human form, with icy muscles and bones, bright eyes and white teeth, looks like Chang’e Xi Shi is definitely not exaggerating. People in a small place like Snake Panshan have never seen such a beautiful girl. The moment the snake spirit Aoqing lifted the cloak, it is no exaggeration to say that Wu Kong could almost hear it. There was a sound of gasping in the inn, and the next moment, countless heart flowers bloomed all over the ground.

"Cough! Shopkeeper, open another upper room, let the cook make some breakfast and serve it up. Oh, bring two more pots of hot water." Wu Kong's words woke up a group of stupid geese.

"Oh oh oh, it will be ready soon! Guest officer, please." The shopkeeper yelled a few times like a big white goose, and sent the waiter to the kitchen to deliver a message, but he stuck his head out to see the snake spirit girl. , that posture, wishing to bend his neck to the stairs, so as to watch the beauty enter the house.

The beauty's back is also very beautiful, she is as slender as a spring willow, alas...it is even more beautiful than the ones sung in the play!

Entering the room, the third prince Ao Lie's face was not very good-looking, and he stared at Boss Wu as if he was looking at a heartbroken man who had not reunited for a long time.

"Eldest senior brother! She and I... are not what you think, how can we be alone in the same room?" Ao Lie didn't dare to point to the little girl, so he could only hint at Wu Kong with his eyes, and hurried to start again. One upper room!How could he and this snake spirit sister who are unmarried and unmarried live together in the same room, ruining each other's reputation?

"Junior brother, you are overthinking, cough~ I let you live in the same room with her, just to tell you to watch her and stop robbing other people. By the way, you don't eat people, do you?" Wu Hong asked suspiciously. He stared at the snake spirit girl.

"I, I ate it once, when I first took shape and went down the mountain to play, I didn't want two men with wretched faces to coax me into the cave, saying that they had beautiful jewelry for me, but came to tear my scales The clothes that turned into clothes, I didn’t check them for a while, and they were so painful that they turned into prototypes. I accidentally crushed those two people into a meat paste. I tasted it out of curiosity, and it was not delicious, really! There are so many bones , and it’s all skin..." The snake spirit girl glanced at Ao Lie cautiously, closed her eyes in despair, and swore loudly, "I will never kill again, I am a vegetarian!"

The sweetheart has worshiped a holy monk as his teacher, what else can she do?Not to mention cannibalism, she can't even eat meat. Thinking of this, the snake spirit girl can't help but feel sad: If you want to protect this relationship, you have to learn from the monks in the temple to be vegetarian and abstain from killing. She is really too difficult!

After hearing the true confession of the snake essence girl, Wu Hao is fine, but Ao Lie couldn't bear it anymore, wishing to grab the snake essence by the ear and shout: "Are you stupid? In the wilderness, two strangers Why did the man trick you, a girl, into the cave? Are you really following along?"

The snake essence girl was scolded by her sweetheart so much that she shrank her neck, wishing she could turn into a snake and go into the corner. Wu Hong couldn't stand it any longer, so she hurriedly walked between the two of them to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, she's Chuchu too. Transformation, I don’t know the dangers in the world, children are still young, they will understand when they grow up.”

"What the hell do you know?" Ao Lie raged, "Fortunately, she was only lied to by two mortals who wanted to take advantage. If she meets those monsters who like to dig up the inner alchemy of monsters and devour them, I'm afraid she has become a piece of paper at this moment." Snakeskin!"

"How dare you say you don't have an affair with her? You protect her like this if you don't have an affair?" Boss Wu looked at Ao Lie as if he was looking at a beast, "This snake girl just took shape, according to the age of ordinary people Come to think of it, it’s only the year of Zongjiao? You are an old dragon who has lived for hundreds of years, how dare you eat this tender grass?”

"I didn't!"

"I am willing!"

Ao Lie and Ao Qing spoke up against Boss Wu almost in unison.

Wu Kong: "..."

All right, all right, you are a family, what an outsider like me says is disgusting.

but--

"I've heard that the Dragon King of the West Sea has the most important bloodlines. The third prince of the Dragon Palace, a pure-blooded Dragon Clan, how can he marry a little snake who is not even a dragon?"

"What are you yelling at me? If you have the ability to eat young grass, go and deal with your father first!" Wu Kong rolled his eyes at the sky, and pulled Elder Tang away.

When he walked to the door, he bumped into the guy who came to deliver the food. Wu Hong rolled his eyes and asked someone to take all the food to his room.

The third prince of the dignified dragon clan would not even bother to eat their mortal ingredients, would he?

Want to eat?Go down the river and go fishing yourself!